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Mar 12, 2022 11:56 PM
dickblack12
136753
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redbeard512
50k is 50k
Orangicus
I recycle the offer and submit it to the person that hates me most in the world. I don't tell them about me receiving the $100k.
PedroPaisan
Of course I would. I avoid seeing that prick no matter how nice his clothes are or how new his car is
MacDofGlasgow
I'd feel like I was spending $50k to give someone no change in life. Would rather we both get a big payday.
BigFatFailureTurtle
Even if I hated someone poor, I'm improving my life at the cost of what, improving theirs? No loss I can see.
YeeticusOfTheTribeYeet
The person I hate is an asshole regardless of income.
Clarysage
Yes, the people I hate most in the world are so rich they wouldn't even notice anyway.
jic313
This mf’er spittin
allthenamesaregone
I don't hate myself, but I suspec t the person I do hate wouldn't even notice an extra 100k. So yes.
magicrhombus
I mean Putin would use the 100k to hire extra mercenaries to kill more Ukrainians, so maybe not?
NewGeekyWorkshop
That was my thought exactly
WehWehWeh
I can't think of anyone I actually hate, it'd probably just go to some billionaire who wouldn't even notice it so sure
cactuskid1956
But I would never know who, there are so many
kaliedoscopicfrenzy
How many times can I mash that button?
Bizarkly
You know who I hate more than *anybody*? People who make offers like this...
battery1979
But what if the person you hate most in the world isn't who you think it is, or you've managed to let go of all your hate?
Foxhack
So if the person I hate the most is dead, does that mean I can dig up the money from their grave?
RevenantLord
I want to know who I hate the most?
rossonerinho
yes, then I'd report him for tax evasion.
enheru
I don't even know who would get the money. There are people I dislike, but I don't really rank them by level of dislike.
adrianontherocks
The meme specifies hate and I really can’t think of anyone that my dislike for is strong enough to be considered ‘hatred’.
FiveShiftOne
I mean I definitely have one person I hate on a personal level, but as far as people I most wish would die... a LOT of people could get 100k
HorrorOfBiblion
It’d be my aunt. She’s a money grubbing cunt. She wished her brothers dead so she could inherit more. Fucking monster scum. I loathe her.
HorrorOfBiblion
One of those brothers didn’t see 2 more years after she said it. Late found pancreatic cancer. He was the nicest person of all his siblings.
HorrorOfBiblion
And I say that with my mom being in the mix. Even she agrees that Uncle Jim was the nicest person in her family. He deserved more life.
JaceTiger
Everyone I hate is dead (through no fault of my own: old age, cancer, and poor life choices) so I have no idea who would get the money
42underscores
What are the chances you would then inherit the money?
JaceTiger
Depends on who. Virtually zero percent. But the ones likely to inherit the money, I'm cool with. They're decent ppl.
Nonna2
I don't really hate anyone though. The older I get the less I hold grudges. It becomes easier to let the garbage take itself out.
imabigasstree
All the people i hate most wouldn't even notice an extra 100k. The only people i truly hate are oligarchs.
Trelis
Putin wouldn't even notice 100k added to his billions.
birdloverlovesbirds
As long as its not the snail
fantasypeddler
I completely misunderstood him as murdering the person he hated and taking their money rather than him hating himself. R.I.P.
MissIWasntItching
For the person I hate most in the world, 100k wouldn't mean anything. Meanwhile, I can do good with 50k
vaginapower
How many rubles is $100,000?
KaptenN
Does the "person you hate the most" have to be someone you know? Because I'm sure it's some millionaire anyway, like Trump or Putin.
MassiveKy
Oh definitely my fiance would love the 100k
ShaunDreclin
There isn't really anybody in my life that I hate because I cut those people out of it and forget they exist
Groostav
Who here has a clear picture for “person I hate the most”? Should I be glad I don’t?
JesaraB
There are certain things that can happen to you that can lock in that answer with certainty and you don't want anyone else to have that.
blumpk1npie
Genuinely it's probably me. There are some at work who are up there.
Groostav
I mean I guess trump getting another 100k is obnoxious
StillNotYouTube
I do, and yes, you should be glad that you don't even know who it would be.
morethan3words
Also, what kind of a psycho would effectively pay $50k just to make sure someone else doesn't get $100k?
LordDenmark
Government
DawnofAzazel
Clearly you've never hated someone.
TinyHandEnergy
Republicans
OneLetter
*cries in US Healthcare system that will never change because “sOmE pEoPlE wIlL pAy LeSs ThAn Me” so they’d rather pay triple*
seehemewe
Also student loan forgiveness
NotAPervert
I would. The person I hate most is a legitimately bad person / pedo, would be hugely enabled by winning 100k
Chimaeraxxxxx
Republicans. Every day with lobbyists
moodytravesty
Republicans?
