TheDukeOfTuebrook9000
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Jun 15, 2017 8:29 PM
TheDukeOfTuebrook9000
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CrazyMrowLady
As a fat chick, fuck nasty fat chicks.
husaber
The problem is you allowed it to slide the first time.
choicebutts2
ifounditunderthere
corneliusgansevoort
It's because you didn't lose your mind when she did. You should have told her she was creating a hostile work environment before you...
corneliusgansevoort
...made fun of her fat ass.
lifeisapicnic
I understand where you're coming from but no matter what I never make fun of anyone at work for any reason
EricFromAccounts
Glass house? Meet stone! You two have a LOT to discuss.
Thorslax
A shattering conversation.
MiloCoatedBanana
Lol I'm immune to being made fun of because im 'balding'. I only care what my wife thinks of me.
WhyCantIHaveADog
People take it more personally when they know it's their own fault. Human nature.
WhyCantIHaveADog
Not that she should tease you.
ydnamarie
My co-workers constantly make rude comments to me about being too skinny. If I ever said anything about them being fat I'm sure I'd be fired
KRicci
That happens to me too. It's just as hard for me to put on weight as it is for someone overweight to lose weight, so it really irritates me
n0n53n53
I used to get that too. I gained weight tho so it's not a problem any more, but the hypocrisy is annoying
RiversR
Maybe don't answer bad with bad?
miner219er
"I bet I lose this hair quicker than you lose that gut"- that's my favourite comeback
Trepidation
I feel you dude. people are generally cunts so when it's "socially acceptable" they voice their naturally subdued ugliness.
ugunaeatdat
She's actually into you, and you just crushed her dreams.
kaelllcox
Kinda like how she'd crush him.
Wynther
You made the mistake of thinking you had equal standing in this discussion.
TheUtahn
^^^^^^^^^
senninmarshman0
If you can't take it, don't dish it
vasquaal
You should have said nothing, show that you are the better man.... and burn them all down to hell muhahahahahaha.
Bortus
You're both assholes.
slaitch
It makes more sense to mock someone for something they can control but choose not to than to mock them for something genetic.
annethecatdetective
Assuming she has any control over her weight
Leithreas
Not really. Insults about something that isn't your fault are often easier to shrug off. OTOH if you piss on someone, prepare to get wet.
ivancestoni
As a short guy I feel you.people can make all the short jokes and managers laugh but if I make a fat joke he here we come.
ivancestoni
Hr*
unit47
Insecure women sometimes make fun of men they are attracted to because they don't want to be rejected for showing their true feelings imho
FamousGayRubik
Then it's on them for not handling their emotions like adults
GeneCode
Fat people can diet. Bald people?? Na man u done fucked up
thadken
Don't be a dick, bald people can diet too. They can do anything you can do except grow hair on their heads.
Noebuhdy
Isn't that what Rogaine foam can help do?
mrmartini
If that shit worked, do you think there would be bald people?
bufflehead
What of a bald AND fat person? http://imgur.com/hrTTGWZ
mrmartini
My hair is thinning. So its diet is working rather well. Better than mine.
gabbathehut
Have you considered that it's probably not inconsistent logic and they just don't like you
TheKnowing1
HR, report her to HR.
fatflyhalf
And better do it first. Whoever is first usually wins....
thdudedude
Should have done it though before you called her fat
FamousGayRubik
He should have done that before he started insulting her back. Now he's just as guilty as she is.
Noxcado
How do you know he didn't already report to HR and they ignored him and then he decided turnabout is fair play?
TheDukeOfTuebrook9000
Already tried that mate
TheKnowing1
If you told them and they failed to act, you might be able to sue them for hostile work environment.
Bagelblues
What did they say?
raidleadergutts
Most probably something along the lines of her being a woman & him being a man makes it insignificant & he should "man up".
ThisIsMyNewImgurAccount
Yep, be interesting to know.
