Feb 3, 2020 12:55 PM
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Applepotamus
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CaptainObviouslikesthemthicc
https://youtu.be/IHefTrE7Hyg
housev1l
Do rapists go to heaven?
MaraSovsFeet
Kobe wasn't even a top 20 player all time. And also he raped a girl in Philly in high school I don't need to wait til 2004 to call him one
LoadedBakedPotatoes
He raped a woman.
Helpusobi11
Kobe is in hell. He admitted to committing Adultery. Don't blame me. I didn't make the rules.
rusrsdude
I love how all the other comments are about him being a rapist and how he shouldn't go to heaven cuz of that.
expedient7678
Awww Look at all the “ Holier than thou” comments about the rape charge. All sinless folk cast the first stone.
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
*bonk*
hatbeard
one of my all-time favourite web comic strips
hirosjimma
The forbidden dunk
drcapthandsome
DriftingSpaceDebris
Jesus Christ saves all who believe in him. His sacrifice on the cross covered all sin and unrighteousness. It was not selective.
Usernamethatfitsallsituations
sotronics
Really?
L0StWaNdErEr
Not gonna lie...this one made me laugh.
Puvaradivi
This one was good natured, worthy of a laugh :)
blumpk1npie
Would he shout his own name when he took a shot?
I hope so
TheyManM
Everyone knows rapists go to hell ...
Wait a rapist? When did all this come out? Man I am behind on things apparently
marpizza
A woman accused him of rape back in the early 2000’s. They settled out of court so he was never technically charged for rape BUT
The court of public opinion still believes he is a rapist, at least some people still do.
Caramster
SO RAPISTS GO TO HEAVEN NOW MKAY?
FireSolvesProblems
It's not like they're getting hit on the head.
mardukkur
LOL as if an unrepentant violent rapist would get into heaven.
Piornet
God needed a rapist.
AquariumLife
Yeah just don't bend over in front of him!
Criwolf
Halo hoops
CryptFist
I guess he has to get his wings the old fashion way because he’s not a great....
ForesterRik
He was a rapist. If heaven exists hes not in it
Duendes
Yo-you don't know how Christianity works, do you?
I do, but he "repented" to the public because he got caught.
He also committed adultery
tehsquee
If heaven exist by the rules of christ sacrifice Hitler is there.
He took his own life, so he may not actually be there (can't exactly repent after dying)
More probable he was relocated with the rest of the Germans to South America than he actually killed himself.
Also repenting isn't a requirement under the rules of sacrifice by christ. Died for all sins, not just the ones people want.
onechirp
@TheGhostOfKobeBryant
illbmeubu
I'll allow it
CatsUpvoteTerror
Rapists don't go to heaven
Ilovetomakestuffup
They do, but only into the catholic heaven and when they do it with little boys
aReasonableMan
It’s ok, no-one does. Nor hell, narnia, lazytown, fraggle rock, hogwarts or any other fictional places! Everyone chill, make the most of
Your one life and be nice to each other and the planet.
sevenfingerman
Why would a confessed rapist be in heaven? Did he have a change of heart latter in life?
jelladelta
Assuming there's an afterlife, that one can get in the goid place by simply apologising and that angels exist... Overall kobe in heaven/1
Is a very talk oder./2
legalisegaymarijuana
He didn't confess they settled outside of court. We don't know for sure what actually happened.
ruferto
fact check
catsandcoke
Ask and you shall be forgiven. Maybe he repented.
absolom
You're sick if you think any amount of "repentance" entitles someone to forgiveness after raping the blood out of a girl.
dfhowes
https://imgur.com/IobVwJM
zzyx
Lol @ all the comments from ignorant people who just read headlines and don’t take 5 minutes to look things up. Educate yourselves people
evilcarp
Because he found Jesus right after raping someone? Seems to be working for trump according to the Evangelicals.
shingondshingones
I know ur just trolling, but if repent of your sins, aren't you forgiven?
ChefHannibal
didn't you hear? he's famous. automatic social media sainthood
QinkieQie
Only God knows if he’s there or not
IrishCunt
Later*
Thank you
ElbowDeepInYourDad
wisco97
There are a lot worse rapist in heaven. The church forgave a lot of priests over the years
Mgiggity
Source needed
dexlamrg
The church did, that doesn't mean God did.
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
So, I'm not gonna defend him, but according to his religion, he could be forgiven and in heaven, yes.
NotACanadian
Since he's Catholic and committed a mortal sin it might be more difficult.
AwesomeTeddybear
According to everyone's religion they themselves will go to heaven and others will not tho
I’m not going to heaven because I don’t believe in it!
True, and according to everyone's religion, everyone else has the chance to get there if they simply do some things. Not relevant here tho.
