Fresh(Ish) Memes #18

May 19, 2024 11:13 PM

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#16 is interesting because guess what a lot of conservative workers do? They listen to conservative talk radio. That shits insidious.

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#1 and my internet is out.

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#15 Check your ram seating. Check that all the various wires are still plugged in all the way. Remember to turn the mains switch on your powersupply back on and remember to plug the machine back into the wall.

Those are the 4 main causes. (based on doing housecalls to fix this shit for several years)

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#15 for nostalgia, big computers used to require periodic “preventive maintenance”, replacing filters, checking the alignment of big disk drives, etc. The most likely time to encounter a failure was right after a “preventive maintenance” was performed.

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#2 Teachers when I was younger: “You must learn how to do sums in your head, in case you need it for work when you’re older.” Oh please, if I’m doing sometime important at work that involves maths, I’m checking with a calculator. I’ve never worked in an environment where anyone would hold it against you for using a calculator. Work smart not hard.

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#34 raw? That damn thing cooked for months!!

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#22 feeling incredibly attacked right now.

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#17 Bradley

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#4 isn't that just Quentin Tarantino?

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That guy is a freaky ma- ohhh. I see it now.

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#2 "You won't have a calculator in your pocket all the time," said basically every math teacher I ever had. Now smartphones are a thing, so yes, I do.

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1972 - for a high school graduation gift I am given one of the early pocket calculators. I attend my first college classes. When there is a math problem of extreme complexity I take it out. Bedlam. Anger. Curiosity. There are no rules, but two of my instructors ban me from even bringing it to class.

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#15 had me 😂

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#2 is putting +'s instead of 0's common?

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If it is, I never heard of someone doing it. My class in the US learned with 0's. Maybe another country does it different.

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#38 TBF Working on an antique train sounds like much more fun that working on me.

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#1 character is nilou from genshin impact.
Dances with water / swords. And generally enables big ungabunga damage with exploding plant seeds by over-hydrating them.

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#4 What if you were called quiet man instead of jarrett and instead of saying stupid hypotheticals you just shut up and let the world be a more peaceful place?

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one of my flatmates did this and another sent me a very angry text message and then yelled at me when they got home about it i did not even use the thing that day

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Using Nilou as clickbait... a masterful gambit, I walked right into it.

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#22 she sounds hot

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once a month she's a complete freak in the sack. the rest of the month it's all drama and tears and "I dreamed you cheated on me, you ASSHOLE!" craziness. but you know, once a month....

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She's technically much better than the girl who ISN'T taking her 5 psychiatric medications...

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#15 when the PU fan kicks into overdrive so you thwack the case and your screen gets graphical artifacts

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My PU fan is in the bathroom.

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#15 one of my ram slots is wonky, so this happens almost every time. One of the locking tabs has a clearance issue.

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#22 what? No. They just need me to compromise more. They're the only person who understands me.

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#2 is too true. My mom gets on me about why can’t you add better in your head with your stupid math degree. Sorry ma’am we topped using numbers many classes ago.

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that’s going on the terrible pickup line list

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#16 yep. starts in childhood. "you're not sad. stop crying. I'll give you something to cry about." make it so your own opinions and emotions are wrong so you always need other people to tell you what's okay.

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I swear if I ever saw my father again I'm not sure I could resist the urge to punch him in the face.

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I left the house in 1997. he tried to make contact a few times since there but there's nothing there for me. Part of me is like "I should care about my father, right?" but I don't. I really don't. He's someone I lived with when I was young.

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#7 Gina Rinehart for those who maybe don’t know is a racist who has called for the extermination of Australian Aboriginal people. This is a generational legacy as her father wanted the same. She is also a billionaire owner of a mining company who has had countless land disputes with native peoples over her company’s destruction os their sacred lands.

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thank you for explaining, I had no idea.

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#16 oh I'm very enraged, I'm just too busy with the daily struggle to do anything about it. Ok, lets be real, I'm too powerless to do anything about it, despite being enraged and busy with the daily struggle. Although, if I ever break I'm taking at least one person in charge of this dystopian nightmare machine out with me.

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#16 is interesting because guess what a lot of conservative workers do? They listen to conservative talk radio. That shits insidious

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board members. corporations. anything else is just an overseer.

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I've always wondered why people don't do that. Like why you taking it out on a school or minorities...they didn't fuck you up.

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As designed

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This is all going to end with a guillotine with the words "Infinite Growth" written on the blade and a bunch of hedge fund managers and corporate shareholders being marched up in blindfolds.

We normally wouldn't need it, but the amateur deep sea submarine industry isn't doing its job fast enough and the orcas are trying their best.

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