SnugglesaurusRex
Don't make comments about other people's bodies. Don't make jokes about them. It's none of your business. Be nice. Leave it alone.
Bigbrother44444
To everybody or op?
SnugglesaurusRex
Mainly to lady that teases OP. But I just think it makes life so much smoother when you don't have to worry about being teased.
Schadenfreude8
Or you just ignore it. Also, wrt that "lady", if she shells it out, she sure as shit better be ready to take it.
n0n53n53
Unless that person is a white man
raidleadergutts
Lol you triggered all the SJWs.
graehall
Probably more likely that it was just a shit comment :P
MrVibeRaider
I got the sarcasm
SomeDetroitGuy
Where I live, weight is a protected class. Baldness isn't.
raidleadergutts
Fat pride bullshit gone wild.
ThunderclapMorgridge
It is until they get a harpoon in the ass.
TehSeksyManz
Sweden? Norway? France?
MattDerKomponist
As a balding guy, I've never been so self-conscious about something in my life.
FlayTheGrayZones
Don't be. I sort of have a "bald guy" fetish, soo.. don't feel bad. There's probably more people like me.
MattDerKomponist
Haha thanks. I think it bothers me more so bc I have bright red hair that's always been a strong part of my identity. But I'm trying to /2
MattDerKomponist
not put so much weight in something I can't control. 2/2
FlayTheGrayZones
Give it some time, man. You'll grow to accept it, and then, maybe even like it.
MattDerKomponist
Thanks :)
GeneralBuzzkil
People are cunts.
kiwiflavored
About 51%. The rest of us are dicks
TheGiggityGuy
glaxxon
There's no CURE!
CrangesMcBasketball
And cunts are people!!!
Zamm005
Product of democracy again... when will people realise that being popular =/= being correct.
Zamm005
(There are more fat people than bald people. Therefore fat is socially acceptable, and bald isn't... regardless of how illogical)
realidahoan
Especially the fatties.
ArtOzz
TBH, most of the people who abuse me are either really skinny or extra athletic. Or old. Or young. I deliver take out and not usually to fat
ArtOzz
people now that I think about it, which is sorta odd I must admit.
GeneralBuzzkil
I did pizza delivery for 2 years, and most of the people where not overweight
ArtOzz
You'd think they would be though. I delivered a fuckton of chicken a few times to some fat guys in hotels but only a few times out of 1000.
insertsupercoolusernamehere
"Ha! You're aging and hormones are messing with you", "Yeah, well you make shit personal choices and have control over your situation". Burn
ACatInASuit
Upvoted you to 420.
insertsupercoolusernamehere
Nice, I was smoking about 12 hours ago. It's like we're connected or something.
Crawmak
In all fairness there are a lot of hereditary diseases that can cause obesity. But don't get me wrong, I'm not defending the woman.
Sully0811
If genetics could violate thermodynamics we would burn fatties for fuel and cheap electricity.
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
Contribute, usually not actually cause.
ilovemyboobs
i got depression&PDST plus a major estrogen disorder,i gained 170lbs cause I ate to not deal with my emotional symptoms that were brought on
ilovemyboobs
Dr's are generally 50/50 on if weight gain a symptom, or a side effect of my health problems. Pretty sure it was a bit of both.
wchipMoonJumper
No, you are absolutely incorrect. There is a single hereditary disorder that can cause adiposity, anything else is just an excuse.
TheGrandLarson
155DangerClose
no there isn't.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
That may LEAD the obesity, you still need to willingly shovel 200 pounds of food into your system before you get there.
IDONTKNOWWHATWEREYELLINGABOUTLOUDNOISES
In all fairness, I think we should be past that kneejerk response. We all know the VAST majority are resultant of poor personal choices.
Fredfinks
Theres having a hereditary diseas & working with it & then theres having a hereditary disease and eating way too much food.
Twiggeh
And in all fairness being bald isnt due to bad decisions either. unless OP's getting hella drunk and party-shaves every other weekend.
