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redshoemafia
I love how passive aggressive people seem to carry around chalk wherever they go.
DoubleStandardCat
chinablue
I did this once to someone, she was lady in a wheel chair who had parked taking up two spots so she could get out into her wheel chair.
mamabarry
Who has the kind of time to be patrolling this shit? I have real problems to deal with. I'll just find another spot. Jesus.
hiddenvalley
Me Right now
Slots
#9 is his own damn fault for parking in front of a fire hydrant.
DatMormon
The guy who gets blocked in because he took up multiple spaces in a HUGE EMPTY LOT... why do people care this much?
MissyNeko
unless the other cars all showed up at the same time...how did they know which on did it first? I feel like that one might be faked, but idk
EGOT
#8 is fucked up. I see how they're in the next spot, but maybe the people before them were in their spot, or there was a snow bank, etc.
Thisisheavydoc
I love my car and don't want others to damage it, so I park in the furthest away spaces,always at the end of the row to minimise risk
hmendez94
Then people still park next to you... happens to me.
myrrlyn
Same. I always try to be conscientious when parking outside one lot
jackbos
That one in a giant empty parking lot, I really don't see the problem. There are so many empty spaces he's not denying anyone anything.
antichristsuperstar
oh no. there's dumpsters on wheels. how will i escape now?
BarryGeibel
dumpsters are kinda heavy, but you could probably still move it enough to get out. Depends whats in it, I guess?
Mithi
Those dumpsters should have brakes, the kind you have to open with a key.
saynt614
Why do the assholes all drive big ass trucks??
MouseBalls
BRB, going to buy some sidewalk chalk to keep in my car.
emjoan20
I got sticky notes and keep a pen just in case!
Thisisheavydoc
Top tip if you want to avoid scratches but have to park in between two cars: park next to the best looking cars: their owners will be 1/2
Thisisheavydoc
2/2 generally more respectful of your car and not slam their doors off it. Unlike a minivan,kids are dicks and will definitely hit your car!
erzvilkai
I always do a revenge at my parking lot by my house like in first pic. Some asshole neighbors just think about themselves.
somecleverreference
The person who stole the spot from red car, actually had the nerve to flip them off?!
chocbuttons
People use other cars as their door stopper. That's annoying too.
therealeeyore
We seem to have a lot of them here in Oregon. They just don't care.
dmay1210
They exist everywhere. I saw a guy squeeze in with a sunroof car. The whole line were hoggers. He got out, walked on the roofs of all the
dmay1210
Cars. Then, jumped off. He told them, I guess.
myrrlyn
Fuck those people
emancipist
That last one. The guy owns both the spots so his car doesn't get scratched
J0765
If you are paying for the spot, you aren't an asshole.
dmay1210
But, there should be a sign.!!
xmagnummgx
Most of these are just assholes being assholes to other assholes
crayoncandy
I once came back to my car in a lot and it was across two spaces because someone had hit it and moved it and cracked my bumper.
MundoCani
Let me tell you what kind of man Gary is...
eabonin
No it's dicks screwing the assholes so they don't shit all over everything
Squelchtone
You beat me to it! =)
eabonin
Glad you got the reference since I didn't quite quote it exactly. :D
Flamingosbitch
It's what makes the world go round
SKELETONMAAAN
Is this a common thing in America? I'm German and in my entire life I've NEVER seen anyone parking like that.
omnipreacher
Yes, way too common. Not an everyday thing, but pretty common anyway.
therealeeyore
It is an everyday thing in certain cities. Southern California too.
SKELETONMAAAN
That's horrible! I'm glad that this problem doesn't seem to exist here where I live, although I wonder why.
FastandBiCurious
That one that parked in front of a fire hydrant though.. Damn.
saralas
Hose needs to be straight for flow and it gets stiff when the water is going. You break the law they break your windows.
DPHENS
I heard that firefighters do that but never saw it, except in Backdraft.
