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RoboCritter
#16 ahh yes, don't forget to decorate the traditional Christmas skeleton
TheBelcherKids
The22ndDoctor
Okay. Everybody is getting gift cards this year, and they are all getting wrapped in "Let It Snow" wrapping paper.
Skrai
Le tits now*
daguq
"Please stop."
IndecisiveSlacker
ImgursLibertarian
You Lost roy, go home.
DFairbanks
You had me at Bell shaped bells
xXCutieMomokoXx
My mom loved this candle cookie cutter until my dad said it looked like a kid holding his dick. She's still pissed cause she can't unsee it
TrashPandito
Don't tell me #11 wasn't intentional.
UsernameAttempted
#11 wasn't intentional.
WokeenFenix
Stuebydoo
Oh man! You've just reminded me I need to smuggle my Velociraptor into my mother's nativity scene
MrsKumakitsu
#11 So what Christmas decoration are the dick napkins supposed to be?
JumpDownAndSaySomeGayShitIIIIIIMMMMMMGAAAAAYYYY
Just dick napkins
shiftingillusion
Candles, maybe? Just a guess though
tzxAzrael
"festive holiday dick napkins"... do you not celebrate your season with festive holiday dick place settings?
MrsKumakitsu
I think I need to start!
naddacop
It's actually just how the person's grandma always decorates for Christmas. Or that's what the person who originally uploaded it said
IsaacClark1996
http://www.oneclassymotha.com/2013/06/04/tips-for-tuesday-a-napkin-folding-tutorial-perfect-for-a-bachelorette-party-wink-wink/
IsaacClark1996
They are supposed to be dicks I guess
BrierFeliks
I want to know
positveenergyandalaugh
I believe they are supposed to be dicks. I would love a seat at that table.
AB23Awesome
You're asking the real questions.
Famoustoupeesfor200
I would like some fuckering lights. Maybe that'll keep the squirrels out of my bird feeders.
Theroxb
They all knew. Every single one
Slattefors
Some of these were on purpose, im sure of it!
fatflatfish
#14 was a display in brighton UK. there were rude lights and secret messages throughout. there are videos on youtube if you want to see them
CaeJay
Dunno, thought #16 was pretty natural looking.
SendLewdss
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Meeces
The butt plug one is. http://www.france24.com/en/20141017-us-artist-erects-giant-green-butt-plug-paris-france-art
nonCanadianGoose
#11 is a well know restaurant gag #17 knew that they were doing #13 is a little genius
pugdogg55
I feel like #17 was a happy accident rather than planned
CaffeineManic
#6, #10, #18, #22.
IllegalDuckling
rinoz225
and the napkins in the glass too
alsoAzrael
I'm guessing "jump for joy" was as well.
zagibu
You think the decorated skeleton was an honest mistake?
Marikhen
Sure it was. Uncle Bob's always been kinda skinny, and slothful. It's an honest mistake to not realize he burned alive last Christmas.
Nyquilforsleepytime
OMFG the price for #6
ModernStalking
I think the price is in Swedish Krona, so about 8 dollars for a pedo Santa.
aproduce
Most of these were on purpose...
alpacasaurusrex
Something tells me half of these knew exactly what hey were doing. Well played Christmas Trolls, well played.
dizz131
ahhhhtomzilla
#10 was good. Very good.
Skrayful
Is it just me or does SkeletorSanta look he is gonna be giving out lap dances rather than presents?
UnderTheStairs4PrivetDriveLittleWhingingSurrey
I think that outhouse one is pretty clever.
AWittyUsernameBecauseTheOneIWantedWasTaken
+1 for Bukake angel.
albinoALPACA
Yeah. And #17 was a subtle "send nudes"
rudejohn
Subtle?
YourSelfMan
dsrd24
Favorite new pet name.
Zelkon527
Radix865
moonskittle
If you mean #28, its supposed to be saint Lucy. Still funny tho
UnreasonablyImprudentPerson
I gotta feeling that the people behind all of these designs know exactly what they are doing and how it’s gonna turn out
PlatypusPlatypus
I see #20 every time I close my eyes, ever since... the incident...
CyberShardik
Holy shit, #16 is so terrifying!
MattyAss
21 was just a butt plug, nothing festive about it. The French call it "art"
mds308
But I found the money shot.
JrSketches
Company I work for made that, it's part of a series that's in the office.
MattyAss
I thought someone popped it
JrSketches
They did, yea, but the clay models are on display #pluglife
JrSketches
https://imgur.com/o7hXb4X
69Voltage
I don’t decorate for Xmas but if I had these, I’d gladly display them all for the season
FilthyRapscallions
I get a kick out of the street full of light up dicks.
OrionthecatAttack
Le Tits Now for $500 Trebeck
CaptainCapacitorr
What sound does a dog make. Ruff, like ur mother likes it trabek
Fragatron3000
Dammit. Foolish of me to think I’d make that comment first
ZeeCountOfMonteCristo
"Anal Bum Covers" for $600, Trebeck.
FlyingCrow91
FiliBFOS
Nice :)
Skrai
I was going to see this comment +1
FatForYou
That was the comment last time I saw that image
ZeeCountOfMonteCristo
I'll take "The Rapists" for $1000
ItWasTheOneArmedMan
I'll take anal bum cover for $400!
FlyingCrow91
Shuck it, Trebek.
cattywumpus
I have that wrapping paper. I giggle just thinking about it.
The22ndDoctor
Where'd you get it? Or, can you scan an 8*11 cutting of it? Then everyone could just print out what they need.
cattywumpus
It was at Wallgreens a few years ago. I only use it on small gifts where i can make it say Tits Now
joedirty1
missojennie
MothsHaveFeelingsToo
TheSeanConnery
That's what your mother said last night!
ItsMeMello7
I forget the punchline, but your mother's a whore.
ZanarkandAbes
I'll takd The Penis Mighter for $200.
invisibulman
I'll take TheRapists for $400.
assholecasserole
Are you selling penis mightiers?
ImWearingLadiesUnderwear
Whore Ads
Zaranthan
If that thing works you're sitting on a gold mine!
FrogBotherer
But will it mighty my penis?!
DrSharkbite
KaJuN
It just keeps getting better
babystraightjacket
Omg!!! I've never seen that one! Perfect
goddessofgreen
#22 McCafe spreading cheeks not cheer wtf?
Brightlinger
They're mittens. The hands are drawn in.
EveryonesDad
MVP. I thought that was part of the design.
goddessofgreen
Oh. Still. Merry Christmas!
Wanderingmaniac
At least one of these are on purpose.
CanadianFurr
Well you're not wrong...
tzxAzrael
quite a few more than one, but yes, definitely at least one.
whosagoodboy92
the dick napkins obviously were
Ialwaysupvotewinston
so was the bleeding reindeer one
pinecone
What they even have to do with christmas? I didn't find anything other on them than just being dick napkins.
Wanderingmaniac
Probably Christmas dinner?
pinecone
Maybe :D but still, just because it's on Christmas dinner table, does not make it Christmas decoration
IllegalDuckling
Some people might associate dicks with christmas because of what they usually do on it.
whosagoodboy92
true could also be a bachelor(ette) party in a conservative community
Wanderingmaniac
True.