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Aug 31, 2016 9:55 PM
DoperThanNarcotics
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Almightytoad
Memed like a true white-collar.
DeepwaterJew
Found awesome job 10 years after college unrelated to major. I love my cubicle. Fuck off.
Darkivan64
Is it your OC? no? Source it
AnimeDabs
iamdanman
Wise young drunk here. I'm glad I'm not in debt.
PlaceboNine
Hmmm I think I'de rather be able to afford a pathetic mid-life crisis than rot in a bar.
poodlypoodle
Yeah, I dunno whats pathetic about that. I PLAN on living like that AND enjoying it
cummygums
LimeMime565
You know there's other options than an office right? Like skilled labor or other basic trades.
OhDavidMyNacho
That and an office job doesn't have to be soul crushing. That's mostly just how you perceive your job.
Hotbeebop
As a 25 yr old dude I have no fucking clue what I'm doing with my life and alcoholic is my job title right now this kinda helps
iGoAwayButWeAreTwoOfSoul
As a software engineer I love my job.
TedTheMan
I make ice cream, I love my job!
CerebralCortex
I work in a large OR with several specialties. The consensus among physicians when asked "would you recommend a career in medicine to 1/2
CerebralCortex
your child", the answer is a stern "No". A physicians salary/job is deceptive (i.e. malpractice, hours worked, loans, time in school)
YourLittleBuddy
I'll say that teachers would say the same to most kids.
CaptainCoCo
At least the prostitute knows she is going to get fucked.
YourLittleBuddy
Oh, we all know. Besides, we're all whores for something. Pick your poison. NFL seems to be a popular subject.
DavidA1225
Yup, checks out.
CigarsAndWhiskey
Office workers and sex workers are both prostitutes. One sells sex, the other sells the ability to business. -Vincent Adultman (probably)
Gunsz
yeah but all the prostitutes i've met don't even remotely pretend to enjoy there job
Whatthisusernameisnottaken
I think the real moral of this post is for the op to call us prostitutes. Dont tell me how to live my life
canonlyturnright
Adults world. Its sucks but it pays the bills and you sometimes get vacation time. yay. Then you have kids.
OhDavidMyNacho
Having kids is usually a choice
SummerOfBees
nevernoped
I pack pellets of food to be shipped off to woolworths and I love my job.
swinglinered
Woolworth's is still around? IC: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F._W._Woolworth_Company
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torple
maybe he's a kiwi, man. *triggered*
MellyBaskelly
Good team and great work environment?
nevernoped
Great environment Ridicules money No customers Plenty of over time (if you want it) No managers constantly breathing down your neck
HannibalLecturer
Not enough cigarettes put out on that prostitute's arm.
Gawky
thats why you make prostitution legal, so she can join a Union and get some private security
Urgalicity
#3 they just never get to sleep or have a day off.
Ziggypiggyziggypiggy
One of my best friends, party animal in high school, went from waitressing to now owning businesses and on TV and now a wise old pothead.
sumowoman
That's the dream!
YourLittleBuddy
Don't have to own a business and be on TV to be a stoner.
sunnytater1
I've just made this my resume. Pictures and all.
notthatdrunk
Congrats on the extra time you will have not working.
Deathviper
Tell us how many jobs you get
BrontTheGoodBoy
I bet he gets all the jobs.
eclect0
He gets jobs. He gets the best jobs.
TheHaloFollower
The fucker.
TheMusicBandit
The last guy is jerkin' it under his desk
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
"Good thing Bob got promoted and I have this but man he chewed a lot of gum. He chewed it for so long it's all gunked white under the desk."
jessebear89
Doesn't everyone do that?
notevenaname
Color choices of the lines in #1 irk me. See how they match some of the backgrounds in frames? My brain wants to also link these in somehow
ClimateShaming
Former ER dr. There are back sides and dark parts. Buts and colons to be specific
TeamSpicyTacos
Doctors have horrible hours and work like dogs to get there. So, still trade offs.
controversialcomment
Also sometimes when they fuck up someone dies..
insensitivecow
The hours aren't horrible, but they are long. The hardest parts are the debt we have and the emotional toll the job takes. But it's worth it
Winterlord117
They have the one of the highest burn-out rates of all jobs
micotyro
Yeah, I don't think I would have the mental strength to handle it without my personality completely changing
IveBeenSlackingMyWholeLife
ya. i know a lot of miserable docs
lexifornow
They also work like dogs if they want that six figure check. Even if it's three days a week, one day may be a 16 hour surgery.
FlatPlutoSociety
I work in clinical research. None of the doctors I know are particularly happy. Their work/life balance is god awful.
Highlander8795
I doubt if you asked them, that any would say they'd rather be doing something else with their life though.
TeamSpicyTacos
I worked in academic research (now at a startup), but my wife is a pediatrician. She likes work but, is constantly on call, works weekends..
BurquenosBuenos
I chose wise old drunk, how do I make the "wise" part happen?
IAmTheVictorian
If you're asking how one is wise I feel you're mostly there, no?
tesserax
Start telling kids to be diligent students
YoSoyMilk
Read a lot of Bukowski
notevenaname
That thing you watch on japanese adult websites?
HEXADECIMAL
I graduated cume Laude in business I have a shit job.
curiousrayoflight
I'm tempted to make a joke, but instead I'll just ask you; how many times have you heard a joke about if you cume laude? (cum loud)
HEXADECIMAL
Never because it's so obvious only someone's dirty uncle would say it.
curiousrayoflight
Or just a half asleep, half drunk imgurian.
HEXADECIMAL
That's a pretty good description of both of my uncles.
browsib
Regarding the thing about doctors, it'd be bloody hard work, and it's only rewarding if your patient doesn't actually die.
shenanigasms
Am a junior doctor. Can confirm - there are far easier ways to make better money.
insensitivecow
People die, and sometimes we can't do anything about it. But we do our best to improve people's lives while we care for them.
HolyOldMackinaw
Yeah being Doctor is incredibly high stress and years upon years of demanding education. Doesn't sound that great to me.
FatBoobsDontCount
Yep and people are gross: pus, snot, blood and various types of discharge. I'll take my nicely formatted spreadsheets thank you very much.
FlatPlutoSociety
Demanding and horribly expensive education, and you don't start earning a good living until you're like 30.
JustARichard
I just switched over from computer engineering to pre med and really only took two questions to figure out if it was worth it. It was 1.5
JustARichard
already hard to get out of bed and go to class, so I wondered if I had that job would my day start off happy that I'm going to work 2.5
JustARichard
Then for the argument it takes years of education and you don't see a dime until later. Really what's 10 years to bettering your lifetime