liamlee247
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When I updoot and they don't do it back :c
thisjustwontdo
Oh I love this man
themesoviet
Cant stop laughing
daizzey
I used to hate him,I thought he was a dick for dick's sake, but after watching Kitchen Nightmares he's a God for not murdering anyone.
lukas9356
Wanna know why its called hells kitchen? Cuz everybody gets burned
bloxman
I love the dudes attitude
DorianPineda
Part 2 PART 2
liamlee247
IM WORKING ON IT MY FRIEND
thegameball
Can you get the pumpkin risotto scene?
DorianPineda
Thank you!
liamlee247
I WILL REPLY HERE ONCE IT IS DONE
bravosbandits
good thing the black guys mouth was blurred. there are kids here
liamlee247
Black guy was mentally fucked after the show, killed himself cus of it.
FlyingButtPliers
I learned to cook for my kids from his youtube videos. Went from divorce dad pizza to creme brule. He and Alton Brown are my heroes!
ohmegatron
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TinoFly
"And then I'm shitting on you like I'm wack flows intolerant"
Iamverymucharousedrightnow
Here's a nice amuse-bouche. Take a poor abused youth, set a thirty year timer. Voila! Huge douche!
KageNoOni
I've seen your little show and it sure ain't pretty. One part Big Bird, two parts Miss Piggy.
whaaaaaaaaat7
The man who says what we're all thinking
myr14d
#2: Are we seriously censoring TV for lip readers?
PieEaterer
Even UK tv contains more swearing, and we're stereotypically prude and proper.
GeneralLowselFesteem
What a cruel and vengeful god you have.
AlexImguram
Still my favourite. YOU FRENCH PIG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W51jjuLq8s
Sheepyhead
"THEN CLEAN IT YOU LAZY CUNT"
vennthrax
no
hibsta
Why are chefs so angry all the time. I've never quite understood that?
dancfontaine
Well as a cook mostly because I'm preparing food for up to 30 people at one time and get no appreciation and low pay wherever I work
badyeti
The stress levels are unimaginable until you've done it. When you have dozens of covers, all different and someone drops a clanger..yeah.
FrankBiggle
It's a really, really stressful job.
PieEaterer
This. Precisely why I didn't become a chef. I LOVE cooking, but working in a professional kitchen would kill that within a year.
AFlockofTySegalls
I love to cook. And do it well. Everyone I know tells me I should go to culinary school, no I prefer to be lazy and stress free.
swedeonamoose
after watching pawn shop shows etc etc everything just feels scripted =/ cant enjoy anything anymore whitout thinking meh totally scripted
TOMMOEX
I know the US version, Ramsey is super angry for show, it's nothing like that on the uk version, genuine guy.
ohmegatron
Yeah the whole reality tv thing never entertains me for that reason.
swedeonamoose
they get to greedy with the drama and it jsut comes of as porn flick levels of acting xD
mulligylan
I think it's not "scripted" but I'm sure they do takes if lines. My best insults are from thin air
PieEaterer
They splice reactions and play audio to create more drama. The show itself isn't scripted, the editing is deliberately done to be dramatic
liamlee247
He exaggerates for american tv, but he's a stand up guy, pretty nice if you dont piss him off much
aeydee
More!
Revan59
liamlee247
Yes please
OuroborosX
"This food is so bad, I took a shit on it just to give it some flavor!" This guy eventually probably.
davidattenbruva
I love Angry Chef Yells at People, it's my favorite show.
Youcanbekittycat2000orwhatever
Died at "Chimi chuck it in the bin"
spidermilk
DennisReynoldsIamtheGoldenGod
pinkisevul
TheAngryBang
Neighhhh
poTAYtoesBOILemMASHemSTICKeminaSTEW
IveRegisteredThreeTimesAndKeepForgettingPleaseSendHelp
That was the best episode of any TV show ever. I have it saved on my DVR, and it's never getting deleted.
BlowDog
That's my favorite episode of all time
LCHammer
Apparently both Samy and Amy have a criminal background: http://www.timesofisrael.com/nightmare-restaurateur-headed-home/
EmptyMyNineOnTheWelfareline
Source of the return episode: https://youtu.be/vYoyXtAwqdA
mentalproblemz
I understand crazy, but that woman was abominable..
tukaluk
Lol that reaction.
Tefal
#triggered
rshini
That woman really was cray.
KillahQueen
Amy's bakery was just an hour of me loosing my will to live
TheClayKnight
Oh good i'm not the only one.
reammeupscotty
I guess your grammatical error kind of works.
harmahalla
It'd be foolish to lose one's will with a TV program, but loosing it... that'd work.
