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LordHotPie
This is from 2016, in case you're wondering if conservatives learned anything from it
oldradios19772000
Good!
CrownPrincessAzula
If god is punishing people for their life choice instead of guiding them to a "better" understanding (quotes to not imply homosexuality is wrong), then god is a bad parent to their creation. Why bother with the whole come to me by faith thing? If people are so hurt by the absence of a god in their lives that in their desperation for answers to their difficult problems, turn to things god doesn't approve of doesn't that make said deity partly complicit by negligence?
Iaimtomisbehave
ElPresidente99
paulsredditusername
"So I oughtta know!"
skipweasel
www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-37116661
thatwoodguy
Well I see God as commented on his speaking, as well as his use of rent boys
PaddyPatrick
More of this
PapaJoeNH
So the story of Noah is actually about killing gays?
Chair5768
Lots of... splash damage.
Fabulously
And two horny girls getting dad drunk to have some sausage time…. *gargles in republican
Zedrapazia
All animals on earth except for the couples Noah's chosen were GAY! /s
countbassy
And the radical left
mercure
I love that part of the bible where the Pharaoh Stalin build pyramid with there comrade.
HomesickForAPlaceIveNeverBeen
Wouldn't it be funny when, if, he got to heaven and god said "I kept sending those hurricanes, tornados, and floods to punish you for treating LGBTQIA+ folks so poorly!"
LumpPump
to bad it wont matter to everyone still alive suffering cause that useless god just keeps letting it happen cause he keeps using indirect methods of communication instead of coming here and telling us him damn self what he fuckign wants
Uonnay
God is bad. If someone disagrees with me, I'll simply explain that he works I mysterious ways. But I only, me myself know the Truth
RadioactiveNerfDart
Why does god hate Tony Perkins?
Jace99
If these so-called “Christians” ever read that book they wave around they’d know their God hates hypocrites. They should be building their homes on stilts and stocking up on fire extinguishers.
LumpPump
downside is if they ever do start reading their books they probably would notice all the contradictions and try to use them to their advantage. cause as you notice they already do so with "if it befalls my enemy praise god for he punishedt he wicked" if its themselves "praise god for i am being tested"
LumpPump
the delulu runs deep
BellsTheorem
"God punishes LGBTQ." House gets destroyed. "God works in mysterious ways."
dolphindreamsandsatan
Someone check hi Grindr account for flood insurance questions.
CedricDur
No no, that was a natural disaster, not godmagic. Sheesh, can't you tell??
Futchm
Odd way to come out of the closet, but whatever works for you dude
TwoWheelsGoodFourWheelsBad
This was 2016, but okay.
ItsHardToBeatboxOnADigeridoo
How many gays has God outted this way? Little harsh...
countbassy
Underrated comment +1
jeston42
Bet that guy sucked a lotta dick to get that much flooding. Good for him.
Shift137
he had too it was flooding
Shuey
Haha just what I was thinking
Zoroasterisk
Divine orientation reveal party
littleblueengine
Like that old saying.
Pink sky at night, gay as a kite.
Rainbow in the morning, lesbian warning.
reimakurei
Your comment made me laugh out loud, thank you.
Bunnies007
He must have a secretly gay neighbor and he just got caught in the cross-fire, huh?
Patrone26
Wiesel2000
laner7112000
PanoptiDon
https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-37116661
Lol
SmileHighSteve
RoseHarmonic
Pretty sure this was years ago
Lassannn
He seems to have forgotten a verse from the Book of Job: "God sends rain upon the righteous and unrighteous."
torokunai
what about the self-righteous??
houghten
The rain it raineth on the just
And also on the unjust fella;
But chiefly on the just, because
The unjust hath the just’s umbrella.
- Charles Bowen
Shuey
Odd way to come out, but way to be. Proud of ya
DarkSock
Did his closet flood too...?
Affray
Butt-plugs shaped like Jesus' fist and female wigs floating around the neighbourhood.
countbassy
“Come for me, Jesus “
countbassy
“Come for me, Jesus “
sethb1978
Dumbass doesn’t realize it’s not god. Everyone knows that the gays actually control the weather and when you fuck with them they have an emotional response. During pride month my daughter sent me many pictures of the beautiful rainbows she made.
MisanthropicMath
LokiShade
Don't be stupid! Jews control the weather./s
CacklingOctopus
The Gay and Trans(Pacific) Agenda
CloseupCaptionReaction
Most people have a emotional response when you fuck with them ..
sethb1978
Yes but it’s an elite class that can control the weather.
Fabulously
I do get windy when I eat cheese….
oldradios19772000
And I bet it makes delightful noises too doesn't it?
Fabulously
Like Thomas the Rank engine
Sensiblyinteresting
Gays have officially controlled the weather since successfully stealing the rainbow from god in 2016
DanimalRC
jumpbus360
So you're trying to tell me it's NOT "the jews" with their fancy space lasers? This is all so confusing. I can't even keep track of who I'm supposed to hate/fear/blame anymore. s/ (just in case)
littleblueengine
No, because remember it was the. Gays stole the rainbows, not the Jews, so clearly that means that the gays control the weather.
