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Magnivore
SOME BECOME FOR THE ONES A VILLAIN THEY LOVE
LitbergBierbong
Welcome to the dark side.
GrandHunterMan
We have cookies :3
pele25
The Joker did it, not only for the lolz, but also for watching the world to burn.
nodnash
That's...still a reason.
ConserveMomentum
I went digging through the comments to find this one. Thank you.
dailyriddley
And then there's Umbridge...
tomhiddlestonsthirdtesticlewhyyesyoucantouchmeallyouwant
FUCK Umbridge
BmanDrew
Did we really need all those as gifs!? - mobile users
JHord1985
Um...I'm just going to go out on a limb here and say somebody didn't actually watch The Matrix. Smith "quit" his Job. That was the point.
cleverwittyusername
EXCEPT FOR DELORES FUCKING UMBRIDGE
VenerateThisGuy
Did it for vols?
lfcl77
Delores fucking sack of shit umbridge... for the feelers
whothefuckwantstodiealone
FUCK DELORES UMBRIDGE.
Jagger767
Just because you can't appreciate her motives doesn't mean she didn't have them. She saw herself as VERY morally justified.
Talmorean
Fucking cunt. She and Joffery are two sides of the same cunty coin. Twat faced snatch badger.
acunninglinguist
Uh... did we really just use Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars prequels as a good example of a well-written villain? No. Just ... NO.
TheHeraldXII
Some villains refuse to use white text with black outlines.
FFKonoko
1. It stopped being Smiths job after the first film. 2. Magneto is not after redemption. 3. For fun is a reason.
darwell
It's called lulz.
slightlylucid
Umm they should have used a gif of older Magneto. Young Magneto wasn't seeking redemption. At least not in the movies.
bca360
No version of Magneto fights for redemption.
theroguex
^This. Magneto was always seeking to elevate mutants above humans, as he felt it was their right to rule, being genetically superior.
dekkar
And some for people using white text on white background...
binaryjohn
There's Iago, no one knows why Iago did it.
Iallwaysclickthebluelinks
"Then there who seek are those redemption"
NotoriousBadassWhoLovesMusicals
Don't Dead Open Inside
Iallwaysclickthebluelinks
Exactly what i thought!
enderfive
Some become for the ones a villain they love
bahumat
What, no Bill? "Some are murdering bastards."
SmashingChap
I don't think it makes much sense to say the T1000 is 'just following orders'. He was programmed, he had no capacity to choose otherwise.
Hashbrown123
No, the T-1000 series is self aware. They have complete free will.
JRRRRRR
This is true, ever wondered why these machines weren't used non stop since they are clearly the most powerful?
Hashbrown123
Don't know why I am being downvoted, this is canon.
dycelives
If SCC is cannon then yes, they are self aware
DaJoW
Commodus wanted to be loved - by his father, sister or the people. They all loved Maximus instead. He didn't want power, he was jealous.
bca360
Yeah, there's a ton wrong with this post. Commodus, Smith (by part 2), Magneto, and Loki are all wayyyy off.
avidatheist
I'd say the post was right for movie Loki. He was just an entitled brat who thought he deserved to rule something.
aosagi79
No no no, Magneto is NOT a "bad-guy". Questionable methods and philosophy, yes. But dude called it from the get-go.
bca360
He is a bad guy. At his worst, he wants to kill humans to prove Mutant superiority. At his best, he wants to kill humans to protect mutants.
aosagi79
Ehm okay. By that reasoning, is Frank Castle a "Bad Guy"? (At worst killing out of hate, at best killing to protect?)
avidatheist
Killing to prove the Mutants are superior is definitely in evil territory, not in well intentioned extremist territory.
bca360
By most standards Punisher is a bad guy. Most good guys don't team with him. He does what he believes is good, amounting to lots of killing.
aosagi79
So the line is drawn at killing, regardless of motivation? So is Logan a "bad guy"? He kills. (just curious about moral ambiguity here.)
bca360
As a long time comic reader, I've always wondered this myself. You're right, Wolvie kills but by most accounts is still a hero.
ConserveMomentum
That's because he believes it's the only way to keep him and his fellows safe, isn't it? That classifies him as a well-intentioned extremist
aosagi79
Exactly. The man has cause to suspect forces trying to eradicate him and his. If he was wrong, he'd be misguided.. But he's not, now is he?
