Jun 7, 2021 11:43 PM
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FeChefImgur
Most fences can't really 'stop' cattle, they are just too placid to worry about going through the fence and stop as its a barrier to them.
MacFarlin1920
Cow or antalop?
81licks
I’m completely impressed
Evilx3mpire
when the biggest one is the most graceful
Felcomic
next thing you know, they'll be jumping over the moon.
Icantbeli3vethisisstillavailable
Oh lawd he comin
Statera
Poise and grace.
BillCornelius
what kind of cows are they?
cookieduster
Thought the big one at the end was going to walk through and knock over the rails. Probably thought the others hope to do it.
2thless
Looks like there is a fence/webbing
Nlchacon
Graceful.
maliamurray0706101malia
Just give me land lotsa land under starry skies above...don't fence me in.??
cryborg
Surprisingly strong and agile.
treboresque
sporkulese
I love their grace and fluid motion. It's captivating!
Atulsm
That's an indian gaur probably near Ooty. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaur
ShipOfFate
That’s actually impressive
ILikePunsMoreOrLessThanYouDo
There was a sixth cow, but it jumped over the moon
hannah301je365
Aww, cute.
buttobviousfacts
These aren't cows. It's a completely different breed called Mithun.
I realize that, but it doesn't fit very well into a nursery rhyme
TheLastSpaceman
I have NEVER seen cows jump fences. A mere hypothesis never even existed in my database...
ThanosTheGreat
That last one is an absolute unit
Cravanicus
OH LAWD THEY HOPPIN’!
KatoGodPrime
blubaldnuglee
Actual free range cattle are way more athletic than you'd suppose. fences are often only a weak suggestion to them, especially if food (1)
Is involved. Not to mention the maternal instincts that'll turn them feisty if you hurt a calf. Source: Have helped local rancher.
I bet they're jumping over cause the grass is greener...
Sharmillion
"COWS"
I kept expecting one of those to fail
psychologisttheologist
That would be an udder disaster
khora
That's bull.
thornofnight
Did you not see the fence?
swifter66
Same, though I’m pleased they didn’t
derzilly
Especially chonko the last
Threemorewishes
nimble beasts
MateriaGirl1
They look like Banteng, (wild cattle, not domesticated). Maybe that explains their agility
It's an indian gaur. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaur
SpartaWolf117
France has to be different. Everyone else eats chicken, they eat frog. Everyone else counts sheep, they count cows.
Johnsky
Ah, but you're making the assumption they can count.
MaddogDelphi1997
I thought this was in India for some reason.
Desimanoos
Because it is.. these are called "Gaur".. adult one weights up to 1500 kilos.. tiger's favorite..
beziot
I would like to understand how people know it's from France.
only now do i realize that says fence and not france
cassowarykween
@OP are these banteng? What kind of bovine are these?
Indian Bison, aka "Gaur". https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaur
That was my first instinct, but I have a hard time telling them apart. How do you tell the difference with the cows?
major give away is Gaurs are bright white below the knee and brown/black above. very distinct..
Thanks for answering my questions
It looks like banteng can have that coloring too, unless the internet is being an ass and showing me the wrong thing.
they ar close relatives,geographically separated. Gaurs are darker shades as well.Banteng hve big white patch on their rump which Gaurs don'
Illpostcheese
If that was a barbed wire fence, this would be udder destruction.
BabiesAreGreatMedRare
Ballsy thing to say.
Ivalicenyan
That pun has been milked dry
missmerk
Ugggh. So gross. Must upvote.
CarlottaVonSprockett
BFiNN06
KevinBhall
masterful
animatronicChristmasChickens
Having grown up on a cattle farm, can confirm. It's a hell of job for a vet to fix, too
CrypticalEnvelopement
Yeah it's basically going through a shredder at that point
AslanTheGod
Seen deer nuts wrapped around barbed wire before.
klausisweird
Oh. Well, that is an awful thing I had never thought of. Thanks!
SevenAngryTortoises
Does that count as a Darwin Award?
If they bled out and died, which is pretty possible... Then, yes.
You don't have to die to Darwin. Removed from the gene pool is the only stipulation - sterilization (incl removed balls) counts! lol
However, despite some opinions to the contrary, you can have already reproduced children and still be eligible to win a Darwin award
Really?! Shit, I guess that makes since. TIL
HoratioVelveteen
I mean Darwin Award is for doing something stupid on purpose. Bet they dont know the danger of barbed wire. Just another obstacle to them?
TIL Darwin awards are for when someone does something stupid that removes them from the gene pool. Not just "doing something stupid".
"On purpose" was the key there. Cuz the award, as I've seen it, is for ppl purposefully doing dumb shit typically. Its whatever tho
FeChefImgur
Most fences can't really 'stop' cattle, they are just too placid to worry about going through the fence and stop as its a barrier to them.
MacFarlin1920
Cow or antalop?
