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meauho
If I'm not out the door by 445, I'm late to work.
IWasACatAllAlong
Dads also sleep 5 times a day, for 20 mins each time.
CallsignFatNinja
I woke up at 0530 to see this and I personally feel attacked
drakkaris12718
Its morning sex. Thats the trick.
marbiter
Not this dad.
proracing53
ThisNameIsNotAboutYou
My dad would always be awake when I came back after a night out at 2am, and would sit down and have a glass of water and a snack with me
Robotnikeggman
Because we spend years having to get up early to make sure you shower are up and ready for school
thefar
In the morning we stand up with the ones we love. Wife and kids. In the evening we come from work. It sucks sometimes.
roughingupthesuspect
I'm in this photo and I don't like it...
azarza
i had this after firstborn.. if the sun was up, so was i. if i went to sleep 15 minutes before that, it didn't matter
AvidApostate
Why is it icy in the Sanctum Sanctorum?
ElFreakoDiablo
I, for one, am not happy at 5am. My daughter often calls this "grouchy time" when I have to go downstairs with the kids. Doesn't last long(1
ElFreakoDiablo
if its just the two of us (she's the eldest at 6 y/o) and requests Star Wars and cuddles. (2
iwant2pee
they turn into Ben Affleck when sleeping?
Tisbutafleshwound
I would like this level of insomnia. Mine makes me into a cranky old man.
IAMSRC
Took me a while to realize the image on right is this
Covidnineteen
Night shift here. What day is it
foodandbooty
No reason or because he works a trade and being up early is now his eternal punishment.
slotheroll
HenryMHoover
Kids etc don't wake up till later, the air is fresh and the streets quite. 5am is gods hour and I'll fight anyone who days different
usermainboredom101
TheDentDad
Can confirm..
TokyoKazama
Father to a 4 year old here. Can doubly confirm.
stilloldbull
Work takes it’s toll…it took 20 years or so to realize why my dad, after work, just wanted to sit in his chair smoke and read the paper.
freckledkink
Yep. You need that time to decompress after work before the madness at home starts.
THESHADOWOFJECT
that's because they cant fake the existential dread of working their lives away while possibly losing everything past noon. it just cant be
THESHADOWOFJECT
done.
Thunderchunks
There's a reason. At least 4 years x # of kids of the little shits waking you up at the ass crack of dawn. Can't help it.
tanebot
This 100%. Also I realized just this week that when you have an infinite amount of work, housework, and parenting to do, 'finishing the /
tanebot
housework and then having a rest' never happens and you just end up doing housework until bedtime. Early mornings before they wake up are /
tanebot
the only time you actually get to TAKE a break if you're the kind of person who says "I'll finish up then take a break."
meergull
Dunno, I'm starting getting to work at 5am, seeing me this time with coffee is not that weird
canigifinpaint
What yours came back after going to get cigarettes?
Sigh101
Urinemywetsuit
My dad is the best! We've been playing hide and seek for 30 years now! Haha! Where are you, dad? He must be around here somewhere.
TheEvilPlatypus
I think I saw him in the bar last night; I thought he was joking about that
CmfMttnPpl
Naw mine went to the hospital 1 time and never came back
Whyareyouactuallyreadingallofthis
Never really ready for that ... Sorry bro.
badexampleforagrownup
yours made it to the hostital. mines just fell asleep. still sleeping. lazy ass
TheEvilPlatypus
Took a few but yeah, he even came back with a new mommy
NotAPervert
Two christmases!
slotheroll
Upgrades people, Upgrades!
apoliticalpanda
And a step brother which he more than you
manolyk23
When that happens AND he more than you? Soul crushing.
malfunctionm1ke
37yo here, no kids... still full awake at 4am for no fucking reason
Hashbrown123
Delayed Sleep Phase?
imissmaplesyrup
Preach!
gaenaralhonk
That's about when I go to bed
BigFatFailureTurtle
I reckon 4am is the true midnight, in that it's the time people are equally likely to be going to bed or waking, including getting up to pee
jumbosmooth
Embrace it! I love being a morning person. Shop early, avoid crowds. Quiet time. Sunrises. Night owls are overrated.
wJumper
I totally agree. Something about the early morning. Some actual peace there.
brucom
Segmented, biphasic or polyphasic sleep.
