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imullofmachine
Glorious. These are my favorite kind of jokes
DinoRexChris12753
dad jokes, dad jokes all around
TheS4ndm4n
I think your wife/GF may be pregnant. You should check.
zsevern
I don't get it...
proracing53
frankbrodie
#11 I wouldn't jump to conclusions that all nuns are virgins. 'Celibate mobile..' would be a better term. If not actually funny.
Commandershepard13
These...these aren't jokes. These are puns!
ngdrew92
+1
Rifneno
This is some JD-from-Scrubs shit right here.
Terella
Cthulhuhoop is the best username I ever saw.
Pirsquar
Right?!
Harrytizzle
A
Blimjoe
totally lost my shit at the fish in the tank
Rageguy1
Does that dwarf look like Peter Dinklage or is it just me?
notArobot1
DannyDoggo
What is red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Kryalis
I don't get the first one. I'm assuming there's a drink called the grasshopper which I've never heard of.
ShitsNGiggelz
Exactly.
oldninjaman
legthief
What did the cauliflower bank robber say to the broccoli getaway driver? - "Floret."
IHaveAboringLifeYouThinkYoursIsMoreBoringButYoursCantBeatMine
#13 who dat?
Badsequence
These are reading over 9000 on the Dad Joke-O-Meter and are hilarious to boot.
akaFLAMEGiRL
The Dad is strong in these jokes.
ImissLOST
I don't get the last one, please help
SPECTREagent
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_in_the_room
ImissLOST
Oh yes! The ol elephant in the room! Thanks, went right over my head!
EarthTourist
im a huge metal fan - had me lol'ing
ZebraCockSandwich
personally the elephant in the room on always gets me pretty good.
mangochamp
Can someone explain that last one
Morgoth117
Don't mention the elephant in the room. Like don't let the cat out of the bag type thing.
SnakeBiteScares
Not the best analogy, basically an elephant in the room is something obvious that nobody actually mentions out loud
Morgoth117
Exactly that's the point
FebruaryRose
Need these for when I get the 'tell a joke' block in Truth or Dare Jenga. Jokes only come to me at inappropriate times :/ thanks @OP
Balenar
Truth or dare Jenga?
FebruaryRose
I'd recommend it, it's awesome.
FleeseekstheMeeseeks
Djmachale1
SafetyAdvocate
thedroidyourelookinfor
ThePhDJ
JeepersMedia
pablopicscatcho
Somehow I started reading in Sean Connery's voice midway through a sentence.
gerthzilla
Might have been the giant picshure of em
SecondSince
It's mandatory.
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Schomehow I shtarted reading in Shean Connereh'sh voish midway through a schentensh.
VoidofStatic
If only it was the first image..
Balenar
may i have the perfect puzzle for me?
TheWorseJuan
Fuck you trebek your mothers a whore
ElecTech
I'll take Anal Bum Cover for 500.
Badsequence
I'll take Swords for 400 or The Penis Mightier for 1000.