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trivialcolourless
I just cringed. I know that cop on tinder holy shit.
jwside
Good dump +1
Samthetrue
#39 2020: we're doing it! 2023: was that it?
Civikjm
#39: 2000 - blind goddamned panic
savagelifeisthelife
#29 person didn't know how "Deborah" was spelled- read like "zebra" with a d
banannabelle18
Ok, who is the kid in the first meme? I keep seeing him everywhere
LostLogic12
#1 If I ever start referring to high-school as the best years of my life remind me to kill myself.
Bystandr
Wow google autocomplete is better than many AI software attempts , currently.
GreenEggsAndSam92
Aww fuck it's morning already?!
CommieShillPaidBySoros
#5 And then when you were actually sick everyone's like: LEL U PROBEBLEY FAYKED DE SAYKNESS LEMAYO
d3jake
#1 is so very accurate. It was an embodiment of a circle jerk in many ways. There were some nice people, but otherwise, I had a bad time.
Janthran
if u have blood all over your body when you're on your period then you must be doing something wrong
DarkHeat99
I don't get the naked body blood thing
aGrumpyPotato
DHANDHAHSBAGGS
tusig1243
#2, anytime someone says guess what, I always think of hank in breaking bad when he says he hates those people. Cracks my shit up
LoboRugger3
#1. I went and played football for a big football HS in L.A. I was treated like a King by my teachers. It was awesome. But I don't miss HS.
dkhliret
Yikes in yard.
clairemarie91
I love the "are you going to tell your parents. Are you going to tell mine?"
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Jmal05
If highschool was/is the best four years of your life, that's very sad.
rollercostarican
doesn't have to be, sounds like you just had a shitty time in HS. HS could be an A+ and life now could still be an A, that's not sad to me
theoiulkj
I think that's just what people say when they're in college and it's finals season. Or prison.
TechPriest97
#32 wait what, being an introvert makes you useless
HopeHubris
Well, at the second one, probably
aGrumpyPotato
I didn't realize I was doing introversion all wrong by being productive in an isolated manner.
otakudan
Introvert should be replaced with lazy.
RadicalDud
Sometimes I'm super anxious & let it get best of me, but yeah, somtimes I'm just legit lazy. Like, why party when I can Netflix w/ no pants?
HalfwaytoBatman
#1 is exactly why I'm not depressed anymore. Hated the school and almost everyone in it. Didn't do anything all four years. Started going1/2
HalfwaytoBatman
To Schoolcraft and I couldn't be happier or more motivated.
VanLynx
#49 smatter is the best
Testspecimen
#14 Can any other Manitoban tell me where that MLC is? I must drink there it's imgur famous.
Ihave3moms
Brandon is my guess, near the Canadian tire
Testspecimen
You're right. I spent too long on google street view to confirm.
DogsAreMyFavouritePeople
#1 This kid keeps returning in memes and dumps. Who is he?
jemi1976
He's the nephew of a Viner, Nick Mastadon.
shrekisourogrelord
Nephew? I never realized. I guess I always assumed it was his son
TonyStarkWantsOne
Yours.
UnableQueso
http://imgur.com/38qhnHL
Sauroctonus
4 years? I thought highschool was 5 years.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
#41 Okay fuck you, I like EDM
Amajor
Yeah that one is bs from salty people
LarvaLamp
I love electronic music. I hate this new edm frat party turn down for what bullshit. Listen to some Orbital.
WhoPaidForThisFloor
I love your username.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
I don't deny that there is certainly some terrible EDM. But the repetitive, tuneless shit does not represent all EDM
rollercostarican
there's nothing wrong with a good party song, some types of music are just made for certain scenarios more than others.
LarvaLamp
Yeah, that's true. I always just liked the stuff you could really listen to, not stuff only designed for a club/party.
rollercostarican
i have diff songs for diff moods, sometimes i wanna dance, sometimes i want BG music while working, sometimes i want to sing in shower
ComputerAntiPope
No shit, that Sex in the Shower footrest is exactly what I need to shave my legs. That girl is a genius and I want one.
cornjac
https://www.amazon.com/Sex-Shower-Single-Locking-Suction/dp/B00GIXPIV4
Thesinlesssinner
I agree, that was fucking brilliant.
danishjuggler21
Do people not have that ledge in their shower like I've had in every shower I've ever had?
highlandheart
A lot of showers don't. It's really frustrating.
filthytank
Unrelated to your thing but can anyone tell me where I can get that sweater?