Also true! Glad we are in agreement :)
JetSkiJeff
My understanding, he confessed to having consensual sexual acts with her, not rape.Who knows the truth since it was settled outside of court
jswhat
He thought it was, but admitted that she didn’t think it was consensual. Which makes it, ya know, non consensual
HelgenBorderPatrol
How did that work exactly? Did she change her mind afterwards or something or was he actually pressuring her or what.
No, it was a violent attack that left blood on his clothes. His weaselly "I thought it was consensual" confession was still a confession.
Ouch. Yea that's pretty bad.. Sad thing is, I know a few guys who would probably still think that would be consensual for some reason.
lolwaitwut0
This is complete bullshit
Inkfinger
Wasnt Kobe Bryant a rapist?
BlueWaffleHouse
The girl literally still had another guys cum in her panties, and then she walked into Kobe's hotel room. Rape? Nah.
StankyPankySammich
I mean, allegedly. Settlement out of court. Could def be case of consensual sex, but she wanted more.
Unknown for sure but he DID commit Adultery. So he's in hell
cutebutkindaweird
If there even is such a thing as heaven and hell
RealScienceMan
There was a settlement out of court, which could mean anything really, but also the DA never thought it was worth pursuing.
Not true. The DA was prepared to move forward but the victim settled and withdrew cooperation after Kobe confessed.
TwoCheese
That was back when women didn’t seem to matter tho
Tobioblio
From all the news I’ve read and understand - there was a settlement paid to the accuser/victim. Why would an innocent person pay anything?
justfillingthespace
Hypothetically, to get the false accuser to shut up because the long-term cost of bad publicity may be higher than the settlement paid.
butdaditssharkweek
Rich people problems, smh.
toSlayWithPen
The better question is why would an actual rape victim be okay with just taking money, and not pursuing justice?
She forced him to confess after smearing her as a liar. Part of the settlement was his admission and apology.
eddbrowne
so she could get millions for her family
SniffinGriffin
Usual rape victims don't want to be dragged through court and talk about it publicly. Also he's famous and probably wouldn't go to jail
Not saying he's guilty but there are legitimate reasons on both sides to settle out of court
ColoradoSky
Kobe’s not a rapist and you all just want a reason to hate someone more successful than you
jkaiser
We'll never actually know..
Or he is and fame isn't a free pass
DontTazeMeBrah
generalsplayingrisk
We can neither confirm nor deny it. more evidence for him being so than most people, not enough for 100% sureness
He confessed you fucking mong.
He admitted to having consensual sex, not rape
He admitted she didn't consent.
During the time of the encounter he believed it was consensual, he admitted months later that he realized it may not have been.
ep0808
What makes you think he's not a rapist?
Is there 100 percent proof that he is a rapist?
whoa; they settled out of court so we can only suspect a crime
PeaceOotTunes
He was never found guilty of rape...
Rambofication
And OJ wasnt found guilty of murder. Doesnt mean he didnt do it.
OhMyClod
He admitted it. Testimony and evidence corroborated it.
I believe the exact wording was "I thought it was consensual but apparently not so my bad".
Lmao best response right here
PowerToAllThePeople
From what ive read he wasnt found guilty because it was settled outside of court so he also wasn't found innocent...
jadack
otiumCatulli
94% of rapes are not successfully prosecuted. I do not comment on Kobe pe, but you need to understand there are a lot of unconvicted rap
Rapists out there. Cosby got away with it for decades, for example. On Kobe, even he has admitted that she had a different experience to him
“94% of rape cases are unsuccessful, therefore that means most of the accused are obviously rapists” lmao love people’s logic
oneedgyboi
well, money has the power to convince people not to talk.
thoennesthegame
And yet that doesn’t mean he didn’t rape her
DarkMaster98
And yet that doesn’t mean he did rape her
rcal42
Also doesn't mean that he did.
SnowpersonHitInTheFaceWithALackOfCreativity
What makes you think he is? Because someone accused him?
I didn't say he was, I'm just asking
[deleted]
The accuser did not want to testify in court, Bryant never admitted to rape, and was never convicted over it. These are the facts
Kamasu0Tra
It's more the paying and settling out of court that makes me think he had done wrong.
ChuckIHadADoubleBuurgerrr
Also, lying about sex until the DNA evidence proved otherwise.
OldSchool90
I dont have a stance on this issue at all. But there are more reasons than guilt to pay out of court settlements
Such as?
Applepotamus
CaptainObviouslikesthemthicc
https://youtu.be/IHefTrE7Hyg
housev1l
Do rapists go to heaven?
MaraSovsFeet
Kobe wasn't even a top 20 player all time. And also he raped a girl in Philly in high school I don't need to wait til 2004 to call him one
LoadedBakedPotatoes
He raped a woman.
