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Thirsty Wednesday ?
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Wow i made it to the front page ! Thank you for scantily clad women with birght colored hair and fellow imgurians !
Send me whatever you find is interesting in this world ! (no nudes please)
TheDaharMaster
*gets to shop* *its all bearded dudes in boxers*
PlZZATHEHUTT
Nice to know america is still a juvenile wasteland
jadespider
Andilee
The bikini coffee shop in my area closed due to them whoring themselves out from the shop.
goflyblind
starting next week: #HealthInspectorSurpriseVisitsWednesdays.
Mcq314
tacky af
groundfyter
She looks like she could win the "Hottest Addict 2017" pageant.
MrMattPeters
Reminds me of family guy when they opened a cookie store but had to hire strippers to make any sales.
Sionas
Nope, seems like a waste of money. Just to see a girl in a bikini serve me coffee? Seems pointless.
scottgarland12
And pathetic
ucandcantunc
I love when they dye their scalps...
thirdworldrepresent
The thing that bothers me most, next to the hygiene issues of that coffee shop.
BondageBurrito
this is ...so unsanitary.....
mynamesbryson
Lmao she has blue dye on her forehead from that ghetto ass coloring job.
IFiguredItOut
Her dye job is atrocious, half of it ended up on her scalp and forehead.
heinleinfan
She used up all her Vaseline on...other things.
smurfster
Meh
srsfaceI8C
I do not understand why places like this get business, or find willing employees.
CrimeThinker
It's one of the oldest professions.
srsfaceI8C
No, that would be prostitution which if that's what people were buying, it would at least make sense to me.
5700
@WaterDeliveryBoy
WaterDeliveryBoy
WaterDeliveryBoy
spookymonster
If I get a pube in my coffee I'm going to snap.
mynameiselliott
I'd feel like such a thirsty creep going here
gorgeousninja
Hey, any barrels left need scraping?
MutantTurd
I went to one where the girl played with herself while making my friends coffee. All I could think was "Oh, that's not sanitary at all."
MutantTurd
I was visiting north of Seattle and my friend told me about a "real down and dirty coffee joint". I wasn't about to order after that.
wackywoohoopizzaman
Oh my god, that is disgusting! The health inspector would have a field day there
Quiet0ctopus
Is.... is no one going to point out the fact that her forehead is straight up blue?
WannaSeeMyPogCollection
As a barista I'd be down with doing this. As a fat, hairy guy you better hope they never let me.
gunter
Would totally pay for that.
WannaSeeMyPogCollection
How much we talkin'? I got bills.
gunter
About three fiddy.
NeverTrustABleachedAsshole
They really need a place on Big Beaver
jonestown
island
IHaveNightmaresOfMidgetsThrowingPicklesAtMe
The one on big beaver and dequindre just closed last week.. no joking
CarnivorousBlonde
seriously? that was next to me, i sweat i saw them open..well. about a week ago
IHaveNightmaresOfMidgetsThrowingPicklesAtMe
16 and mound is still open
CK1987
There's still the one on 16 mile(Big Beaver) and Mound. No joke
tinyblasian
I was just about to say there is one on Big Beaver by the Asian market...heh the more you know
NeverTrustABleachedAsshole
Lol, that's perfect
Tombodacious
And Troy has fallen
middleagedman
Or maybe just off I-69?
WhytWu1f
Well, Big Beaver *is* exit 69 off I-75, so...
Bru9
Then if you drive 100 miles north on 75, you can find Little Beaver.
IGoInCanadaDry
Be careful, you take that a little too far, you'll be in Hell
WhytWu1f
And really, who doesn't love a Little Beaver?
Bru9
Exactly. Who doesn't!?
Prometh3An
ISN'T ANYBODY GOING TO TALK ABOUT @OP 'S USERNAME??!!
IHaveNightmaresOfMidgetsThrowingPicklesAtMe
Yes marvel at my wonderful username !
Djalabajoe
Girls wore tiny hot pants in a place I know until they got banned for making food whilst constantly pulling the pants out of their asscrack
ManMashine
Whoa. You are telling me you could more or less indirectly eat her ass? :D Coooool!
Slapthefatcat
Good. Food and job safety is no joke.
BklynPunisher
Just gives food a unique flavor.
Zeth0
The flavor is kinda shitty
SurfSwitch
This is the trademark of every shitty town in Western Washington. Most of them are escorts or cam girls.
lysani
Seriously, it's so ridiculous out there. In one area of Bothell, there was an intersection that had a different one on each corner.
SurfSwitch
I know that intersection. If anyone needs an STD with their coffee, I can send you a map.
CribbKittenJunkie
So. Many.
YoSoyMilk
I'd rather go to Dunkin' Donuts. This is weird.
scottgarland12
And a little sad
cfcannon
I'd worry it would be like Hooters. I'd love the food but hate the weird environment.
cattywumpus
Right? I don't give a shit what my barista/server looks like. I'm barely coherent at that point anyway.
SavageAsFk
I agree. Its just coffee. And coffee does not need any help to advertise its appeal
jeki187
I went to get a haircut at a place because it was 10$, but they did the super flirty thing. IDC, I just need a haircut. She stabbed her 1/2
jeki187
finger while flirting with me, and made my haircut take way longer. It was weird the whole time.
stimpsonjcatt
Go to DD for a BJ?
justyouraveragepeacock
If hubby goes to dd for me ,I'd give him a bj. ;)
stimpsonjcatt
I get you on that. It's about a 45 minute drive for us to DD.
justyouraveragepeacock
Ours is about 30 min drive
stimpsonjcatt
Aww...some bunny wubs you. All I get is what the grocery sells. No bj happening for that effort. I can pick that up myself. He would tho
ManMashine
how much till they offer free blowjobs for every 10th customer? o.o (yes, even if it's a female customer)
Alavex
http://www.delish.com/food-news/a47995/cafe-fellatio-serves-espresso-and-blowjobs/ not actually NSFW
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
Theres been several busts here in washington state where owners of these places were running prostitution rings with them.