EyePoke
I got the A-hole chalk thing. my son was sick when I went to the hospital to park the only spot I could find was one where this dude.. 1
EyePoke
Parked all wrong.. SO I did too. not really caring. 3 days later I come out of the hospital for something and saw the a-hole chalk thing..2
EyePoke
That was the thing I really wanted to read when I found out my son was being flown to denver to need a heart transplant. so You never know.
LonLonRanchDressing
agreed. theres times where I was in a huge rush and didn't notice or the lines were really faded. unless it's blatant, it might be a mistake
ArmoredPixie
Why would someone do that in a hospital parking lot?! Walmart? Sure! Sorry op :-(
MarkBonneaux
SubOP said that he needed a spot ASAP and didn't have a choice and finally got back to it 3 days later.
lapus
I get the three days later. When your child is sick, the last thing you are thinking is how you parked your vehicle. Mine was in Nicu.
ArmoredPixie
Yes I got that, I was asking why anyone would do that to someone's car in a hospital parking lot.
AsSeenByMacaroni
I park like this because I am a king. I am a warrior. I am an enchanter
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
This is how you get your car keyed.
someguynamedted
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knifehandUSMCsemperfiOORAHyutKILLmotoboner
reference is on point... parking not so much
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
chroniclunacy
Tim?
johnrichj2
#14 had it's own thread a long time ago. the dude pays for both (assigned) spots, but people kept taking them when he didn't park like this.
JSmith90
You mean the LAST ONE? I had to go back an count em
johnrichj2
not sure if it works on mobile, but on the comp writing pound sign then the number makes it link to the image in the album.
JSmith90
I'm on mobile and it doesn't seem to work
GeneralHopper
Just scroll over the number in the comment.
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Jettduh
What if he owns 2 cars lol.... And when one of them isn't there he has to park like that.
Rovex
A jag isnt a tiny car, plus he might have 2 and people disrespect others property by bashing doors, if I could afford it I'd have 2 spaces.
clutchthepearls
Maybe he doesn't want his expensive car damaged by idiots, so he takes up two spots the right way
lapus
Key word.. right way.. those are HIS spots
BellerophonM
Normally there'd be ground stencils or big signs on the wall behind the spot in that case, though?
MobileUserGundam
Yeah, sounds fishy. There's exactly zero indication this is assigned parking.
NotAgainRichard
"I'm a sign, not a cop"
axelasdf
Most places have the number of a tow truck guy.
TOTOAFRICA
One downside to owning a nice car is looking like a douch instead of a bad parker. Geo Metro = bad park Jaguar = pretentious asshole
ConeDrone
If you can afford a flash car like that you can afford a city runner.
LegacyMuse
Actually, maybe you can't. Maybe you've got just enough for a mega-sweet Jag, and it's repair bills and ramen for the week.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
well maybe that is the city runner
ConeDrone
If your wearing expensive shoes jogging don't complain when they get scuffed.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
that might be a city runner simply because it is least expensive car they have
KenKorte
My last car was a Porsche Cayenne. I parked about 15 spaces farther than the farthest car at Walmart, still in a single space (1/2)
KenKorte
(2/2) and when I came out from shopping, all 4 of my doors were keyed. If someone wants to be an asshole, extra space won't save you.
DeliciousLittleMorsel
I need to go to Costco and buy an industrial roll of saran wrap.
gurglegargle
GFS (Gordon Food Services) has great prices on theirs, and is just as big.
DorkJedi
Stretch wrap. Easier to apply, extra clingy, and tough as hell. http://www.amazon.com/Stretch-Wrap-Wide-1500-Long/dp/B0006NNNJQ
deejaygamble
Indeed. That would be so God damn funny to do to someone who parks like an asshole.
JetstreamGW
That's not Saran wrap. It's Pallet wrap. You'd wanna go to a Hardware store for that stuff.
Denbus26
Costco? I got my law degree there
ashrynn
It doesnt even need to be industrial. Two dollar store saran wrap boxes will do just fine.
Simanni
are you planning to do this to bad parkers or are you basically dexter?
DeliciousLittleMorsel
I never watched Dexter, so I'm gonna go with asshole parkers.
roflsharks
I need to go to Costco and buy an industrial roll of Susan Sarandon.
