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llcoolj
It’s so genius
ReposterCallerOuterMan
repost
thechelonianshelmet
When you know your alcoholism will kick in long before the festival ends
clamdriver
Bury yourself too then you get in free
TuantheFruitBat
I mean that’s neat but you can usually bring that in. If you’re gonna bury something bury nitro tanks.
eledore
Juniper berries gin inside a Fanta Cassis bottle..
NinjaLlama895
semiawake
Ok how did he get in with a shovel?
NotRapefortheWilling
Should of buried a 7G rock of molly ... Suck on that like it's a jawbreaker.
Lucidalabbra
I feel like this is the equivalent of feature flipping, ya know, minus the accolades
barnwolf
I remember when my Nalgene was still clear and not scratched to shit. Ah the good old days when Nalgene bottles still contained BPA.
equityforpunks
Gotta do your research well so that it does not end up under portapotties when the festival is built.
MenloPart
*porapoytys
Thymantistoboggan
BmoreDaviano
Or you could bury yourself with vodka and save money too!
serakaida
They been doing this in Australia since they set the maximum at 1 case of beer and 1 bottle of wine.
K1n9ef
#ittastedaweful
tinytyrant
they been doing that shit in Iraq since 2003.
OtterAvalanche
Since 91*
tinytyrant
aha.. yes.
ishotjfktwice
Acme Exploding vodka : blow away your sobriety and legs
KingDingus92
Im aware people do this kinda regularly for long festivals
KingDingus92
But with drugs. Cause any multiple day festival let's you bring alcohol
SmurfEggs
Pffft like which one I've been to plenty and you cant bring shit in
KingDingus92
Bonarroo and firefly both allow alcohol
nekoThief
Pretty much any psy-trance festival in Europe. Usually lasts a week and nothing but drugs and alcohol.
MrDeadsr
Guy needs booze to enjoy festival. Sad.
jeffasaurusrex
Shut up, Meg.
Rivthis
It's how the nitrous oxide gets into the festivals.
Rynestrm
What happens if the porapoytys or an event tent are set up on the spot? Need to burry like 5 of them to be safe.
calichillionaire
Done.
SanSamis
At Electric Forest, for one, the festival is in a big ass woods. Plenty of hidey-hole places.
Rynestrm
What did you do to me auto correct?! Porapoytys?!
Dapro1
If they go every year for awhile they will know where things never get set up
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
It'll be the one year they decide to switch it up
TheHandsomeOctopus
Were you having a seizure when you typed that??
Rynestrm
Yes, and up till now most people have had the good decency to not mention it. I say good day to you.
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Gallia
I, too, use porapoytys occasionally.
ChimiAndChilll
I almost googled that
TraitorousTrump3
Is that a flying dinosaur?
astrangehop
Just make sure you use the hmantd sanatysure.
thedarkcanuck
I also know what that word means
awesock
Porta-pottys
thedarkcanuck
Ooh, fancy
icameheretolaughbutleftdisappointed
DY427
Buster Bluth!
metalfoto
I guess later another body was buried.
B4Ctom1
This is what I think of when I think about anti-evolotion people.
Satsugaisuru
WHy knowing it's fake, I still find it irritating?
Inarticulated
Maybe because this has inevitably happened for real at some point of time
crohnite
https://media.giphy.com/media/B8ozpOCSLbAcM/giphy.gif
dunecat1337
That was 90% gravity.
VigorousWhale
?Now back to reality?
A01370549
fluhatinrapper
I wish I had those resources, imagination and free time.
therobisaur
Yep. That's how people get drunks and alcohol into festivals.
Notme68
It's how they don't pay $8.00 a drink.
AbyssalArtorias
For beer, $8. If you're talking liquor, more.
Benegesseritwitch75
Local festival has to send drug dogs into the grounds during the setup week because of the drugs they started burying and hanging in trees
Beardedagentman
They bury the drunks?
buttcrackula
Only if they don't act right.
therobisaur
hahaha yea. or drugs
fantastapotamus
have you recently dug up some drugs?
SpanishBiscuit
I've buried a drunk before but that was mostly because he stopped breathing.
Shroomslapz
Lol’d
cormacmccarthyreviewsdottiescafe
This calls for a work stories dump
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
Uh. Empty out a chapstick, remove the twisty thing, pack with pills, shove that bad boy right... between your balls and your leg. Walk in
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
Or, any cylindrical tube thing.. prime time case, cigar holder, joint holder... you can do this with joints too
AuntSharron
Load empty cigarette rolls with weed. And pepper your cigarette pack with incognito doobers. Remove filter before sparking
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
Well, most places dont let you bring in a pack of smokes if their open. Only brand new pack allowed in
AuntSharron
I used to be a gross festival kid and I never once experienced that. But they keep coming up with new rules all the time so that sucks.
jmacf
Wouldn’t you just use the filter?
AuntSharron
Nah, not if it’s the American-grown good stuff. Maybe if you’re still stuck smoking the cartel-produced brick trash you’d wanna filter it.
volcanoduck
hell yeah, who says geocaching is boring
VitaminJay
I accidentally began geocashing after sitting on a bench in a nearby trail and found a box. That's Astoria for ya.
TheDreadPirateNeckbeard
If you’re familiar with Astoria, you must know of Annies Saloon
VitaminJay
Yup, Annie's Tittybar, home of 90% of the ethanol/testosterone-based fisticuffsmanship in this town.
KaptainSigyl
I accidentally found one on a bridge in my little hometown, thought about getting into it but I'm too lazy
SmurfEggs
Astoria?!?! Are you a fucking goonie?!?!??!!?
VitaminJay
That's my neighborhood, Hermano!
DoesItThough
Found our first one 20' below the water cause of it the shine it was giving off
iHuntTheHaunted
Oregon FTW!
VitaminJay
Silverbananahorse
They have trails in Astoria? I thought it was only Greek food
VitaminJay
The other Astoria, the good one.
Silverbananahorse
Where is that lol
notsoinnocuos
Oregon!