AkademicEpidemik
11660
579
14
Sep 3, 2024 6:52 PM
AkademicEpidemik
11660
579
14
illmx
That’s a heck of a sag
Unclescam
I saw someone refer to him as Eric's dad and have done the same ever since.
DigitalDragon75
"Doesn't he look tired to you?"
evolution4407
Shetbag.
stoots24
I remember when Bush #1 would pronounce Saddam Hussein’s name wrong, and always say Sad-Dam because it means something like camel balls in their language.
theInfinitelyProlonged
We may have found a worse picture than this one:
Eldibs
Tronald Dump.
RhinoNaut
Diaper Don the disgraced casino greeter
GigglingWordBearer
DoneOld Jerkoff spunkTrumpet
DeakVanNyke
Leave the Goblin King alone!
LtRooney
Make Donald Drumpf Again!
Eleshar24
Ah, Done-ld, the man who puts the con in "convict".
TalkingSnake
Done Tramp.
leodavinci1
When I heard him "speaking" back in 2015, I told my SO he talks like a 2nd grader.
unfortunatelynotdeadyet
I’ve been calling him orange twat. Seems to work.
GoodMorro
What a set of jowls on that ugly old duck
GenshiV
You know what rhymes with Felon? Donald Trump. How? I don't know, but it does now.
TofuGolem
We should return the favor and sink to his level. Whenever you say his first name, put the accent on the second syllable instead of the first: donALD. Sounds like donOLD.
RigidGristle
CallMeMcGyver
Dum Old is looking better today… did he part his hair differently?
jammer909
That shirt collar is getting a workout.
sadurdaynight
I think "that fuckin weirdo" has been working pretty well
Sebastopol140
I prefer "DonOld"
Fanner50
Don the Con
Horus175
This one is best. If they want to put the stress on the wrong syllable, we can do that too.
stryhf
Done-Old seems to work as well.
DeadnCold
Call him FORMER President Duneald Troomp. With extra emphasis on former.
GRZMNKY
"Darn-old Troomph"
fartharder
Ex-President
AtmaDarkwolf
fuck that, call him trash and hopefully soon forgotten.
eastend666
Electoral college elected president
Hammurabi7
Tronold Dump
TacTheScribbler
I always refer to him as "former" President. It's quite satisfying. I also refuse to capitalize trump's name because I'm a grammar nerd and it's my little way of showing that I have zero respect for him.
MarcUK
Convicted Felon, Rapist, Twice Impeached Former President Trump.
Darklinkinfinite
It’s funny how much calling Trump a felon ruffles up the right wing. You’d think you called his racial identity into question or something
JakSandrow
Former President Twice Impeached Done Old Drumpf
justfiguredoutimc4azyanddumbb
Professor tiny hands
warpfactor1
There is an episode of Monk with Jay Mohr as guest star playing an attorney that never loses, he tries various tactics in court to get Monk uncomfortable and discredit him
One of them is exactly this... blah blah is this true FORMER detective monk
That is the perfect delivery of how they should adress him as FORMER president chump, i mean he is not tye current one so why adress him as such
Retired generals always get the Ret. Before their names on TV graphic so it should be FORMER president
Voojagig
I use my middle name. When a coworker refused to call me by that name that lasted all of two days when I started calling him Nancy.
electrajet
"Her name was McGill. She called herself Lil. But everyone knew her as Nancy." (For 500 points, name the Beatles reference,)
Simplethingsdonewell
I believe that was Rocky Raccoon from the white album.
electrajet
"Dingingdingding! Thank you for playing!"
justherefortheconfession
Yep, I've started to mispronounce the names of my MAGA family members who refuse to say her name correctly. "Hey, Aunt Deebra and Uncle Stove, how are you?" They hate it.
buzzingbee
🥇
RevengeIsIceCream
haha, I love it!
LazerDonkey
Stoive?
Nostradamuswaswrong
With the French pronunciation, I trust?
LondoMollari58
Huh, you also have a braindead racist uncle named Steve? Small world.
RevengeIsIceCream
No, their uncle is named Stove, just like yours. ;)
LondoMollari58
ChazzK
My issue is I've know both a "KAMA-la" and a "ka-MA-la" through different work contacts, and also there's multiple instances in pop culture. Also my brain is made of swiss cheese. I'm never actually sure if I'm pronouncing it right.
The difference is, when someone points out the correct way, at least I TRY to remember it.
Niagaran
I have the same conundrum when I see "Tamara" as the name.
I've known TAM-a-ra's and Tuh-MAIR-ah's
zerovanity59
Is Kam-a-la. The first vowel is a "lot" vowel (or maybe a "palm" vowel. I have an almost complete merger between them.). The other vowels are the comma vowel (schwa).
Simplethingsdonewell
She explained it to Stephen Colbert by saying it's pronounced as the word "comma" with a "la" at the end.
zerovanity59
But that is not how she pronounces it. The "m" in "comma" is either in both syllables or only the second. She says it in the first.
That would make the first vowel the lot vowel, but the father-brother merger is so common in America that she may be confusing the lot and palm vowels herself.
Simplethingsdonewell
My brain occasionally pronounces it as ka-MA-la, but that's because of a 90's pro wrestler.
Niagaran
Trumpers were trying to spread the rumour that Kamala IS that wrestler, post-transition.
UprootedGrunt
Holy shit. THAT's why I have such a hard time and have to correct myself with her name so often. Thank you!
Simplethingsdonewell
Glad to be of service!