VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
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Best response to a mean tweet I've ever seen
Savage.
Sep 27, 2017 3:17 AM
VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
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Savage.
jeep999999999
OrionRed
Ya know...this bit has run its course. It was funny when they at lease TRIED to make it seem as if they were seeing it for the first time.
WhoDrWho
PhaserRave
SpikeSpiegeil
icedmcfurry
jaymckool
DatSEAsian4ever29
NemoElcon
nk1991
UnderwearStains
You forgot "and her butthole" He seriously says that next
azgrak
Why would you leave out the part about her butthole?
WhatTheDormouseSaid
TheHaloFollower
BukakeNoHeroAcademia
OOOOOOF
uglyprius
Strothy2
iamspartan1262
I don't see how some of these are mean. Weird maybe but not mean.
Myleftbuttcheekisitchy
"... and butthole"
Pickleslicer
I never noticed that the birds are crapping on the celebrities.
BigChunkyBubbles
Jesus. Neither did I.
UnleashedMartyr
Chumbawumba369
Pikkupanda
Hello Nigel!
BillaBong031
“And her butthole “
JonnyRL
Can't believe this got cut out.
shadowbrokerknowsall
This funny and all I just never understood why they would ask that?
sometimespeopleeatpoop
The different shades of his dick gets brought up multiple times on his episodes of You Made It Weird (podcast) as well as his wife's episode
surrealizations
Other than as a set up for a joke, I do not believe this is a common insult to qualify as a "mean tweet"
sometimespeopleeatpoop
Source: I'm a weird comedy nerd and listen to a lot of comedy podcasts
DaneGleeBallz
Savage level: Barbaric
vistascan
Well he is from Pakistan, after all.
shouldhavemadebetterlifechoices
GnomeDeGuerre
aka 14 year old.
LeakyValve
Rock, rock, rock.
Nirboy36
SexPiss
Mine is actually different shades. Had severe bruising at the bottom of my shaft and it's never been the same since.
SingingandDancingInTheRain
Username checks out.
SingingandDancingInTheRain
Username checks out.
Vostronicle
Too much sex pissing am I right ;-)
SexPiss
I wish. Bit of alcohol and some over zealous grabbing by a large rugby player left me with a nearly ruptured left testicle.
myotherusernameisalreadytaken
TikeMoney
And her butthole. Is what he said after
HankyDaddy
I just dont understand how that is a mean tweet.
davidbowieeyes
Alcotech
Les miserables?
bollywoodpikachu
entertainment360
The mom had the same look on her face
Bopplefox
My feeling exactly
GeeBrainWhatDoYouWantToDoTonight
What is this from?
iaddsan
Red and black
Favri
White Chicks
IAmAngry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjp-Gyo5tNM
ThisIsNotEA
I love this musical so much. I've seen the movie twice and I still just watched this entire song.
IAmAngry
I saw the musical in Theater, and red the book (red the book before i saw the musical) - it's a great movie!!
hikidsdoyoulikeviolence
Mine is two toned.
shrike2214
Dark at the bottom going to white at the top?
Buhbasaur
Malone?
BreadyStinellis
In my experience, that's normal for anyone who is circumcised.
DEFCONwhite
So is my husbands. Shaft and head two different colors lol I like it.
nextersol
Are you Bruce Venture?
moinonplus
Getting that reference made me rethink my life choices
Vaanhalen
You've been trimmed
mynamesbryson
Two Tone Malone, is that you?!
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GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
For those too lazy :
dichaelmunn
Fuckin gold
iamkyleh
Black?mexican?blaxican or mocha frappucino?
youandmeandthedevilmakescovfefe
Yes
hikidsdoyoulikeviolence
Its kinda pink then it's a little less pink. Its 15" long.
hikidsdoyoulikeviolence
But it's as skinny as a pencil.
DespiteTheConsantNegativePressConfefe
but the world record was 13
hikidsdoyoulikeviolence
Not no mo
purplemona
Pics or didn’t happen.
ManOfIce
This
TedTheMan
Isn't everyones?
purplemona
Pics or didn’t happen.
TedTheMan
;)
VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
That's normal after the clap
hikidsdoyoulikeviolence
I've never had sex.
InspirationalFrancaPotente
But you've clapped, right? Try a little less force next time.
hikidsdoyoulikeviolence
Ok.
Oksanaramalamabama
This is one of the oddest conversation threads I've ever read
LagerLagoon69
Biggest sacrifice since this one
RossPrior
I was not ready for this
NoForethought
I was going to watch that movie some day..
Vatatheo
I still wanna see you stick nine inch nails through each one of your eyelids.
hikidsdoyoulikeviolence
Vatatheo
Maybe try sid, and get fucked up worse than my life is.
hikidsdoyoulikeviolence
My brain's dead weight.
Naiix
TFW no one got the Eminem reference :(
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
He sank the ship just to kill the captain
ltsDizzyD
Respect
DrNoise
UsuallyComments
The second part of what he says is even funnier. "And her butthole"
ICantFindTheRightUsername
I disagree. It was better without the last. It was trying to hard.
METAAAAAAAAAL
junkhead412
Lol i think he shouldve left it as it was the way he added that felt forced and cringy
BleepBlorpBop
Agreed.
joshrdaws9000
... that was the point. He's a professional comic and that was a schoolyard level comeback so he was calling out his own joke.
junkhead412
Well if thats the case he should know a better way to pull off that style of joke
watdisbuttondo
And not in that order.
Altanese
Never go bass to mouth.
rekcilthis1
To do oral and anal in alphabetical order
eastend666
easy to remember. thanks.
DIINKELBERG
In an order that would surprise you
Mikec311
She looooooved it
kalanosanchin
I overfed these men?!
djethex
No act is off limits when the mission is at hand.
DrDred
Is that you Dark Knight?
watdisbuttondo
Yesss.
FutureNursewhofapsalot
It really seals in the flavour.
DIINKELBERG
Fighting crime in a rubber suit
AdmiralJohn
For those who don't know where this is from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enOHraf3LEk
gtfkedm8
They need to make more badman videos
LiquidMilk
I stabbed you first
cbjfan
With my dick
GorgeFloyd
Ass mouth vag.
DIINKELBERG
Yes
OverlyAggressiveResponse
Badman
mohsinraza
No one knows what it's like