Hullaballoonatic
Unless your decision was to get chemo for no reason.
Mihakuu
Well... balding can be a result of stress, like working with shitty people.
HitlersArtCritic
Balding and greying hairs. Look at presidents before and after their terms. They look older unless they already were older.
CycloneSP
okay, even that is not an excuse. both my mother and my sister have thyroid disease, and have to take meds for it for the rest of their
CycloneSP
lives. these meds cause them to gain weight easily. My mother, however, is constantly trying to stay in shape and watching what she eats
CycloneSP
and she looks beautiful because of it. she ain't thin, but she looks healthy. my sister? not so much. she eats what she wants when she wants
CycloneSP
and barely bothers to work out, yet complains about her weight all the time, and gets uber defensive about it when you bring it up.
mypeesmellslikeluckycharms
being fat isn't her fault! You on the other hand could have picked better maternal genes
Vegaful
I used to be self conscious about being balding at my age but now I never have to show i.d.so.pros and cons.
Firebending
I still don't understand this
izackniznik
I really love it when the top comment deserves its place.
rizion
Its not just passed on through the maternal side
BipityPobityDo
PlaySomeButtBongos
Hahaha! Brilliant :D
Ebknight89
Everyone on my moms side has a full head of hair. My dad on the other hand...
OneCraftyHooker
My grandpas and my dad were all bald, all my uncle have full heads of hair. My brother and 1 other cousin are balding early. 2:60 ain't bad.
YepImRobbie
What concerns me is forty people don't get this joke
iwasdoingfinelurking
I am surprised; that number is pleasantly low.
ProphetChuck
To be fair, if she has PCOS, then dieting is damn hard, sometimes impossible.
avervetmonkey
Keto is supposed to be fantastic for people with PCOS as long as they have normal health otherwise.
Tialishaze
Yet not quite as impossible as growing back hair if you are balding eh? Don't dish it out if you can't take it.
MilkBubbleTea
Reminds me of that Ricky Gervais joke on fat people. The choice part.
YeahThereitis
It's glandular.
bluedragon64
Yeah it's not her fault! How could she possibly not have eaten that 12th donut!
airelibre
It's her thyroid OK? However little she eats, even if she only eats 2 big macs, she still puts on the pounds.
avervetmonkey
Doesn't the big mac guy eat like one or two a day? He wasn't fat. Oh, damn, he is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3fx5olW5hg but not obese.
Mechlai
Fuck man, I come on here because I've had the shittiest of weeks and am unreasonably angry and all I find on here is hate tonight. I'm done.
TouchThaFishyyy
Yeah I'm not on board with the sudden fat hate spurred by one mean person who happens to be fat. I mean, the post is emphasizing
TouchThaFishyyy
the double standard of making a big deal t of a weight joke versus a bald joke. Pettiness is pettiness regardless of the subject matter.
ommnoms
Yeah, I hope things get better man. Eat pizza, drink a beer, play video games in your undies. Treat yoself
gotalkie
Sorry you had a hard week bud. Hope things pick up for you.
Mechlai
<3
Jackabusses
Male pattern baldness is not actually passed from specifically the mother. I know, yes I'd be fun at parties.. if I ever went to any.
wrknsmart
Yeah, that bothers me too. Women get blamed for enough, no need to make up stuff.
Derragur
My dad told me that when it was time to marry look for a girl with no bald relatives that way your son doesnt get bald.. I dnt know why the
Derragur
Emphasize as if a bald son is the worst thing that can happen to a couple :p
RogueEnthusiast
I think you're fun!
Immunoglobulin
Thank you for destroying that myth. The androgen receptor is on the X-chromosome but is NOT the only gene involved.
SwagtheridonTheDestroyerOfPoon
My dad, his brothers and his dad all have the exact same baldness pattern. Me and my brother are seeming to get the same but earlier.
