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So freaking true.
#funny #memes #movies_and tv #netflix
Jul 28, 2018 2:45 PM
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#funny #memes #movies_and tv #netflix
MrStealUrMemes
I usually have like 1 piece of popcorn and spent the rest of the movie trying to get it out of my teeth
makesense
Alamo Drafthouse Cinema. Bottomless popcorn. No need to leave your seat.
VanyaliMalthinae
And you have a physical need to eat constantly during the whole movie? I finish my snack about half an hour in and then just sit and watch..
mysteriousasthedarksideofthemooooon
Always go for the refillable option!
Freakyfrek
Change that to sour patch kids and we are talking.
Snowcean
Well, thank you. At least you don't make any while chewing pop corn during the movie.
Mithi
I managed ONCE to have popcorn left at the beginning of the film. It was "Saving Private Ryan" and the opening made sure the popcorn [1]
Mithi
remained uneaten. [2]
neonoptic
Unless it's a very small thing of popcorn, if you eat it before the movie starts, you have a problem somewhere.
blueboytoo
For me it's more about the drink than the popcorn. I generally wont finish the popcorn but all that damn salt has me acting like a sponge.
Jcb630
I never buy popcorn anymore, I just take a bottle of water in with me, I have come to realise how annoying other people eating are so I dont
Kittybitters
I usually get nachos and burgers at mine. I go to the movies like twice a year, I’ll eat like a king.
Imhonestlypartying
This post dead ass made me want to go to see Jurassic World today. So I did. It was pretty decent. Thanks @OP
groovebot3000
I often want the taste of movie theater popcorn but not pay $10+ for a snack, so I usually get the kids snack pack... making this too real.
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
Star Wars: Ep. II my sister DROPPED THE POPCORN WHEN THE SHIP BLEW UP AT THE BEGINNING AND WE HAD A GIANT BUCKET OF IT STILL UPSET
grassomer
That’s just the commercials for me
kylania
Just get the Large bucket with free refills.
LarryTesler
Food shouldn't come in a “bucket”, we're not going to horses.
hamfrozensolid
An easy 6000 calories.
LittlemissEm
But then you've eaten an entire bucket of popcorn
LiquidSodium
No way in hell I'm stepping out of a movie for any period of time unless it sucks
arkthan
I send my kid for the refill so i dont miss any of the movie.
WitzyDitzy
I eat far more popcorn during trailers than the actual movie. So finish bucket during trailers, refill, enjoy second helping during movie.
BettyVeronica
Can't make snacks last if you don't buy snacks in the first place, 20$ for a drink and popcorn, no thx.
JarJarDrinks
Am I the only one who sees no need to eat during movies?
TheShusher
Did you know is physically impossible to not drop at least 1 piece of popcorn?
TotallyNotTheNSAGuys
I just lick them out of the box like a fucking animal.
insanitywolfismysaneside
Me too. Keeps the hands clean though
trikster528
You say that as if it's a bad thing.
insanitywolfismysaneside
Not at all. I say it with pride lol
Clevernameneeded
jghaverty8888
every... god... damn... time!!!!
Crebain
I tried different popcorn serving sizes. Turns out it doesn't matter how. Much popcorn I have, it will be gone before the start of the movie
wafflechops85
Get two popcorn buckets. One for trailers...one for movie! Simples!
Nightcaste
Someone works for AMC
agentarcher
Droppin' dat C-note at da movies.
Revokingthesealofquality
Yeah but I don't want to take out a mortgage just to see a movie.
pyrrhlis
Then stop being poor smh
sarahsaurroar
As kids, my cousin Ian would ALWAYS finish the entire tub of popcorn before the movie even started and have to go back for more.
SatansGrandSon
We all do that sometimes, I remember when I did that and immediately went to buy another one just before the movie started
Shadow3397
That’s why I get the large popcorn and soda, you get 1 free refill on both at the theater near me. Plus I can share with my boyfriend.
SatansGrandSon
Fair point, but I usually go alone........and large usually makes me very full
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
dang you have a very slow metabolism.... i try NOT to eat or drink anything when i go to the movies.
Znayx
I'm confused. Slow? You mean a fast metabolism, that burns through food quickly?
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
Eating fast does not equal fast metabolism. He said he got up to get another NOT he got up to take and deuce.
SatansGrandSon
Slow???? I think you mean a fast metabolism
TheGeeB
Yea, shits expensive. Every once in awhile I’ll get something to share.
