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Jan 6, 2017 6:24 AM
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innorway
evolutioninaction
Not funny..
LewdDidILiveEvilIDidDwel
For a moment I thought it was a weird bong
TheBluthStairCar
TheOneAndOnlyAlmightyLoaf
istealkillls
Mom reflexes
GorgeousGen
How hard I laughed at this tells me I should probably never have kids.
CircleCat
You and me both!
sovietfedor
Ha! Classic.
Thelandfill
Poor baby girl. She will be ok tho, mine fell down 2 stair cases. NP
nuk3master
That kid is using a spoon to drink dirt
quitbeingafaggotandsuckthatdick
They were trying to save the baby from consuming any more warm diarrhea tea
CasuallyMasturbatingInPublic
Please tell me you're joking.
quitbeingafaggotandsuckthatdick
Ive never had a baby, but im pretty sure you dont fees them diarrhea through a straw. Lol of course im joking :)
GorgeousGen
The fact that if can somehow go through a straw makes it worse.
Poisonpellet
the straw actually blocks all the gunk so you only get the liquid. I've had yerba mate before, its basically like wicked strong tea
JJDeuce
I thought that kid was hitting a bowl before he got hit in the face
CaptainGay
Weak mom reflexes are weak
circlelurker
ARE YOU FUCKIN SORRY!?
youngcleanheir
Maté and football : Argentina summed up in one gif.
CasuallyMasturbatingInPublic
You forgot the awesome food, Peronism, and the ugly society. Source: Argie here.
tresciudades
Puede ser por casi todo... pero dentro de argentina hay muchas sociedades diferentes... la de Buenos Aires, si puede ser... ugly society.
rookiefdb
eating poop?
IntergalaticBungusExplorerandRubberCheerioEnthusiast
Holy fucking shit!
poolshark333
Nice Header! Did she score??
hazelnuts4peace
is that mud?
awi84
As a father of a child about that same age, my heart breaks like a little bitch watching this.
chileandude
Argentina or Uruguay?
Lesbiandez
Beat me to the punch!
rocchi3roll
Brazil maybe, we have those too.
MissPeltUsername
Paraguay
puppyflips
I'm gay? Uruguay!
FredGreen182
Argentina definitely, that bottle of water is not from Uruguay
Shotgunlast
Has to be Argentina, did you see that header?
HeadlessNorseman
holycrapwhy
Thought that kid was hitting a bong for a sec 420 blaze it ball face
UpvoteNazi
Tried to expect the unexpected and wasn't even close. Hahahaha
BirdPersonandMorty
I was looking for a frisbee haha
clholl10
I was expecting the baby to like spit but it be like a super rad spit that went all far in shit. I was wrong
SafetyIsOn
-99% of users rn
TheAmbiguityShows
Are this rap?
Kappalicious
SexPiss
CasuallyMasturbatingInPublic
Fucking hell, we have to go through this in every post where Mate is there. Mate (mah-tay) is an Argentinian/Uruguayan infusion similar 1)
CasuallyMasturbatingInPublic
to tea, which is what the kid is drinking. No, it's not pot, and no, it's not dirt, it's a completely normal and traditional drink. 2)
IHateCarpets
Is so fucking tiring!!
TheRicM
But it has a bunch of caffeine. I don't think a kid that young should be drinking it
CasuallyMasturbatingInPublic
He's not actively drinking Mate, his father is just getting him to try it. It's something most parents do too.
TheRicM
But it looks like he's actively drinking mate. Plus babies have like way less weight than adults, not sure if that's good for the baby
TheRicM
They start them off that young? Like at a baby age?
BoredInYorkPa
It's a mate drink, great for cooling down in the heat. Think of it like drinking Gatorade but more natural
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Do you want a drink mate
thisplaceisnotforyou
It's a hot drink similar to tea, so probably not good in the heat. And there's enough caffeine to keep an elephant wired, not like gatorade.
DrZhivalgo
It's also great for restarting a heart that's stopped beating.
CasuallyMasturbatingInPublic
Tereré is better for the heat IMO. Hot, almost boiling water infused in yerba isn't exactly my choice of beverage in a hot day.