Veradux
Why do their customers know what horsecock tastes like? What the hell is Amy serving?
Zaranthan
What, you mean you don't? Oh honey, you haven't LIVED.
Veradux
Ya know, I never fully understood bestiality. Why people would specifically go after animals.
87bru
Their fish sandwich
mozzaru
Horsecock apparently.
FermentedCrabSirDavos
skippycos
I live about a mile from Amy's...well, what USED to be Amy's. They closed down. They were packed after this show. Very mean folks.
igloosuperglue
A little while back kitchen nightmares revisited them and they were selling t shirts and shit
FartedWhileMakingUpName
Nice. I remember seeing their Facebook page get thrashed and trolled but they were still open. Pretty sure she threatened to sue trolls :P
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
Goes to show, people love a good trainwreck.
patotheduck
What are they doing now? Hopefully nothing important.
skippycos
They both hold seats on our local city council
RenegadeKodiak
Well...fuck..
skippycos
I feel bad making fun of them. I'm sure they are really pleasant people and they just didn't come off that way on the show, or real life
MettalViking
Thank god they closed, no one needs poisonous restaurant owners that steal tips from their servers.
randomitguy
GF had never seen this episode. We watched it last night after I made a reference to it. Some of the best TV ever produced if you ask me...
Diadochii
"You look like you're about to lose your virginity". - Rapist pick up line.
RedSoxRedemption
TO THE TIGER MEME!
AlackofPotassiumcankill
That's the spirit!
AnonOmis1000
I'd like to know if Ramsay was meaning this in a good way or a bad way.
SpikeSpiegeil
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Kimanous
Didn't see that coming
Biny
I laughed and cried at the same time. +1
ButterfaceTaintClown
Paedophile says to child "I don't know why YOU'RE so scared - I've got to walk home on my own!"
JamesSylar
That was so dark i hit my toenail with a table without ven moving
LimitDoesNotExist
Victim: ha! The joke is on you. This is not my first rape.
ferryp
And the question is: "What not to say to toddlers?"
HeyMyCat
"'You look like you're about to lose your virginity'. - Rapist pick up line." -Rapist
EmCeeMiNacion
I suppose now you want to give this guy 14 years too?
TheClayKnight
Wtf are you on about?
Chloe0o0o0o
I'm guessing the rich white kid that got 6 months for raping a woman behind a dumpster. Google it, the ridiculousness is too hard for 140 ch
TOMMOEX
Gordon Ramsey swearing and remarks are legendary, it's proper British swearing which I guess the US is unfamiliar with until Ramsey arrived
SpecialContainmentProcedures
"You miserable wee bitch"?
liamlee247
It's beautiful. Old top gear, and anything Ramsey is in, just pure gold
Sinvisigoth
Was Gordon Ramsey ever on Top Gear? Because I would kill to see that.
goldenhornet
He was in the first show of the new series,
goldenhornet
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b07dwp1f/top-gear-series-23-episode-1
deltajesus
I'm afraid that isn't top gear, it's some awful bastardised one.
Sinvisigoth
Thank you. I was hoping to find one of him in the old series, though. Closest I found is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obrV4JnFLDo
Chefreign
I like his BBC shows better. Still lots of cursing and shouting, but it seems warranted and is part of valid critique.
Sinvisigoth
I don't mind the American version, but why do they have to keep fucking crying all the time?
PieEaterer
His US shows aren't about cooking, they're all about creating drama. That's why they go to shitty places and film customer reactions
PieEaterer
I too prefer the BBC ones. They're actually about something rather than the US ones where it's just shouting and drama.
exarkun00720
According to Ramsay there is less swearing on BBC. Ramps it up cause they ask him to for the American show. Shows more cooking on BBC too.
Chefreign
Exactly. It's a much better watch if you're interested in the industry.
YouPassButter
My new English coworker uses "F*ckity f*ck" like the word "hello" on a daily basis. Brits can get away with that here. I love it.
anonymouse08
Trust me, you've never been called a C*nt until it was by a Brit. That word is punctuation here.
IlIIlllIIIIIllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllll
rip josh
IridescentLotus
Shit! I didn't know this!
JoshuaTrace
I'm alive… oh he wasn't talking about me
lysithean
One of the few seasons of master chef that I watched and I was devastated when it all happened :(
TheCheatInATransAm
he visited the restaurant I worked at a while back, really nice guy
ObiWankKenobi
Omg I legit thought this was a joke cause Gordon was so savage. Only until I read the wiki article, that's so shit
TheDwarfCockMerchant
It seems that its a long battle http://www.chicagomag.com/Chicago-Magazine/July-2014/Josh-Marks/ really sad story..
