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Jul 26, 2017 4:29 PM
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StartInternetFights
I don't think I've ever identified with a post like this one
lola2681
See I space out but then someone asks me a question and I'm like.....
emkev
.... can they hear me?
OhioSucks
Millennials...
ZombieZooZombieZoo
OpenPalm
If Dr. Gonzo was in these sessions, we wouldn't fall asleep
Rebmemer
Ahhh the good Dr +1
ThePostWasExactlyThat
Me through my whole Army career as a telco tech.
Panda4hire
WristDeepInaBook
http://imgur.com/8aJoinL
clydeman420
One of my favorite movies
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
What are these animals?
badgersnuffles
I put a conf. call on mute and dashed to the wc to pee. I came back to my boss repeating my name while everyone else was silent. Worth it.
Bon3rJams03
Found a first edition hardback copy of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas at Salvation Army a few weeks ago for $2.00. I mean $2.00? wtf
DetectiveMLGBongHitsIsOnTheCase
This is me when I'm getting high with a group of friends.
clemass
McJersey
Something about golf shoes
PreciousPotato
The only important part is whether or not they noticed the jizz spots on your pants.
burritoz
sosume
Feeling the need to demonstrate you were paying attention and saying: "Yes, we need to do something about the bats." Priceless.
FlyBoy50311
Just pop a few uppers and you'll be fine, just ignore the bats
PersonaAuGratin
what the hell is "synergizing the client stream"?
jobe
jenw
"My connection is acting funny, can you repeat that?"
badgersnuffles
Most of my conference calls are staticky and choppy which is why I usually zone out. That and doodling on the agenda, of course.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
My doodles from today's call
jenw
I'm currently on Imgur because I'm tuning out of a call
DoctorYueh
I just fake it most of the time...smile and nod.
TraitorousTrump3
Smile and nod, boys. Smile and nod.
JokeDestroyer
That's how you get sent to Tulsa.
Isorikk
How do you smile and nod over a phone call?
DoctorYueh
Exactly the same as you would if you weren't on the phone.
DoctorYueh
For real, though...video enabled conference calls are not uncommon (at my workplace anyway)
koopadoopa
Capitahood
What is this from?
RexDartEskimoSpy
Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, great movie
EmberBlush
Ahh, the cold horror of coming out of your stupor during a TC, to realize someone's just said your name and now no one else is talking.
thesplashingblumpkins
tactical chunders can be pretty euphoric
Fr3akazoid
Immediately hang up
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
*Oh, sorry, I was on mute. Say again??*
cryogenian
Happens to me constantly. But I'm on TCs five to seven times a week, most of them pointless.
bubbasparxx
This happens to me at face to face meetings. You can't even blame that on technical issues
UltraXar
you're hearing aid is on the fritz
FloodingWaters
try masturbating under the table, it helps focus
UltraXar
I'm sorry, my audio was garbled, can you repeat the question please, from about 2 hours back?
1010001010101
This has saved me many times
TraitorousTrump3
can you please repeat the conference call?
driveslow
2 minutes later interrupt with "OH HAHA MY MIC WAS MUTED"
TraitorousTrump3
Sorry, Skype is breaking up. I need to reboot my computer.
supermotherbug
Ha! That's me every Monday! This week a question was directed at me, so I hung up and called back in saying I got kicked off the call.
TraitorousTrump3
That's brilliant.
supermotherbug
I try. Anything beats actually listening in. I usually mute the call, organize my desk, and fool around on Imgur for an hour.
TraitorousTrump3
LOL, do I work with you??
supermotherbug
Hmm.. Are you also drowning in a cesspool of corrupt, stupid people who don't believe in work/life balance?
TraitorousTrump3
Welllll, I'm new here, so not sure yet. But we do have Monday conference calls that I tune out.