Day 18... *aggressively eats noodles*

Apr 7, 2020 12:20 AM

GorgeousGeorgieous

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Edit: plus sound https://i.imgur.com/KQI3tO8.mp4

She sure can suck back a noodle alright

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

This needs a reverse....

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wife material <3

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I just want to meet a woman who will look at me the way she looks at the camera

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She knows what she did

6 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 10

Hell yeah .

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"I mean, I'm pretty sure I can get all of this in my mouth..... oh crap"

6 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 3

but that just splatters the soup everywhere

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was my first thought...i would have hot sauce in my eye so fast

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are still a bit crunchy I bet

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Awww

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those noodles look way under cooked!

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I like mine closer to undercooked opposed to noodly. But just with ramen. I dont really get it.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The sheer determination and rawness, mark me down as scared and horny.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That smirk before the end

6 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

*takes notes*

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's cute so we don't give a fuck how she eats. If she was ugly we would all be trashing her.

6 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 7

Or fat

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

True honesty

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

This. This is love. This is friendship. This is my dream.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

After day drinking on a empty stomach

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Congrats on... the noodles.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Wife her immediately

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

Eating noods like they owe her money

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I wish I could stay home, have my hair like hers and eat noodles like that.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

FUCK YEAH!!! EATING!!!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh god, I cant only imagine what I look like. I always stuff my face

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Stuff it with what? Noodles?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly this is one of the main reasons I like living alone. I do this shit all the time with no judgment

6 years ago | Likes 310 Dislikes 4

Also no numbnuts recording you and putting it on the internet.

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

yes, alone..you are 100% "alone"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You don't have to be alone to not care what people think.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I prefer watching the person eat while relaxed, it's kind of endearing to me for some reason.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So if anything I'll just chuckle thinking they're cute.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is the only acceptable way to eat ramen. What do other people do? Eat it one strand at a time?!?!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair, I don't think she's being judged. The camera person is thoroughly enjoying her.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm very polite when I eat around people but catch my ass alone with some food and it sounds like some sloppy sex going on. Moaning included

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Which, interestingly, is how you politely eat ramen in Japan.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ramen doesn't last long around me because of this, and I will do it in a room full of people.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I annoy the hell out of my boyfriend doing this with any type of pasta Idgaf imma eat my noods how I want to, plus I like to eat quickly.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To the NOODS!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what you think..

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

When you're the only one home and lick the bowl or plate with no judgement.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My wife witnesses this every time I eat ramen. Be strong ,you don't need to do it alone.

6 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

v Aggressively drinks milk too.

6 years ago | Likes 570 Dislikes 3

I have a video of one of my dogs puppies doing the exact thing too!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ouch

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6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That’s how my asshole son nurses. Turd. God, I love him.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

the perfect video rendition of what my infant does to me!

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Poor Mommy

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

what a lil' shit haha

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

this kids mom has resting bitch face

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The expression on mom! Poor thing

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

That’s how I’m going to be after this virus bullshit.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Tearing into some titties?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yup!!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this needs sound.

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

Nomnomnomnom

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Perfection

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seriously though, here it is, doesn't add much I'm afraid

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

It does. The low key chortling.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Was expecting gluttonous slurping. Mildly disappointed :(

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if that is how she eats noodles then imagine how she....you know.......eats spaghetti

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6 years ago (deleted Apr 7, 2020 5:46 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

It’s been a long time since she had her mouth full

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I am here for that, oh yes. Pasta is life

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spaghetti is noodles...

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Well I’m sure she prefers big eggplants and not a noodle

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Oh I thought you were gonna say eat an asshole. But yeah. Spaghetti.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No gag reflex

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

v

6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

"eats spaghetti"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If she is poor, would it be called spaghetto?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nope, still just ramen LOL

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Women are like spaghetti men are like waffles

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

So a sad man is a blue waffle. And my sister is moms spaghetti!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And ogres are like onions

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An old analogy about how brains work. Women multitasking, thinking about a bunch of things at once. Guys compartmentalizing, one by one.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something like: “they get soft once you get em wet, and when things get hot and heavy they get hard” or its a cannibals tasting notes. Idk.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0