ConserveMomentum
He oversimplifies things greatly. Xavier's path isn't without hope even if it's a much harder one.
rosyfingereddawn
The man attempts genocide of all non-mutant humans via Cerebro in X2. That is a clear-cut "bad guy" act regardless of how you slice it.
aosagi79
Yes. humans started Mutant Registration. He tried to Beat them to the punch.
SwedishRationalist
Isn't "following orders" and "doing your job" the same thing?
OctopusGardener
Besides, Agent Smith wasn't doing his job. He was doing what he did because he hated humanity and wanted them all dead.
Jagger767
He was a poor choice. He was doing was desperate to get out in one, and from his death on he believed himself destined to destroy.
TerryTheOcellatedTurkey
I see it as a job is chosen. You know what you're getting into. Orders, you can have a fair/kind leader who changes or makes a mistake.
shoopdaawhoop
Literally thought the same thing
SirSickNasty
Nobody sees themselves as evil. All actions are justified by the individual
GasBandit
A. Swinburn Slocum. http://gasbanditry.com/mymusic/Riders%20in%20the%20Sky%20-%20Someone's%20got%20to%20do%20it.mp3
Takila
The agent in Serenity does think that he is a monster although he does justify his actions. "I don't murder children!" "I do."
clairelights
except Moriarty. "Every fairytale needs a good old fashioned villain"
DuckyJoseph
*ShowMoriarty. Book character was not a Joker wannabe.
Jagger767
Though it is more rare, there are plenty of villains who accept themselves as what they, and it usually makes them more scary.
avidatheist
Not true. Those are the people who believe that the ends justify the means. Pretty much lawful evil vs chaotic evil.
howdisgusting
I don't justify jack and I'll freely admit I do stuff out of spite or simply to get a laugh.
HelpaFatherOut
i'm scared of you
MrPredator
Doomsday from DC. No lust, greed, or necessity to rule. Just raw, unadulterated rage with power to match. It's beautiful.
TheRealClarkKent
Literally an unrelentless killing machine. I love him.
avidatheist
unrelentless means he does relent.
djrip
Unrelentless? So, he lets up after awhile?
TheRealClarkKent
You're right. What I should have said was 'relentless' 'unrelenting' or 'unrelentilingly'. Pardon my solecism.
djrip
Solecism? So you only have one cism? Just kidding, good word! I had to look that one up.
retodd
Beauty in everything, thus there can be beauty in destruction. The more sacred, the more beautiful its destruction.
retodd
The greater the fear of loss, the greater the greater the will to achieve/keep it. The Joker is the personification of the necessary...
retodd
...negative in the universe.
whoviantrekkie
In Khan's defense, I'd be pissed too if I was frozen for 200-some years then abandoned on a harsh planet to fend for myself.
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
They put them on a lush planet. There was just some following solar catastrophe which rendered the planet nearly uninhabitable.
sonicmimosa
They showed us the wrong Khan tbh.
Lambtastic
Totally justified villain
komradekettlebell
After he tried to take over the Enterprise and failed and was put in timeout. He is a sore loser...and Wrath of Khan is my fav movie ever.
Mostlydeadpool
"Botany bay? botany bay. oh no....damn! we need to get out of here now!"
LiterallyYourMom
If they needed Khan's superblood at the end, why didn't they just wake up one of the room full of other frozen superdudes?
Koztah
Buried aliiiiiiive.
GasBandit
http://couchlocked.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/khan-o_thumb.gif
stinkycheezmonky
Are we talking old Khan or new Khan? I'll assume new because Cumberbach. He transported himself to the Klingon planet.
SomethingTellsMeIBolognaHere
I am now going to use "because Cumberbatch" for anything when I really don't need a reason... replacing "for science."
IAmJacksRagingBileDuct
There is only one Khan, and Benedict Cumberbatch is not him.
HommeDeBois
I like the new Khan, a very sympathetic chap. And he saved that little girl at the beginning of the movie.
Chocolatesporks
So that her dad would suicide bomb the office where he worked... Did you forget that? Haha. I <3 the character, you do feel some sympathy
HommeDeBois
But, with all of his shenanigans he pulled off, he could have bombed that building in any number of ways without saving the girl, but he did
tygerpsimatrix
Section 31, a division of Starfleet that serves humanity first often to the detrement of other races and even humans if they get in the way.