ObliviousVirgin
My (delinquent) dad told me that if left in the sun, that stuff can melt to the surface of a car, & it takes paint with it when it's removed
mypokemondied
Oh! I got a delinquent dad too! But I probably shouldn't write on an online site what he does..
DuckSeason
I approve of this
esgedi
Yeah, fuck next owners of those vehicles! Who cares about them!
DeliciousLittleMorsel
Well then the asshole deserved it! :D
ZacMuerte
I'm shocked at how cheap some stuff at costco is. i was really tempted to buy a roll of bubble wrap as big as me because it was only $20
advocate112
mother earth loves you
lovelylucee
Totally worth $20
DeliciousLittleMorsel
What time should I be over? You can wrap me in it and roll me around....for science, of course.
ZacMuerte
Uh, sorry ma'am, I'm actually gay. *skips away*
DeliciousLittleMorsel
EVEN BETTER! Bubble wrap fun without the sex :)
ZacMuerte
but... I like the science? also I said tempted... I don't have it. (was trying to make a reference to a video, now I can't find said video.)
F0rger
The best is the fire hydrant. The ultimate fuck you with the broken windows.
IAmNotARock
hail hydrant
ctennessen
That E30 tho :(
F0rger
It's just windows
ctennessen
True, sedan parts are CHEEEAAAP too.
slashjunky
If my house is on fire, I'm glad they break windows.
Lacraz
I've seen firefighters do this, everyone applauded because who the fuck parks in front of a fire hydrant.
MarkBonneaux
Best part is that the FD is legally allowed to do that and you can't do shit about it
Ullur
If only there was a big-ass bright red line painted to let you know you're a fucking idiot for parking in front of a hydrant.
toadlily
Not just allowed. They're trained to do that because your property is less valuable than their time if they're responding to an emergency.
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
also, agreed
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
You can do shit about it by not parking next to a fire hydrant like an ass :D
Ihmhi
They don't *have* to do it. But they still will, because fuck that guy. Seconds matter when shit's on fire, yo.
Dispari
It's important to keep the hose as straight as possible to maintain a strong water pressure, so yeah they'll go through instead of around.
Counterfit
It makes me wonder why they don't open the doors after smashing the windows
ARustySpoon
If i was FD captain, I'd order the car to be cut in half, and move the half blocking the hydrant. the ultimate "fuck you"
reversinatir
You'd let a building burn down just to prove a point?
ARustySpoon
+1 for browsing random, thanks man
ARustySpoon
(with the jaws of life obviously)
TheIceQueen
My boyfriend is a fire fighter and he's waiting patiently for this to happen
RagingSlab
I am a fireman and this is my dream!!!
esgedi
You can tell it's an old photo, because all E30 BMW's have been turned into drift cars or stanced out.
MosbiusArchitect
For your information, my e30 daily driver is bone stock!
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
My sister is a firefighter, her first fire she got to smash the windows out of some expensive car, was like a Lexus or something
zackofspades
God I hope that was even more satisfying than it sounds.
CatWithHands
Oh, its so nice of you to park your car here to hold my hose up off of the ground! Let me just remove these pesky windows!
Wavemaker
nice
BaldEagleBeater666
And then if the hose had a little hole in the part that was inside the car. That would be perfect
previoustopcomment
And then a fine.
F0rger
And then paying for the windows
shadowex3
yep. pretty sure insurance gives you the finger in that situation too.
PONCHOKILLER
Not to mention the water leakage
BaldEagleBeater666
And then if the hose had a little hole in the part that was inside the car. That would be perfect
spiritussancto
they're almost always a little bit leaky
CatWithHands
For sale: Mobile swimming pool. New registration, just paid. Airy. Open to sunlight. Freshly filled with water from fire hydrant.
