holy shitsnacks! It's my cakeday! I present to you, my first favorite!

Feb 15, 2018 12:27 PM

RobBobertyYT

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Had to stifle my laughter in the middle of class. +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

op, you are so right!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WAT R THOOOOOOSE!?!?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Holly Fuckfarts" ... Holly Shitbutt this is nice

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have the same attitude with pedestrians as with motorists.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love old Oatmeal before he got all preachy and annoying

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 9

now it makes sense...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"...a squadron of beautiful vaginas find their way to your crotch by days end." i lol'd

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I hate the Oatmeal so much. I don't even know why. It's just awful.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finally, someone else knows the pure terror of the werewolf dog thing!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

HOLY FUCKFARTS!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like the no calories free air can.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

May a squadron of beautiful vaginas find their way to your crotch, OP. +1

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Listen, The Oatmeal, you know I love you. But dry cereal is delicious.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know, I have been craving a gargantuan bucket of penises lately - @OP probably

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dislike milk and prefer eating cereal out a bowl by the piece or handful as you might popcorn.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I eat exclusively dry cereal including weet-bix

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go Piggers

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like cereal with no milk. Its tasty. Plus, I am lactose intolerant, so there is that.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would never Superman Punch someone. I'm not a Roman Reigns kind of guy.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 271 Dislikes 2

My dad ripped VHS copies of movies off the TV. We had the scariest version of Neverending Story. Just the wolf parts, Atax death, boobs.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck! That thing gave me nightmares as a kid. Now I respect his hustle.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Scared the shit out of me as kid... No shame saw that fucker in anything like a dark corner for a year.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

After that I always liked the idea of getting to know the servants of the villain. Why they'd choose to serve something so clearly evil.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah, I thought it looked familiar... either neverending story or werewolf in London.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It said from the neverending story on the picture

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nicely done old chap. Cheerio elderly ballsack person.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poo launcher, son of a bitch I almost snorted in class

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Neverending Storrrrrrryyyyyyyyy Ahhhhahhhhahhhahhhhahhhhhhh

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#19 Release the DRIVE BEE

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#14 not a problem until you feel something come out as you’re walking.

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

Squeeze those cheeks

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Also there's fun research about our tendency to dehumanize others in the absence of things like body language and facial expressions.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Why would you get up before you've finished pooping? And if you aren't, what kind of XXL dildos are you providing your buttocks, sir?

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

People freak out about cars cutting them off because you could crash. You just trip if someone cuts you off while walking

8 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 6

That's not really why though. It's about seeing faces and body language.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

well then you crash as well, technically speaking

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

same with the bee in the car

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Plus it's much clos3w confines in the car, so it feels more likely that the bee will sting you

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

especially if you freak out

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Feb 16, 2018 8:54 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

People have died from everything.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Makes those rolls in DnD seem a little less absurd.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

May a squadron of beautiful vaginas reach your crotch by days end!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://theoatmeal.com

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0