GimmieWanger
I usually wake at 3:40ish for my morning pee.
drakionx
Me too, but because I haven't gone to sleep yet.
ialwaysupvotestreetsharks
Username checks out
Meerlyy
18yo, not really my place to say being wet behind the ears n all- but insomnia's a bitch. I'm here for you in soul!! http://i.imgur.com/1eo
freckledkink
Oh, it is at that age. It still is another lifetime over, except the body can't bounce back as easily from no sleep. I'd suggest finding
freckledkink
Therapies now (there are actual sleep therapists for people who can't take meds) or other methods to get that knocked out so you can find
freckledkink
Your circadian rhythm when it gets out of whack.
ImGooder
Thats the prostate thing kicking in.
PineappleLoopsBroether
After all the poking and releasing I did in my 20s…. Didn’t work…
malfunctionm1ke
Dimension09
Idk what that means
thegoodmorningburger
Waking up to pee
Dimension09
I thought i was just hydrated
alwaysupvotefuturama
For no reason? More like 'because years with their relentless offspring have driven them to get up early to get half an hour of peace'
willy0200112
" something something movie quote"
artraou
Am dad. Can confirm.
Goblor
I've lived alone for many years but for some reason I love being up early in the morning before the town wakes up.
TieflingDelivery
I work late on weekends, after school drop off it's Naptime
ServerMonkeyKing
Might I also suggest: taking the kids to a matinee movie at the theatre just to get a 2 hour afternoon nap in?
quietwalker
I have to get up early to get a shower and bathroom before the shitshow of the day starts in earnest.
Herbalcrayon86
I get up at 5am on Sundays to play video games while the kids are asleep.
5Mac0
Ah another person of culture I see.
SomeoneTookMyUsernameToo
I don't get up early, I stay up until it's early. Having a while for myself from work, kids and wife is a necessity.
tanebot
Or just "for years their relentless offspring have driven them to get up early". Kids are mostly morning people, it seems.
Bacxaber
I never was.
tylerdurdon
Unless you have to get them up for something.
tanebot
Yeah it's funny how that works.
ICheckUsernameAndSuch
Fuckin bastards, the lot of em. I mean I love kids, but why do they all love getting up so early? They just wake me up so got damn early....
PerryCoxMD
Those cartoons aren't going to watch themselves now are they?
alwaysupvotefuturama
I totally plan to turn a blind eye to that, if it means staying in bed for a while longer on the weekend
PerryCoxMD
But how will they find their shows if not for the all knowing hand of a parent? My son knows how our TV works, but insists that I do it.
tanebot
Yeah it wasn't until I had kids that I realised Saturday morning cartoons aren't there for the kids.
InvisibleMan86
I have 4 kids 8 and under. Haven’t slept in 8 years, much less ‘slept in.’
simplefishy
You need stronger chloroform
rpeezy11
Me too bro, me too
JamSandwichUK
1, I understand, 2, okay it happens but three? That’s self inflicted. 4???? Pure masochism. ?
InvisibleMan86
I obviously love it. In talks for a fifth, but who knows.
AnythingMuchShorter
You're insane. I have two. We're stopping at two.
InvisibleMan86
Thank you. And your plan is very sensible. Two kids is a lovely and survivable way to go
JamSandwichUK
I’ve got one and I’m exhausted. How you’re doing it I have no idea. I understand it tho. Kudos and good luck
InvisibleMan86
Yeah, well, one kid is a lot of work. Don’t let anyone tell you differently