TheWeirdGuyBehindYou
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Mar 26, 2017 8:35 PM
TheWeirdGuyBehindYou
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ImmortalAzrael
I've been seeing this a lot lately. Hard to believe anyone actually falls for it.
Obnoxor
Anyone stupid enough to send her the $5 deserves what they get. Which is nothing to be clear since they are too dumb to put that together
Frost72
WilliamHuskerAdama
This is gold. The thirst is real.
cheeseslaw
When "see what happens" = nothing, they got what they paid for.
pigletwhisper
Maybe she puts on a bigger sweatshirt
DAngeloAngelo
$5 got them screwed
brrAainss
letsbakesomecookiesfortheboys
Best. Idea. Ever.
iRelateToEverything
As a cell phone provider that makes insane amounts of money with fees that nobody even knows what they're paying for, I can relate to this.
Smozzerz
Just send them a random boob pic with similar body type. Keeps the name clear so you can keep an income.
POAndersson
A tad bit more exciting form of sitting outside the super market with a plastic mug and saying hi to passing by people.
FrightenedInmateNumberTwo
SF can't follow fucking directions.
AdamGenesis
Maybe he wanted to see it twice.
travishummel
They do what she says and you won't believe what she does next! Click through 17 pages and 20 pages of ads/pop ups to find out
cabooyah
Username checks out.
DerpyUserID
voulge
This gif is fucking magnificent
mrfloris
I wonder after how many chargebacks paypal had enough of you
clayfordays
It depends on the amount and how much you're doing it. For this? She'd get in hot shit fast if the guys opened cases.
PinkProzac
Unless it's sent as "friends and family." No fees, and much less protection.
Owlberightback
Is that taxable income?
ThePickle
Hey, I used to go to that school. St Jo is full of idiots who would fall for something like this
stinkyfeet23
She's one of them. I go to school there now and it's the worst
ThePickle
If Bill Church is still teaching english, or Steve Griert in the history dept, take their classes. Might help improve your experience :)
stinkyfeet23
Hey thanks! Two of my favorite subjects too(:
ThePickle
Two of my all-time favorite professors from any university I've been to. The guy who teaches the Science Fiction as Literature class is cool
happenedtomeonce
Well, that's what happens
ratchet3789
If they aren't idiots they'll just dispute it with PayPal... But they are so have fun with all your donations
jesuscannotplayrugby
Unless they sent it Friends and Family then PayPal won't do shit for them
Goblincock2
That isn't true. You can charge back a ton of shit with paypal. It happens all the time with big streamers.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
It depends entirely on what you file the chargeback claim under. If you were to claim unauthorized access (kid on the account, hacked, etc)/
idontevenknowsillymonkey
then yes, under their ToS they would refund you. If, however, in a circumstance like that you were to say you didn't receive what you paid /
idontevenknowsillymonkey
for or something similar, the person receiving the money can easily say that you had paid for digital goods and/or services, which aren't /
jesuscannotplayrugby
Yeah through the card company but they don't always side with you
ratchet3789
Nah PayPal do it. My neighbours kid fell for a Minecraft scam and I had to talk to PayPal and dispute it and in the end (1/2)
ratchet3789
He and a few other kids who got scammed got their money back. I hope his account was shutdown.
DaddySlapper
that would be a trip trying to explain it to paypal. "yeah i paid a girl to take her top off and she didn't so now i want my money back"
clayfordays
It wouldn't be hard if they were sent as payments. Just open a case of item not received, chick has no tracking number, boom refund.
whatupmyknitters
"okay sir so she said she would take her top off, but didn't?" "no.... i was just hoping she would..."
ratchet3789
"for fuck sake Dave this is the 5th time this week. I'm not giving you another refund"
PinkProzac
You just have to take your top off for $5? Whoa, I've been covering a goldmine!
Robbann
i've heard of a fetish called "financial domination". i don't get it, but maybe these people got exactly what they wanted with this.
thedrunkmic
Did they get anything other than scammed?
