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Jan 10, 2017 3:25 AM
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iWipeMyAssStandingUpHowAboutYou
@JustinHardesty you are not alone. also i have never been so relevant in my entire life.
lowdowndirty
Your making a god damn mess
Stevenpaus
THATS GREAT IM SO PROUD OF YOU YOU DESERVE THE STANDUPTOWIPEBUTT TROPHY
DanoW
tagmomg
The fu- You mean other people DON'T do that? OK, SOMEONE, SIT ME THE FUCK DOWN AND EXPLAIN HOW TO USE A FUCKING LOO 'CAUSE THIS SHIT IS DUMB
0118999881999119725dotdotdot3
Pro tip: get new TP when you wipe your forehead. A bit pricey but good investment
youdontknowmeormydog
I thought everyone did this!
JimB0bsCooter
Just scoot around on the carpet.
itchybackside
I wash
TJ3027
casualquartermexican
I do this every time ! Not weird !
Synner1985
Wtf, i didn't realize it was apparently strange to stand & wipe, :D
RamsesDeRuyck
If you stand, wouldn't your cheecks be clenched more? I think it's just more practical to whipe while sitting.
llortamai
@iWipeMyAssStandingUpHowAboutYou
iWipeMyAssStandingUpHowAboutYou
I have been summoned!
anotherlonelysuperstar
My husband does it too. It's just weird to me. Sitting down ensures that my cheeks are spread which = easy and thorough wipeage
Puffmax
I have a bidet.
crash217
GhstKng13
Thank you for this gif! I've been looking for a good quality version!
JayHard85
DarkSugar
Meee!!
button84
I like to put to put one leg on the seat and get up there all deep like.
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
There's dozens of us!
Goggmagogg
i wish i could wipe sitting down but the toilet hole is barely big enough to accommodate bunghole and dangly parts at the same time
Jacksparrowsentmetosettlehisdebt
Has your hand ever touched the shit water?
faunakate
I just drag my ass over the carpet. Works for my dogs.
weberton
What's wiping
LisaMumm
It's okay guys he probably doesn't live in the us and uses other methods.
MarkoFromTropoja
TheCreamster
After you're done handling your poo for the inspection, it's where you rub your hands on your socks so they're not wet.
smoochmysnoot
xheroth
MakeLifeAnArt
Wait you can sit and wipe?
MoistMilk
you just lean to the side. seat spreads your cheeks for you and you get to be a lazy piece of shit for a little longer. I love it
ICanCookReallyGoodScrambledEggs
some people sit. isn't that weird?
FriedMonkE92
MORTALS!!
saintofchaoticgood
As a female... there's a lot less going on tween my legs and more space to reach down there and clean up my coot shoot and leather cheerio
JayHard85
+1 for using the words coot shoot
MakeLifeAnArt
I'm a female but I think my thighs are too thick for such wizardry.
theburningpotato
You monster I bet you face the toilet paper towards the wall to you filthy heathen
dickbuttwastaken
Have to take your pants all the way off
STFUCharles
As a stander, it's best to just leave it off the holder.
HeyitsJeremy
You're not alone, I also stand up to wipe.
SarlaccBait
And I stand to wipe
JayHard85
cogs
I just drag my ass across the carpet.
AkYank77
This comment needs more recognition
ButItGoesTo11
Currently using a bidet. Way better TP!
ilovegreentext
i do too
IreallyMGur
98% reduction in TP and less flushing.
idiotn00b
Dude
Kinetica
Wipe 95% away while sitting, stand up to get the last 5%, it's a hybrid wipe.
emocin
Huh.
DoctaAmazin
Someone on my level.
ricochetbiscuit
You're an innovator
ijustwantpizzaanddessert
Finish with a baby wipe!
FinalD
I'm all aboard the hybrid wipe.
IreallyMGur
Get a bidet. Less wiping, less TP and less flushing
idiotn00b
Dude...
LordDebuchan
Yea but then you got folks who go through the middle and others go in from the side/back.
HansSmoothh
Go through the middle??
LordDebuchan
Like between the legs. That honestly invites disaster I would think.
CaviaPorcellus
Recently I've tried wiping while sitting and I have to say, I much prefer standing. I feel like I can get all up in there better, 'nam sayin
fuzzlog
You must have short arms.
Imjustheretoupvotestuffandmaybefavorite
Here I thought I was the only one
Thanksforallofthememeries
GlowstickJedi
Completely agree
IreallyMGur
Get a bidet. Less wiping, less TP and less flushing
idiotn00b
Dude
MostlyJeffGoldblum
Oh I namya sayin
iampurplelungs
I do a couple sit-down-wipes before standing. Once I stand up, the rest of that shit is easy. Feel me-
DataLady
Yep. Combo is the way to go.
Ensano
Two wipes back to front while sitting, two wipes front to back while standing and walk away. No need to be looking back
NorthCrown
Still would rather not
iampurplelungs
You're going to have to shit, at some point.
wetfartjamboree
I lay down to wipe
AlexanderDoesntDeserveElizabethSchuylerMaybeHeDoesIdk1781
I handstand to wipe
Benjamint12
User name... Correlates?
IsPhrasingNotaThingAnymore
RadicalRaizex
Sims? Sims.
TacticalSergeant
TicoMachi
I just go to sleep and don't worry about it.
DoctorWhoots420
I plank to wipe
pipercat
Well done. I laughed.
Badjokescommentskindarelate
Big baby...
Ralpheo
I just air dry
showmeyourkimchi
I don't wipe
PEEPEEINDABUTT
slow clap, my friend
anominousbeef
Holy shit this made me laugh. Do you raise your legs like a baby?
forestfinagle
Hope you're considerate enough to pull your sack up
AuthorZachJames
"Mom, I'm ready...Mom!!"
DoctaAmazin
Hidden gooden comment goes to you. +1 to you, underdog.