Strategia
The whole reason Khan was frozen was because he was a genocidal megalomaniac responsible for the Eugenics Wars, killing 30 million+ people.
CarlSaganPlsComeBack
Still love him doe
scottap25
Well, he was called the best of the tyrants, so he wasn't super bad... just sort of genocidal.
Mostlydeadpool
"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men."
contemplativeobserver
They started it.
MmMerrifield
Is that all?
pookiesexbomb
But he so sexy, he don't deserve to be in lock up. #khantoosexy #freekhan
ANewBadlyDrawnReactionImageAsIMakeThem
Khan was sexy in the original movie too. It's crazy
TheIronBakedPotato
#Khan4Ever #KhanIsMyBabe
Magster2004
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BrettTheHitmanCart
All the heroes do it to stop the bad guys. Except Deadpool. He just does it for the killz
IshallmakethescrollbarappearwhenIgetthetopcomment
Irrelevant. Worst fictional character of all time.
reptileface
The unalivez
cable7193
That's just badong
miniatureDimenstionsOfMammothProportions
plainoldfool
And cash money, yo.
YeahCommaGoFuckYourself
And then there is me
Sasarious
Isn't he a anti-hero.
MmmmBaconFetus
*K-wordz
1stLtObvious
Really everything except gifs 8, 10, & maybe 7 (depending on the way the world is dominated) could apply to heroes. 8 & 10 just need teaks.
1stLtObvious
*tweaks
busdriverdan
Which is why we need heroes with their own reasons to be heroes besides "I MUST AVENGE MY FAMILY!"
yesiamaphysicist
Problem is it's hard to think of a background story that leads to being a hero besides "I got powers. I have to use them for good."
busdriverdan
BS, I always create good guy characters with extensive background, hollywood just hung up on having to SHOW how the good guy got there.
yesiamaphysicist
Got some examples? Just their reason for being good. And it's not just hollywood. Most comic book characters are written that way.
busdriverdan
It tends to be comic book characters that are that way and that bleeds into action movies, but with fantasy/sci-fi there are plenty.
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffart
Luke Cage only plays a hero for the paycheck. Hawkeye switched to the good guys after deciding that being a criminal was too dangerous.
busdriverdan
Here lets perform an exersize in creating an interesting good guy character right now pick a setting and we can do it
Batmando
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thatclimbingguy
80% spoiled milk
CreepyPhlox
Yes! Even The Joker had some motivation.
basedbroly
Lmaoo I dont even watch game of thrones but I knew it was gonna be that kid before I clicked the link
reckage668
the vicious idiot!!!
missip
its all the incest.
WhatMyHeartHeld
hehehe i knew someone was gonna bring that up.
CocktailGaming
His inspiration for the role was him:
MisterWho
While he was a little sniveling jerk, Joff did legitimately think that Ned Stark was a traitor.
bailayyye
1) Incest does crazy shit to people that's why targaryens have their tempers, 2) He was seeking approval from his "father" which 1/2
bailayyye
He never received. The last words he heard from his father is "I wish I taught you to be a man" or something along the lines. (continued)
bailayyye
One time Robert slapped Joff so hard it knocked 2 of his baby teeth out.
1stLtObvious
He did it for the chicks.
PCard
SPOILER!
RethEldirood
Who did it for the midget bitchslaps.
wildweekendbitch
Some are born evil, some achieve evil, and some have evil thrust upon them.
Tehadam
The actor who played Joffrey based his performance off of The Emperor in Gladiator.
ConserveMomentum
I think it's safe to say he did a better job at portaying an amoral, worhtless douchebag.
IWRITEEVERYTHINGINCAPS
I HOPE HE ALSO GOT SOME INSPIRATION FROM THE BOOKS....
theDogWhisper
lol
darkoneko
yeah, that's what I expected for last image :)
RethEldirood
Who did it for the midget bitchslaps.
whoviantrekkie
2 reasons for why Joffrey is the way he is: 1) Nobody ever told him no 2) He's a whiny piece of shit
elrick43
Just like Beiber!
NotoriousBadassWhoLovesMusicals
except for Tywin. He told that little shit to go to bed when he was tired.
MyNamesNotAsherLev
He's got a pretty typical spoiled kid insecurity, he inflicts pain and suffering on others because he doesn't understand pain or suffering
PowPowPow1
1) Sometimes I can sympathise with Joffrey, he was a 13 year old who was told that one day he would be a king, yet never received any...