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InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
idiots dont learn, thats why theyre idiots
ToastyMozart
Honestly, $5 for a crash course in not getting suckered is probably a good trade for these people, before the Nigerian princes take a grand.
thedrunkmic
This is true
skiinian
Spot on ad placement once again:
Znayx
+1
TheWhiffKing
"Learn as you go"
Luxvero
why do you let your computers load ads? adguard and similars block it even on apps
odraencoded
RosegoldEverything
Holy shit
Cal1te
MrSmilingDeath
Some thirsty bastard lost $10.
killernerd
I swear these systems are using image recognition or some shit.
mrKallah
1. lesson, don't be a dumb fuck
MrBronsonTwist
I've got "shine lawyers, right the wrong" lol
SpeedyHamster
Mine was for Jimmy Dean hash browns. Not sure I get the reference.
TheBasementNerd
I'm curious. Is it illegal to do this? I kinda wanna try it
TryTurningItOffAndOn
If gambling is legal where you live, you should be fine.
supersalid
Not criminally illegal, but I would imagine you would get banned from tinder after a couple reports.
Medellei
If there are enough disputes/chargebacks that account will be shut down and $$ held for 180 days.
LunarRhythm
I'm no legal expert, but nothing is promised. They voluntarily sent her $5. She didn't lie or anything. She basically dared them to (1/2)
LunarRhythm
gamble. They didn't have to send $5, and they technically did "see" what happened when absolutely nothing happened. (2/2)
TheBasementNerd
Hmmm. Cause I mean, I need some money....
IAmASillyGoose
breh, we can't all start trying this technique all at once, otherwise the idiots will catch on, you take the first and third week (1/2)
IAmASillyGoose
I will take the second and forth week, and we wont flood the markets
ThatSoundPeopleMakeWhenTheyStandUp
...pretty sure there is a 0% chance that will work for a dude.
TheBasementNerd
It's called "public domain internet images"
ThatSoundPeopleMakeWhenTheyStandUp
Catfishing and swindling people. That has to be pretty legal gray area.
TheBasementNerd
Actually I used to do drag and I was a really convincing girl. I mean I already have 10 matches so....
ThatSoundPeopleMakeWhenTheyStandUp
First of all, from looking at your profile, no you weren't. And second, I'm not impressed you've matched with 10 people with a fake picture
clayfordays
Paypal will give them back their money if its sent as a payment and they don't get anything for it.
supersalid
They paid $5 to "see what happens", and then they saw what happened (they were blocked). They received exactly what they were paying for.
clayfordays
That's not how it works. You have to actually provide something for the payment or Paypal will side with the buyer, period. Even if you -
clayfordays
provide whatever they bought and don't ship it tracked, sucks to be you say goodbye to your money. Paypal loves buyers.
TheBasementNerd
What if I sent them a nude?
supersalid
You may be right on company policies. I was thinking more from a legal viewpoint and I'm not fully aware of paypal's terms.
clayfordays
Yeah, legally, its probably fine. But this wouldn't fly on Paypal unless it was sent as friends & family (equivalent of a gift).
fadingtheory
So... where do I send my 5 dollars to?
OttarBigHandJohansen
Here's a start: https://youtu.be/43iv8Eo0rbQ
mattdubois
Paypal.me/mattdubois
youdontwantthesecards
I was going to send $10 to impress her but some asshole already did that. I'll send $15.
fadingtheory
Fuck you, asshat, I'm sending 20!
PinkProzac
No fighting boys, you can send it to me instead! Lol
fadingtheory
...No fucking way. What are the chances?
NationalGeographical
Omg, omg, omg, stay cool... *Cough* M'Lady, would thou liketh my hard earnt dollhairs?
PinkProzac
Oh wait, I didn't recognize the name! Hey!
dengarsdingus
Some thirsty bastard lost $10.
