27 Slightly unlucky Christmas decorations

Dec 14, 2017 3:53 PM

JesseJansen

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#16 ahh yes, don't forget to decorate the traditional Christmas skeleton

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Okay. Everybody is getting gift cards this year, and they are all getting wrapped in "Let It Snow" wrapping paper.

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Le tits now*

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"Please stop."

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You Lost roy, go home.

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You had me at Bell shaped bells

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My mom loved this candle cookie cutter until my dad said it looked like a kid holding his dick. She's still pissed cause she can't unsee it

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Don't tell me #11 wasn't intentional.

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#11 wasn't intentional.

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Oh man! You've just reminded me I need to smuggle my Velociraptor into my mother's nativity scene

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#11 So what Christmas decoration are the dick napkins supposed to be?

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Just dick napkins

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Candles, maybe? Just a guess though

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"festive holiday dick napkins"... do you not celebrate your season with festive holiday dick place settings?

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I think I need to start!

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It's actually just how the person's grandma always decorates for Christmas. Or that's what the person who originally uploaded it said

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I want to know

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I believe they are supposed to be dicks. I would love a seat at that table.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're asking the real questions.

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I would like some fuckering lights. Maybe that'll keep the squirrels out of my bird feeders.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They all knew. Every single one

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Some of these were on purpose, im sure of it!

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#14 was a display in brighton UK. there were rude lights and secret messages throughout. there are videos on youtube if you want to see them

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Dunno, thought #16 was pretty natural looking.

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Most

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#11 is a well know restaurant gag #17 knew that they were doing #13 is a little genius

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I feel like #17 was a happy accident rather than planned

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#6, #10, #18, #22.

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and the napkins in the glass too

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I'm guessing "jump for joy" was as well.

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You think the decorated skeleton was an honest mistake?

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Sure it was. Uncle Bob's always been kinda skinny, and slothful. It's an honest mistake to not realize he burned alive last Christmas.

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OMFG the price for #6

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I think the price is in Swedish Krona, so about 8 dollars for a pedo Santa.

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Most of these were on purpose...

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Something tells me half of these knew exactly what hey were doing. Well played Christmas Trolls, well played.

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#10 was good. Very good.

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Is it just me or does SkeletorSanta look he is gonna be giving out lap dances rather than presents?

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I think that outhouse one is pretty clever.

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+1 for Bukake angel.

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Yeah. And #17 was a subtle "send nudes"

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Subtle?

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Favorite new pet name.

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If you mean #28, its supposed to be saint Lucy. Still funny tho

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I gotta feeling that the people behind all of these designs know exactly what they are doing and how it’s gonna turn out

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I see #20 every time I close my eyes, ever since... the incident...

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Holy shit, #16 is so terrifying!

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21 was just a butt plug, nothing festive about it. The French call it "art"

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But I found the money shot.

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Company I work for made that, it's part of a series that's in the office.

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I thought someone popped it

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They did, yea, but the clay models are on display #pluglife

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I don’t decorate for Xmas but if I had these, I’d gladly display them all for the season

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I get a kick out of the street full of light up dicks.

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Le Tits Now for $500 Trebeck

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What sound does a dog make. Ruff, like ur mother likes it trabek

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Dammit. Foolish of me to think I’d make that comment first

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"Anal Bum Covers" for $600, Trebeck.

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Nice :)

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I was going to see this comment +1

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That was the comment last time I saw that image

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I'll take "The Rapists" for $1000

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I'll take anal bum cover for $400!

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Shuck it, Trebek.

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I have that wrapping paper. I giggle just thinking about it.

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Where'd you get it? Or, can you scan an 8*11 cutting of it? Then everyone could just print out what they need.

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It was at Wallgreens a few years ago. I only use it on small gifts where i can make it say Tits Now

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That's what your mother said last night!

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I forget the punchline, but your mother's a whore.

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I'll takd The Penis Mighter for $200.

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I'll take TheRapists for $400.

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Are you selling penis mightiers?

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Whore Ads

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If that thing works you're sitting on a gold mine!

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But will it mighty my penis?!

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It just keeps getting better

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Omg!!! I've never seen that one! Perfect

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#22 McCafe spreading cheeks not cheer wtf?

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They're mittens. The hands are drawn in.

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MVP. I thought that was part of the design.

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Oh. Still. Merry Christmas!

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At least one of these are on purpose.

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Well you're not wrong...

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quite a few more than one, but yes, definitely at least one.

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the dick napkins obviously were

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so was the bleeding reindeer one

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What they even have to do with christmas? I didn't find anything other on them than just being dick napkins.

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Probably Christmas dinner?

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Maybe :D but still, just because it's on Christmas dinner table, does not make it Christmas decoration

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Some people might associate dicks with christmas because of what they usually do on it.

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true could also be a bachelor(ette) party in a conservative community

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True.

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