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massholesome
I can feel the weight of those titties on me.
Hashbrown123
stehenallein
what are you doing step aunt!?
rsmatt00
3Davideo
farleyminarley
I also choose this guy's cool aunt's husband's wife
binky4me
Stacey’s mom has got it going on.
Dashpot
qtRaven
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
Came here to make sure someone had posted this
0ddcrayon
Come2Japan
Daywalker27
terronium12
KnightKrypto
Source is Telepurte on twitter btw
CriticalCritic
AllRicksAreJerrys
Grinton
She goes by Texoma Milf
hotdoglunch
Dot
SteveO
shidu?
Derpppderttrp
.
RoloTonyBrown
doooooooooot
kwilson25j
I’ve seen this before.
RanchoCucamonga
Her hand got 'stuck' in the pool
ShazulDapignus
Grinton
She goes by Texoma Milf
MrGinn
Cutlass0516
Aunt May??
morninglightmountain
Aunt might
Arracor
Aunt wish I wish tonight...
ItsjustDog
nmeunier
All of my aunts were ugly as sin.
Erdanya
Gonna need to go back a bit further than that for my first drink, kiddo. Also, no aunts that looked like THAT, unfortunately.
CureForHomoSapiens
Another cool aunt
Whwat
Thats a man, baby.
Gababu
i don't mean to sound macho but damn... some men really got screwed not being able to grow a beard.
Darkspire
Dude looks like a lady
37PiecesOfFlair
Underrated comment.
runleak
vigothecruel
I’m sure this aunt has some awesome stories from touring. If only he could remember.
operationcwal
Why do you have to be so jaded.
CureForHomoSapiens
Goldenteckel
Another one who has it going on...
WwwhyYouNoLikeMe
Cousin Stacy is at the pool
RanchoCucamonga
How does one look that good in middle age?
DaveSamsonite
Pilates and kegels
pwnedbill
Exercise, healthy eating habits, a skin care routine and plenty of sleep and water
clamdriver
I think I’m lactating just below my belt buckle.
DaveSamsonite
Elonth
you either have very saggy man tits or a very small penis. There is no in between here.
Streborel
A pretty girl's butthole is like a 9Volt battery. You know it's wrong, but you're gonna stick your tongue on it anyway.
ImADouchebag
No I'm not.
EDoPur
Let's see, in 2002 I was 35 years old, and that would NOT have been anywhere near my 1st drink. The cool aunt on the other hand...
isetprettygirlsonfire
Early 20s for me, but same otherwise.
Tom40
Hello fellow old person. In 2002 I was 34 and both sets of grandparents were dead.
EDoPur
Yeah, the only grandparent I even remember died when I was 13, in 1980. My dad died in 2000.
Cyberpope67
I, too, was 35 in '02. Hasd my first drink in '77. . . had my first cool aunt in '86. Now I'm married with children. . .
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
I was 4, would be pretty shitty to give a 4yo a beer.
clearlyselfloving
daddy af
SilentSecretMan
Bud Light? I thought you said 'Cool Aunt'?
athomp78
Where’s the Zima with a Jolly Rancher?
SteveO
there's a bud light in this picture?
Cultistchan
I mean, its fine for a what? 12 year old?
cirunz
You don't wanna know the lame aunt
DALLASLAVOWNER
thats busch light
Mickp81
In ‘02 bud light was still cool. It was before the craft beer scene blew up.
nero4ty2
That was when the huge spike started, I definitely wouldn’t drink it back then, was all about new Belgium etc, keep both around now
Mickp81
I was 21 in the Midwest. Bud light, Coors light, and Busch light were the beers.
MadeYouLookAgain
“Still cool” just drink what you like for fucks sake. Bud light is “cool” a triple hopped Tanzanian brew is “cool”. Who the fuck cares?
FartBoxExtract
There's a toxic attitude toward what beer someone drinks. Something only dickless people debate.
Mickp81
Couldn’t care less what you drink or if you drink. Just seemed reasonable that your “cool” aunt would hand you a bud light in 02.
MadeYouLookAgain
Sure thing cool guy
CulturallyEmbiggened
My dad gave me a Bud Light when I was like 16, out fishing. I asked why later and he said "I didn't want you drinking any alcohol."