Wombatish
Name length is different, just same initials.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Sexy Flanders
UseYourAllusion
I like to think that he fell for it twice.
biggreencow
http://s.quickmeme.com/img/74/746b32b0db52103a99774ad0937261e876f3354b3b469402ff1bb8bc758ba3da.jpg
HerrBisch
People are missing the fact that one of the transactions was for $10, you weren't just assuming that the two CS's were the same person.
poopymcgee63
My roommates girlfriend does this and scores free food alot
TehButternaut
Well he spent twice as much and got fucked twice.
alexburgers
Not in the good way though.
TehButternaut
Type of fucking. And/or fucking in general was never mentioned.
TheWeirdGuyBehindYou
Like he's waiting for something extra special. "Double money double pussey"
leftshaark
LMAO
Beepity
Well, he's not wrong...2x0=0.
thecheckisinthemail
Gibbe da pusse boss
odraencoded
ButterflyHeimlich
Thats a birth defect i dont know if I could actually handle
TheMovieGalaxyQuest
Well you have TWO fists, right?
kodiak931155
You could pick her up like a bowling ball
sleveMcdicheal
Valj
Did I just watch someone die?
imhereforthefeetpics
Happened to a friend, who totally wasn't me. Like at all. So anyway it was me and I respect that hustle, a few bucks for a life lesson.
VenerableInheritance
Hahahah you dumbass
imhereforthefeetpics
Not even mad. If I had titties you'd catch my ass doing that alllll day.
iloveorangutans
So, like, what was the best case scenario in your mind?
Hamils
Feet pics.
whiskeysix086
Nudes
fbutt09
Male nudes? Dick pics?
Wombatish
Clearly feet.
Wombatish
I did not scroll quite enough, and have brought myself dishonor
imhereforthefeetpics
Best case, nudes. Worst case I was out a couple bucks... cheaper than dinner and a movie.
fbutt09
Well when you put it like that, how do I send $5?!
imhereforthefeetpics
PayPal or Amazon egift cards
fbutt09
Would they accept feet pics?
imgurianitarian
I feel like I've benefitted from you curiosity. As a previous tinder user and a female, you have made my day my retarded friend.
imhereforthefeetpics
I'm glad I made your day!
INowHaveAdditionalQuestions
I feel like even just for the sake of curiosity that it was worth it.
imhereforthefeetpics
Definitely
DickPicsForTitPics
Guys are retarded when sex is involved
GuyMcgoo
75% of the blood in our brain goes to our penis while erect
IPromiseIAmNotTheNSA
And who said they're guys? Or that OP is a girl?
DickPicsForTitPics
I'm not gonna say OP is definitely a girl, but the people giving the $5 are definitely guys
IPromiseIAmNotTheNSA
You're probably right, actually
OliverTBs
Truest statement I've heard in the longest time.
causality
It's well-documented that even being reminded women exist is enough to wreck male mental performance.
causality
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-interacting-with-woman-leave-man-cognitively-impaired/
Beepity
zhukoz
Kinky thigh boots ftw lol
ScreamedStableBoy
Only enough blood flow for one head...
Denturedog
We are animals
ChomskyWouldnt
BalfMalark
I arranged to meet a girl after I'd been out on a work night once. It was 5am, I'd been with her before but didnt really like her. 1/?
BalfMalark
But it was 5am and I was horny. We arranged to meet at 6am at her house (before I went to work). Thought to myself "This is surely not a 2/?
BalfMalark
good idea, so thought I'd clear my mind (knock one out). Mind cleared, went to sleep for a few hours and went to work as normal. 3/?
BalfMalark
Lesson here is to masturbate before making any decisions.
number1fridgey
Aw man I was looking forward to a crazy story, that was a shit ending
Catmaniac
Ur username sums it up
DickPicsForTitPics
Probably, but you'd be surprised at how many women enjoy seeing a good dick pic
Boopbeepbeep
Please don't send me any but I doubt I'd enjoy it.
DickPicsForTitPics
I only send it to people who ask. Don't worry
imgurianitarian
Who said sex was even involved? Guys are just retarded.
Azerai
As a guy I'm offended how accurate that is
thisiskissel
And girls exploit that trait for money making them...
