That didn’t take long

Jul 12, 2024 10:32 PM

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hold up

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Happy Birthday Harrison Ford.

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Wanna bet?

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What's that from?

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Key and Peel broke my brain, and I can't think of Sam as anything other than Black Falcon.

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What happened to his sleeves?

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His lower half changed to the classic Han Solo look

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But sure as hell they'll be in a franchise past its peak.

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The actor gets paid for their work. It's out of their control whether or not the work makes the studio money. Michael Caine, Clint Eastwood, and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all spoken at length about the importance of keeping working no matter the quality of the final product.

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Captain of the Millineum Falcon? You mean Rey Skywalker?

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Why did he change clothes between lines?

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he's just that good of an actor

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I think it's a Photoshop. It's meant to look like he is wearing the Han Solo jacket.

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Ohhhhh

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So, what are peoples bets for the post credit scene? If not seen within the film, mine are:
1) Red She Hulk Betty Ross
2) Thunderbolts teaser
3) "Welcome to White House, Senator Dell Rusk"

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But which version of Thunderbolts? The villains pretending to be heroes, the villains pretending to be heroes that decide that they actually like being heroes, the Suicide Squad knockoff, or any of the dozen other versions?

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The one we already had previewed almost over a year ago at this point. Bucky, Zemo and probably USAgent plus some new faces with familiar names. Hopefully Moonstone/Meteor as well. I don't think we'd get a suicide squad version because that was the one led by Luke Cage wasn't it, and I don't think they're quite ready to really work out how the Netflix stuff 100% fits into the MCU yet.

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The third one would be amaze-balls.

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Like, they've never used Red Skull really outside of the first Cap film, and sure MCU usually kills it's villains, but in Schmidt's case they went out of their way to leave the door open and... the payoff? He's red skeletor acting as crypt keeper for the Soul Stone... wut!? That can't be it!

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Yeah I guess that's true, they never will be Lando Calrissian

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Lando system

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The flip of a switch. "Acting" indeed.

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Or Chewbaacaa.

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Or Rey…No even I can’t it say it a joke

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But lando isn't, they had a change of command 😂

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Oh that's right, I forgot, Chewbacca became captain after that my bad

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But he flew Solo.

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Any captain who gambles away his ship...is no captain.

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He tried to cheat, though, he wasn't really gambling.

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So... he's meant to be a recast Thunderbolt Ross right? AKA the man who in the MCU had the fucking audacity to ram through the Sokovia accords decrying superpowers without oversight after being the person largely responsible for the Harlem massacre after pumping Emil Blonsky up to the gills with failed super-soldier serum creating the Abomination and forcing Banner, after FINALLY curing himself to have to almost immiediately relapse.

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I bet in the MCU any gov’t fuckery is now handwaved as “that was a Skrull.”

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Yes, the actor that had been portraying Ross passed away.

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Succinct.

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WTF is an Aluminium Falcon?

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they also made adverts for the force unleashed games https://youtu.be/jkhOXw9bk6Y

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I think you mean Aluminum Mallard.

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Greetings fellow old nerd!

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You’re braver than I thought

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what your new gal says when she sees a pic of your ex.

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...and when she's in the mood for anal:

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Padamame? Pandabear? ...oh shit he's crying

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I... i love you too

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I dunno. Coleslaw I guess. I'm not going to even eat it.

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