RanchoCucamonga
This is a genius idea. If you're a young teenager with your friends you're all trying to pretend it tastes good and drink more to look cool
Ninepie
My dad let me try a sip of his extra dry martini at 16 and I thought he was drinking gasoline.
Idontcareaboutthiscarp
Thats the way, right to the hard stuff that tastes like its paint remover, not giving them a taste of watery candy so they like it.
CulturallyEmbiggened
It must have been a commonly traded dad secret because I've heard similar stories over the years.
RedLetterMediaReactionGifs
My dad gave me a shot of vodka at 17, and I was done with alcohol until I discovered the magic of mixed drinks.
MarisFreeborn
If you send Budweiser to a lab, they'll tell you your horse is diabetic.
mikenco
Bud Light is like "making love in a boat" - fucking close to water...
AllTheGoodUserNamesAreTakenFML
No one in their right mind is paying attention to beer brand in this pic...
DaveSamsonite
mikenco
That'll be you then, 'not in their right mind..'.
Cyberpope67
ALL Yankee beer can be described thusly, & we in Canada pretty much always do. . . Pass me an 8% Molson, will you, bud?
MrGrundy
Pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er
SaltCollector
Lived in the US for year, thoroughly disagree, they produce some amazing beers, it's just their mass market shit is the absolute worst.
mikenco
Every market had good and shit examples of their mainstays.
FoxGodRecords
Full image. No border. Uncropped : https://ist5-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/9/0/4/190451/7/y/b/V/7ybVS/ovvy1fY_l.jpg
alltheotherusernamesaregone
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bigsoos
DeepThought420
P0werSurg3
You're a hero
ChefAJ
Squelchtone
FoxGodRecords
Reverse image search. It's what feeds your thirst.
Squelchtone
I've been a fan of tineye.com for quite some time
FoxGodRecords
I know not of this of which you speak. I must away to investigate.
SultanOfSentiment
You’re doing God’s work!
DaveSamsonite
possumattack
Perkins?
CelebRP
YOU'RE DOING GODS WORK, SON. GODS. WORK.
keyblader1985
CheesePoweredUmbrella
Pseudobatrachotoxin
Yummy
MemeusCalgar
TheDude003
Derpppderttrp
.
hotdoglunch
Dot
chimalli
Is she a scientist?
MadeYouLookAgain
No. People doing research are the scientists. We are the scientists. They are the research subjects.
AkLonewolf
https://imgur.com/NC51Or7
FoxGodRecords
She posts to scientific web sites, but she's still just helping out. She's not an actual scientists as far as I know.
GrimeyChisels
Name?
FoxGodRecords
Uncertain at this time. Read other comments.
Flexcalibur
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DaveSamsonite
UnderseaYeti
OK who the fuck or this? I keep seeing this and I can't remember who she is and it's driving me crazy!
DaveSamsonite
I posted the history of this clip a while ago.
DanOrtega
Russian girl in a youtube channel, since I dont speak any russian, dont know if guest or regular.
OuthouseAficionado
Slightly bigger.
xenorac
They don't need to be bigger imho!
FoxGodRecords
Let's dance.
Cilvaa
That's not higher resolution, just a lower quality pic upscaled
FoxGodRecords
Yeah. I know. I did it. I mean, I could take the original and upres it, but at some point imgur is going to spank it anyway.
FoxGodRecords
I uploaded a 1500dpi/28.5MB png version and imgur converted it to a 96dpi/2.25MB jpg.
IHateHorseRadish
If she's the cool aunt I volunteer to be the creepy uncle
mikeatike
But she is also your aunt too.
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
"volunteer"
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
I'll be the Alabama nephew
LovesToSpooge517
The Alabama nephew. Dear god.
PimpinKen
I'll be the step nephew
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
Same. I turned 22 in 2002.
notapreppie
Maybe even a Xennial if you had an analog early childhood and a digital late childhood. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xennials
TheSilverSeraph
You merely volunteer to be creepy. I was born in it. Molded by it
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
I didnt see normalcy til I was already a man, by then it was nothing to be but blinding
ryansmVillain
That made me laugh out loud. Well done
pattyymac
pinatafarmer
Okay, you're her brother, and when you're around she always furrows her brow at you, sits by her husband and crosses her arms, now what?
halshing
Wait for a better time to sway her. And if that time never comes, then I guess 37 years wasn't enough to figure out how to bang my sister.