Ilikemylampslit
Are you a bird? If I eat I usually shit next day, not in the next two hours. Not the case with drinks of course
speedwave
But there are theatres that offer free refills.
Leithoa
It's 'free' cause they charge you $20 for something that costs them $0.50
speedwave
Would you rather spend another $20?
Sionas
I ate so much popcorn I vomited. Too much butter by itself makes my stomach a sad Boi.
ghostrobbie
What the fuck
Sionas
I mean I easily solved it by not eating only popcorn
Waistedspace
I've never finished a bag of popcorn at a theater.
TheEmperorOfMankind40000
I always get to the last quarter of the bad and then it becomes inedible. No reason. Just dont want to eat it anymore.
DrHotdogs
But that’s how you impress a lady my comrade, always finish. Then once you get home use those newly buttered lips to impress her again.
ghostrobbie
You mean salt-cracked?
YeHu0101
You single?
Foxsayy
If I hear you munching and chewing the ENTIRE MOVIE...I’d rather you finish it early
Amythyst
I barely touch it during the movie.
YouThinkThatsBad
I once touched it during the movie and got kicked out
thezookeeper
Amateur
TheLastSpaceman
Once the buttered ones are done, what's the point?
cow042
I finish the large but never want to get up to get the "free" refill
RemainsspacebarUnknown
ive finished both my snacks and drink before the movie even started.
DoctorDeegan
Me too until my husband started rationing my popcorn.
Bstone1
Dehydration from the salt is the limiting factor.
denimdenis
Plus as far as I know we get the sensation of being ‘full’ after 20 mins of eating, so by the time the movie starts appetite is gone
simplyshiny
Me neither...not even the small bags!
CptRobotNinja
My capacity aint what it used to be but I used to polish off two full tubs at a movie
Domehammer
Have to get that free refill.
Ilikeitwhenyoucallmebigpapa
I don't think I have either. Once I've destroyed the butter/salt layer I usually lose interest.
bigbootybigfoot
The theater near me is self serve with the fake butter on tap....
Ilikeitwhenyoucallmebigpapa
Yea but then you gotta get up and no one likes that.
whatdoesminesay
Straw through the middle, adjust as needed for coverage all around.
zamkowicz
As a European: ...........butter?
DBSOempathy
That’s why you ask them to fill it halfway and dump butter on it. Then continue the filling.
Ilikeitwhenyoucallmebigpapa
Still run out of the 'good stuff' eventually. Even if you shake it.
xy172
I always tell them to layer it and they typically do it in 3 to four layer gets good coverage
TheGriffin
Layer that bitch
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
To shorten the experience just ask them to layer it.
RickFromEarthC137
Bags are easy. Buckets are the challenge. You have to be disciplined to not drink all the soda before finishing the popcorn and not drink to
SpicyMonkey
Buckets...This is a size available? And how big is this bucket approx?
DavidBrooker
Ive also never finished a soda at a theater. Although my theater has beer and wine and I fucking polish those
RickFromEarthC137
o fast or you have to pee during the movie.
ShitSpeckledMuppetFart
Funny thing it’s usually the soda I don’t end up finishing at a movie for me, but the popcorn is empty.
godcixelsyd
Buckets and drinks have refills at my theatre. I go through 3 of each.
Roland4343
Me too. Followed by the ritual puke after the movie. Corn don't agree with me but I CANT HELP MYSELF!
Deadmanwalkn
But then you have to leave the movie...
WhatAboutReefer
I get a free refill when I wait for a really dark scene and pee in my cup. Then I'll drink all of that because pee makes you thirsty.
imgurscommontater
Are you saying you drink your own pee?
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godcixelsyd
I've been told I carry it well.
pruner
Read that musically and it was beautiful
marcosis9000
Man, I got to were a diaper if I drink that much
godcixelsyd
You piss while getting the refill
NoChute
I get the kids deal. It comes with popcorn, candy, and a small drink. Just enough food and not enough drink to have to leave to pee.
NateintheNorth
I suffer from the Urination Issue™ so much so that I purposefully didn't drink anything for two hours before Star Wars and Avengers.
simplyshiny
frequent pee-er here, too! my friends now know to always put me on the end of the row.
YouThinkThatsBad
I hate going to the movies and I think it’s because I associate it with the paranoid feeling of “do I have to pee yet?” the entire time
farmgirl67
And you probably can’t relax cause you’re wondering when you’re gonna need to pee. That’s me...
YouThinkThatsBad
Yup exactly. It’s all I can think about. “Do I have to pee? No, not yet... wait, is that having to pee?”