Mar 16, 2021 9:41 PM
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shinagami091
Kinda like how Kanye names his kid North to play off the last name, West. He’s such an ass
ihatepeasoup
I'm more of a "give them a regular name but spelled in a stupid fucking way" kinda guy
currst
Love the white text on a white backround
jnuty85
RDCworld is the best
OnCitas
Cash Money Mawk! ??
ASexualTyrannosaurus
Airwrecka is always one I've enjoyed. You'll also find plenty of Rihannas and Khaleesis here in Ireland unfortunately
stonebrood
can I get the video without the shitty crop
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Having worked data entry, some of the names I could say if it weren't for the NDA...
KripKnight
Grake Ouch
allenvasher3000
Just let the kid name it's self that is how we got Picabo Street
JinxRocks
Airwrecka
YouTubeRed
The light saturation is a bit extreme +1
pigoverthere
ForTheDumps
360 Oven has me in tears ???
buckeyegoddess
Working in customer service, I have seen some weird names. "Awesum Lee Dunn" from CA comes to mind.
basicisaac
Never forget Dr Marijuana Pepsi
As a rebuttal to those who say your name dictates your destiny. Look up her story.
ALittleKinkInYourThink
I knew a woman who named her daughter Chlamydia. She didn’t know what it was and thought it sounded pretty. Refused to change it later.
IloveHockey
liar
Methaqualone
Love RDCworld lol
Vortex153
FYI: It’s not a loop!! Watch it all the way through
cyclopsesnobody
I lost it when he dropped the baby lmao
viila
The light was shining too brightly so he had to shade his head.
codenametrixie
Twins, (pronounced phonetically) Le'Mongelo, and Orangelo. How do you spell those? L-E-M-O-N-J-E-L-L-O, & O-R-A-N-G-E-J-E-L-L-O. true story
ChurlishSunshine
Very, very, VERY old story. I heard it first about 10 years ago when my coworker swore they were students in his kid's class.
Yeah, that's interesting. It was over 25 years ago when I was a medic and my coworker delivered those twins.
stop lying you jerk off
breezermist
I work in a hospital and my fav-mom named the baby Tupac and dad didn't know. I said the name and he was like wait, what?? suuuuper awkward
taggat
Knew of a girl named "La-ah", pronounced Ladasha
LIAR
SButtholehorrors
Ngl I met a Fabreeze White, Max Anis (pronounced anus), Phillip Kuntz, Nancy Fagot & a man named Dookie Brown
I will never forget Dookie because I didn’t believe him. He showed me his license & his full name was Dookie Junebug Brown.
Nuggettt
One of my classmates parents nearly named them tucker, their last name started with dick, their dad said hell no and named them something
Else entirely lol, it was a funny convo
Knew a guy named Sven, named after a hockey player, but his parents didnt know how to spell it right so they spelled it Seven.
Eunoterp
lol...
Baelnorn
Some countries have laws about what you can name a child. America has basically none. Name your kids whatever weird shit you want. There's
nothing legally stopping you. Only objective morality.
This! I thought having laws about it was weird, but then you see what people try to name kids.
GerbilHereReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
Just like Elon Musk and his recent kid XYZ_2+2atAOL.com
darthstormer
The fact that the mother sounds like Michael Jackson, makes this funnier, for some reason.
UnruffledTruffle
Oh no my Blanket
Donk4donk
How could you make such a blanket accusation
SEAW1NG
Blanket. His name is Blanket..... Don't be ignorant.
TheDogEnd
I'm usually fine just reading the subtitles, but your comment made me go back and watch it again. I agree, it was funnier.
kickmyballsrealhard
Hee hee
Thatradarguy
Making a bay hee bee
kutison
Giv'em hot milk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oro15uws_4U
smirkinghighgardenwhore
My friend is currently fostering an infant who's name is Awnasty, pronounced honesty.
AfterlifeCrysis
Shady-nasty's?
thedevil
Shocker that a child who’s parents named them that not are currently the guardians of said child.
