Medical Meme Dump

Hoping for 10 to make sure I can post to r/medicalschool tomorrow. We find out where we go for residency!

If this post gets 100 points I'll share a medical story involving this maraca

100 point edit: So during my 4th year, I was on trauma surgery nights. Around 2am we received a consult to come see an older white gentleman (likely in his 60's). When we arrive to see him he is in agony lying on his side. We begin to question him and find out that someone has shoved something into his rectum. He says he was drugged and cannot tell us what this object is. The senior resident attempts to manually disimpact whatever item it is and is unable to. He tells me it feels similar to a cue ball but will not budge. We get an abdominal x-ray and only see a hollow ball of air. Still confused and unable to remove the object he gets taken to surgery to remove the item later that morning. Upon removal it is the maraca seen above with the handle broken off.

There are two prevailing theories.
One: Said elderly male had gotten bored with his life and decided to experiment. Older male inserts maraca. Older male then attempts to remove maraca by handle and handle breaks. Makes up story to avoid embarrassment

Two: My resident tells me the story that apparently, in his experience, drug dealers would use various means of rectal trauma to those who did not pay for their goods in a timely manner. During his time as a student he had many patients come in with gunshot wounds to the rectum. Apparently the term "pop a cap in your ass" was actually something that occurred. These individuals would have to get colostomy bags typically from such trauma. Apparently now they may be saving on bullets and just shoving random objects up there instead.

FP edit: Don't need nudes. Send your tangentially related medical problems.