WitcherSchoolDropout
Idiocracy did it first
noyouratowel
There's a coffee shop in Switzerland that offers blowjobs with your coffee
TheTeenageMutantNinjaTurtles
I would not want to get my dick sucked while drinking scalding hot coffee, what if I spill it in on them!?
RobertEmmet
Get cold brew
Mozaralio
Source
noyouratowel
http://www.eater.com/2016/6/24/12026012/geneva-fellatio-cafe-wtf
Mozaralio
Wow and only $60? I pay almost that much for shitty coffee in the first place!
RobertEmmet
WHERE?
Raventhief
Terrible idea. Aprons don't just protect clothing, they protect skin. And coffee burns.
roorooter
Don't you dare ruin this for me.
rando84
The aprons could be transparent.
afartnSpartan
If this girl wore an apron over what she's wearing now, she's still be damn sexy. Just saiyan
bayardthebloodhound
Yes
craigscrazyguactacs
Doesn't matter, sex sells
garbagedonut
If they get burned they get fired.
abitofabuzzkill
Hardly a reasonable concern with competent baristas...
TAXGOD69
She doesn't make the coffee bottomless ya fucknugget
aCookieMaker
Debbie downer
Stacyanna
They know what they got themselves into to
HipsterMurderCrew
Let us all take a moment to recognize this individual for raising awareness for the baristas, #baristalivesmatter
mazelbasil
definitelystrgaight
Can't anybody just have fun in life damn!? Nobody is thinking about burns and practical applications of uniforms. Shit
PolarHailStorm
Thanks to compensation culture, companies do.
justrokkit
We can't afford to be carefree, Mister Moneybags.
Sheldonian
New idea! Aprons only baristas
BouncingCzechs
ILiveInStateParks
I agree. If they do this I'll become a barista. Yes I am a uber white and hairy guy
Sheldonian
Well that makes two of us
CptFloridaMan
I'd apply in a heart beat. Hairy dad bod followed by hairy booty.
bayardthebloodhound
You forget the apron is only an add layer. Still can get burned.
Dreyted
Elerich
New New Idea! Lead Aprons only baristas!
CatsIsTheAnswer
Waterproof aprons?
bayardthebloodhound
Yeah for the guys wanting this it wouldn't be sexy. All I was thinking was lady gets bumped into burns her chest and then it bubbles up with
bayardthebloodhound
Those nasty nasty burn blisters. And yes coffee can get that hot. But you know if they want to ruin boobies let them.
CatsIsTheAnswer
You're telling me our only choice is latex suits?
ShelixAnakasian
Bikini Barristas are a growing trend as these little shops try competing.
citoyenne
I'm really glad this wasn't a thing when I was a barista.
Repostradamus
They opened one in my hometown and it last about 6 months. Conservative town plus methed out girls didn't go over well.
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Won't happen in Melbourne Australia, CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE SHIT COFFEE OR GIMMICKS TO HOCK IT
gingerlocksofbeard
When I went to Chile, some local co-workers took me to "Coffee con Piernas." I expected something like the picture...Not it at all.
MadMupp
I doubt need bullshit, just pour hot water in the teabag and make it cheap and fast...
HoodsBallsOnASkillet
I'm an out of shape guy working at Starbucks. I'm all in on this if they think we won't!
APToken
All over California.
SilverNicktail
It's pretty pathetic, isn't it? Both that they're doing it and that it works.
FoeOfFauxPho
Yes it is, and I'd go.
elbdms
How can this be a new thing this day and age. Isn't this why hooters is diversifying now, that people are grossed out by how sleazy it is?
ChilledBikerDude
Sexy people are great. Sexy people serving you coffee is greater.
Manieman
That's not a bikini it's just undies
Muttons1337
There is underwear that is made bikini style.
arsnl89
It kinda reminds of of the Idiocracy prediction... Starbucks: adult lattes
tooomanysteves
Oh shit, you are right. It's started.
DomoriGato
Double D-Cup lattes.
zigbigidorlu
This is no time for a handjob, Joe!
IJustLikeToArgue
I thought "Bottomless Wednesday" meant the customers were supposed to be bottomless.
CatsIsTheAnswer
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/11/02/01/2E064D4000000578-3299641-image-m-38_1446427337048.jpg
theazuremist
Or the drinks, really. As in, unlimited refills.
IJustLikeToArgue
Ya. That would make sense. Alas, they only offer 1 free refill. Lame.
crabdollar
This shameless marketing image has sold me. Why am I drinking overpriced crap when I could do that and be a perv as well? I am weak.
MortimerMous3
Just like their coffee
jumpercat
Aren't we all?
JeffJuice
We all have our vices. Those who argue otherwise is a committing one straight to your face lol
HiImMrMeeseeks
Verily.
IWasInThePool
The trend isn't the only thing growing.
Cartoones
Came....back to upvote.. +1
Jovuss
Heyooooooo
IWasInThePool
www.hiyoooo.com
jumpercat
Oh you mean my crippling depression?
IWasInThePool
Actually, yes :(
Dicho83
I laughed ... then, I stared motionless at the grey souless walls that serve to illustrate how utterly underwhelming my life has become. +1
DSVII
Going into a coffee shop, I rather have coffee
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wackywoohoopizzaman
He isn't OP
INDIG0M0NKEY
Everyone is OP eventually
AMartianPotato
Way to make yourself look like an 8 year old.
LincolnSiixEcho
*looks at username*
AMartianPotato
Its a reference to a novel.