Sahraraqs
I read that as “awww nasty”
KPopGirlKimi
You know that kid is going to get roasted for their name in middle school. "Look here comes aww nasty"
So will every teacher
Exactly. They never even gave her a chance. Born addicted, given a questionable name and thrown into foster care.
GoldDragonHighLord2
Because that's how it would phonetically be pronounced
TheZommie
have a good life, febreze
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
iDontKnowAllYourSecrets
Take it fabrezy
AMR300
I mean sure you can be dumb, but you will never be dumb enough to call son X Æ A-12. That's tribute to Xanax, EA games and Lockhead A-12
CorrectMostOfTheTime
He gonna be called typo in class
asianmilkspray
Look, if your dad is a billionaire, you probably can get away with names like that. Anything else, just pick a normal name.
ToasterDent
I think that name is a tribute to the parents trippin balls
ThatsProbablyInMyBag
I figured that the ae was from Tool
That would at least be cool, and arguably more reasonable than, say, Hooker with a Penis (always +1 TOOL references)
Not a god damn thing surprises me after meeting Harry Assorgi. No matter how you annunciate that name it still comes out as Hairy Ass Orgy.
Its either his sister or his wife, or both, was named Mary Assorgi.
cookeewookee
How is this even pronounced???
whatIdontknowcouldfillawarehouse
Kyle. Weren't you even listening?
thelegendofthetwistednavigator
In school, it's not pronounced verbally, it's gesture based, and the gesture is "repeated punching"
CanadianPunster
Robert
PoppinLochNessHopster
I think Elon said "ash"
MechanicalRomance
Wasn't it Kyle?
jerrybrad
Sasha(12)
Thank you.
Flowerlady0
Isn't it pronounced Kyle or something?
Corrodias
It's pronounced "have you filled out your emancipation paperwork yet?"
sangriya
yeah
churlishblackcat
It’s Chad
Sasha 12
That's pronounced Kyle too
JonPoncho
No that was just a joke/meme
According to Grimes' Twitter, it's pronounced "X (as in the letter) A.I. (as in artificial intelligence), A-12 (as in.. the airplane..)"
And according to Musk on Joe Rogan's podcast the middle part is pronounced "Ash." Which begs the question of how the fuck they are not on ->
-> the same page with each other when it comes to their own child's name pronunciation.
lasciels
You think it’s just celebs…
s0ng8SpaceDog
Apple
thatsbadmmkay
To be fair, Fabrizio is an Italian name or some shit.
deathandtaxes1
bmwcrafters
There is at least one person walking around Texas who’s legal first name is “freedom”
BlackCatSerenade99900
Jaxtonne and Brantsley are some I've heard recently. Had a coworker once named Tequila (spelling and all). Think of the children!!
Sutashi
Met a lady named Clamydia. Her mom thought it was pretty & apparently no one told her.
EmeraldLight
I know of a Tigris Lilith because they wanted to call her Tiger Lily
HappyShark
Being a recruiter for a company for 6 months... names.org
Even with this sometimes it wouldn't help
NiftyGoblin
one of my little cousins friends names is 'Rainbow Lovesong' They all just call her 'Bow' ... or Beau I guess? I dont know.... but yeah
Qtpai
In grade school I had two friends named Daquiri and Haze.
DarthVadersBigBluePenguin
I have met a Cash Monay.
They have no cash, and negative monies.
Dumfk
I have a friend that named their kid Lucifer. They call him Luci... lol that kid will have an interesting life in south Texas.
I mean it is a pretty name, but yeah big oof
Freakayou
vikinglovechild
Lolz, worked with a dude that named his daughter Abcde, pronounced abb-ce-dee. I can't imagine a teacher doing roll call for A-B-C-D-E...
Funnyjunker
Yeah, we all saw that on the internet.
only90skidswillgetthis
That's not a terrible name.
He man, it's been years since I saw you, how's Abcde?
lying loser
ProfessionalPupperPetter
I met a girl named Princess Maria-Lynne once. The mother insisted we call her by her full name. But the girl says she goes by L.
