What a time to be alive

Jan 17, 2015 3:50 AM

bagonja

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Damn, I thought that was Eminem at first.

11 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I just watched the movie yesterday night and it was awesome! So +1 :D

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fluorine Silver

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not best sequel ever (because Aliens) but pretty close

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The best bit is where they find out who the captain daughter is its pure ROFL

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My name's Jeff

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My name is Jeff.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If he had the helmet on the whole time, that is one LONG, THIN… friend there.

11 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 3

Schlong

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This was filmed at my school, it was hilarious to watch them film

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Roll Wave!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The end is near

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Mr. Garrison: See, unless you're gay, you get bleeped out whenever you say fag.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My name is Jeff

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yay, they're not all little gifs

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would bang Channing Tatum wearing football gear. /thatsmyfetish

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

OP IS CLEARLY A MIG-15!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"CYNTHIA. CYN-THI-A. CYN-THI-A. JESUS DIED FOR OUR CYN-THI-A." Now that's some good slam poetry

11 years ago | Likes 783 Dislikes 3

She died. Beep Boop Beep.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

This made me laugh super super hard at work. Ugh people were like "WTF?"

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I fucking cried during this part. Love me some poetry slammage

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I actually do slam but you're still my hero

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

SLAM POETRY. SHOUTING! WAVING MY ARMS?

11 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Julia Rob-hurts!

11 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

Julia ROB... hurts...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Man- they had a perfect chance to use the word "bro-job" and they fucked up. They suck.. this blows.. oral sex.

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

HAHAHAHAHA "ORAL SEX" FUCKING GENIUS

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They did such an amazing job with this franchise...

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Yeah, but the original 21 Jump Street was better.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll have to take your word for it! I haven't seen it. :/

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You totally should, but it's kinda hard. Johnny Depp is a dreamboat.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why can't you

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

That made me laugh, a lot.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 550 Dislikes 9

My life in a nutshell, lemme tell ya...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that the guy from Phil of the Future that would kick it with Pim all the time?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it makes sense though, if you can enjoying whats happening to your penis without thinking about what is doing it then it isn't gay?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dat nod at the end...

11 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 0

She ain't even mad.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

What movie is this?

11 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

GIF is from the TV show You're the Worst.

11 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

The captions bug me because he's clearly saying "cock" and not "dick". And now I want to edit it to be PRECISE, godammit.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh weird - thanks for the link. Yeah the way his mouth opens it really looks like he's making an "O" sound. Maybe it was changed in ADR?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You gave Schmidt 5 for fucking your daughter

11 years ago | Likes 304 Dislikes 2

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11 years ago (deleted Oct 5, 2017 8:53 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Schmidt and the captains's daughter fucking in a tree! F-U-C-K-I-N-G-T-H-E-L-I-V-I-N-G-S-H-I-T-O-U-T-O-F-H-E-R

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Best scene in that entire movie!!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

.................*ding* OH SHIT

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Something cool.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

So what'd you say?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Something cool!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what movie is this?

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Broken Cracked Fountain

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

22 Jump Street.

11 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

The Adventures of Skinny Jonah Hill, Part Deux

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Darude Sandstorm

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 6

Broke Man Mountain 2

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 3

:enter the fist

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Backdoor Sluts 9

11 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

It makes back Door Sluts 8 look like Back Door Sluts 7.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I, uhh, read about it in People.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

BACKDOOR SLUTS 9!??!?

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Sluts with 9 Backdoors, it's a medical documentary

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How the fuck do you deliver a blowjob through a helmet like that?

11 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 1

Nostrils...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice way to tell us your penis size. (Orrrr, the sizes you've seen.)

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

You're either implying my penis is too short to reach, or too thick to fit through the bars, and I'm not sure which.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Your choice :).

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jonah Hill's got a really thin long penis

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hung like a mallard.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SPIRALLY TOO!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh god, now I'm picturing him naked with it. OH GOD WHY??

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This movie was surprisingly good. Though I was surprised the first one was good.

11 years ago | Likes 1312 Dislikes 12

"Let's be cops" I found waaaaay better

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I thought the second one was terrible. First one was funny though

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True, didn't expect them to be so good, was surprised in a good way

11 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 1

It becomes less surprising when you look at the directors track records. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller. Fucking Lego Movie, man.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

But... everything is awesome...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What? I thought this movie was awful. Had some funny scenes but overall it was terrible.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Jonah Hill said he came up with the secret to making movies: make a movie that should be bad ok and everyone will think its great.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

What is this?

11 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Darude - Sandstorm

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Legitlly thought this was Blue Mountain State

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

I liked the first a lot better...

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Same, the second one didn't feel like a film, just a lot of jokes about how they're meta about everything, and then they decide to pick 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

perfectly put, but as you say a funny film none the less

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

up the plot 30mins before the end. Still laughed quite a lot, but yeah, not as good the first. 2/2

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Only two movies in years that have made me laugh so much my cheeks hurt.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The tripping scenes in BOTH these movies were golden. Laughed my ass off.

11 years ago | Likes 192 Dislikes 0

"Ass and titties. Ass and titties"

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"can you take me higher"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

22 Jump Streets one might just clinch it for me. Channing Tatum is a surprisingly funny actor

11 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

the first movie has Johnny depp in it. just sayin'

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah he and a couple other guys from the original series made cameos.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Then what do we call OP?

11 years ago | Likes 1884 Dislikes 21

If he is a loud and obnoxious person who owns or frequently rides a Harley, then by the laws of South Park, OP is still a fag.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

BARREL RIDER

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

op is a "bundle of sticks"

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

43 replies and zero correct answers. Answer = bagonja. yw

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OP is a fag. I am a smoker. Here in Britain slang for a cigarette is 'a fag'. I smoked OP. I can do nothing but apologise :'(

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"fagotinni"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Op is a bundle of... funny

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fat goat

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mr. Pink.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2014

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A bundle of sticks

11 years ago | Likes 192 Dislikes 0

breeder

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Actually that's the opposite of how it works. That's why we call people Nazis

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Queerosexual?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A cretin?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Faget?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's 2015 now, I think we can use it again.

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

A MiG-15

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Batty Boy.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your mom.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A bassoon

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

a Kindle-ing

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"Sticky."

11 years ago | Likes 423 Dislikes 0

bundle of sticks?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

TWIGGY!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

one piece 4kids anyone?

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Okama?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Why don't we call him @bagonja ?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, it's 2015

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm quite partial to "cocklord"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's definitely the bottom bitch

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's 2015, we are fine now.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGARROOOO FAGGAROOO FAGGAROOO FAGAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Fag.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

always x 5 with impunity.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FGT

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A meanie.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Our nigga"....?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Cocksucker?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's okay, it's 2015 now.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...Jeff?

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

*says with a horrible fake accent* My name is Jeff...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as a person whos name is Jeff: I'm truly offended!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a Jeff who happens to be a homo, I'm not sure how to feel about this notion.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm gay. I can assure you, OP is always the exception. By all means, fag away, I give you all permission.

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

HA........ 'Fag away.' +1

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You rang?

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#OPFAG2012

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WAZAAAAAAAAAAUUUP

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You rang - Utan :D

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