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Aglasshorse
This is so sad! :(
GregPilcher
I read it, a tear of sadness for such a loss and the fight he went through. Wow is all I can say. :(
liamlee247
Josh?
IlIIlllIIIIIllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllll
the guy in the second pic, he died
Fredfinks
i thought everyone was joking bc it was brutal, like 'he ded'. He is actually dead.
TheBCopp
tragic really, seemed like he got his life going after the show ended and then suddenly it turned and yeah.
liamlee247
Did he actually?
IlIIlllIIIIIllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllll
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MasterChef_(U.S._season_3) first paragraph
crackisntwack
Geez they just fkn throw that in there and then continue with whatsherbutt winning 5 times or something. Poor guy:( rip josh
sirmilkymilk
That's fucking awful. That poor man
liamlee247
Wow...
MichaelBay
Your username makes me uncomfortable
nameman
As yours does to me...
Nyteblade
https://media.giphy.com/media/eQe22nA7WFAuQ/giphy.gif
ISuckedDickForBusFareAndWalked
What about me.
MisplacedCommas
I like, chicken.
MartyMcNugget
Cant you change it with SFX?
MichaelBay
CGI dumbass
NicoleSharer
I just want to have a night of angry sex with this man. The kind where you can't sit down the next day
ryan3205
.
ttttsunami
I'm glad I'm not the only one
ImAnOrava
well ok Nicole.
Dripnuts
Me also
ALLISEEARESNAILS
"LET'S DO IT FUCKING RAW!!!!!"
DanielRain
Rawr xD
danesaurus
I concur.
Ioverboy
Oh my.
Nuss69er
HollyShitThatWasFunny
" a little Olive Oil" "perfect"!
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
I want to be the fly on the wall when he shouts at you "YEAH! JUST LIKE THAT! YOU DONKEY!"
Tamzzzzzz
And walk away with spatula marks on your ass
SeaChell
That makes my womanhood tingle.
mmmmmmwhatyousaaaaay
Oh man the deeper this thread goes, the better it gets. Could it just be an angry angry orgy in the kitchen? Count me in plz
ekstw
If I had a nickel...
Woodcup
You mean a Nicole right?
ekstw
That to
Nuss69er
Well played
Dawnstempest
I don't know, are you volunteering?
lunarcrux
Oh god yes. Right with yah!
manslut
Me too
FuckYouImSokka
I think that's the only kind he knows
Epicentr
I really don't wanna know what me sitting down has to do with anything... >.>
iwillcallyououtonbs
So... about 20 minutes of action?
lauraftcats
Whoa dude. Maybe a little too soon?
99Luftballons
Ooooh....daaaayum
GregPilcher
He's not brock.
411eli
He would toss a mean salad.
ketochris
And scramble those eggs.
AmbiguousGardens
I always want that
AliBarber
I'm a straight man and even I want that
ballpeenX
Nah.
Dammitcyril
Agreed
AlkeneThiol
You spelled AlkeneThiol wrong
HeyItsHerrTrigger
dude, N I C E
Tetraktys
THAT is the confidence that lets you fuck pussy up. Source: married to a confident as fuck guy.
MoreInternetsPlease
Bro, your name isn't even a real thing... it'd tautomerize if it weren't for them D orbitals.
AlkeneThiol
Here's a secret. My username is an anagram of my real name. I am well aware it isn't a proper functional group.
TheLurkIsReal
AlkeneThiol just wants to have a night of angry sex with this man. The kind where you can't sit down the next day.?
AlkeneThiol
Also that
floxsyu
"THIS FISH IS ROTTTENNNNNN"
TehSeksyManz
Bahahaha, yess
damspam
fuck, dude.
rachelfosho
Dead.
ekstw
Damn girl.
yomancs
Who said she was a girl
AtlasUnbound
You did, just now.
ekstw
Uh, I guess I did. Damn nigga. Better?
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
Who said it was a nigga?
ekstw
Uh. Um, I guess I did. Intriguing comment fellow homo sapien. Better?
azmyth1
'You fucking doughnut of course you don't microwave a salad'' - Gordon Ramsay 2014
adam1111
I worked as a dish bitch in a shithole kitchen in a shithole hotel with a determination to not give a single flying fuck about food, but...
adam1111
...If I saw someone trying to microwave a fucking salad, I would have slammed their head in the fucking door.
