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[image] This one really helped me out
Dec 21, 2017 12:54 AM
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sausagesavage
I don't wanna be a diet.
justthreemidgetsinatrenchcoat
Thank you time to be a flying super spider mawhahahaha
Namotatop
I didn't need shit B^)
TheRealBigChungus
A sterile hooker who gives free trials?
TacoBellBody
a busty lady with no standards?
one100hundred
Fine, then I'll be a street corn vendor
HReactionCat
A dad...but I'm a girl.
IsaacNuetron
I am a sex robot.
NastyNateV
http://imgur.com/GzQbQ
DoNotLookAtMyPostsForThereIsNone
Someone to teach me basic human behaviour, and emotions? I might be way underqualified for that.
Kiore
Then work on it. My mother was schizophrenic, my social instinct was completely screwed. You can learn it though.
adam1124
I love this. This is literally why I took a job in higher education.
Gandy2
I cried a little
Thorslax
Can I be Reinhardt?
Zalor
I feel like I'm living that "younger" portion of my life at the moment :/
1potsie
A Hooker ?
fraggerinred
A nympho mermaid?
suckonthisfrizzlefry
When I was younger I needed a piece of ass and someone to buy beer for me
DrClaww
shoulkion
How the fuck am I going to become a wizard at this age?
cunninlinguist
goflyblind
well, shit. i went into physics rather than endocrinology.
Kiore
Diabetes or trans? ;)
Skadoodlle
I needed someone to tell me when: OK John, that means she wants you to kiss her... Yes, right now... Kiss her you dufus.
LoneWoofs
A father.
nomoremonkeys
ZookeeperFloyd
I am now a bullet why have you done this to me
1414145691
as nice as it is it still doesn't fix the shit you went through because the people around you didn't be who you needed when you were younger
TheGreatWizpoo
I this this is suppose to be like.....idk be like the dad you didnt have growing up? No?
tittysprnkles420
Could also be like...be the teacher you always needed. Or it could be as simple as be the compliment you always needed. Go out and 1/2
tittysprnkles420
Compliment someone 2/2
Inmate45
Well, I mean, I'm a computing teacher... So.... Mission accomplished?
ballsjohnston12345
Jokes aside, be THERE. Be there for homework, problem solve life's problems. Kids need guidance and love, but all the while respect.
ballsjohnston12345
Growing up sucks. We needed to know that. It's also complicated. My parents didn't see that. For those future dad's, don't fuck this up.
ballsjohnston12345
Drunk.
Silliosophical
My dad traveled for work 44 of 52 weeks a year as a kid. We bonded on phone, awkward in person. Odd melding 30yrs later.
starlordmeetswolverivemeetsironman
Not ready to be a Dad yet...
Sparta683
Don’t have to be a dad to be a father figure or mentor.
simbiotek
You win
mofreckle
I could be Optimus Prime?
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
Even better, somewhere out there.....Optimus Prime wishes he was you
fher9728
No doubt
MichaelBay
If you are, I have a movie proposal for you
TheRicM
*The entire collection
SnowglobeOfDoom
Hey if I could turn myself into Optimus Prime then anyone can. https://imgur.com/Ma3V32u
TheMellowPeril
OK, I’ll be the guy that comes and slaps you when you completely miss that hot redhead hitting on you.
xthexcolorxpinkx
I am that redhead.
sinkingfeeling
That is a service to mankind
dmbelafan
I mean I would pay damn good money for that service
dmbelafan
jk i have no money or need for this service =(
bullshit
I'll be someone hitting on you, then, because I'm celebrating my third decade of complete social isolation. Wooo.
PileOfWalthers
Right? FFS, was I fucking oblivious at times. *grinds teeth angrily*
Sfinski
Still am.
TheGriffin
Can confirm, oblivious
fher9728
You should be that, you miss a hell of chance
ididstayataholidayinnlastnight
Who's that person?
MSGinSC
A reliable weed dealer?
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bruhwhyiscovfefeisaldreadytaken
Anybody know someone*
elgambito
In combining two replies, I had a hot weed dealer who, in retrospect, used to hit on me. I was so completely oblivious. I'm an eedjit
Takethejump
Yes.
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
ThatDobson
Listen, the Lord gives signs in odd times. Saul met the Lord on the road to Damascus. You met him stoned on Imgur. It’s time to buy a burner
whycantweallsmokeupandbehappy
Do you know of one? I'm asking for a friend.
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
stuffDrewdrew
leon512
Legalize gay marijuana!
MakeTabbouleNotWar
TheBullshitter
69 upvotes? Nice I ain't ruining that
BigBuckeyeDaddy
They're the best. My guy seems like he's already on the way when I call. #dealergoals
Deiterhaman
The unicorn
fher9728
Woww
Schitzoflink
I agree, such a perfect answer.
LemmingAttack
I still need that.
MontyPythonQFHG
If you live in Canada I know some easy places
MeowWoof
I got my card. Dispensery delivers like Dominos
fher9728
Super woww
jellotheautobandasisgud
ddkong86
Craigslist
m0wgli
You should move to Portland, but don't bring a car. The traffic is bad enough.
LemmingAttack
I was there a year ago to visit a friend. Beautiful city, if I were American I'd move there in a heart beat.
BumblyWumbly
I'm very high and I read that as Portugal.
BumblyWumbly
No cars in Portugal!