81licks
I’m completely impressed
Evilx3mpire
when the biggest one is the most graceful
Felcomic
next thing you know, they'll be jumping over the moon.
Icantbeli3vethisisstillavailable
Oh lawd he comin
Statera
Poise and grace.
BillCornelius
what kind of cows are they?
cookieduster
Thought the big one at the end was going to walk through and knock over the rails. Probably thought the others hope to do it.
2thless
Looks like there is a fence/webbing
Nlchacon
Graceful.
maliamurray0706101malia
Just give me land lotsa land under starry skies above...don't fence me in.??
cryborg
Surprisingly strong and agile.
treboresque
sporkulese
I love their grace and fluid motion. It's captivating!
Atulsm
That's an indian gaur probably near Ooty. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaur
ShipOfFate
That’s actually impressive
ILikePunsMoreOrLessThanYouDo
There was a sixth cow, but it jumped over the moon
hannah301je365
Aww, cute.
buttobviousfacts
These aren't cows. It's a completely different breed called Mithun.
ILikePunsMoreOrLessThanYouDo
I realize that, but it doesn't fit very well into a nursery rhyme
TheLastSpaceman
I have NEVER seen cows jump fences. A mere hypothesis never even existed in my database...
ThanosTheGreat
That last one is an absolute unit
Cravanicus
OH LAWD THEY HOPPIN’!
KatoGodPrime
blubaldnuglee
Actual free range cattle are way more athletic than you'd suppose. fences are often only a weak suggestion to them, especially if food (1)
blubaldnuglee
Is involved. Not to mention the maternal instincts that'll turn them feisty if you hurt a calf. Source: Have helped local rancher.
FeChefImgur
I bet they're jumping over cause the grass is greener...
Sharmillion
"COWS"
ILikePunsMoreOrLessThanYouDo
I kept expecting one of those to fail
psychologisttheologist
That would be an udder disaster
khora
That's bull.
thornofnight
Did you not see the fence?
swifter66
Same, though I’m pleased they didn’t
derzilly
Especially chonko the last
Threemorewishes
nimble beasts
MateriaGirl1
They look like Banteng, (wild cattle, not domesticated). Maybe that explains their agility
Atulsm
It's an indian gaur. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaur
SpartaWolf117
France has to be different. Everyone else eats chicken, they eat frog. Everyone else counts sheep, they count cows.
Johnsky
Ah, but you're making the assumption they can count.
MaddogDelphi1997
I thought this was in India for some reason.
Desimanoos
Because it is.. these are called "Gaur".. adult one weights up to 1500 kilos.. tiger's favorite..
beziot
I would like to understand how people know it's from France.
SpartaWolf117
only now do i realize that says fence and not france
cassowarykween
@OP are these banteng? What kind of bovine are these?
Desimanoos
Indian Bison, aka "Gaur". https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaur
cassowarykween
That was my first instinct, but I have a hard time telling them apart. How do you tell the difference with the cows?
Desimanoos
major give away is Gaurs are bright white below the knee and brown/black above. very distinct..
cassowarykween
Thanks for answering my questions
cassowarykween
It looks like banteng can have that coloring too, unless the internet is being an ass and showing me the wrong thing.
Desimanoos
they ar close relatives,geographically separated. Gaurs are darker shades as well.Banteng hve big white patch on their rump which Gaurs don'
Illpostcheese
If that was a barbed wire fence, this would be udder destruction.
BabiesAreGreatMedRare
Ballsy thing to say.
Ivalicenyan
That pun has been milked dry
missmerk
Ugggh. So gross. Must upvote.
CarlottaVonSprockett
BFiNN06
KevinBhall
masterful
animatronicChristmasChickens
Having grown up on a cattle farm, can confirm. It's a hell of job for a vet to fix, too
CrypticalEnvelopement
Yeah it's basically going through a shredder at that point
AslanTheGod
Seen deer nuts wrapped around barbed wire before.
klausisweird
Oh. Well, that is an awful thing I had never thought of. Thanks!
SevenAngryTortoises
Does that count as a Darwin Award?
AslanTheGod
If they bled out and died, which is pretty possible... Then, yes.
derzilly
You don't have to die to Darwin. Removed from the gene pool is the only stipulation - sterilization (incl removed balls) counts! lol
CrypticalEnvelopement
However, despite some opinions to the contrary, you can have already reproduced children and still be eligible to win a Darwin award
AslanTheGod
Really?! Shit, I guess that makes since. TIL
HoratioVelveteen
I mean Darwin Award is for doing something stupid on purpose. Bet they dont know the danger of barbed wire. Just another obstacle to them?
AslanTheGod
TIL Darwin awards are for when someone does something stupid that removes them from the gene pool. Not just "doing something stupid".
HoratioVelveteen
"On purpose" was the key there. Cuz the award, as I've seen it, is for ppl purposefully doing dumb shit typically. Its whatever tho