Nooneinfamous
Looser. Your Dad figured it out in 5.
ligmabolz
Sweet home Alabama land
Maulbert
Then she ain't the cool aunt.
IHateHorseRadish
VolcanoHerder
When I taught geology 101 and had to cover relative dating (a geo thing that essentially says the rocks on the bottom are older cause they
VolcanoHerder
got there first) I used this & a pic of him w/ Cersei and said "NOT this kind of relative dating" and it was the most laughs I ever got.
IsendDickPicsIfYouAskNicely
SWEEEET HOME Alabama~
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pinatafarmer
Her husband punches you in the face. You wake up in the back of a wagon and a man in chains says to you "Hey you. You're finally awake."
IsendDickPicsIfYouAskNicely
I look for the dragon smut books!
stoutde
I don't know what [deleted] said but your response is solid gold
pinatafarmer
Something about getting drunk and making a move. Then they asked if it was a choose your own adventure.
DeepThought420
Honestly I never understood how Americans can drink Bud Light. I tried once and swore never to touch it again. Horrible taste.
leodavinci1
For me, everything with alcohol has a horrible taste. Don't get the appeal. Upside; no chance of becoming an alcoholic.
beez428
How did beer come into this discussion? I've been concentrating very hard on this pic for ~an hour & haven't seen a beer.
DeepThought420
Vhyson
Honestly never had a beer I liked. Some imports were more tolerable but Id rather have rum or vodka. Jäger if I'm feeling like spending more
TheeRealDuke
You don't drink it for taste.
honeybadgersRus
all domestic american beers taste like they're downstream from a wastewater treatment facility
evilfubar
In 2002 we had bud light. now we have to many crafts beers its overwhelming.
DustinDustyDust
You and everybody else on this thread are snobs.
Armyguy8382
Most drinking till they like it. I have met very few who liked it before they forced themselves a dozen times to get shitfaced on it
GigiDundas
In it's defense at least it's not Natty light
kayakninjas
Goes back to Prohibition. It ended and brewers had to make beer for people who were used to soda. Weak, extra fizz, minimal bitterness.(1/2)
kayakninjas
That became the style and then light beer started to be a thing and the rest is unfortunate history. (2/2)
jeffbInternetBeast
if she's bringing it ...
Vonmonj
It's like well water
Trunkmonkay
Wow our .75 cent can of beer doesn't taste as good as your fancy beer? Incredible, this is beyond science
adamrac
Many Americans mock Americans who drink Bud or Bud Lite. It's disgusting.
AllHailMegtaron
As a european, it doesn't matter if it's Bud Lite, Miller Lite, Coors Lite, or what ever. I cant understand how anyone can drink light beer!
CptBoomBoom
That's all gas station beer. It's all gross.
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
It's best not to think of it as beer. Just think Wheat Water and it gets you through. 'Goat Piss' also fits the expectation.
mullinsmark007
Honestly all beer is awful. If something is an acquired taste as is the case with alcohol it wasn't all that good to begin with.
mullinsmark007
What I mean is very rarely does anyone like their first beer. Or even their tenth.
SkunkMom
Its cheap and people are poor
TheSierraDeuce
The penchant for Americans to drink beer like that actually comes out of prohibition. Pt1
TheSierraDeuce
Because alcohol was illegal, it was often made with cheap ingredients and haphazard processes. So the only way it was remotely palatable pt2
TheSierraDeuce
Was by being served very cold. This caught on and brewers weren't going to argue the low cost of production. Pt3
TheSierraDeuce
This is why many Americans who go to pubs in the UK are put off by the "warm" lager. Pt4
TheSierraDeuce
Anyway, that's what I've gathered anyway. Courtesy of "The Alaskan Bootleggers Bible" by Leon W. Kania pt.5
Thephedora
Honestly? I don't think we do.
supergreenpasta
There IS a shitload of craft beer in the US...but im assuming you prefer whatever you're used to.
malachilenomade
I'm American and never really developed a taste for any beer. Drank MGD long necks for a while, but that didn't last.
