Now if only I had her jawline

Jan 3, 2022 7:54 AM

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So I'm straight. Like pretty straight, but when I was younger I had a crush on Keira Knightley, especially in Bend it Like Beckham. I thought she was so beautiful and cool. Bf also has a crush on Kiera Knightley. Occasionally we argue about who liked her first (it was me). Anyways, seeing how beautiful she was and how many people love her always made me feel better about myself.

I think I've finally come to terms with my body. I've accepted that the big boob fairy forgot the address to my house. Boys occasionally made fun of me when I was young but honestly now that I'm older I'm starting to see the benefits, like I can eat whatever I want and stay skinny, haven't worn a bra in god knows when, I don't have trouble finding clothes, I never get cat called, I love sleeping on my stomach and my back doesn't hurt. My hope is that every little girl eventually realizes they're cute af sooner rather than later.

Yay another Kiera fan! I've loved her since Pirates - and she's my favorite Lizzie Bennett. Also, all boobs are beautiful!

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The only bad boobs are the ones that hurt the person they're attached to.

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I just don’t see a BF admitting anything other than his GF body is perfect. I could be wrong though.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You sound beautiful on the inside as well

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Gravity takes a heavy toll. The smaller ones stay perky.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Keira Knightley has lovely boobs.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Exactly, it's not about the quantity, but if were about the quantity, she has two, like most women

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Checked your history … you are gorgeous … your bf is holding a treasure !

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Her jaw line... So you WANT an underbite?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It seems your boob fairy and everyone else’s lost boob fairy ended up at my door instead. I have enough boob and back pain for everyone

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Spaghetti is straight until it gets wet ???‍♀️

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The boob fairy forgot me too, but the gnome of slow metabolism sure did its job. Still no boobs tho.

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Ouch

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But still good tho!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... Did the booty fairy do any work?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*the gnome*

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

She really is gorgeous. Though not just because of her boobs. Also, the size of boobs is not all that important, I think :-)

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Good thing it's not because of her boobs, cuz she ain't got much.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She's got plenty for my taste. I like them small. And medium. And large. I generally just like them lol

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aww, this made me feel (a little) better about me. Thanks OP. =) That fairy definitely missed me, too.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In case you haven't heard Rodney Carrington's poetic analysis of the subject ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYMvKqWuEkA

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A work-poll revealed that small ones are much preferred, which I happen to agree with.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

They’re good boobs, Bront

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

When hugging a flat chested girl, you are closer to her heart.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

❤️

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It took me damn near 30 years to start loving my lil boobies too. Itty bitty titty committee is where it's at. THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!!

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

boobs is boobs

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Present!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're all good boobs

4 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 3

Some will try to kill the owner. Not cool boobs, not cool.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bront

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

13/10 would motorboat

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OP says boys made fun of her for small boobs. My wife got made fun of for big boobs. Kids are assholes and you can’t win.

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I had guys in college take swings at me because of a conversation I had with this one girl that led to her getting a breast reduction (1/

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

during the summer. I don't know how she and I talked at length about her boobs, i never saw them out of the wrapper, but she talked (2/

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

about the pain. Granted she was metaphorically 5'2" in all three dimensions if measured around her bust, and she was not fat. Afterwards(3/

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

she thanked me for helping her with the decision... i didn't do a damn thing other than listen.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I tend to love the boobs that my woman has, but if I were able to choose, I would choose small boobs. Not everyone likes 'em large.

4 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 4

I like looking at the big ones, but honestly even a C cup seems … excessive, in person.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I have never understood the bigger-the better mentality in boobs. I prefer the middle-sized ones.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quality over quantity.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All boobs are good boobs, @OP. Own what you've got and rock it. I'm sure your BF loves em, so no worries!!!

4 years ago | Likes 292 Dislikes 5

What about Kim Jong-un's?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

And if he doesn’t, find someone who will!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I get that now but when you're 13 and all everyones talking about are the girls with huge boobs it's easy to think thats gonna be the norm?

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Yeah my daughter is turning 13 and I can already see the self image issues developing. All I can do is tell her that all 13 year old boys /1

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

are psychotic little dicks and ignore what they say and she is beautiful. Also I taught her how to seriously kick ass so she has that lol

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My dad used to tease me because of my small boobs (still does). Thanks for making this post, I needed to see it :)

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

boobs is boobs

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your….dad? Idk that’s kinda strange

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hah same (and my brother)! But I tease him back that his boobs are bigger than mine. ? Learned comebacks + sass at an early age b/c of this

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

jawlines are so sexy

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Sure, boobs and butts are great and all, but jawlines, cheekbones, and eyes are where its at.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 524 Dislikes 1

v Ditto…

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Okay, never expected THIS to be used as a reaction. Fantastic.

4 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

I still find it odd how so many people miss the point of that line

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn I really gotta watch the last samurai again... Such incredible music for an incredible film

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

And the cinematography….agreed, incredible, somewhat underrated film @Zxaskad! I guess people reflexively throw rocks at anything with T.C.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Here's a good reaction video from someone who never saw The Last Samurai. (Natalie Gold) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oInFC8uImKY

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good find!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually in finding that bit of info I found another reactor for TLS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9mOz3wcFGw&ab_channel=PopcornInBed

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what about Padme? She could be her double.

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4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kiera Knightly has boobs?!

4 years ago | Likes 234 Dislikes 59

I believe she herself once said she doesn't believe so.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 19

Breasticles

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4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair she has got them out enough.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mosquito bites

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 34

You can see them if you know where to look!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's got tittles...

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

4 years ago | Likes 165 Dislikes 3

You suck McBain! - Heckler

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"That's not a very nice thing to say to the most beautiful woman in the world!" Benecol Chickensnack "Yeah, fuck you!" ~Kiera

4 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 3

Excuse me, his name is Britishname Complicated

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Bendydick Cucumberpatch.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Benadryl Cucumbersnatch *

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*Bandersnatch Cummerbund

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's what I said; Brewery Crucifix.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She was topless in The Hole from 2001

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

That doesn’t even make sense. To see The Hole, she’d have to be bottomless, not topless. Obviously.

4 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 3

are you saying that a hole isn't topless? because I think that's almost a requisite!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She’s been topless in a lot of movies, why pick the one where she’s 15

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 12

I watched it when it was new, it's the only one I know of.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yeah lots, which ones?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Boy people really don’t like being called out for liking a child’s tits.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I came here to see if someone had mentioned The Hole because theres a conspiracy that Disney tried to draw attention away from that film (1)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

to preserve people’s “innocent girl” perspective of Kiera before Pirates 1. What was so scandalous about The Hole? Well, her topless (2)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The story about how they literally painted on her cleavage for the Pirates movies is pretty great though. Corsets look weird with tiny boobs

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

She was pretty open about it too.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

King Arthur*

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

No it was pirates of the Caribbean, she talked about it on Graham Norton. They did perspective drawing on her chest to add cleavage

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0