PowPowPow1
3) being said he did exhibit unnecessary cruelty at times, but I can understand why he had ned killed, tried to have bran and tyrion killed.
PowPowPow1
2) guidance, he was never made realise the responsibilities he was had, instead he was lead to believe he can do what he likes, now that...
arcadiasilver
Yeah, he became the person his parents raised (or didnt raise in the case of Robert) him to be.
SmashingChap
Piss on that.
whoviantrekkie
Also, he was given a great deal of power at such a young age and everyone was too scared to teach him restraint.
arcadiasilver
Except Tyrion, but he was rarely around. And when Cersei realized what she'd done it was too late
ReptilianOverlord
In the books Robert was somewhat abusive so it would make sense that Joffrey would become abusive .
arcadiasilver
Also very absent, which made Joff really eager to get his approval and attention. Which he did by copying Robert.
clairelights
3) incest
TrustMeIdoThisForALiving
If only he would have gotten to know
themeaningofluff
But Tommen is also a result of incest, and you don't see him giving cats abortions!
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffart
He's still young. You gotta work up to that.
whelp
Tyrion did.
rumpus
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IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
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Holydarkness
if i'm not mistaken, the jokers motivation was to show that EVERY human being can be forced to break their own codex, if put under enough
NerdN1
The joker's motivation changes as often as his backstory. He is insane. Forcing people to break their own code is one goal, but not his only
SickSociety
he wants to show that everyone can break if he has a bad day
Foxxycosplays
In a lot of comics he literally killed people if it was funny.
Nameless301
That and that society masks our true animalistic and barbaric tendancies
RetConMan
http://imgur.com/T7DQLKR
BryanD
all it takes is one bad day...
Darikof
imgur
TheEgolessEgotist
sometimes, other times it's merely because it's so fun
Buhuus
The code is morewhat you'd call guideline than actual rules. :)
Holydarkness
stress
Goldenfoxengraving
all it takes is a little push
EulaliaSaxons
Maybe I have too much assassin's creed on the brain, but when I think of the word Codex, I think of a different connotation
matteyothecrazy
He did it to show that every human being is, inside, a monster like him
skelitor120
(1/2) The struggle between the Joker and Batman are to show two extremes when faced with personal tragedy: Making the world better, so-
skelitor120
(2/2) -no one has to suffer like you did, or getting it back so that everyone can feel the pain that you did. There are two types of people.
NerdN1
And then there are those who continue with their lives without becoming a great hero of villain...
KatInTheCorner
This!!! The Killing Joke 101!
ImTheMotherfuckingBatman
I like the theory that the Joker is an ex-Soldier who fought in Iraq/A-stan and became crazy with PTSD.
YaBoyAbeLincoln
bacon.
DeadGirlSuperstar
IPromiseIWillNeverDie
but why male models?
MunkryMcMunkerson
What ever the Joker may say his motives are he's always doing it for Lolz, even if he's the only one who gets the joke.
jokerwolf
The Joker wants people to know that everyone is like him deep down, it just requires a little push sometimes.
therdin
jokers motivation was life was random and chaotic, holding to any code was false. when met with life breaking events the same level 1/4
therdin
as batman he chose to embrace chaos whereas batman chose to control the world as much as possible. just as batman seeks to control his 2/4
therdin
world to justify is choices, joker seeks to bring chaos to everyone to justify his. Batman sees joker as what could have been, and joker 3/4
therdin
sees the same. that is why neither kill the other. both seek to break the other to prove their choice correct. to justify their existence4/4
niveK77
Potato, potAto
fitztm08
You say potato, I also say potato.
inkspeaker
This is not supported by Codex Astartes.
TyberosTheRedWake
Dammit! I was hoping no one had said this yet!
MHMaille
As a Space Wolf: *raucous, bellowing laughter*
acertainjenesaisquoi
If you go by the comics, it's to show that all it takes is one bad day to truly break someone.
demiandub
"When villains want to scare each other...they're telling Joker stories"
greenplasticsoldier
It's true. I'm the comic, he finally gets batman to break and start laughing too.
greenplasticsoldier
Oh dammit!
YouHadItComing
In "The Killing Joke" : http://bat-burger.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/batman_and_joker_share_a_laugh.png
GridSludge
You're the comic?
potshot
That's actually the greatest part about the Joker, he's actually won. In one he gets Superman to kill him as well.
