Redcandycan
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So i saw this gif of a crab
And i thought i needed to spice it up a little
Jun 16, 2014 12:03 PM
Redcandycan
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mindlessselfindulgence
FOR NARNIAA!
CobraHands
The Crabs are going to War!
mindolluin
Forward, to Minas Tirith!
Thronen
Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!
TheDirtGrub
Tonight WE FIGHT!!
VegetarianTitan
FORTH, EORLINGAS!
brandopolaf
i imaging him clanking his claws & giving an epic speech about the Net people and how they will fight bravely and die with each other Ect.
fartharder
Onward, noble steed!
SenatorWiggles
RunesOfPastMemory
Need to be battling a lobster with a battle ax
OlJimCalloway
Seriously, this is fucking top.
comradejeagan
CRAB BATTLE!
MPinky
DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!
witsd
Big crabs have little crabs, on their backs to nip 'em. Little crabs have smaller crabs and so ad infinitum.
RebeccaDillon
Drive me closer I want to hit them with my sword!
melikiebouncy
Crab ppl crab ppl
DidaChikDumaChum
Taste like crab, talk like people.
bca360
Crab ppl crab ppl
heatherfab
Reminds me of the rise of the machines.
DrBirthdayBoy
Sir.. your crabs have swords.. you have 6 months.
Kneef
DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD.
SL4pthePANCAKES
Glory for the first man to die, charge!
Redcandycan
This is all i have to say:
unspaghetti
You get two! :-)
DropItLikeItsLukeWarm
Well said.
qussow
kilroyishere
"TO WAR!!!" -crab
diegodiaz328
Crab people, crab people, taste like crab, talks like people.
LiterallyYourMom
I knew gay people would never do this to their own kind!
Tastelikecrabtalklikepeople
For a thousand years our kind have lived beneath the earths crust
Gerbergirth
Carb people!
rebel9
By the power of bread and pastaaaaaa!!!!
TasslehoffBurrfoot
dem carbs...
woahgold
Spice it up with some Old Bay.
TheLeastInterestingNameEver
Sounds like what people say after sleeping with Paris Hilton or Charlie Sheen.
peterpanisavampire
I saw it and thought Bran and Hodor.
Salpinus
Now read "The swarm" by Frank Schätzing and think of them as just crabs marching to our doom...
CanadianEngineer
Hodor
Dezmo
cry havoc, and let slip the crabs of war.
Evil804
and who eats crabs? ORIENTALS!!!
Radiumbreon
That particular crab of war will call you back after his bath.
scrawnydingo
"Forsooth, for I have forsaken my goat skin contraceptive and now my taint doth burn."
Hujijiwatchi
CRY HAVOC! +1 for the gamers hands of fate
iDrawStuff
*Crustaceans of Conflict.
LetMeGramSchmidtOnYourChest
reminded me of one of the Worms 3D battlecries
Seanalanmorris
Was better in the original Klingon.
Isolden
This
qussow
To glory!
OhLenny
"Whatever farm animal of war, Lana"
IeatBussy
Archer reference +1
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Release the Crabken!
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
Tell your mom she can have her fucking crabs back.
melindarae
Shakespeare, ftw. +1
IrisRising
holy fucking shit I was just watching the Archer episode when he said it almost at the same time I read this holy siht
HeyFreckleFace
Goddammit. +1
KillingTheJoke1
There's a cream for that
itrepresentsthedualityofman
the game of thrones theme is playing in my head now
catfacemcgee
Dinklage, Peter Dinklage
misteremjay
With me now! Now!
melikiebouncy
Penis penis penis penis penis
Zaydax
I can hear it too Majestic.
NotAKorean
Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener..
AwkwardKyle
qussow
ChaoticSquid
Civ V in a nutshell
tiberiuswhythecrapcantweuseunderscoresxxvii
Commissar Dan's fcking insane
Chokehold
Wow. This was the first image I saved off of /b/ when I first went there some 6-7 years ago. +1 for personal nostalgia, thank you!
AwkwardKyle
It was one of my first too. I jumped ship on /b/ years ago for other boards.
finninthejakesuit
Fantastic
jesusisherelookbusy
https://mlpforums.com/uploads/monthly_10_2012/post-7348-0-56620300-1349765272.jpg
Labinnac
Your false Emperor is DEAD.
jesusisherelookbusy
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1365/94/1365947605697.png
ninmonkey
and then
jesusisherelookbusy
Suddenly http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view8/4672731/warhammer-40k-space-marine-o.gif
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
Add in him shooting a random soldier in the back and that would explain everything about Warhammer 40k Commissars.
Labinnac
I love how in season 6 it wasn't easier to kill a tank than one single character.
Labinnac
*WAS easier* WAS.. Tanks were like flimsy aluminum cans in season 6
mann0311
Dude as a nid player it was the only thing keeping me sane against space marines
Labinnac
You're telling me been a Nid player for all of my 40k life since I was 13. Going to make a chaos army now, they are screwing nid players
JinxMagiga
unless it's Cain,he'd just run away before his men did
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
But he'd make it look like he was reluctant about leaving while he did it :)
althanan
Or unless it's Gaunt, who'd take a bullet for his men for the nth time.
JinxMagiga
Or Yarrick,he'd be too busy charging into (and straight through) his enemies
althanan
(Then getting his arm ripped off by one of them)
cloverfield69
are we totally going to ignore the size of that motherfucking crab , top-right !!! he seems to be bulldozing his way forward ....
jRam90
Yes, yes we are. Let little crabby shine toight!
LegendOfTheDeadCruiser
Ignore? No man, it has my mouth running waters. Damn that looks delicious!
ThatOneMusicGuy
this reminds me of attack on titan
InfiniteSynapse
That's not a crab. That's a freaking kaiju.
TheRicM
That? Oh, that's just Bob, don't mind him, he just had his growth spurt last year. Probably will be playing junior varsity next year.
NinjasStoleMyMama
There is like 3 War of the Worlds monster crabs here.
Freaking scary.
carrickbender5150
Its a stone crab. His name is dixie....dixie normous!!!!!(say it out loud, much funnier)
ArniePye
Crab the Mighty
WilliamHuskerAdama
They can get pretty big:
MistakenGenetials
That crab is the AT-AT of Crabs...
MisterPresident
It looks like a frog with crab legs
shakespeareanwheelies
I always think it funny when one just runs over all the others like there rocks.
unclemachete
That's The Mountain
Fnnennenninn
Look top left. There's a Half-Life 2 enemy in amonst those crabs.
ninmonkey
Why does everyone bring incest into it
MundaneFacts
that crab isn't that big... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_spider_crab
JustAl
War of the Worlds-Crab style.
iHaveDoneNothingButTeleportBreadFor3Days
It's the long-dreaded legend, Giant Enemy Crab!
MrBananaBeak
Urgot!
FallenJester
That's no crab... that's an Ultralisk
JayKaySC
I always upvote starcraft
CaptainHanderpants
"We require more vesssssspene gas."
Arulas
Needs more chitinous plating
ninmonkey
Not enough vespeane gass
ninmonkey
ugh spelling