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KrystenRittereyerollingatshitposters
notthefunniestguy
ReverseTrapTsukasa
#5 I still used all the same words, "The bull is in the cow and the field."
zionner
Why are the angles "30%"?
HoratioButtscratch
#4 Well, they're not wrong... I have first hand experience.
GoodNewsCigaretteJuice
is this a book claiming all of these bad answers, many of which I have seen on the internet over the past 5 years or so?
KaJuN
#10 I would give extra credit for creative thinking.
ShaunSchaf
+1 for posting
OtakuReceiver37
RoosterJacket
Damn, beat me to it.
2DollarBillsAreEvil
As a teacher I approve. Except for the expand 2(x+y). That shit is super easy. The 2 is multiplying both the x and y, so the answer is 2x+2y
Ordipoo
LiveOrganTransplants
Feffort
CantankerousNarwhal
"She is blind" is a damn good answer if you ask me. Very vague question
TwoBitFortuneTeller
Some of these aren't technically correct. F, @op, see me after class
RickySpanishhhhh
Kid in #6 is a graffiti artist. Probably tagging the school bathrooms
SpacePizzaFuture
What in the holy hells is a vertical angle #1? Those two words do not belong together.
FIRMANNOR
Who was hunchback of notre dame? Answer: a disney character
bananafoen
Are you copying a book here? Do you also have the new star wars ripped for me?
Micmacdaddywack
Im no teacher, but im pissed when I see answers like this. I mean listen here smarty pants, you ain't funny plus you get an F. For fucktard
gunsight1
Huhuhu
pronoun
These are dumb.
DrinkeeCrow
One of my college professors worded our final poorly. "What did you learn about..." My answer was "Nothing" she had to mark it correct.
FeatherFert
What wrong with the bull and cow one? My...my friend wants to know
LifeOfTheCray
i am. you are. they are. he, she, it is.
EClaire1073
There is 1 bull and 1 cow, meaning it should be the bull and cow ARE in the field. If there was 1 cow, it would be the cow is in the field.
FeatherFert
Ohhhhhh right right right, of course
BabyYouGotAStewGoing
I know most of these probably aren't real but +1 for making me laugh anyway
Cavalrysword
I went to school with people who gave such answers. Never underestimate the extent of human stupidity.
ELKronos
I just wish they could make the handwriting look more realistic so that I could continue to believe...
SquidJesus
These are remakes.
evasiveinaction
It's as much the questions, though. Some of them are either made up for the joke or really badly worded.
TheGuyThatIsDesperatelyLongingForANiceConversation
Why was the engineer fired?
JustAnotherRandomCommenter
Dont know. I can only think 'because heat pumps already exist ' but I don't think you'd for someone for that... Reddit suggests it's 1/
JustAnotherRandomCommenter
Because it implies the ocean longer is being powered by the heat movement, but it doesn't read that way to me... 2/2
TheGuyThatIsDesperatelyLongingForANiceConversation
Oh okay, thanks.
Keairan
Your heat sink has to be colder than your heat source would be my guess. Assuming no AC type shenanigans.
TheGuyThatIsDesperatelyLongingForANiceConversation
I see, thanks.
governmentgavemeagun
AC shenanigans would still have to be externally-powered, defeating the point of the heat transfer idea.
TheMubb
Why is it F for effort, why not E for effort?
slowinternets
I have three volumes of this series. Excellent for emergency smile-related needs.
imtherightkidyouknow
It's from a book called F for Effort by Richard Benson
GrimmHeart
No way!
governmentgavemeagun
No, it's from various internet photos, which were then plagiarised into a book called F for Effort by some fucktard.
prawnklng
What's the answer for wanting to live near a power line? , for a friend .....
dancfontaine
So you become aware of the system of electricity that powers your life every day!
NZSheeps
You get your electricity faster
dietderpsy
Technically you do though.
XXXRVIKINGMLG
Not enough context is present to provide a meaningful answer.
Yupurineutah
Sounds like a loaded question for a junk science class. Some idiot wrote a book that said power lines cause cancer.
EClaire1073
Must be a Californian.
therealbardman
After careful analysis I have come to the conclusion that that was a shit question to ask on a test.
MikeSierraFoxtrot
And also, there's less risk of getting old electricity in your cables - the most common cause of slow computers.
Sc0tchandC1gars
You guys are all stupid. The beams that support the power line would attract lightning away from the house.
dietderpsy
You can steal power from the line for your house.
Keairan
Less distance for a hook-up to the lines so cheaper in that regard.
DontWantToBotherFindingAGoodUsername
Easy suicide if needed
Astrolink
Power loss is minimal.....less attenuation
therealbardman
True but you only pay for what passes the meter. Perhaps if you didn't want to waste power (conserve the environment)?
DontWantToBotherFindingAGoodUsername
How much power do you need ? Do you have a secret lab or something?
dietderpsy
But you could live at the last mile of the wire, the question is bizarre indeed.
EatMyPricklyPear
Cheaper real estate?
YouRTerminated
+1