That was just her first name too She had middle name with a hyphen as well.
TinySnek
I know someone who named their kids Tortoise, Tiger, Phoenix, and Dragon. The poor kids
I work with someone named dragon, they’re pretty chill
Met a kid w the name Tuff.
gummyyummybear
Neighbor's kid's name is Talon.
iDrinkDrano
Talon is gonna have a more interesting life than most of us
Laurpud
I saved a granddaughter from being named PatienceSky. Because that translates to "Please kick my ass at recess"
2graves
Either of those isn't a bad name at all, but why in the fuck together
With 2 capital letters. She got stuck with Sadie, which is better, but spelled wrong
plaidporcupine
My cousin named her daughter Midnite Rose. Like she's a damn cat.
eronth
At least she can go by 'Rose'
xHeroOfTimexx
Or Midna
sleepmask
The fact that she spelled it “midnite”
chillFlamingo
Could be worse to be honest. Fortnite Tulip.
A buddy of mine names “his” child river rose, then she got taken away along with her other siblings because their mom was a druggie
So is my buddy, didnt see ‘em for a few years and they turned crackhead like most kids i graduated with
My cousin mentioned was a druggie too, kids also taken. Midnite got adopted by my aunt and given a normal human name.
I havent heard much about rr since she was taken, hopefully shes in a much better home
RatchetTheWusky
I think that could be nice name
I agree, it does sound nice
OfficerURL
Sounds like a gamer tag lmao
Just straight up give your baby a username at birth.
Feralkyn
Fuck, I laughed hard.
And this precious cutie is DrAgOn_-_$layer775.
shinagami091
Kinda like how Kanye names his kid North to play off the last name, West. He’s such an ass
ihatepeasoup
I'm more of a "give them a regular name but spelled in a stupid fucking way" kinda guy
currst
Love the white text on a white backround
jnuty85
RDCworld is the best
OnCitas
Cash Money Mawk! ??
ASexualTyrannosaurus
Airwrecka is always one I've enjoyed. You'll also find plenty of Rihannas and Khaleesis here in Ireland unfortunately
stonebrood
can I get the video without the shitty crop
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Having worked data entry, some of the names I could say if it weren't for the NDA...
KripKnight
Grake Ouch
allenvasher3000
Just let the kid name it's self that is how we got Picabo Street
JinxRocks
Airwrecka
YouTubeRed
The light saturation is a bit extreme +1
pigoverthere
ForTheDumps
360 Oven has me in tears ???
buckeyegoddess
Working in customer service, I have seen some weird names. "Awesum Lee Dunn" from CA comes to mind.
basicisaac
Never forget Dr Marijuana Pepsi
basicisaac
As a rebuttal to those who say your name dictates your destiny. Look up her story.
ALittleKinkInYourThink
I knew a woman who named her daughter Chlamydia. She didn’t know what it was and thought it sounded pretty. Refused to change it later.
IloveHockey
liar
Methaqualone
Love RDCworld lol
Vortex153
FYI: It’s not a loop!! Watch it all the way through
cyclopsesnobody
I lost it when he dropped the baby lmao
viila
The light was shining too brightly so he had to shade his head.
codenametrixie
Twins, (pronounced phonetically) Le'Mongelo, and Orangelo. How do you spell those? L-E-M-O-N-J-E-L-L-O, & O-R-A-N-G-E-J-E-L-L-O. true story
ChurlishSunshine
Very, very, VERY old story. I heard it first about 10 years ago when my coworker swore they were students in his kid's class.
codenametrixie
Yeah, that's interesting. It was over 25 years ago when I was a medic and my coworker delivered those twins.
IloveHockey
stop lying you jerk off
breezermist
I work in a hospital and my fav-mom named the baby Tupac and dad didn't know. I said the name and he was like wait, what?? suuuuper awkward
taggat
Knew of a girl named "La-ah", pronounced Ladasha
IloveHockey
LIAR
SButtholehorrors
Ngl I met a Fabreeze White, Max Anis (pronounced anus), Phillip Kuntz, Nancy Fagot & a man named Dookie Brown
SButtholehorrors
I will never forget Dookie because I didn’t believe him. He showed me his license & his full name was Dookie Junebug Brown.