Helpusobi11
Kobe is in hell. He admitted to committing Adultery. Don't blame me. I didn't make the rules.
rusrsdude
I love how all the other comments are about him being a rapist and how he shouldn't go to heaven cuz of that.
expedient7678
Awww Look at all the “ Holier than thou” comments about the rape charge. All sinless folk cast the first stone.
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
*bonk*
hatbeard
one of my all-time favourite web comic strips
hirosjimma
The forbidden dunk
drcapthandsome
Do rapists go to heaven?
DriftingSpaceDebris
Jesus Christ saves all who believe in him. His sacrifice on the cross covered all sin and unrighteousness. It was not selective.
Usernamethatfitsallsituations
sotronics
Really?
L0StWaNdErEr
Not gonna lie...this one made me laugh.
Puvaradivi
This one was good natured, worthy of a laugh :)
blumpk1npie
Would he shout his own name when he took a shot?
L0StWaNdErEr
I hope so
TheyManM
Everyone knows rapists go to hell ...
Puvaradivi
Wait a rapist? When did all this come out? Man I am behind on things apparently
marpizza
A woman accused him of rape back in the early 2000’s. They settled out of court so he was never technically charged for rape BUT
marpizza
The court of public opinion still believes he is a rapist, at least some people still do.
Caramster
SO RAPISTS GO TO HEAVEN NOW MKAY?
FireSolvesProblems
It's not like they're getting hit on the head.
mardukkur
LOL as if an unrepentant violent rapist would get into heaven.
Piornet
God needed a rapist.
AquariumLife
Yeah just don't bend over in front of him!
Criwolf
Halo hoops
CryptFist
I guess he has to get his wings the old fashion way because he’s not a great....
ForesterRik
He was a rapist. If heaven exists hes not in it
Duendes
Yo-you don't know how Christianity works, do you?
ForesterRik
I do, but he "repented" to the public because he got caught.
Helpusobi11
He also committed adultery
tehsquee
If heaven exist by the rules of christ sacrifice Hitler is there.
Duendes
He took his own life, so he may not actually be there (can't exactly repent after dying)
tehsquee
More probable he was relocated with the rest of the Germans to South America than he actually killed himself.
tehsquee
Also repenting isn't a requirement under the rules of sacrifice by christ. Died for all sins, not just the ones people want.
onechirp
@TheGhostOfKobeBryant
illbmeubu
I'll allow it
CatsUpvoteTerror
Rapists don't go to heaven
Ilovetomakestuffup
They do, but only into the catholic heaven and when they do it with little boys
aReasonableMan
It’s ok, no-one does. Nor hell, narnia, lazytown, fraggle rock, hogwarts or any other fictional places! Everyone chill, make the most of
aReasonableMan
Your one life and be nice to each other and the planet.
sevenfingerman
Why would a confessed rapist be in heaven? Did he have a change of heart latter in life?
jelladelta
Assuming there's an afterlife, that one can get in the goid place by simply apologising and that angels exist... Overall kobe in heaven/1
jelladelta
Is a very talk oder./2
legalisegaymarijuana
He didn't confess they settled outside of court. We don't know for sure what actually happened.
ruferto
fact check
catsandcoke
Ask and you shall be forgiven. Maybe he repented.
absolom
You're sick if you think any amount of "repentance" entitles someone to forgiveness after raping the blood out of a girl.
dfhowes
https://imgur.com/IobVwJM
zzyx
Lol @ all the comments from ignorant people who just read headlines and don’t take 5 minutes to look things up. Educate yourselves people
evilcarp
Because he found Jesus right after raping someone? Seems to be working for trump according to the Evangelicals.
shingondshingones
I know ur just trolling, but if repent of your sins, aren't you forgiven?
ChefHannibal
didn't you hear? he's famous. automatic social media sainthood
QinkieQie
Only God knows if he’s there or not
IrishCunt
Later*
sevenfingerman
Thank you
ElbowDeepInYourDad
wisco97
There are a lot worse rapist in heaven. The church forgave a lot of priests over the years
Mgiggity
Source needed
dexlamrg
The church did, that doesn't mean God did.
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
So, I'm not gonna defend him, but according to his religion, he could be forgiven and in heaven, yes.
NotACanadian
Since he's Catholic and committed a mortal sin it might be more difficult.
AwesomeTeddybear
According to everyone's religion they themselves will go to heaven and others will not tho
aReasonableMan
I’m not going to heaven because I don’t believe in it!
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
True, and according to everyone's religion, everyone else has the chance to get there if they simply do some things. Not relevant here tho.