DALLASLAVOWNER
find a place that serves stella on draft and has the proper "chalice" glasses...its a good place to start
malachilenomade
Naw.. A) I shouldn't be drinking at all and B) I have no interest in drinking beer of any sort. I was a vodka & rum drinker.
CaffeineEnabler
As an Aussie, I like MGD occasionally, especially a couple mid afternoon on a weekend after getting shit done.
lemmonjello
They aren't drinking because they like it they are drinking to forget
nero4ty2
Bud light won’t help with that
MagicChickens
As an Aussie it's lighter then water
CampbellsChunkyCyst
I suppose the difference is that in the states we can actually afford hard liquor to go with our beer.
beetcher
Well, if she's giving it to me
STEVIERAYK
Hard to believe but it's better tasting than Miller Lite.
TheManWhoStaresAtTurtles
I'm an American and I have no goddamn clue. I like a few American craft breweries, but all the mass market stuff makes me genuinely queasy.
TheManWhoStaresAtTurtles
To expound slightly -- like, I don't know what it is. There's something about its... "texture" or body that makes me gag.
Ullur
I have similar questions for the English over their Lancaster or as I call it, "Earwax Lager."
DukePhelan
The only time it has ever tasted 'good' to me was after a 22 hour shift of snow removal. I could have just been dehydrated though.
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Its cheap because people are poor but still need to be alcoholics.
CampbellsChunkyCyst
It's not even that cheap. Most regions have breweries that pump out dirt cheap 30-racks for half the price. Some even taste decent.
SomeDetroitGuy
Meh. It's crappy Belgian beer. Drink some actual American beer sometime.
CampbellsChunkyCyst
Founder's Solid Gold for when I want a basic ass lager, but don't want to get international.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Thank you. It's the Big Three that give American beer a bad name. So much goodness to be discovered for those who dig a little deeper.
MaxMVP
I guess every country has to have its own piss-beer with a huge crowd of fans.
Noslen3020
Many people drink bud light because they know what they are going to get, and that is a bad beer
Egudahl
You should try white claw
MarkTwainsMysteriousStranger
Bud Light is America in a bottle.
SomeDetroitGuy
It isn't even American
Canadoug
How so? The company was founded in St Louis. I know there's disputes that a Czech company did it first, but Anheuser-Busch is American.
SomeDetroitGuy
It's made by a Belgian company, InBev, which makes pretty much all of the world's shittiest beers.
victell
It's not my fav, but its a good daytime session beer, especially when its hot. It also has a way of tasting colder than it is.
NickRivieraMD
It's basically a tasteless placeholder. Isn't even enough flavor to be horrible
DirtyChalupa6669
We don't like it either. It's cheap highschool party beer
IHateHorseRadish
As an American, I import my beer from foreign countries.
SomeDetroitGuy
Oh, like Bud Light?
DontcallmeRooster
Make fun of you want but I was in Britain in 2018 and saw an awful lot of Brits drinking Bud Light in the pubs.
TheobromineAddict
I was in China on business several times, was surprised to discover Pabst Blue Ribbon was real popular.
pm1001
Saying "well the Brits liked it" is setting the bar pretty low (ex pat Brit here)
DontcallmeRooster
Well, it just meant more Guinness for me.
DontcallmeRooster
*if you want
nervesatme
You tasted something, interesting.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Many of us here don't understand either, blech. It's made with rice WTF!?!?!
ThePickliestRick
Depends on if you're drinking to drink, or be drunk
STEVIERAYK
I drink to become funnier and more charming.
drhobotron
It's the perfect combination of the worst parts of beer and water.
DarkSock
Samuel Adams would be an American beer I would proffer as a nice hoppy full-bodied alternative to Butt Light…or Anchor Steam & Sierra Nevada
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
Yeungling is the oldest beer in America, tastes pretty good as far as beer goes, although I'm not a fan of beer in general.
NottSure0
I'll only drink it when I'm already drunk, the bar has closed, and it's the last option rolling around in a friend's fridge. They're gross.
noodiesprawn
It’s not quality, it’s quantity.
CampbellsChunkyCyst
That's what the marketing wants you to think. If you need quantity, just get a 30-pack of Genessee or something for twelve bucks.