Nuggettt
One of my classmates parents nearly named them tucker, their last name started with dick, their dad said hell no and named them something
Nuggettt
Else entirely lol, it was a funny convo
SButtholehorrors
Knew a guy named Sven, named after a hockey player, but his parents didnt know how to spell it right so they spelled it Seven.
Eunoterp
lol...
Baelnorn
Some countries have laws about what you can name a child. America has basically none. Name your kids whatever weird shit you want. There's
Baelnorn
nothing legally stopping you. Only objective morality.
ALittleKinkInYourThink
This! I thought having laws about it was weird, but then you see what people try to name kids.
GerbilHereReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
Just like Elon Musk and his recent kid XYZ_2+2atAOL.com
darthstormer
The fact that the mother sounds like Michael Jackson, makes this funnier, for some reason.
UnruffledTruffle
Oh no my Blanket
Donk4donk
How could you make such a blanket accusation
SEAW1NG
Blanket. His name is Blanket..... Don't be ignorant.
TheDogEnd
I'm usually fine just reading the subtitles, but your comment made me go back and watch it again. I agree, it was funnier.
kickmyballsrealhard
Hee hee
Thatradarguy
Making a bay hee bee
kutison
Giv'em hot milk.
kutison
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oro15uws_4U
smirkinghighgardenwhore
My friend is currently fostering an infant who's name is Awnasty, pronounced honesty.
AfterlifeCrysis
Shady-nasty's?
thedevil
Shocker that a child who’s parents named them that not are currently the guardians of said child.
Sahraraqs
I read that as “awww nasty”
KPopGirlKimi
You know that kid is going to get roasted for their name in middle school. "Look here comes aww nasty"
shinagami091
So will every teacher
smirkinghighgardenwhore
Exactly. They never even gave her a chance. Born addicted, given a questionable name and thrown into foster care.
GoldDragonHighLord2
Because that's how it would phonetically be pronounced
TheZommie
have a good life, febreze
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
iDontKnowAllYourSecrets
Take it fabrezy
AMR300
I mean sure you can be dumb, but you will never be dumb enough to call son X Æ A-12. That's tribute to Xanax, EA games and Lockhead A-12
CorrectMostOfTheTime
He gonna be called typo in class
asianmilkspray
Look, if your dad is a billionaire, you probably can get away with names like that. Anything else, just pick a normal name.
ToasterDent
I think that name is a tribute to the parents trippin balls
ThatsProbablyInMyBag
I figured that the ae was from Tool
pigoverthere
That would at least be cool, and arguably more reasonable than, say, Hooker with a Penis (always +1 TOOL references)
SButtholehorrors
Not a god damn thing surprises me after meeting Harry Assorgi. No matter how you annunciate that name it still comes out as Hairy Ass Orgy.
SButtholehorrors
Its either his sister or his wife, or both, was named Mary Assorgi.
cookeewookee
How is this even pronounced???
whatIdontknowcouldfillawarehouse
Kyle. Weren't you even listening?
thelegendofthetwistednavigator
In school, it's not pronounced verbally, it's gesture based, and the gesture is "repeated punching"
CanadianPunster
Robert
PoppinLochNessHopster
I think Elon said "ash"
MechanicalRomance
Wasn't it Kyle?
jerrybrad
Sasha(12)
cookeewookee
Thank you.
Flowerlady0
Isn't it pronounced Kyle or something?
Corrodias
It's pronounced "have you filled out your emancipation paperwork yet?"
sangriya
yeah
churlishblackcat
It’s Chad
jerrybrad
Sasha 12
whatIdontknowcouldfillawarehouse
That's pronounced Kyle too
JonPoncho
No that was just a joke/meme
JonPoncho
According to Grimes' Twitter, it's pronounced "X (as in the letter) A.I. (as in artificial intelligence), A-12 (as in.. the airplane..)"