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
Firemen are told to destroy any part of the vehicle they need to as lives are more important than some asshole's car. probably got towed too
strayhat
Non-US citizen asking for future road trip, parking in front of a fire hydrant is always illegal?
koolman2
Generally 15 ft in (5 m) either direction is the rule.
dragonarchitect
Yes, definitely. Anywhere you see a red curb or an area marked "FIRE LANE" DO NOT PARK THERE. 1/2
IsneezedthenSharted
yes
strayhat
All right. Thanks, good to know.
randomwordsthatmightmeansomething
And anywhere else the curb is painted red. I mix up yellow and white -- one's loading/unloading only (no parking), the other's similar.
saralas
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
ForeverSinceBreakfast
No, the RED zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
dragonarchitect
Fire lanes/curbs are reserved for fire crews. If you're parked there, they WILL move your car. To an impound lot. :3 2/2
purplegorillacolonel
You're not supposed to park close to fire hydrants, it's a public safety issue.
ArcaneM37
... i think we're all aware which is why no one is saying "poor guy with the broken windows." Bastard deserved it.
WOOOOOOO
#6 is dumb. It's an empty parking lot...
TitsMcGee30
mayyybe the rest of the cars had left by the time the picture was taken
reallyuglyduckling
It probably wasn't empty when the person parked like that.
Freefall1ng
I feel like that's just a group of friends messing around
superseriouscomments
agreed. if I see an empty parking lot I always use at least 6 spaces
TheMonsterWithinYou
Exactly...there are plenty of spaces open lol
ilikethechristianlife
I agree. The people that went out of their way to box him in seem like the real assholes. He wasn't hurting anything before.
krauraurgg
He was potentially hurting others as he doesn't know how many people will be there when he leaves. But the other people make it even worse.
HeWhoMustNotBeBlamed
Who's to say that parking lot will stay empty? The present is never a standard for the future.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
it´s an empty parking lot when the picture is taken, it might not have been an empty when the guy parked, and it will probably full up
Najda
Then everyone is just as bad for also taking multiple spots.
pikulord
just because the parking lot is empty does not make it ok to park like an asshole.
RogerInVegas
Actually if no one is going to park there and you know it, then its not parking like an asshole.
pikulord
i politely disagree and i will leave it to the upvotes to decide what is acceptable.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
though the parking lot is empty "now" it will probably not be it forever
ImgurSage
You're not taking a spot from anyone... Is it still a dick move if literally no one is affected by it?
Mithi
Yes. Because that bozo will not act otherwise when he/she indeed does affect others.
jimmythejedi
Yes. Once people start parking in the lot.
ItsOkayItsOfficial
...the people surrounding him are doing exponentially more harm in that case.
OriginallyUSSRsub
Only is USSRsub
SomeoneAnonymous
in soviet sub, tank parks you.
ItIsIGonthorian
You see, Anatoly, when parking tank like car, kebabs never see it coming for thinking it is normal civilian car.
MetroidPrimeHesTheBest
#justrussianthings
JimLarsson
IS-3 Tank. Damn !
DropItLikeItsLukeWarm
But does it have clams?
TheAdequatePhotoshopGuy
oysters, it's oysters but +1 anyway
MrFastZombie
yup see Ivan if you park is like asshol den u annoy facist
zzz777
I'm pretty sure a tank gets a free pass to park where ever and how ever it wants.
MisterLemons
Russian armor? It didn't park there, it broke down because it was 24 hours into life.
OriginallyUSSRsub
No, the Civic
diregamer
IN SOVIET RUSSIA TANK DRIVES CIVIC
zzz777
My bad
NuclearWinterIsComing
You're not wrong though.
TheWolf277
Yeah who would even dare to prove a tank wrong? I mean that cannon is huge and not afraid.
HighwayStar
Your WN8 rating must be *this* high to park here.
Fenriswaffles
Sitting still AND in the open? nub
OriginallyUSSRsub
What?
HighwayStar
That's a World of Tanks reference. There's millions of us so it'll be relevant to someone. :)
FlatulentFerret
killswich7277
Majestic as fuck
ravstar52
Rpg? Tracks eat the shot
krauraurgg
I guess the enemy had RPGs but no anti-armor rounds for them.
TacoTorn
arent all RPG-7's shape charged?
