"Fuck me dead it's legit"

Apr 14, 2018 11:23 PM

galouw

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Let us not forget this unexpected drive home

“Fuck me dead” is going to be my new “Fuck me sideways”

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the U.S. they would have arrested, booked, thrown him in the drunk tank and fucked up the next year or two of his life with fines.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cops would fare a lot better with people if when they did find someone drunk, they just took them home instead of searching and jailing them

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As a grad from cardiff uni this is lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Pres Poosay”

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This could be a shrine to white privilege.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good guys cops!

8 years ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 2

I'm betting they're Canadian.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

"the police" didn't capitalise the 'h' - real solid detective work there...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this the Canadian Police or something?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good guy officers

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 3

If someone said that I'd ask for the picture before giving the house address...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All the friends who responded with 85 are owed a round of drinks.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

unless he actually lives at 86

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

google images ->cop selfie

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't see the friend (Cameron) in the pic too. Could be any ol' pic of an officer.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Legend police!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like how his nickname was changed to "Such a VIP he needs a police escort"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL being a cop requires you to have perfect grammar, according to that person's logic. Wat.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Apr 15, 2018 5:53 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Nazis*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People assume professionals can't make mistakes. People will assume a screenshot of a support ticket is fake if it has a typo. Ppl are dumb.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And now your address is everywhere, have fun!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Can you even begin to guess how many Woodville Roads there are in the country?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They mention the police station in the text. Easy to figure out the city.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Near to that police station? One. There is one, in Cardiff, Wales.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THESE GUYS ARE AMAZING

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do they type like retards?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Fuck me dead it's legit"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Such a VIP he has a Police escort"

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Why has no one pointed this out! Did the police change it or him?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hell of a coincidence otherwise.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This can't be the United States.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

cameron looks pretty white

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sooo, white people aren’t exclusive to the US, and apparently dude lives in NZ...where there are a lot of white people.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

cop pic shows it to be either UK, NZ or Australia based on the vest of the cop.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I live in the states and took this ride a couple of times. I’m not saying all US police are saints, but don’t believe everything you read.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Australia

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Damn "the police didn't capitalise the h" wow almost like they're real human beings indeed spooky stuff

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I know what a silly comment. "Sir you failed your perfect grammar test, obviously we can't allow you into the force"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

people assume any mistake means someone can't possibly be a professional. People are dumb.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"And 'the police' didn't capitalise the h on he" Good job, Sherlock, you got me. I'm actually a rapist. Because that's how that works.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What country is this? In USA the police typically just shoot you out of fear and undertraining...

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 57

HEY! HEY! calm down there sport, that's only if you are blac-ahem "African American".

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Judging my grainy photo of uniform id say a commonwealth cop for sure.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"fuck me dead" makes me think either Australia, NZ or the UK. Possibly Canada.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Can’t be Canada for one they didn’t say sorry. Two they didn’t say Aye. And for three this conversation is too vulgar

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Cardiff, UK

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ignorance is bliss.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some white kid?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is either Australia or the UK. Either way not the US. makes sense.

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 3

the guy who tweeted it is in cardiff.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Based on top comment saying they lived near him, and going through his comments, he’s in Nz

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

the guy who tweeted it is in cradiff

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cardiff

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah mate he's definitely in UK, that's the student area for Cardiff uni. Source: I'm from Cardiff uni ahah

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Fuck me dead it's legit" must have been highly amusing to the police

8 years ago | Likes 2477 Dislikes 5

Haha. This doesn't surprise me. I lived in cathays when I was in uni.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bored nice cops are some of the funniest people on the planet

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

She's hot for the police

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Australia it's "fuck me dad it's legit" lmao

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

How does an Aussie know his sisters on the rag?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Well? How?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We’re not all from Tasmania, mate

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I heard they replied with "Please don't do that, it's either a murder charge or necrophilia."

8 years ago | Likes 387 Dislikes 0

I heard you shouldn't hide your own genius

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dick so good they die.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

or both

8 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

FUCK THEM ALL TO DEATH!!!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

then fuck them again back to life! then back to death!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

What is a "pres poosay"?

8 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 3

"President Pussy" I think. Seems like an appropriate need for a good friend.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That’s the group chat name

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Pussy president? I wonder if it's any relation to pussay patrol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rje8Cppj-VM

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The name of their group chat, seen at the top of each window.

8 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

dude's name. Or at least that dude's name for the this dude they're talking about. Like it says at the top of the screenshots.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 16

Name of the group chat. Pres - getting drunk at home before you go out to save money. Poosay - group of friends.

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

what language is this

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Personally, I need so much more information to understand how this makes sense

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

pre-drinks (pre's), posse (poosay). they can't bloody spell.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Pre’s meaning pre-drinks, drinks before you go out. And Poosay meaning posse, like a group of people.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Maybe an American equivalent would be “pre-game squad.” Apparently “pre’s” refers to pregaming, and poosay is a misspelling of “posse,” 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

meaning their group of friends. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Cameron lives 22 minutes away from me

8 years ago | Likes 996 Dislikes 4

From a thousand of kilometers :D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is he one of the singles in my area that wants to meet me? It says he's within 25km...

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It would be a 16 hour plane ride and however long it takes to swim from the airport.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My money is on you so far friendo

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't forget to thanks your friendly neighborhood officers at Cathays station

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

13 mins. What do I win?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cameron lives 34 minutes away from me

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CPFC!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go tell him he's internet famous

8 years ago | Likes 365 Dislikes 1

Quietly, though.

8 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 1

Bring him something for the hangover.

8 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 1

This was march 18...

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

You don't think he only drinks once do you?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a helluva hangover.

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

2015?

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Cameron lives five minutes away from me.

8 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 2

So do you live 17 minutes away from me? Or 27 minutes?

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Depends if you prefer Wigan pies or Blackpool rock.

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Well, they are both great in their own right. I live in New Zealand though.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

then you dont live 22 minutes from cameron. the guy who tweeted it lives in cardiff uk

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, I live in England. This is a predicament.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0