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Riddle me that
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Jun 8, 2017 5:00 AM
Xahni13
129444
2618
170
Riddle me that
Front page edit: https://youtu.be/vsCY5WWnjQc you will regret clicking the link
cousteau
The fan one is bullshit; heat pumps use fans too.
H0dari
I thought that the two men with masks were antarctic explorers, and the person left from the south pole.
imgurianitarian
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FosterFox
HD Pixels
Scaper1812
I'll take worlds most reposted riddles for $1000.
Ohshitaduckrunforyourlives
Blain is a pain, and that's the truth
moinonplus
Take me for a spin and I'll make you cool = a convertible
cousteau
The february one needs some research; I bet the amount of sleep per day people get on certain months may vary more than a 10%
f00by
jamandtoast
A river walk is totally a thing.
JierdanFirkraag
Actually, many fans have a reverse setting for the winter that pushes the air down rather than pulling it up. Hot air rises.
ithinkimburning
This kinda stuff is why I'm still here
RogerSeagull
When is a door not a door?
UncomfortableAnswers
LongTimeLurkerFirstTimePosterLoveTheShow
When it's ajar
Ninjacatdog
When it's a jar, son of stephen
Hrafna55
As long as ten men. As strong as ten men. One man may carry me. Ten men cannot stand me up. What am I?
BenSnow97
"You bury me when I'm alive, and dig me up when I die. What am I?" Easy, my enemies
Garouleloup
Are you a necromancer?
BenSnow97
Nope, I just like trophies. Last thing I'd need is them alive again.
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BAGGGGGGGIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSS
porkbeast3000
more please
Btint11
I got a truck for the first one
Flossugar
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xnaut117
Scroll down for a shit to give
etotheb
You have two ropes that burn (inconsistent burn rates) for exactly 1 hour each, You have 1 lighter, and you must calculate exactly 45min. go
Mcshmile
Is the race one really a riddle?
BackroadExplorer
You went into the woods and got it. You got it but couldn't get it. So you left it there and took it home with you. What is it?
MaliciouslyStupid
I expected at least one dickbutt. Just one
applesforjuice
The running in a race one isn't even a riddle it's just a question
Xahni13
It's still a commonly used "riddle" since it throws you off if you don't think
applesforjuice
Yeah it's a tricky question because you're in front of the guy in second as your first thought, but not really a riddle
Xahni13
Isn't a riddle a thing that is meant to confuse you a little?
PlantyThePlant
I honestly didn't get that one.
Originalandedgyusername
sarzaya
This is the reason I bought a smartphone.
hangar
"Your back" right. The right answer is obviously "an invisible girlfriend"
secretlyopiniated
I thought it would be air. You can easily see your back.
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RevanTheJedi
There's this really handy thing that could help you,it comes in all shapes and sizes. You've probably never heard of it,it's called a mirror
Xahni13
Technically you aren't looking at your back though. You're looking at the reflection which means it's not looking directly at your back! :)
secretlyopiniated
What about people who can contort their bodies to a large degree? They can look at theirs. Also, riddles are vague. You can't get technical.
calledwylch
Would someone mind explaining the owl riddle for me? I didn't really understand. How does an owl "ask" anything?
Garouleloup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xeGE_5kSI0
calledwylch
Without context, that video is weird af.
Garouleloup
It's weird even with context
bushidopirate
Their call sounds like "who." Not gonna lie, it's a dumb riddle because they do in fact answer other owls calls anyways
calledwylch
Thank you for the explanation. I'll chalk this one down to cultural difference; in the UK, the onomatopoeia for owl noise is 'Twit twoo'.
Andonemorething
I'll use a fan in the goddam winter if I fucking want too.
mcjim218
As a Houstonian you would be the fool not to use the fan in the winter
Solkanarmy
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yellowfineapple
ThanksToDenialImImmortal
My parents house is heated with a fireplace only. A ceiling fan is necessary during winters To distribute the heat evenly around the house.
ThanksToDenialImImmortal
And i live in finland, so winters can be a bit on the cold side.
RyanFlap
Here here
Mentor397
I sleep with my fan on and a blanket over me regardless of weather. Temperature just determines whether the A/C is on as well.
Skippeh
Not just me then, good.
AusSpyder
Yeap, need that noise and fresh air blowing in my face.
SteveFrench
Fucker telling us when to fan and when not to fan. Who the fuck are you buddae!
TheMoonsaults
I'm not your buddae, guy
twentyteu
I'm not your guy, pal.
TheMoonsaults
I'm not your pal, friend
Kaesden
I'm not your friend, buddae!
rouverius
Reverse the direction and they say it reduces heating costs.
omgrektfaggotop
ur mom reduces my heating costs ohhhhhhhhhh
fudgepuppyorangecake
Jenius
jesusiswatchingyou
*Geanius
OzmaAsimov
*Geneus
MrLee99
Yep especially in Vietnam :))))))
willek
Could have been a motorbike.
SilusCrow
Kinda needed here in Texas :/
DisgustedCrabman
I live in Florida, fans are still necessary.
rouverius
“What have I got in my pocket?"
Hantos
Your pockets!
mhlee2593
Chaaapstick
poTAYtoesBOILemMASHemSTICKeminaSTEW
A dinosaur. Grrrrrrr
rouverius
deGoodMan
Parachute?
copingcabana
"I'm thinking of a number, which one is it?"
imp00ping
MarxSoul
A wocket?
rouverius
What do you think this is? Unbox Therapy? ... Yeah, those look cool though
CrossBetween
Swedish meatballs?
MrRandom314159
The linen that makes up your pocket.
rouverius
DoubtingThomas
What HAVE you got in your filthy little pocketses?!?!
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DoubtingThomas
WraaAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! BAGGINSES!!!!! WE HATES IT FOREVER!!!!!!
rouverius
(What have I, I wonder?)
UnderAverageGamer
Pocket sand!
aboxacaraflatafan
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Jowler
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BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
the most annoying part of this post....
The605
Stopped me from cheating because I have poor impulse control.
housev1l
String! Or nothing!
rouverius
Both wrong... Well, what about your promise? I want to go. You must show me the way.
chickenracist
Do you kno da wae?
GlassCannon570
For me it would be... emergency survival pack, emergency bland food pack, and a knife. For you, some kind of jewelry and possibly a curse.
rouverius
GlassCannon570
What, my overpreparedness or that I know what's in your pocket. Preliminary scans are a thing y'know.
rouverius
Crossover joke of The Hobbit and Sherlock. So, yes. All of it. But personally, nothing wrong with being prepared.
GlassCannon570
Yup. *eats fries* too unseasoned... *dumps two ramen packets* PERFECT
TheMoonsaults
Handses
rouverius
Wrong. Guess again.
Spiralhaze
Mmmm knife!
rouverius
Wrong! Last Guess!
rouverius
Come on! I am waiting...