ICantThinkOfAU
Unfortunately I've known people working in 4-star places that have told me they do microwave the salad... Never knew why you'd warm salad up
adam1111
Because you're a gormless fucking inbred cuntbucket, that's why.
ICantThinkOfAU
I'll fuckin' rip your fucking face off you cheeky wee cunt right, away to fuck with yourself
bigeasy44
I love when he goes to people's restaurant and tells them their food is shit and they all reply "what does he know?" He's a fucking top
IDidItForTheSlunk
Fun fact: he's the 3rd richest chef in the world. Not bad.
bigeasy44
Caliber, world renowned chef. He knows about everything there is to no about food. Your a failing restauranteur, be thankful for his input
MettalViking
Seriously. He knows whats in a meal from sight, smell, and taste. He Fucking knows culinary arts, like Bruce Lee to martial arts, A Master.
TheClayKnight
be glad he isn't checking your grammar and syntax :P
bigeasy44
I had to abbreviate due to character limitations.
Serpens77
Or spelling. "Restaurateur" doesn't have an N in it (don't ask me why not, probably blame the French).
AtlasUnbound
Although, if I were a medium-class restaurant on an off day, and this guy came in to diss the food, that would be a nightmare.
AtlasUnbound
Unless all those instances were either staged, arranged by an owner, or places that are reported by a large number of customers.
bigeasy44
It being a tv show I wouldn't be surprised if somethings were staged, but most of them just seem to get butt hurt for reals. And he doesn't
bigeasy44
Come in to diss, he's just trying to open their eyes to where they're not excelling and could be a reason for their lousy business.
pgdave
All of it. All of it is staged. And re-shot, and edited, and directed.
boccs
Seriously just having a SINGLE Michelin star is a huge honor, but he has multiple three star restaurants. That's a HUUUGE sign of his skill.
manimatr0n
Oh yeah. Last I saw he had 10+ himself. That is insane.
gorgosaurusrex
*You're
TubaBandito
That's the thing I never got, if I had any of the fix my business guys on id just sit there shut up and take copious notes
ketochris
Yeah but that doesn't make for good TV in 'Murica.
JamesSylar
Many of the didn't listened to people already giving them advice before gordon, that is why they are failing in the first place
TheClayKnight
Two words: Pride & Stupidity
TubaBandito
True, but holy shit though. Saw a Bar Rescue that they were a million plus in the hole. My pride ain't worth that much
TheClayKnight
That's the stupidity coming in
Sheepyhead
It's mostly because the American Kitchen Nightmares uses actors for their episodes. The british one is more grounded
bigeasy44
I wouldn't be surprised but I got the feeling they were real owners.
Sheepyhead
Some of them probably were, but I remember reading an article where they'd confirmed that they'd hired actors for some episodes
TheQuack
angry chef man is surprisingly popular.
gablestout
I'm never calling him anything else from now on.
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
Well, he's like the cooking version of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket.
confesionario
As someone who's worked under an executive chef, what's the deal? ALL executive chefs are like this. They make grown men cry. I've seen it.
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
I know what you mean, I've worked with ship's cooks in the navy. Constant yelling.
TerriblePokemon
Oh CS2. How the hell did you burn half of a cake, and undercook the other half OF THE SAME CAKE?!?!
liamlee247
That is Gordon Ramsey you uncultured swine (I hope you saying angry chef man is a joke)
TheQuack
I'll have you know that I'm a highly cultured swine.
mcshady
Prosciutto?
liamlee247
Lets find a midground, you mediumly cultured swine
LMeire
You have to cook your pork all the way through for human consumption.
ForReasonsOfScience
It's fucking RAW! DONKEY!
TatersPrecious
It's funny, if you watch his BBC show The F Word, you realize how fucking awesome he is and how his American persona is totally a character
nydad
I'm not sure if he has a good actor side or if he's just multifaceted. You watch him in Masterchef Junior and he's great with the kids.
nitemancometh
He was so calm and mellow in the original UK kitchen nightmares but to a point when idiot self-proclaimed chefs talk shit.
rshini
I remember they did a parfait, and the testers marked it low for being 'too plain', he went off on how fucking stupid the diners were. 1/2
rshini
If you cook shit, he'll let you have it, but he really defends good cooks and those inexperienced but are really trying. 2/2
dunedog
He is harsh on cook contestants because being a high end chef is a high stress job, so if they break under him they may not cut it otherwise
dunedog
Pun definitely intended.
TatersPrecious
Haha I appreciated it