SomeoneTookMyUsernameToo
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Wait what
Jun 15, 2017 11:26 AM
SomeoneTookMyUsernameToo
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Hungrypiemonger
He looks at it: "Uh, problem...this is a left hand."
ideagrinder
You're pretty sick Chubbs
Geagun
Thats the look a kid gets when their grandma gives them a sweater for their birthday in June.
YouLoveThat
What.!?
KingoPeculiar
"I should return that to its rightful owner"- This guy 50 years after stealing a dudes arm
kwkspectre
Hey, uh, thanks man. I was looking for that.
TrundleTheGr8
He ate all the good parts
9sharps
@SomeoneTookMyUsername you are part of this dude's origin story
pistachiomoustache
"I totally forgot that I had this. You want it back?"
InnerUniverse
50 years or not, I'd still be pissed about that.
BeanerX
It's not that weird. Howard Stern collected ears. Even sewed them together to make a tent to shield himself from the rain in the jungle
madmadders
https://68.media.tumblr.com/9a0dfb2ed326097bf785e907273ff5eb/tumblr_ns6050XMWe1sp7ewho1_400.gif
JodiferousTwain
I feel like the acceptance of this story would be different if the man wasn't smiling.
JodiferousTwain
...like "WTF do I do with that?!"
RoxanneLaWin
GhostdogBlues
Just think of all he can do with the bones of his severed arm: straws, windchimes, flutes, drumsticks, nunchaka, back scratchers...
MerryJoe
Really got to hand it to the guy, that's a nice gesture
Tom40
Alright everyone, where are the upvotes on this one? C'mon, throw us a bone.
idiotidiotidiot
IgnorantWisdom
Think about it, that man probably had accepted the lost of his arm years ago and moved on. And then a man shows up with it, I'd be estatic
IgnorantWisdom
That's if this picture isn't a joke between two guys with good sense of humors
ErdogantheFalafelMan
Sooner or later he had to hand it over.
TheYayYay
"It'll be OUR arm, but we can keep it at my house." - US Army Doctor, probably
WristDeepInaBook
http://imgur.com/kensoW4
cooper7566
Need a hand?
KristusApollo
ConfusedAxis
pjcraxford
You have to hand it to him though
NoThanksImTooHorny
Does it count as lending a hand, when you stole it in the first place?
DeputyRageMode
This guy asking the right questions.
AskmeaboutmystoriesornotIamausernamenotacop
How's the wife? Kids alright?
IbleedfirstthereforIwin
proletariatblues
Soy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpK1aiA3-oY
ShutYourMouthWhenYoureTalkinToMe
Under the statute of limitations regarding stolen limbs, after 5 years, ownership is transferred over.
reineseele
So if i kept a woman in a cell for 5years...Just hear me out on this...
LincolnSiixEcho
She's YOURS, dude. Just screenshot that last comment in case anyone asks.
AREyouKIDDINGmi
I'm waiting for the part where that's a problem?
DeadlyFood
I think just the torso, arms, and legs. one big limb connected by the neck to the head
DeakVanNyke
he took his right to keep and bear arms literally
RizBlanc
I see what you did there on three fu king counts!
morethanamouthfull
That man's got that "no, I like it" but in reality is saying "what the fuck am I supposed to do with it"
AtlasUnbound
Well duh, the guy is a doctor! He gonna put it back on!
DonavanCharis
AtlasUnbound
A US Doctor visiting a Vietnamese man, can't you read?
ShaneEngland
well at least he took care of it, instead of leaving it on the battle or just tossing in a hole
darthOnion
that's what she said?
blazebot4200
He removed it to save the guys life he was a doctor. Then his friends boiled it clean and gave it to him as a souvenir. Who knows why
helpusdrzaius
What hole? Were there designated holes for odd body parts??
accujimmy
Yes. Haven't you ever heard of a handhold?
FussyZeus
In Vietnam I absolutely believe there were.
KinderSurpriseMF
Down the chute of "F" bodies....
denigreur
With a F written on the tit with a Sharpie
Thirdy
Taking care of not (anymore) needed body parts is a lesser priority I think.
ShaneEngland
lesser than what?
Thirdy
caring about the guy who has lost a limb or things i guess
ShaneEngland
you can't care about them, if you get in that mindset you can't kill them effectively
Thirdy
do medics kill people? idk