Jan 17, 2022 5:50 AM
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cazkey
No SNU SNU for you.
Leonardo1975
NationalSecurityAgencyOfficial
Man sacrifices sex for a great prank.
Boqr
He ded.
Cavalrysword
A brave man!
ronny12345678
So.....she's Single?
elmonosabio
That’s not nice.
manulofdoom
nojustsayitdont
They are already married. Duh.
knittaz4life
Some say he's a legend, some say he's mad. But I say keep her on her toes at all times
nosaucesbutapplesauces
My cousin did this with his (now) wife. He kept finding excuses to get on one knee and not propose. It was always hilarious!
Sounds like his balls are big enough to carry us all ?
yeahhedugit
Now, she won't be getting down on her knees for a long time.
lemongoblin
SkinnCakeKing
Hes going to be a great dad.
Yup
srindio
Yep. Not with that girl. But yep...
FentuckyCriedKhicken
If I was his son I'm gonna fucking hate and love him at the same time all the times.
Pentotal
But he will be pronounced dead before
greenchair
Would have made a great dad. She curb stomped his face and dangly bits in the parking lot
Davadin
Her loss.
ironman3010
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure a different woman will be the mom.
jjw9
+1 … “OMG, OMG!” then “oh gawd” lol
eetsumkaus
This guy has probably gotten comfortable with the couch
VinnyVeritas
The hero we need !
rogerjun0497
Plot twist: brother and sister; this is a Folgers commercial.
Spinosaur
I’d prefer this to an actual proposal! Public proposals are an automatic no
wobblecopterrrr
largo33
fbutt09
TooStronkkk
what fcurry is tis?
MagmaCarta
It's okay, it was an Islanders game. Only 30 people saw it
XD
MrsHowVeryDareYou
That’s actually really mean. She’s being cool about it for the camera, but I guarantee crying was involved later.
skeptic99
Well, he's an Islander fan. That tells me everything I need to know.
scottytrack122718
Islanders Suck
kingrd
Sweat pants?
polarbearrodeo
Staged. The amount of women that would take this joke this well is low lol
rbudrick
She was wowed before he did shit. Not buying it.
Intuition
UglyTitties
He found out what her reaction will be once he does it for real.
belindashort
Not anymore
It doesn't look like she's terribly angry about the joke.
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
Never ever staged, not even once
BadgersinFrenchKnickers
Entertainment *
FistAsmussen
Still funny
I hope so, that's a heck of a lot of anxiety to cause someone
SlappySamsonite
(additional super obvious way that we all knew)
The internet has a "truth filter" to keep out the lies, right?...RIGHT?!
tinyknives77
Guarantee they're already married lol
Sinikko
Yeah, she was already gasping before it was evident that he was kneeling down, usually it even takes a moment for them to realise.
UncleVenoM
Let us have fun, Carl
ndg123
Can confirm. Used to work with an agency that did these sort of things. We would also pretend to be the recipients of prank calls on radio.
TheIceHorse
Why does it matter?
hotrodny
Compare it to you telling a joke. What would you like best, someone laughing for real or someone that is TOLD to laugh? I bet you like (>)
DanielGayLewis
I’d say compare it to a play. It made you laugh. But they are acting
the real thing best, yes?
simtanic8
My boyfriend did that to me in Disneyland.
I hope you broke off a piece for him later that night for the effort
SergiousMaximus
Guess who's not getting any tonight?
thatwoodguy
No sugar tonight in my coffee, no sugar tonight in my tea. No sugar the walk beside me, no sugar to run with me.
pizzapartyhard
She doesn’t look that upset. Seems to have a good sense of humor.
BananaLover93
me
ScaGBeaR
The make up sex will be good.
Phyns
He will always be getting some. He's a King. And Kings be getting some. For the record though fuck royalty :)
TheShoctopus
It's me right? I'm not getting any, again.
Thanshin
Yes. But you guessed right!
ElbowDeepInAJedi
I'll be over by 6pm. I'll bring flowers and pasta.
21stnightseptember
Flowers and pasta? Ha, good enough for me :P
AtLeast325Cats
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If she was putting out maybe she would have gotten a ring. Huh? Huh? Wassup?
DemonFluffer1000
Ring for a ring I always say.
Fair enough :)
You took that well for a person who was actually right. Lol
Well it is rather difficult to argue with your point and you seemed passionate about it. Also I might be a little stoned.
highhiedyin
cazkey
No SNU SNU for you.
Leonardo1975
NationalSecurityAgencyOfficial
Man sacrifices sex for a great prank.
