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Astramancer
MeerkatSchmeerkat
AsAnItalianItsDifficultTalkingOnTheWebCauseIcantUseMyHands
RevRagnarok
AcePirate
DaystarClarion
RevRagnarok
WhamBamBadaBing
That could be heaven for some people. I'm not judging, just saying
RevRagnarok
jimzakany
jethroismaxbaer5772
FreshNews247
vladimirtheliberator
LeftRightThere
YourIceCreamMan
JohnTheFrost
*off and on again. Not on and off again.
tetsubin
Thanks, that bugged me, too.
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Some folks are AWFUL w/ technology. Could have just been off the whole time. Dick sucking could be its passive state
Kingstonboy
Amateurs. Pfft.
Samidk
Level21Magikarp
Samidk
nclu
anglarite
AesirNine
Eight hours later... I have come back to remind you to take your pain killers.
AesirNine
Especially if you know when this is from.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
I don't know what it is from, can you tell me?
anglarite
The picture is from Barbarella (1968), no idea about the painkillers.
flukeysnail
disposabledom
Never pour salt in your eyes
Ryukaa
Yea.... thats what we have bleach for. Salt is bad for your bloodpressure.
Gayforbae
LetumComplexo
Rebar77
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
THAT is the Giant Floating Eye of Death (Aquabats villain)
axlerage
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
I huuurrrrrd that.
WorkSnakes
bfreeze01
What about the other half with no context?
RevRagnarok
Zixtank
What show is this?
Potatopeelerkind
The Ghost and Molly McGee, although the caption is not the actual line from the show. Still a pretty good show though!
DarkBusterBaron
The Ghost and Molly McGee.
RevRagnarok
Dunno; sorry. I stoled it!
HorseDeepInADragon
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Oatu the fuck?
Kaddass17
iknowalotaboutboats
thetagger
13andido
What kind of sauce is this from?
mcglirkymeow
What If?
ThaWhiteRanger
What if what? You gonna tell us what this is from or nah?
Agent00Negative
"Marvel's What If?..." on Disney+
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
Marvel's What If, episode 8
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Possibly Marvel "What If?". Dude's name is Oatu (The Watcher) & he witnesses big things in the Marvel universe.
graehall
He can see everything, except that door which looks like nothing at all.
ChazzK
The implication was that the current happenings in the infinite multiverse just SHOULDN'T have been able to happen, but were
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
DaveSamsonite
@op is this hell or heaven
originalhuman
Reminds me of the new movie “Smile” lol
PetitChocolat
DarkRedCape
DogHeadHunter
dj5897
No matter how many times I see this gif, I still cant unsee the Fu Manchu Stache at the start!!!
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
You’re a Fu Manchu mustache
jonlancaster
Oh shit gottem
Kamchatkah
That's horrible. I'm sharing it with everyone.
wisher1977
baldstache
i appreciate this cumment
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
I appreciate you.
sevensided
username checks out
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
It always checks out, even when it doesn’t. Especially when it doesn’t.
Fhant
I appreciate the cummitment for making this
thetagger
I appreciate the cumaraderie on this website.
originalhuman
It’s nice that we can all cum together in peace here
Aurgasmic
This is hilarious and relatable because IT support is actually my job. Oh the shit I've had calls for....
CoffeeAddictEvan
Please, do tell
Aurgasmic
Let me type it up and stick it in a pastebin or something, the character limit here does my head in
TK421isAFK
HR would like to see you first thing Monday morning. Be sure to bring a couple empty boxes to work.
Kamchatkah
Yay! Forts!
arikelrecords2000
Gotta turn the orgasm machine on right or it just doesn't work. Personally I use play track 4
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
I fucking love this movie ??
hannahbutnotreally
moose2000
Thanks a lot, PAL! I wanted to edge a bit more.
PrincessWendyB
Dang. The Muppets have CHANGED.
DanniLuxgarbe
Have you never watched Farscape? It's baiscally Jim Henson Company and Hallmark going on a waltzer through the Outback.
MrSmilingDeath
And now I have the Farscape theme chanting in my head again.
Sonicschilidogs
This was actually made my Hanson's son, and there was a huge legal and media shit storm around it, but it (sadly) still got made. It's
Sonicschilidogs
Called the Happy Time Murders, staring Melissa McCarthy. To say it wasn't good would be an understatement.
cracklinoatbran
PrincessWendyB
Shouldnt that be BOOM? Or more like SPLORT?
B99Reactions
BobHubert
WorkSnakes
jursamaj
Do… do people watch porn together, other than significant others?
IThoughtThisThought
Teenagers sometimes watch porn together (but only watching), at least in my experience.
manulofdoom
Teenagers are disgusting
inquisitivefluff
InnocentValley
Yeeees. This is the kind of content I signed up for when I made an account here. Utter nonsense. *chefs kiss*
GuysJustWannaFish
Gross. I like it.
BednaR
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
What is, "MOE"? Like...the stooge? Like...the haircut?
DunnowForgot
Ministry of Education?
DaveSamsonite
Gayforbae
What in hell
ihavethelowground
ThisOldCPU
USSBigBooty
sirlokirichards
drcookieninja
Mhmmm sauce for the goons
Sonicschilidogs
Goon sauce, yum yum ??
ihavethelowground
blitzzer
It's your own fault for insisting on the low ground. Trickle down cum-o-nomics, baby.
CityYeti
This IT guy's professionalism is atrocious. Don't make people feel bad just because they're not tech savvy
igglebotato
In fairness, this is hell.
Ark161
please explain where the line is when expecting people to know how to use the equipment required to do their job.
CityYeti
To belittle a person? If a person deliberately breaks their stuff in order to get new stuff. But even then, it's preferred to name/date/time
CityYeti
The incident and report them
LupusLilium
Actually this seems less like a computer infrastructure problem and more of a machine maintenance infrastructure. Good chance Ronson is
LupusLilium
cleared to operate that machinery, but has no qualifications to preform maintenance on it. Although shutting off the machine should have
LupusLilium
been the first step before calling in someone qualified to fix it.
B99Reactions
Don't call tech savvy to knowing basic things
CityYeti
You'd be surprised in this line of work. Basically, a good rule of thumb is not to make people feel bad
cosonfused
to be fair, the demon name is Nick Burns in Hell, your companies computer guy.
Wolfshead009
Tech guy: "Why am I grumpy? I just drove 4 hours to turn on a machine that 3 people assured me was turned on."
FizzleBurger
That's probably why he ended up in hell
DreamingOfDistantShores
He may not have even noticed when he died.
FizzleBurger
Hell's torture machines are unmaintainable, so they're hell for I.T. Probably hard to build too, to torture EVERY link of the supply chain.
DreamingOfDistantShores
And they probably run on Windows ME.
AbdulMasaiev
"Have you tried turning it off and on again" though. How many times can you do say it before you're just Done With Everything?
CityYeti
It doesn't happen as often as you think
SuspiciousCactus
Can confirm. I have to remind myself their tech illiteracy keeps me employed.
Kingstonboy
Tech demons can have a bad day too. We have no idea what other things this poor creature sees everyday.
CityYeti
Still though, you don't berate people. I personally like it when I get easy tickets
Darkspire
Maybe demons in hell aren't meant to be friendly regardless of vocation
CityYeti
I suppose so
SmoeAhsolse
The IT supervisor for our site hasn't been able to hire a replacement for almost 3 months in part because the interviewees seemed like they
SmoeAhsolse
would have terrible "bedside manners."
Valkor
where ya'll at? i retired from the industry because of coworkers having shitty attitudes.
SmoeAhsolse
NYC exurb.