ItsAlwaysTimeToDiddle
I love how the shells just explode harmlessly on the armour.
mildlyamusing
Actually that tank is very dead, the people inside are currently burning alive, you can see the smoke pouring out of the hole from the RPG
ItsAlwaysTimeToDiddle
Oh. Bummer.
Kinderschlager
who the fuck drives an IS-3 these days? pssht, T-54's all the way!
MrSomeguy
I drive a BT-7, rockin' that antique vehicle license plate.
yallgotanymoredankmemes
IS-8 parks wherever the fuck the IS-8 wants to park
ULTRAJOE
"we didn't even scratch them!"
snokeyx
thats an is-3, source: i played world of tanks :p
Linx6
That's and IS-3 not IS-8, IS-8 is not even a thing it's called T-10 and T-10M and the over all shape of the front hull is different.
syhnner
I cant be too sure, but upon further inspection of the cooments, i think that may just be an IS-3. Maybe.
Nabusco
Thats an IS-3
AwesomeZebra
I like how I wanted to correct this being IS-3 and there's tons of WoT players here :D
SwordOfAkasha
I believe that's an IS-3.
YungBabySeal
War Thunder player here, that's an IS-3. Pleb.
harbingerofyourdestruction
Imgur WoT players unite?
Dreamdayer
Why not, I do both of these things at the same time anyway.
LazyEnginerd
I'm in!!
YourdailydoseofvitaminD
We should get imgur wot players to come together
Hammaneggs
Imgur clan on WoT? I would be up for that if my current one breaks up.
YourdailydoseofvitaminD
It could be like a RDDT clan, but better!
Drakhma
thats a IS3
Hammaneggs
Thus the World of Tanks players come to correct you. It is in fact an IS-3. Tankers, roll out!
yallgotanymoredankmemes
Well that goes to show how long it has been since I played ;\
TheBroz
War's not going anywhere sir...
lrrwahn
Affirmative!
AndIThinkToMyselfWhatAWonderfulWorld
World Of Tomatoes atm. So much fail on the EU servers
lrrwahn
Yeah it's horrible! Getting a good or at least a team which doesn't suck became a rare event
AndIThinkToMyselfWhatAWonderfulWorld
I've had about 20 random battles where one of the teams has lost 15-0. 15-0, I shit you not....
LeonSeie
NA server has been utterly filled with one sided matches. literally, the last few games have been between 15:1 and 15:5
Nabusco
NA is quite the same, just tried so hard to carry but nothing could be done
Hammaneggs
I have had rather the opposite experience, on West, most of my battles have been rather close up to the end.
longtimelurkersliveforever
I might be wrong, but aint that an IS 3?
SirDerpOfCamelot
It is an IS 3.
lisovp
Also,isn't it the one captured from the seperatists in Ukraine?...
yallgotanymoredankmemes
Well that shows how long it has been since I played WoT's
IhateHumansAnimalsAndPlantsBOULDERSAreOk
Goddamn tomato. :p
longtimelurkersliveforever
War thunder FTW
tempestfoxthree
War thunder is too damn finiky with the damage model. 1 time I shoot where I know the ammo rack is 10 times, Nada. Next match 1 shot BOOM
ClownFaceVonFuckStick
War Thunder! Though, WoT is great when you just want to mess around and not care.
IhateHumansAnimalsAndPlantsBOULDERSAreOk
meh, tanks on ice
FrankToast
That's an IS-3
botosai2001
Aye, the IS-8 went on to be the T-10 if I recall
FrankToast
No, the IS-10 became the T-10 during the destalinization period after stalin died.
Hetzer
During development it was the IS-8 and IS-9. On production it was the IS-10. Then it was the T-10.
botosai2001
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-10_tank They were differing models of the same vehicle.
stevethegecko
I see you also play world of tanks.
Fenriswaffles
Why stop at tanks? Why not play planes and ships too!...actually leave out the planes bit...
Drakhma
good way to learn how to ID a tank!
ImeantToBeThatGuy
Evidently not, seems how he ID'ed it wrong.. Although he was CLOSE.
Drakhma
i replied to stevethegecko about his comment - "i see you also play World of Tanks." -