TheRicM
Isn't that caffeinated? Is it ok to be giving to such a young baby?
ParaMachina
The answer is no.
polkadotmonkey
OK, forget the broken face. Is that kid drinking dirt?
JimNeverHasASecondCupOfCoffeeAtHome
pesto*
dimensquare
It's called Mate, it's kind of like tea, the metal straw called bombilla has a filter so you don't drink the goo
Epoona
i thought it was pesto...
BRAD666
Eat shit and die
Geewhizdude
Yerba Mate, it's a very strong highly caffeinated tea drank throughout South America. A baby shouldn't be drinking it but ehhhh...
ButterPoachedLobsterKnuckles
Looks like butt mud
polkadotmonkey
Dammit, I just saw repost stat saying I missed this 6.4 and 18.1 weeks ago. What a slacker I am.
barbarianbryan
Get rekt
rulitoo
It's mate (argentinian tradicional drink), it's made of yerba mate (the leaf) and hot water. Not an stimulant and it have like half the(1/2)
rulitoo
Caffeine than a coffe grain. (2/2)
IHateCarpets
Idk why you were downvoted. As argentinian can confirm
wangliussethethird
I legit thought it was weed.
itspronouncedsatine
Same here
siler7
One- it's green. Two- dirt is a solid, so you can't drink it. Thre*soccerballinyourface*
Barkers87
This is definitely a repost because I remember a similar comment thread where we established it's full of caffeine and not suitable for kids
Artisticsumo
yep, lots of caffine
iwould
And other stimulants as far as I know.
nonIONizing
I think it's Mate (mah-tay). Seems like something you wouldn't give a baby though. I thought it was a stimulant.
CosmicallyMicrowaved
Lmao its just tea, used to drink it all the time as a kid it doesn’t actually harm children
CasuallyMasturbatingInPublic
It is a really common drink in Argentina and Uruguay, and it wouldn't be odd to give it to a baby to try.
abundantbadgers
Don't worry, pretty sure that ball to the face was a tranquilizer so it balances out.
somegoodGarmonbozia
Full of caffeine.
NameNotFoundException
Mating is indeed very stimulating.
NameNotFoundException
And you're right, shouldn't be done with children or babies.
ilovemynami
It has an extremely high amount of caffeine
ghbar
Yeah looks low mate to me. It's got caffeine comparable to coffee. Probably not good for a baby, but just a taste is probably fine.
GorgeousGen
No way. That baby would have a fucking heart attack.
Kounetsu
It's pretty common down here to give it t everything with a pulse.
thisiswhathappenslarrywhenyoufindastrangerinthealps
Pretty sure it Yerba mate, and yes it's really fucking weird it's drinking it. But the baby got a good dose of reality
SemperFiZero
Never underestimate stupid parents.
nonIONizing
THAT'S what I was thinking, but for all the world that's a Mate cup and it looks like that's what's in it.
KilxDJ
Guess the ball to the face will stop the effects of stimulant? Life works in mysterious ways.
TheRicM
Looks like a hell of a lot of Mate too. Shits all thick and everything
gostoso666
Erva mate, just a tea. Tastes like grass juice. Dunno if its ok for kids. Getting smacked in the face definitely isn't
ILoveBabyBats
Definitely loaded full of caffeine.
TheRicM
It has caffeine
WackTheHorld
Your mom has caffeine.
CasuallyMasturbatingInPublic
Yerba* mate
gostoso666
Erva mate is the Portuguese spelling. Brasil was where I've had it.
CasuallyMasturbatingInPublic
Oh. Nevermind then.
Jennyogi78
Yerba mate. It's not actually a tea. It's an herbal stimulant though. Probably not great for babies. Neither soccer balls to the face.
iwould
It's not from the tea plant but when you mix leaves with hot water you make tea. Herbal tea is still tea just it's not tea botanically
Miramooke
It's tisane technically.
iwould
The more ya know!
Jennyogi78
Yes. Thank you. Source: certified tea expert from the Asian Institute of America. *pushes up glasses.