YouHadItComing
That is in Injustice - God among us. Didn't like the comics much but you're right nonetheless.
GaiusOrpheus
True, but it wasn't some morality thing of showing how broken the world is, he just liked watching people destroy themselves.
bhaltazar
exactly, the killing joke's joker.
DarkCrawler901
remember when they didn't kill eachother and he was like "oh well" and was about to blow them up himself? goddamn that joker was perfect
Aramahn
Yup. This.
wintersoldieramc
All it takes is one bad day...
quantacostacerveza
assjuice.
yuraf
stimulation.
Cadaverific
Fact: In The Dark Knight, Joker never looks upon any of his murder victims. He finds them lower than dirt, too low to look at upon death.
ikmbaa
YEAH THATS A GREAT MOTIVATION, STRAIGHT OUT OF THE SERIAL KILLERS MANUAL
badinplaid
I think that's kind of the point...
LokiKingOfJotunheim
The joker is a psychopath. He is by far the most sadistic villain ever IMHO. The only thing he really cares about is fighting the Batman.
AssamLaksa
He just does whatever he likes. Not seeking recognition or to prove anything.
SergiousMaximus
Timmah!!
Graypony4
gravel.
payHOMAGEpupil
He was trying to prove it could take one bad day for anyone to snap..
10thDr
I feel like yes to a point, but I also feel like he would have still torn shit up for the hell if it too.
GrowliePants
tampons
DirtyA
no actually, he's just screwing with everyone.
Nannrz
Yeah but sometimes he just doesn't blow up a building because "Fireworks look so abysmally dull in the rain." He does it for the LOLZ.
McLovinGNF
Suck my codex
ImperialNeptune
there's a difference between a codex and a code
mateysaidwot
Yes. A hero can generally break his codex by dropping it on the floor and jumping on it a few times.
piggyperson2013
If Assassin's Creed has taught me anything, it's what a codex is
KingsAndQueens
Also, haystacks will safely break your fall from any height.
piggyperson2013
Because fuck physics
psychologisttheologist
Every historian winces at the phrase "if assassin's creed has taught me anything, it's_____"
LCMcG
(2) cultures, events and people. They often have text entries in the menus that will give you real facts and then "assassin notes" for
DoctorWatchamacallit
to be fair, though, I literally found my way around actual Florence using nothing but my memory of the game maps. freaked my parents out..
LCMcG
(3) to distinguish the facts from game lore. As a renaissance fan, I was very pleased with their portrayal of 14th century Italy.
LCMcG
If you don't take the game lore at face value, they do provide a decent amount of factual historical information about certain locations (1)
HeyCasButt
That's why he said it, because what a codex is is one of the few accurate depictions in that game
piggyperson2013
Thank you
DoctorWatchamacallit
And assassin's creed does go to obsessive lengths to be historically accurate, Like putting butchers on the ponte vecchio (The bridge in 1/2
DoctorWatchamacallit
2/2 the beginning of assassin's creed 2) which hasn't been a butcher's bridge for centuries, and was changed to a goldsmith bridge b/c
psychologisttheologist
I'll grant a good deal of peripheral accuracy. The trouble is the "details" on most of the historical figures are fabricated.
DoctorWatchamacallit
3/3 lazy butchers decided to throw meat scraps in the Arno which made it stink. nobody noticed that detail, but they put it in anyways
Shamorza
Codex generally refers to one's former codes, hence 'code ex'. OK, I see in your face that you're not convinced.
Renkyu
Because clearly you say gfex and not ex-gf. Maybe if you actually had a girl ever you'd know this.
ImperialNeptune
We should play poker.
badinplaid
"An ancient manuscript text in book form," thanks, Google!
Avedas
Codices are a subset of books, not the other way around. Also they don't need to be ancient. Basically every book you own is a codex.
Leithoa
while technically correct, the best kind, common usage usually reserves it's use for vellum/parchment, hand written, and hard bound books.
badinplaid
googled that shit: an ancient manuscript text in book form
somethingdark
A codex is a volume of manuscripts...
FFKonoko
Maybe he meant a coda. But that's not much better...
GaneshaTheElephantGod
the pirate-codex is written down?
plebianmaximus
ColonelObvious
How did someone downvote this to 0? Great response gif, upvoted..
YaBoyAbeLincoln
I think he meant pokedex.