Any chance someone could turn the temps down a little?
Blackadam7
Do you think the Jews created giant space lasers in response to the LGBTQ+ community stealing rainbows to control the weather? And what do the Care Bears have to say about all of this?
sethb1978
We can blame the Orange one and his followers for most things
jumpbus360
I thought it was ...........Thanks Obama....... /s
coffeeandprozac
I also blame Reagan.
digitreal
See, the irony is lost on them. He'll turn around and say how this is god testing his faith and that he has a plan for him or some junk.
MCpeepantz
"And with your support, I can build a much bigger, nicer home!"
stabthecrab
Naaa, he will see the error of his ways and turn over a new leaf
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
My favourite part is the overlap between the Bible belt and tornado alley (especially with how it's shifting). If those fuckers think god punishes people with natural disasters, then clearly they are doing something horribly, catastrophically wrong lmao
henrikhakan
I think i god turned him into a homosexual with hurricanes.
salikarn
If the plan is to flood this fuckers house, well then mission accomplished
IUpvoteFuturama
$10 he'll say "the gays' have visited this plague on him somehow, and now it's up to his followers to rebuild everything bigger and better. Also he needs a yacht, in case god decides to flood it all again. A big yacht.
MarkusAwesomesauce
It's biased interpretation. That's all they do.
Feralkyn
Idk man look at him. Like-... Look at him.
ionicseraph
Oh he's got some junk planned alright. It's owners name is Tyrone
Sinisfun
Or he is so favored by god that Satan is personally attacking him
SecondSince
Emphasis on the junk part.
itsallaboutthecones
Well the water had to go through my house to punish my gay neighbor, or some shit like that.
PoopyProblem5
Also the irony is nothing to ridicule them with either because a better person would lend a hand instead of making fun of them for their asinine comments. But sometimes you have to fight just as dirty as they do
Shamalamadingdongz
Someone should tell him, God thinks he is gay.
Atomic2
Or dig his heels in and double down on the narrative this was caused by LGBT. Now its a holy war or something.
Rhythmaster
Of course, it is non-falsifiable. Which means its BUUUUULLLLLSHHHHIIIITTT!
Ryebread91
Pretty sure by his logic God just outed him.
ThomasTheWankEnglne
theres always some excuse, and they can never be reasoned with.
Goldensands
dickdrizzle2
God works in mysterious ways, aka whatever bullshit I say makes sense to me and God, so butt out.
WorkerLurker
Mental Gymnastics to fit the brainwashing
Groetgaffel
You cannot reason someone out of a viewpoint they didn't reason themselves into.
beez428
Actually, ghost daddy's plan for him IS his junk. He missed the cunt with this one but he'll send another flood or just smite him (who has time for all this weather manipulation?) & when cunty shows up ghost daddy is gonna wear him like a condom (ghost daddy is BIG).
KansasComrade
He’s gonna start fuckin dudes
itsallaboutthecones
*Start fuckin more dudes. Hopefully consensual and of age this time.
Doismellbacon
Start?
datphone777365
The abrahamic god is a capricious cunt so there might not be any irony in it.
FantasticFunk
I forget how the fable/fairytale goes, but weren't we born without sin and the we ate that apple?
DYSBcero
That “test of faith” will somehow include sex with another man, almost garaunteed
AisforApple
It's not gay if it's for the lord!
OutlawGerman
Nah. He'll just spin it a new way into homophobic shit
LokilairTTV
Gays control the weather. First we stole gods rainbow, then his weather-a-nator, next THE TRI-STATE AREA!
Bunhyung
Their superpower is that they can rationalize anything no matter how insane.
SkidMarc25
Them gays with their buckets of water did this!
Cycocidal
Jews have space lazers, gays get weather control. I for one cant wait to find out what other minorities get.
mirhagk
I think commonly these idiots believe it's a punishment to countries, not targeted to individuals. After all if it was targeted there'd be no need to worry about laws restricting others, as that'd be handled by God.
thatiswhyyoushoulddoityourself
That’s pretty much how I saw it. Although it’s weird how God would punish the masses indiscriminate and reward individuals, like that lady who had the blessing of having just the right amount of milk left over for her recipe.
CharunDrakarus
I mean, Egypt immediately comes to mind. But also the people following prophets he intentionally deceived.
mirhagk
I think they are basing it off of Sodom, missing the key point. The whole city is destroyed for it's citizen's wickedness yes, but God says he'll spare it if Lot can find 10 people who aren't wicked. So all you gotta do is have 9 other "good";people in your city. Or alternatively recognize the old testament treated sin quite a bit differently to the new, but I suppose if they were smart enough to see that they wouldn't see it as a "sin"
mirhagk
Though they also could be basing it off of Noah's ark, but if so they are even dumber. Ironically they would be forgetting the final part of that story while staring at the very same rainbow that God said was a promise to not do that again.