AwesomeTeddybear
Also true! Glad we are in agreement :)
JetSkiJeff
My understanding, he confessed to having consensual sexual acts with her, not rape.Who knows the truth since it was settled outside of court
jswhat
He thought it was, but admitted that she didn’t think it was consensual. Which makes it, ya know, non consensual
HelgenBorderPatrol
How did that work exactly? Did she change her mind afterwards or something or was he actually pressuring her or what.
mardukkur
No, it was a violent attack that left blood on his clothes. His weaselly "I thought it was consensual" confession was still a confession.
HelgenBorderPatrol
Ouch. Yea that's pretty bad.. Sad thing is, I know a few guys who would probably still think that would be consensual for some reason.
lolwaitwut0
This is complete bullshit
Inkfinger
Wasnt Kobe Bryant a rapist?
BlueWaffleHouse
The girl literally still had another guys cum in her panties, and then she walked into Kobe's hotel room. Rape? Nah.
StankyPankySammich
I mean, allegedly. Settlement out of court. Could def be case of consensual sex, but she wanted more.
Helpusobi11
Unknown for sure but he DID commit Adultery. So he's in hell
cutebutkindaweird
If there even is such a thing as heaven and hell
RealScienceMan
There was a settlement out of court, which could mean anything really, but also the DA never thought it was worth pursuing.
mardukkur
Not true. The DA was prepared to move forward but the victim settled and withdrew cooperation after Kobe confessed.
TwoCheese
That was back when women didn’t seem to matter tho
Tobioblio
From all the news I’ve read and understand - there was a settlement paid to the accuser/victim. Why would an innocent person pay anything?
justfillingthespace
Hypothetically, to get the false accuser to shut up because the long-term cost of bad publicity may be higher than the settlement paid.
butdaditssharkweek
Rich people problems, smh.
toSlayWithPen
The better question is why would an actual rape victim be okay with just taking money, and not pursuing justice?
mardukkur
She forced him to confess after smearing her as a liar. Part of the settlement was his admission and apology.
eddbrowne
so she could get millions for her family
SniffinGriffin
Usual rape victims don't want to be dragged through court and talk about it publicly. Also he's famous and probably wouldn't go to jail
SniffinGriffin
Not saying he's guilty but there are legitimate reasons on both sides to settle out of court
ColoradoSky
Kobe’s not a rapist and you all just want a reason to hate someone more successful than you
jkaiser
We'll never actually know..
ChefHannibal
Or he is and fame isn't a free pass
DontTazeMeBrah
generalsplayingrisk
We can neither confirm nor deny it. more evidence for him being so than most people, not enough for 100% sureness
mardukkur
He confessed you fucking mong.
ColoradoSky
He admitted to having consensual sex, not rape
mardukkur
He admitted she didn't consent.
ColoradoSky
During the time of the encounter he believed it was consensual, he admitted months later that he realized it may not have been.
ep0808
What makes you think he's not a rapist?
ColoradoSky
Is there 100 percent proof that he is a rapist?
eddbrowne
whoa; they settled out of court so we can only suspect a crime
PeaceOotTunes
He was never found guilty of rape...
Rambofication
And OJ wasnt found guilty of murder. Doesnt mean he didnt do it.
OhMyClod
He admitted it. Testimony and evidence corroborated it.
HelgenBorderPatrol
I believe the exact wording was "I thought it was consensual but apparently not so my bad".
zzyx
Lmao best response right here
PowerToAllThePeople
From what ive read he wasnt found guilty because it was settled outside of court so he also wasn't found innocent...
jadack
otiumCatulli
94% of rapes are not successfully prosecuted. I do not comment on Kobe pe, but you need to understand there are a lot of unconvicted rap
otiumCatulli
Rapists out there. Cosby got away with it for decades, for example. On Kobe, even he has admitted that she had a different experience to him
zzyx
“94% of rape cases are unsuccessful, therefore that means most of the accused are obviously rapists” lmao love people’s logic
oneedgyboi
well, money has the power to convince people not to talk.
thoennesthegame
And yet that doesn’t mean he didn’t rape her
DarkMaster98
And yet that doesn’t mean he did rape her
rcal42
Also doesn't mean that he did.
SnowpersonHitInTheFaceWithALackOfCreativity
What makes you think he is? Because someone accused him?
ep0808
I didn't say he was, I'm just asking
[deleted]
[deleted]
SnowpersonHitInTheFaceWithALackOfCreativity
The accuser did not want to testify in court, Bryant never admitted to rape, and was never convicted over it. These are the facts
[deleted]
[deleted]
Kamasu0Tra
It's more the paying and settling out of court that makes me think he had done wrong.
ChuckIHadADoubleBuurgerrr
Also, lying about sex until the DNA evidence proved otherwise.
OldSchool90
I dont have a stance on this issue at all. But there are more reasons than guilt to pay out of court settlements
Kamasu0Tra
Such as?