JonPoncho
And according to Musk on Joe Rogan's podcast the middle part is pronounced "Ash." Which begs the question of how the fuck they are not on ->
JonPoncho
-> the same page with each other when it comes to their own child's name pronunciation.
lasciels
You think it’s just celebs…
s0ng8SpaceDog
Apple
thatsbadmmkay
To be fair, Fabrizio is an Italian name or some shit.
deathandtaxes1
bmwcrafters
There is at least one person walking around Texas who’s legal first name is “freedom”
BlackCatSerenade99900
Jaxtonne and Brantsley are some I've heard recently. Had a coworker once named Tequila (spelling and all). Think of the children!!
Sutashi
Met a lady named Clamydia. Her mom thought it was pretty & apparently no one told her.
EmeraldLight
I know of a Tigris Lilith because they wanted to call her Tiger Lily
HappyShark
Being a recruiter for a company for 6 months... names.org
HappyShark
Even with this sometimes it wouldn't help
NiftyGoblin
one of my little cousins friends names is 'Rainbow Lovesong' They all just call her 'Bow' ... or Beau I guess? I dont know.... but yeah
Qtpai
In grade school I had two friends named Daquiri and Haze.
DarthVadersBigBluePenguin
I have met a Cash Monay.
DarthVadersBigBluePenguin
They have no cash, and negative monies.
Dumfk
I have a friend that named their kid Lucifer. They call him Luci... lol that kid will have an interesting life in south Texas.
Nuggettt
I mean it is a pretty name, but yeah big oof
Freakayou
vikinglovechild
Lolz, worked with a dude that named his daughter Abcde, pronounced abb-ce-dee. I can't imagine a teacher doing roll call for A-B-C-D-E...
Funnyjunker
Yeah, we all saw that on the internet.
only90skidswillgetthis
That's not a terrible name.
vikinglovechild
He man, it's been years since I saw you, how's Abcde?
IloveHockey
lying loser
ProfessionalPupperPetter
I met a girl named Princess Maria-Lynne once. The mother insisted we call her by her full name. But the girl says she goes by L.
ProfessionalPupperPetter
That was just her first name too She had middle name with a hyphen as well.
TinySnek
I know someone who named their kids Tortoise, Tiger, Phoenix, and Dragon. The poor kids
Nuggettt
I work with someone named dragon, they’re pretty chill
Sutashi
Met a kid w the name Tuff.
gummyyummybear
Neighbor's kid's name is Talon.
iDrinkDrano
Talon is gonna have a more interesting life than most of us
Laurpud
I saved a granddaughter from being named PatienceSky. Because that translates to "Please kick my ass at recess"
ALittleKinkInYourThink
2graves
Either of those isn't a bad name at all, but why in the fuck together
Laurpud
With 2 capital letters. She got stuck with Sadie, which is better, but spelled wrong
plaidporcupine
My cousin named her daughter Midnite Rose. Like she's a damn cat.
eronth
At least she can go by 'Rose'
xHeroOfTimexx
Or Midna
sleepmask
The fact that she spelled it “midnite”
chillFlamingo
Could be worse to be honest. Fortnite Tulip.
Nuggettt
A buddy of mine names “his” child river rose, then she got taken away along with her other siblings because their mom was a druggie
Nuggettt
So is my buddy, didnt see ‘em for a few years and they turned crackhead like most kids i graduated with
plaidporcupine
My cousin mentioned was a druggie too, kids also taken. Midnite got adopted by my aunt and given a normal human name.
Nuggettt
I havent heard much about rr since she was taken, hopefully shes in a much better home
RatchetTheWusky
I think that could be nice name
Laurpud
I agree, it does sound nice
OfficerURL
Sounds like a gamer tag lmao
eronth
Just straight up give your baby a username at birth.
Feralkyn
Fuck, I laughed hard.
darthstormer
And this precious cutie is DrAgOn_-_$layer775.