WowSoSparkly
business-savvy.
thisiskissel
Boopbeepbeep
The possibility of something sexual is enough for some guys
flipismycat
As a guy, can confirm
DonGatelyAtEnnetHouseDrugAndAlcoholRecoveryHouse
There's a very good reason why most of the people you see in those "epic fail" videos are a bunch of guys who were just bored
Sledgewolf1
Not even implied
BigJulay
Jealous?
imgurianitarian
...Of?
DickPicsForTitPics
I wouldn't deny that
mmmpoundcake
... does your username actually work? O.o
DickPicsForTitPics
Sure does
mmmpoundcake
Seriously, good for you dude.
lilhvnter
We most certainly are
IAmAvocadoWhoHadSexWithAnotherAvocado
is*
YourLocalSnitch
You don't speak on my behalf! I'm retarded
GodDamLochNessMonster
if thats the case can I have about $3.50?
YourLocalSnitch
I'm retarded not blind, I'll give you $3.51
FartsSmellBad
On the one hand I hate scams, but this is clearly milking morons and doesn't promise anything so I'm ok with it.
SgtSafety70
Well isn't everyone who gets caught by a scam a moron? So its funny that old and disabled people get scammed because they're morons!
PerfectGifComment
ISuckedDickForBusFareAndWalked
If they're smart they can refund it from paypall and the receiver pays 15 dollars to make up for the fee. Ask any streamer who uses paypal.
PerfectGifComment
That's the point they're not smart.
ISuckedDickForBusFareAndWalked
You don't have to be smart to refund money. I hope.
Krakencrotch
But you have to be not an idiot. And that's where the problem lies, you see
Thunderbox666
I think it's ethically wrong to let sucker's keep their money
DerpyUserID
Moron milk must be delicious.
kepler20c
It is, because it can be exchanged for goods and services.
IAlwaysFavoriteFood
Well its costs $5, so it had better be
kodiak931155
Hey man. Its not a scam if your not misleading people!
FrecklesIRL
I'm so tempted to try this!
PillaPlease
Fight the urge to be a megacunt. I believe in you.
TrapsAreIllegal
This is against both Tinder and PP terms. If she takes any of this money and PP loses out, they will pursue her legally.
afriendofmine
What about PP terms forbids this? I'm curious enough to ask, but not enough to find out on my own
TrapsAreIllegal
PP has very lose wording regarding what they consider fraudulent activity. If enough of these people report (even a f&f payment). PP closes.
Parradox87
PPs whole site is fraudulent and is widely used for fraudulent stuff. better not use that shit.
flarflarf
Tinder doesn't care, PP won't care unless she's rakin in thousands.
clayfordays
If they sent it via "friends & family" its fine, but yeah if they send it as a payment and she delivers nothing they can open cases.
mrducker
But she did deliver. She delivered disappointment.
clayfordays
That's not how it works. Paypal will absolutely take the money back without a second thought.
mrducker
You must be fun at parties.
MessedUpAaron
God I wish I was a female sometimes.. If I faked being a girl and did this I'm sure I'd get in trouble if caught!
ActualTttony
I don't think anyone would embarrass themselves trying to get the 5 back. Like the dildo scam in Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels.
FernandoRumdebum
I've sold "used" knickers. I'm a dude.
shiyal
Identify as a girl and you are good to go. I think.
DownvotesAreFun
Ain't working without pussy.
shiyal
But did the original story verify before taking the $5?
DownvotesAreFun
Okay, that's a good point.
bobthebuilder6
You... you know you could pretend to be a girl right?
WardSharlow
If you're going to do this kinda thing, you gotta be completely honest, or you risk wire fraud charges.
TheBasementNerd
I have very convincing pictures of me as a girl. Like really convincing. Think I'll be ok using those because they are completely me?
DarthFutuza
Just say you identify as a girl.
MessedUpAaron
Fraud is the whole point!
Repost5tatistics
Actually in this case it's pretty much legal, there was no promise of anything at all, not even a hint at anything. 100% Legal probably.
MessedUpAaron
Noted