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Zukiedo
"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth." - Oscar Wilde
Smayds
You wanna know how I got these scars? Five hours in the chair every morning.
MistaFatTitties
Oh god I almost fell down the escalator laughing
naxor
i can stop laughing... ! Im crying here!
MauricioGuaura
+ CGI.
havoc9000
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Enhance:
stuckinhell
Beautiful!
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Aramahn
Every now and then a comment comes along that makes me laugh so hard I snort. In public. In a quiet room. This is one of those comments.
Lionheartt
A public, quiet room?
ashmenon
Morgue.
Dooood
Library would be one, or like you said, a waiting room. I'm sure there's other examples. Some small coffee shops are relatively quiet. +1
Auzric
I laughed too Im in an open plan office - its pretty quiet but full of people - does that count as a public quiet room?
Lionheartt
Sounds like a bit of an oxymoron, but I suppose a doctor's waiting area would fit the description.
Cruci
Lecter did it for the noms.
vivianms
Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?
NinjasStoleMyMama
with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
SinkDemon
FFTHFTTHFTTHFTTHH
NinjasStoleMyMama
oh I was so confused for a second then got it. can't.stop.laughing.
SinkDemon
:)
gonchio
Did you mean Suarez Lecter, right?
randomchimi
Hannibal Suarez.
kmikl
Lecter made the world better. Less rude people is ad good as Canada.
LordOfTheDunce
Eat the rude!
TheCapt
BOOOOM
gillygoat
durst did so he could stick a cookie up his yeah
asstasticproclivities
SOLL my fav, the Dr. my top liked character. Your comment= gold.
OldSwedishGrandma
He did it for your liver which he ate with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
piratepocketknife
So did Gargamel
memania44
Durst did it for the nookie
thisnamesucks
The nookie
Ferazhin
I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. *slurping noises*
gigawatts2000
Fun fact: That "slurp" wasn't scripted.
lucifaerie
Still disappointed that Hopkins couldn't pronounce Chianti correctly.
FelFire
Speaking of Hannibal, if any of you haven't watched the show I highly recommend it. It's much better than the movies honestly.
Kargathia
Yesh. I really didn't expect to ever see a better Hannibal, but Mikkelsen knocked it so far out of the park it's orbiting jupiter.
masshole94
who watches the show hannibal? best show on tv right now
whothefuckwantstodiealone
Did you just.
ImguritisIsNotCureable
As someone who just finished the book but has loved the movie for her whole life "Nothing happened to me, Officer Starling. I happened.
ImguritisIsNotCureable
You can't reduce me to a set of influences." God I love it
CharlesFuckingBronson
He did always have reasons, though. Breakfast killed his sister, lunch was out of tune, dinner tried to put him back in jail, etc...
TheDonCuffy
Lector did it to see what would happen
GuybrushThreepwoodMightyImgurian
Omfg, actual lol +1
counslor
Hello Clarrise...
Nidina
Actually is Good morning Clarice
TimDepp
What became of your lamb, Clarice?
EllenLRipley
How can you misspell it so bad?
counslor
I blame my extreme lack of coffee at that early hour.
EdwardMacaroniFork
Maybe it was spelt phonetically to sound like Lecter?
kkus
Hello Clarice...
EllenLRipley
Thank you.
kkus
Cadaver3rd
Dr. Lecter... wasn't a villain.
slightlylucid
And also I think they mention he wasn't in control of his actions.
LordXeras
Oh the bastard's perfectly in control at every moment of those films.
CheckOutMyFavorites
eeeeeeeh
Triclopsian
He's a psychopath, he does what benefits himself with cold logic
asstasticproclivities
What was he?
DieterVonCunth
That's debatable
MisterWho
Let's discuss this over lunch. Italians or Chinese?
Cadaver3rd
I'm in the mood for Chinese.
grantwave
You will just be hungry again in a hour.
kmikl
CHARLATAN! Neither is truly cuisine. French or better to starve.
slightlylucid
I kinda agree. He did pretty bad things (at least in the movies) but his intentions were almost never bad. He felt he was doing good.
LordXeras
"I'm going to cut out Ray Liotta's brain and feed it to him"
LordXeras
"I'm going to devour this police officer's fucking face, then cut it off and wear it as a mask so I can escape, while I string up his (1)
LordXeras
friend on my birdcage prison with his entrails hanging down" (2)