Boqr
He ded.
Cavalrysword
A brave man!
ronny12345678
So.....she's Single?
elmonosabio
That’s not nice.
manulofdoom
nojustsayitdont
They are already married. Duh.
knittaz4life
Some say he's a legend, some say he's mad. But I say keep her on her toes at all times
nosaucesbutapplesauces
My cousin did this with his (now) wife. He kept finding excuses to get on one knee and not propose. It was always hilarious!
knittaz4life
Sounds like his balls are big enough to carry us all ?
yeahhedugit
Now, she won't be getting down on her knees for a long time.
lemongoblin
SkinnCakeKing
Hes going to be a great dad.
epicurusaquinas
Yup
srindio
Yep. Not with that girl. But yep...
FentuckyCriedKhicken
If I was his son I'm gonna fucking hate and love him at the same time all the times.
Pentotal
But he will be pronounced dead before
greenchair
Would have made a great dad. She curb stomped his face and dangly bits in the parking lot
Davadin
Her loss.
ironman3010
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure a different woman will be the mom.
jjw9
+1 … “OMG, OMG!” then “oh gawd” lol
eetsumkaus
This guy has probably gotten comfortable with the couch
VinnyVeritas
The hero we need !
rogerjun0497
Plot twist: brother and sister; this is a Folgers commercial.
Spinosaur
I’d prefer this to an actual proposal! Public proposals are an automatic no
wobblecopterrrr
largo33
fbutt09
TooStronkkk
what fcurry is tis?
MagmaCarta
It's okay, it was an Islanders game. Only 30 people saw it
epicurusaquinas
XD
MrsHowVeryDareYou
That’s actually really mean. She’s being cool about it for the camera, but I guarantee crying was involved later.
skeptic99
Well, he's an Islander fan. That tells me everything I need to know.
scottytrack122718
Islanders Suck
kingrd
Sweat pants?
polarbearrodeo
Staged. The amount of women that would take this joke this well is low lol
rbudrick
She was wowed before he did shit. Not buying it.
epicurusaquinas
Intuition
UglyTitties
He found out what her reaction will be once he does it for real.
belindashort
Not anymore
UglyTitties
It doesn't look like she's terribly angry about the joke.
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
Never ever staged, not even once
BadgersinFrenchKnickers
Entertainment *
FistAsmussen
Still funny
belindashort
I hope so, that's a heck of a lot of anxiety to cause someone
SlappySamsonite
(additional super obvious way that we all knew)
ironman3010
The internet has a "truth filter" to keep out the lies, right?...RIGHT?!
tinyknives77
Guarantee they're already married lol
Sinikko
Yeah, she was already gasping before it was evident that he was kneeling down, usually it even takes a moment for them to realise.
UncleVenoM
Let us have fun, Carl
ndg123
Can confirm. Used to work with an agency that did these sort of things. We would also pretend to be the recipients of prank calls on radio.
TheIceHorse
Why does it matter?
hotrodny
Compare it to you telling a joke. What would you like best, someone laughing for real or someone that is TOLD to laugh? I bet you like (>)
DanielGayLewis
I’d say compare it to a play. It made you laugh. But they are acting
hotrodny
the real thing best, yes?
simtanic8
My boyfriend did that to me in Disneyland.
epicurusaquinas
I hope you broke off a piece for him later that night for the effort
SergiousMaximus
Guess who's not getting any tonight?
thatwoodguy
No sugar tonight in my coffee, no sugar tonight in my tea. No sugar the walk beside me, no sugar to run with me.
pizzapartyhard
She doesn’t look that upset. Seems to have a good sense of humor.
BananaLover93
me
ScaGBeaR
The make up sex will be good.
Phyns
He will always be getting some. He's a King. And Kings be getting some. For the record though fuck royalty :)
TheShoctopus
It's me right? I'm not getting any, again.
Thanshin
Yes. But you guessed right!
ElbowDeepInAJedi
I'll be over by 6pm. I'll bring flowers and pasta.
21stnightseptember
Flowers and pasta? Ha, good enough for me :P
AtLeast325Cats
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epicurusaquinas
If she was putting out maybe she would have gotten a ring. Huh? Huh? Wassup?
DemonFluffer1000
Ring for a ring I always say.
SergiousMaximus
Fair enough :)
epicurusaquinas
You took that well for a person who was actually right. Lol
SergiousMaximus
Well it is rather difficult to argue with your point and you seemed passionate about it. Also I might be a little stoned.
highhiedyin