RanchoCucamonga
Those lite mild beers are great after long days in the sun working, farming, or doing physical activity. We have flavorful craft beer too.
RanchoCucamonga
It's not either or. I'm sure Europeans must have similar lite beer
EnigmaNL
It's water pretending to be beer. Disgusting.
ObiHaiv
You're thinking of Coors.
CeterumCenseo
Sex in a canoe.
CptBoomBoom
This is an insult to water.
hamper10
sparkling water with a hint of hops and barley
EnigmaNL
I think Bud Light is actually the water they use to clean the beer vats.
JellybellyBushroot
CargoManshark
I've always thought it was more of a status thing. At least where I'm from very specific groups of ppl drink it.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
I think people mostly buy it because it's one of the cheapest, and the other cheapest ones (PBR, Natty, etc.) Are seen as trashy.
BulletSponge7
It's the perfect beer for drinking games, no one wants to pound 6 IPAs or Stouts playing a couple of rounds of beer pong.
lebrewski
Amen, I love craft beer but most of the craft market is focused on 300+ calories per serving styles. Also 4% abv craft gets expensive quick.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
There are more options than bud light, IPAs, and stouts... There are good options out there too
drainbamage1011
Speak for yourself.
ShowMeBunnies
I'd pound 6 stouts during beer pong. Dry irish stouts are pretty light.
drainbamage1011
Guinness has the same amount of calories as Budweiser. The nitro just makes it feel heavier.
imgjim
Bud light is brewed with rice, and is brewed to be a light beer. Like asahi. Great for drinking by the case, less hangover, some ppl like.
imgjim
Bud and Bud light are closest to the biggest japanese beers, for the same reasons. Also light beers are best with lighter foods like sushi
imgjim
Not everyone likes the rice backend though, just like I don't like the backend of Miller lite (corn) so don't drink it.
WaitingonCoffee
Why I'll drink it on occasion. Cheap, can drink several and not get...inappropriate, then can wake up the next day with the kids if needed.
Maulbert
As an American: it tastes like shit, but it's cheap and gets the job done.
NorrinxRadd
As an American: it tastes like shit. The rest is gibberish
WalksWithNoFear
Bud Light is cheap but drinking your own urine is a lot cheaper and they taste exactly the same.
CampbellsChunkyCyst
Ze Germans: "You know you can have all those things AND make it taste good, right?"
BlairT1
Uh….vodka? Quicker and doesn’t fill you up so damn much. Who TF wants to drink 48oz of something to catch a buzz?
chetnixandflill
What job? Getting drunk? After 50 beers maybe
Armyguy8382
Everclear is cheaper and faster. Also mixes well with many drinks.
Syk0tik0ne
It doesn't mix well with bud light.
Armyguy8382
Well nothing mixes well with bud light. Until you're drunk enough, then everything mixes well with anything.
kwyjiboner
Check. And. Mate.
unicornsdonotexist
If the job is filling your bladder. Try something with alcohol content.
Antrazit
Has virtually the same as all beer, 4,2%
TITAN74205
Is that a light beer?
unicornsdonotexist
That’s one of the lowest. Other countries it’s more like 5-6% and goes as high as 17%
funnystoryaboutthat
You can get beers that strong in any American market as well...
Levistras
I don’t remember the last time I had a beer under 5%. Years probably.
Antrazit
It’s usually 4,8-5,2ish here in Germany (blondes and pilsners)
AintNothinButAPoopbutt
5% is standard round these parts. But I also live in IPA country, so 7/8% is pretty common, too.
Override9636
um, most beers are 6%+ and aren't made from rice.
Bertfisch
Thats not true. Most beers are between 4-5%. a random german
Antrazit
Just tastes like ratpiss
BlairT1
Poured over an old pile of rusty nickels
Canadoug
*As all American beer.
icookfoodandfightfire
American and European beers are generally similar in ABV, but the difference is how it's measured
FartBoxExtract
Gas station/Grocery store beer* the good and hard shit is out there.
Ullur
Only beers worth a damn in the states are craft beers. My favorite here is about 12%.
Antrazit
Im from germany and our beer is one thing you can’t shittalk. Usually it’s around 5%, so not a lot more
funnystoryaboutthat
Woah woah woah. We have an amazing craft beer industry here in the States.