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Mar 13, 2022 5:32 AM
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Why are the balls corn?Why are the balls corn?Why are the balls corn?Why are the balls corn?
MagmaCarta
Once you pop, the fun don't stop
LosChimpos
Because they’re a-maize-ing.
kitsunekimmy
I feel like this would be horrible to sanitize, given all the nooks and crevices.
Il1kepuns
Because nuts are good for you.
aShogunNamedMarcus
Just don't mix it up with your KalashniCob
Hatsodoom
Country girls make do
DidntChooseTheUwULife
You're allowed to draw the line after having a corn-shaped dildo but before putting balls on said dildo.
But it's weird point of distinction.
DotNot
Because they are corny
DonkeyGoat
Mmm. Porncorn
WolfgangVonTittySprinkles
MajorNikon
That's so you can suction cup it to your forehead and become a unicorn.
Shaows
The kernels are corn seeds, and balls have seed in them.
Sebastopol140
*Silicorn
telemonianajax
More like corn in the knob
ChelVanin
Do they come with butter?
SoftKleenex
Naturally ribbed as nature intended
DummyThiccStealyBoi
Would this make it coochie on the cob?
ModestButtstallion
It would be weird if they were normal.
mineoc
Now you’ve put a picture in my head and I don’t like it. +1
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
Because they pop?
cantbelievethisisstillavailable
I need a link to this. My cousin is going to start college in the fall at Iowa, and I want to give him this as a joke.
AGiantSlor
sosume
Ghostwish
What it feels like living in Ohio, visualized.
acetothermus
Corn on the cob indeed!
WolfgangVonTittySprinkles
The kind that won’t get stuck in your teeth.
CptTacolicious
Wanna pop by and corn on my cob? All butter, no salt ;)
sirdraco1
GENTLEMEN!... Behold!... Corn!
Clockworkdancerobot
Pee is stored in the cornballs.
Tom40
Corn nuts
sometimesarobot
Actually it's melted butter
salunatics
The Farmer's Only fetish site. "City folk just don't get it."
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Clockworkdancerobot
Corn Hub?
telemonianajax
No sir. I don't like it.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Perfect for dipping in your butt er.
Clockworkdancerobot
"It's not different at all Steve!"
Badgerbadgerson3
@butterda
FishieStardust
Yoink!
greenf1sh
"Cream of corn"? I mean, come on, nobody's said that yet?
tallyhoho
We all knew you were going to say it and didn't want to ruin it for you
greenf1sh
I probably should've had some caffeine this morning before thinking it was a good idea to try and be funny and instead ruin the fun. Sorry!
TheobromineAddict
Why are these sold as "Liquid" silicone?
mineoc
Because you’ll melt away? I’m wondering the same thing