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alpacaballs
Why beep it out? Just say he created fucking Easter eggs.
scottygrayskull
"Sleepless elite"? I always just figured I was "perpetually tired".
Therearetoomanyusernames
Course
soithascometothiswasalreadytaken
Dont think you should fly if you are pregnant
BubbleConglomerate
Pit bull being "nanny dog" is a myth that started out in the 70's.
FluffySalamandr
Tiger's tongue is so COARSE. It is COARSE.
CynicalDeino
Obligatory citations needed
Ithrendrial
#7 looks like Matt Smith.
AtYourFuneral
Married ants die much younger.
HummelLV
Isn't that true for pretty much anytghing that is married?
IAlwaysEatGlue
#11 yea we also wouldn't have ears
DeathStarWasAnInsideJob
What a load of bullshit
ExplainThisJoke
the "nanny dog" claim is a myth.
NotACheeto
Fact #2 will become false.
echonite
Yup, they take the nationality if the parents. If that is not valid, then it is where the plane is registered.
HangingWithMyGnomies
#4 this guy illegally cut down all the trees
IAlwaysEatGlue
#1 so, so it can lick the flesh off
MininMark
Uh. Lobsters are not immortal, hey don't stop growing, losing reproductivity, or strength as they grow. But they do die of old age. (1)
MininMark
Sauce - http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/dont-listen-to-the-buzz-lobsters-arent-actually-immortal-88450872/ (2)
MininMark
If you don't trust the scientists at the smithsonian, do your own research (3)
toothlessr2d2
Elephant one is false: they can feel grief, but males and females are only together for breeding - no life partners to die of grief from.
VigorousButtstuff
Look! A lot of bullshit!
Tprobert
Elephants live in all female herds, males are forced out after year or two and live alone or with other males, elephants aren't monogamous
Flyith2
The logging company sold the land for $35 an acre?
JoshCanJump
A millionaire bought it for $14million... where did he get the other 13?
ChockNurris
Millionaire means you have between 1 million and 999 million.
JoshCanJump
Checkmate, atheists.
LSUguy
Shameless dump repost.... Literally the exact dump from a week ago...
willbloke
i feel like so many of these could just sound believable. i wish the internet didn't make me such a skeptic.
frustratedwheelofcheese
Alright, who's the idiot that thinks water expires?
ProgMetalMan
I mean if some preservatives start breaking down or microbes start having a higher likelihood of dangerous numbers by a certain date
Grunt4Life
imscaryterrybittch
Flaxon
*coarse.
pecc
*shephard
kibbypie
I read it as "so course. much wow."
presidentjoebiden
Thank you <3
Notannemurray
Doing god's work, you are. If god existed.
byohzzrd
Bottle date is because FDA requires all consumables to be dated. That bottle won't expire for like 500 years...
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Depending on what kind of plastic grade the bottle is, it will break down faster, iirc.
byohzzrd
Some do break down faster and some even longer.
nacko
Not true: http://www.fda.gov/AboutFDA/Transparency/Basics/ucm210073.htm
byohzzrd
That addresses selling after a date. I'm wrong though. UCM 077079 says they don't require dating. It's voluntary based on taste/sales.
byohzzrd
Thanks for the upvotes folks, but I'm incorrect. Google "UCM 077079" FDA doesn't require dating. Upvote @nacko comment for leading the way.
Jakavelli19
Did not expect that last image.
SargeIsSarge
I really enjoyed this post until the last image. That one I loved.
Nilphoenix7
That last image has three things going for it...
SargeIsSarge
Fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency...
FuckingLoveImgur
I was shocked
TehFuttbucker
Noone does
AuroraNora33
Noone
ALargeAgglomerationOfAtomsSuperficiallyResemblingAUser
#31
ALargeAgglomerationOfAtomsSuperficiallyResemblingAUser
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celtysturluson
HungarianJesus
Every time I think I have a witty comment somebody has beaten me to it. You are that somebody this time.
younotwantbreakfast
I get stuff
BehemothTheManCat
Is the US citizenship one true? Can anyone confirm?
BehemothTheManCat
Someone* sorry for that
Ranger12
It is
yamez82
Nope, depends on the "flag" of the aircraft /airline and where the origin of the flight is. Also parents nationality. All complex treaty law
BehemothTheManCat
Thank you for answering
Dvicemuse
Good luck getting on a plane 9 months pregnant. Not only are you not supposed to, airlines won't let you.
yamez82
Unlikely, but not impossible. In an emergency or other extreme circumstances you can get permission.
BehemothTheManCat
I'm a guy so the chance of that happening is close to none. You got a answer for the question or what?
lostlegend
Is the lobster thing true?
renardlenard
I don't think so. As far as I know, only one type of jellyfish can be considered immortal. But I need to search about it again to confirm...
Phixik
Yes and no - they will grow to the point that they are too weak to shed their exoskeleton and die from exhaustion I believe
renardlenard
I don't think so. As far as I know, only one type of jellyfish can be considered immortal. But I need to search about it again to confirm...
renardlenard
I researched a bit and it seems false :3
AllSillyWilly
Some of these are wrong as fuck.
jamjam42
Sammy exists but no one is really happy about it, well maybe the tourists. Stupid dog mermaid.
DickDastardly404
Citation VERY MUCH needed
TheAuthorOfTheJournalsMyBrother
But it has a little clip art thinking guy
Poserman
Especially the first one. Absolutely fake.
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
According to Animal Planet, that one is true
Poserman
so many people have been licked by them. they all were fine
elucidatefurther
A good amount of "interest facts" dumps are complete bullshit, sometimes the ratio of bullshit-to-truth ratio exceeds 1:1
1dogsfordays1
In 1828, the Great American House Cat was originally bred to be a messenger delivering sensitive correspondence for government officials.
elucidatefurther
This the type of nonsense I'm talking about. Europeans didn't import the GAHC into the Americas until the mid 1870's.
1dogsfordays1
This is impossible because Europe wasn't founded as a country until 1902.
elucidatefurther
I'm OBVIOUSLY referring to the Pre-Europe European tribes better known collectively as G-Unit.