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At this point I'm torn between him being a compulsive liar or him playing up these ridiculous stories to distract from worst crap the GOP are doing.
Source: https://youtu.be/0WklqotSPgg
shinagami091
He’s a habitual liar. Lies about things even though he doesn’t need to lie about them.
Shade169
can we just claim he doesnt exist - like everyone just pretends we cant see or hear him...like that twilight zone episode
LincLoud
This is either an elaborate prank or he was cursed by a witch. How can one human lie so frequently with such odd inconsistency
scoutMoonDiver
Or it could be both.
MouseKeyboard
He must have some psychological problem, these lies are utterly pointless
5NoteHalf
There's literally something wrong with this man. I'm not being insulting or disparaging. He needs help.
agreeablebug69
Also, why make this claim? It is notably one of the biggest broadway failures. Only on for like a month, including previews
Frothington
Apparently you can make this shit up.
MagnorCriol
I was gonna say, making shit up is the entire point of the problem here.
DarkRedCape
Hey, show some damn respect won’t you? Don’t you know he drowned on the Titanic before it went down, and STILL made it to New York!
RocMage
Copperbrat
I read that one last night and legit thought it was a joke. Wait, he really claimed he produced that? What in the hell?
herostarwind
This is part of the tactic of filling the airwaves with noise. We are watching fascism take hold
ilovedogknots
Is this man incapable of telling the truth
HoneyBadgersAreBadAsses
you misspelled republicans
Gestalt7
A literal useful idiot for the GOP
boyRenaissance
Also, that show is considered one of the greatest failures on broadway in recent memory… sooo
IsolatedAsshole
Right? It's such a weird one to claim to have produced.
GraemeDynard
I commented "Trump Santos 2024" on a TikTok video and a ton of conservatives liked it. They couldn't care less.
IsolatedAsshole
They see the word "Trump" and just start salivating.
fuelpergallon
He has no interest in what the gop is doing. His survival is the dumb luck of McCarthy needing his vote more than he needs self respect .
APassingPlasticBag
That. this, what you said. They don’t care what type of person fills the majority seats, as long as they are filled by an R
heywoodjabme
That and the fact that Mcarthy’s need for self respect is apparently zero.
Fargus57
Exactly. McCarthy trying to give Santos committee assignments is more than enough proof of that.
tentaclefriendly
Totally compulsive liar
AeonQuasars
I'm surprised he still have donors. The only he can have are bribers, and they don't care what he say, only that he vote for what they want.
bilgetea
Look, compulsive lying worked well for the last guy.
ztygs
It's honestly seemingly working fine for this guy too.
morninggloryshade777
This one's crazier than Trump...and that's sayin' something.
DontDoWhatDonaldDontDoes
Compulsive liar? Perfect for the GOP
LegendaryGarf
Next to be elected - Baron Munchausen!!
HoneyBadgersAreBadAsses
ifIScreamIntoTheVoid
For those who've never experienced it, there are people who are literally incapable of telling the truth.
ifIScreamIntoTheVoid
And they believe every lie the moment they say it. Completely disconnected from reality.
UnattendedDeviant
Flodos
It's like radio jamming, but for Truth. Tell so much BS so nakedly that people give up trying to figure out what's actually real.
Flodos
Bonus point: the left needs to put in more effort to debunk a lie than the right needs to produce it. It's attrition warfare of our energy.
brandoncombs1
At this point the funniest thing would be to gaslight him and have his real former employers and schools deny any associations.
Willowknowsall
Waffle house employees deny him ever being cool enough to be a fry cook
folded13
Or have people start corroborating his lies, and then extending them. "Loved working for the guy. Shame about his body odor problems."
brandoncombs1
He was doing 12 hour days in Depends for his anal seepage problem. You try getting fully clean after a day like that, then do it every day
strugglesnuggler
If it was actually someone who cared about keeping up the lie corroborating and upping the ante would be fun.
TomBrokaw
Love it: Harvard says he let them patent 50 things he invented in the 3 years he took to get his PhD, Boeing gives credit for inventing 797
atomfixes101
NASA selects him as most qualified applicant for trip to mars and finally yeets him into space
laner7112000
Ireplywithgifsandjpegs
AtleastIvegotthatgoingforme0
But, he said that he shot down the Chinese spy balloon.
GravyEducation
FishieStardust
I wonder what it'd be like if Joe Pesci and Danny DeVito went head to head lawyer style
Odincdaj522004
My Other Cousin Louie. I would watch the fuck out of that.
Uselesstoy
I think he's taking a tactic outta Trumps playbook.. If they wanna look at my lies.. Tell an obvious 1000 more.. Look! Im owning the 1).
Uselesstoy
Libs! It's driving them nuts and making them tear their hair out and cry! So ignore my lies cuz its only to distract dummy lib's.
ADegenFromUpcountry
Hopefully he’s another one-term wonder like wheelchair guy, whose name I can’t even remember anymore
Copperbrat
Animorphs
Madison Cawthorne I think. True we got rid of him but Bobert and MTG are still here. :(
IWasGoingToMakeEspresso
Boebert and MTG haven’t blabbed about the GOP coke orgies. I’m guessing they weren’t invited.
zHurk777
It would be normal to wonder if this guy wants to be removed. but then trump got over 70million votes, so normal is out the window.
cabalin
I think he’s planning to seek the Republican Presidential nomination. Sexual deviant, pathological liar, criminal. He’s got it all
yeahhedugit
He's already served about 4% of his term. Let's keep it under 10%.
Bubbells
That guy was a picture of republican values, Santos is the same but can walk
freckledkink
The only thing that got him out was the wearing lingerie orgy. Or telling about it. Something like that
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
I think he fucked his cousin or something?
freckledkink
That, too. It all came out at once. I don't exactly remember the sequence of events, but he did or said something the Rs didn't like and it
freckledkink
Snowballed fast