CulpaScintilla
https://www.thehunt.com/the-hunt/LvvhoW-i'm-a-luxury----few-can-afford- Ironically, that's a shirt few can afford.
filthytank
You're a fuxking saint thank you so much
FLFrank42
Yes I too want a genius girl
NeonNishi
Underrated comment
DeliciousMeats
Buy a "shower helper" instead. It's the same exact thing but marketed to the elderly... and less than half the price.
DomesticFire
You are the hero we never deserved. Thank you.
DeliciousMeats
And when I mean the same exact thing, I mean literally they just change the packaging.
meskarune
omg thats hilarious
DeliciousMeats
A lot of the stuff in fetish shops is from the hardware store, everything from the rope to the rings to the clamps.
Revvys
I actually showed that to my bf and he approved of that purpose for it. He's a foot taller than me so shower sex is impossible anyway.
JustRideABike
Well it's impossible with that attitude. You just have to believe in yourself and your abilities.
wrackspurts
Buy two, got yourself a sex ladder
fuckingthingup
Sex is never impossible. I'm 5' and my bf is 6'2 and we make schower sex work. You just have to try really hard
JustDontCare
So, if it was the opposite would it be eaasier?
ltranc
Username checks out.
KingShitOfTurdMountain
I'm 5'3, husband is 6'4. We don't even bother with shower sex. The struggle takes the enjoyment out of it.
Revvys
Yeah, no. 6'4, 260lbs + 5'2" 160 lbs + shitty tiny apartment shower = not fucking worth the effort.
hblb229
It's over rated anyway
Gizmodian
My fiancee and I have the same kind of dimorphism and it's hard; helps that I have long legs though, and his are sorta short. [Long torso]
Hedgehogsareadorable
Half in half out? Haha. I get your pain.
firepower412
*fucking not worth the effort
DrWigglesworth
#42 Pearl Harbour was attacked at 8am. Yes I am fun at parties
Laughingfornoreason
Yes, but it happened after 11:30 the day before.
tyraeon
Normandy.
Magpiebones
Most wars and battles start way before dawn as the 3-6am is worst time to wake up and try to stay calm in danger.
Brodiesan
I pretty much panic in danger at any time.
Seymour974
Yeah but that was The asians their 8am is like 4 pm .
tornbetweenscyllaandcovfefe
WW1 Armistice was signed at 11:00.
Peppersworth
Dang it you stole my comment.
landcfan
I think Washington crossed the Delaware before dawn. What an overachiever.
chickenpizza9128
9/11 happened in the morning too
deancarrington
VeryMoistTowelettes
7/11 too
GoogleKnowsTooMuchAboutMe
That was just a part time job.
LordMoo
*slow clap*
TheMovieGalaxyQuest
We attacked Poland around 5 in the morning... that was fairly significant.
vampirehedgehog
You also committed the Classic Blunder of starting a land war in Russia at 03:15.
TheMovieGalaxyQuest
Ah, a timeless classic indeed! Good thing we are bros with them now.
yourmomisminenow
ERIIIIKA
PileOfWalthers
Fucking Erika...
TheMovieGalaxyQuest
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blüüüümelein. Und das heißt... EEEEEEERIKA.
FuzzyBwalls
9/11
Fillupyapud
10/12
FuzzyBwalls
11/13
marximusprime
9/11. Both towers had fallen by 11:30.
Fillupyapud
And I was out of school by noon ????
zoomycaterpillar
Why were you outta school? Were you in New York?
Fillupyapud
Nope just an excuse to leave!
zoomycaterpillar
Ugh thanks for leaving me hanging for THREE DAYS
takichandler
8am Hawaiian time. Already 2 on the east coast, aka the only place things matter
Relsus
Washington crossed the Delaware on Christmas morning.
ThunderBolts94
9/11. East coast. 9am.
takichandler
Touché.
GrandPoobahDeDoinkOfAllOfThisAndThat
None of these are good things though. Important? Yes, but don't want them to happen, therefore avoid getting up before 11:30
ROBROR87
The tweet didn't say good though it said important..
GrandPoobahDeDoinkOfAllOfThisAndThat
True