CrookedMouth
I got mine from my father
Blud4BludGod
Indeed, me and my brother are a counter-example. I have full lustrous hair like Mom, bro has a slightly receding thin hair line like Dad.
AsAHistorian
My mom's dad had plenty of hair, my dad balled young, and I'm balding younger still. I clung to the "mothers-side-and-skips-a-generation 1/2
AsAHistorian
thing" as long as I could, but the evidence couldn't be bothered to agree. 2/2
thefirstofhisusername
I came to see if anyone said this, so thank you for not relieving me of this duty.
LetMeShowYouWhyTheyCallMeTheVelourFog
Same
ActuallyJabbaTheHutt
Isn't it carried on the faulty X-chromosome, like hemophilia?
twostepsfromlost
I believe there are multiple genes across a few chromosomes that can cause it.
HermeneuticalQuandary
it's polygenic
mypeesmellslikeluckycharms
Hey, I'll not have my 8th grade level understanding of genetics questioned!
CJK56
Everyone on my mom's side is balding but I have thick hair and no sign of it receding so Idk if thats right
TheOneTrueNerd
HA! NEEEERRRRRRD!
imgoingtoforgetthisusername
that made me lol
TheOneTrueNerd
Jk. There can only be one......
ryandickens
Hello my old friend
Isthe4thtimethecharm
At least bald never goes out of style. I have never seen a bald guy from the 70s with a bad hair cut.
AnatolianTiger
guilhermedidi
as a late-twenties guy who's starting to get bald, thank you for the chuckle
Isthe4thtimethecharm
That is when my hair started to go.
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Offtensive
It's just gonna get downvoted more, what the fuck ever
Igetashittonofpussyandimrich
Did you comment that
MischievousLittleImp
https://imgur.com/ftyDTDU
kah929
PoppinLochNessHopster
This is great.
Sooper88
That'sthejoke
Peppersworth
Deleted his account too
HaveAKnifeDay
we should totally upvote it now since they already deleted their account :)
DoctorFromTheDarkestAlley
TheSwedishStag
Yo I'm late, he deleted it. What did it say?
InsensitiveComments
same what did he say
manolyk23
You're a fast one!
Silhouetto
What did it say? :(
Belaco
He was high and said but then there's no haircut
manolyk23
He said "but there isn't a haircut"
Thorslax
I've deduced they said, "But bald people don't have hair", or something along those lines.
Belaco
What was said?
Offtensive
But then there is no haircut ???? (I was high)
Belaco
My apologies
LeiserGeist
"I was gonna get the joke, but then I got hiigh"
IDoughnutKnow
Lol
PointItAtED209
Never ever ever ever piss off a fat chick. "Hell hath no fury like a big ole fat chick scorned" -source: I have made that mistake
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
I can confirm. Also, always press charges in case of property damage. Don't make the same mistake I did.
BellaKiss
I've always found them to be jolly, game and grateful :)
TouchThaFishyyy
pottage
Best in the sack, in my experience. Skinny girls just don't put in the effort
rizion
Yeah she might sit on you
10tacles
What if that was the plan all along?
ghostanom
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ZoeyDate
Funny you should say that. Last time I threatened to sit on someone they smiled and said that was their fetish.
minkuschild
Soceity hates cheating abusers. But say they are a shit excuse for a human being, and your the asshole!
EccentricNimoy
*you're?
10tacles
http://imgur.com/08NbiNq
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
*Society
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TheWonderworks
to zero. I feel like I'm always the second guy in life.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
I also [deleted] to zero
TheWonderworks
I like how one guy corrects grammar and gets 10 upvotes. Another guy comes in and does the same thing on the same comment and gets 1/2
TheWonderworks
down voted to zero. I feel like I'm always the second guy in life. 2/2
TheInternetShouldHaveAClosingTimeSoICouldSleep
The difference 2 hrs makes
EccentricNimoy
*grammar vs spelling