HomoSumHumaniAMeNihilAlienumPuto
The kind that fears what the worst person they know could do to them with $100K.
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
If a the worst person you know will be affected by 100k then you aren't being observant enough
StillNotYouTube
Congrats on having mostly decent people in your life.
TripleDane
Seem like he idea of reps not wanting universal healthcare.
eetsumkaus
I mean if the person you hate would use that $100K for evil then you bet I would give up that $50K
badatediting
Republicans trying to own the libs
itsthevoiceman
Union busters
AllisDashChalmersWasAnInsideJob
You have literally just described marketing in a capitalist economic model...
HodleCanuk
Haven't met a conservative before eh?
Helixninja333
Because the CEO doesn't need another $100k on top of what they already make.
BishlamekGurpgork
Yeah, but that's more than what someone else doesn't need, it's about what you'd hurt yourself to take away from them.
Helixninja333
No hurting myself here: I go find another job that does siphon off 2/3 of the total cash generated by my work.
BishlamekGurpgork
If you're not losing anything, then we're not talking about the same premise. The "Do not collect $50,000 premise.
BishlamekGurpgork
And, you know, if that job is out there . . . you don't need to turn down $50K to pursue that other job.
Fluffuffkin
Finnish people
leeian44101
Pretty much every corporation…
Toursandlores
Have you met Kevin Chung?
HeyOP
Would you forgo 50k in order to deprive, say, a terrorist organization of 100k more in financial resources?
HodleCanuk
I would take the 50k in a millisecond. This is Earth. Get a helmet.
zvae
absolutely not? I need it more than they do.
GhostsofAcid
I got a job for you, PM me for more info. /s
vengfish
Someone with an ex wife who already took everything
sydneyAVDE
You’re not “paying 50”, you’re “not taking 50”.
Rockychunk88
Please tell me the difference. Effectively, it's exactly the same.
wildpackoffamilydogs
A lot of poor white people in america apparently. Not directly, of course, but in how they vote.
MarkySpaceMagnet
My ex
icommentwithsteveharvey
macdjord
As a friend of mine once said, a distressing number of Americans will gladly consent to living on a mattress under a 1/3
macdjord
bridge, roasting pigeons on a coat hanger over a fire for food, as long as you promise them that the guy under the 2/3
macdjord
next bridge won't event get the mattress or the coat hanger. 3/3
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
icommentwithsteveharvey
Beat me to it
InfocalypseRising
You'd be surprised. There's a "spite threshold" where people will hamstring themselves just to make sure someone else doesn't benefit.
sbzleon
People who retire in FL
TheAngryMarineBiologist
I believe that's called Conservatism these days
Chouilste
Like people who don’t want universal healthcare ?
confanity
See also: pretty much everything that every kind of bigot has ever done when giving in to their bigotry.
RobertTheBruise
Sure, it sounds like it would be bad for you, but it's the only way to own the libs.
Brookimus741
I knew a guy who had a buy one get one coupon for Burger King. He asked all of his coworkers that he rode with, that if they were going to
Brookimus741
Order this burger anyway, if they would use the coupon so he could get a burger for free. Everyone refused.
CleverGroom
This is one of my least favorite cognitive biases. This is the kind of shit that keeps us yoked to scarcity when we could choose abundance.
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
Looking at a whole group of people right now.
kickmyballsrealhard
I believe we’re thinking the exact same people
BishlamekGurpgork
I suspect many republicans and democrats right now would pay cash money if it was to the detriment of specific politicians.
sVAMP
You're literally describing what lobbying and campaign contributions are here
SonderingStrike
The Dutch.
tankerofquetzals
It's less spite than a sense of justice. People will refuse offers perceived to be grossly unfair, even if they'd still benefit.
stonedlikeicheckedoutmedusa
Kids exhibit this behavior as early as 4! They’ll sacrifice benefits for themselves in favor of “justice” against siblings/classmates.
tankerofquetzals
so that others do not get to benefit either from that appalling behaviour. It's actually societally good to punish it.
DevonGronka
Actually, that's the calculus that most of us make when it comes down to it. If we both lose but you lose more, I am in a better position1/2
DevonGronka
relative to you, so that is the action I am likely to take. If we both gain but you gain more, I have lost status relative to you. 2/3
DevonGronka
Basically when it comes to inter-group relations, that's the way we tend to behave. Which really sucks. Particularly because it is very 3/4
DevonGronka
easy to get people to start forming in-groups and out-groups. So people end up working against their own interests all the time because 4/5
DevonGronka
it will hurt other people more than it hurts them. The world sucks.