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Munchman347
'Eh, no big thing...'
ruferto
ignorance isn't bad, at least now she knows
TeeDod
Okie this is strangely funny but am I the only one who is irritated with stupid/no common sense/ignorant....?
AWhiteYoshi
Castration, the new circumsision.
longshorttermmemorynetwork
Well, she must be pretty
asifwewouldbesomeonebetter
When you wake up with no penis
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aintnothinbutahounddog28
She thought all Jewish men no penises?? Seems smart
dekket
Haha I love morons sometimes.
Possboi
My friend thought the same thing. Like dude... No.
Freak0zoid
Hey, eager to learn new things and accepting new info. Not afraid to alter views. I see this as an absolute win.
Skumbo
We all learn somehow
Grognak776
Greetings, fellow stupidsexuals.
Ignak
Well clearly she meant the whole skin :P not the whole dick
gearsfan1549
at least she educated herself on the spot
68people
I've seen Muslim circumcised kids make jokes about how Jewish guys have their dicks cut off.
echonite
They had a preconceived notion, it was challenged, they looked it up and admitted they were incorrect. Good for them.
FartPoweredPogoStick
There once was a man from Nantucket, who would have sex with his ear if it were a vagina.
3Davideo
FartPoweredPogoStick
lol
PizzaEveryWeekend
This is mine now
Blake242
awesomecat42
Circumcision, castration, same difference. /s
skizzit
Even then they don't cut the whole thing off, just remove the nards.
eisenhornuk
I didn't enjoy my circumcision at all. So much so that I refused to leave a tip.
RayMC
… get out. Take your upvote, and
PoorSucker
?
CatSnakeKeeper
But....didn't you leave your tip??
BreakablePotato
Sounds like you got ripped off.
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
Imacatflushingthetoilet
Markamanic
OK, stealing this.
dontfloatmygoat
Normalising genital mutilation since - well too fucking long IMO.
BruceGreenIsAGod
Okay but understand a lot of people like me had to be circumcised for medical reasons
dainz
I did not have my 2 sons mutilated. I will pay for it if they want it when they are older. But that's their choice, not mine.
dontfloatmygoat
Good.
Rick9Plus
pandasmakemehappy
Ideally it would be a choice you make as an adult. I'm glad I made that choice as an adult, personally.
dontfloatmygoat
That’s fine. Your choice. If you’re happy with it then my opinion is worth nought. ?
Jackofslayers
Unfortunately the procedure is more dangerous on adults than it is on infants. The whole topic is more complicated than a pithy soundbite
pandasmakemehappy
Nope.
M1SH3LL3
It's really not... Don't mutilate your children. How is it more complicated?
elenakoceva200712
Who texted him
revelator
Mom
Freak0zoid
I did.
flounder35
Cutting the whole thing off is called a Lorena Bobbit
Miller16of16
Gayforbae
Also known as a pectonomy.
IamRodHull
Obligatory
Ja5per
What is this from? All I see is a Samwise high on the ring with a wiener in his hand..
Theotokoss
Game of Thrones
Rifneno
Fun fact: the Bobbit worm is named after that incident. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunice_aphroditois
servingmytimeinusersub
It's a fact....not really so sure about the "fun" part.
Ilovehavingfreehealthcare
Gayforbae
Why tho? Does it look like a dick? Or does the female of the species cut off the males dick or something.
Klaustrix
Looks like a dick
onepinksheep
See those jaws? Imagine what those jaws could do to prey. *snip* *snip* Hence the name.
totallycooldude
It was originally believed the female removes the male’s gentiles during sex but it has since been discovered they just have orgies.
TheNervousGiraffe
A penis without foreskin is like a knife without a sheathe. Dull.
JaromirAzarov
That's the most ridiculous comparison I've read in a long while.
mormacil
He has a point though https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23374102/
glorificateur
More people than u think are recently i just learned that aroud a third of my highschool buddies are we just never talked about it
RayMC
Yes, lots of us are. And we were damaged, permanently and irreparably, by our own parents when we were babies.
glorificateur
Been cirmumsized since i was 3 , for médical reasons my gf thinks the dick look better because of it and i never had any issue feeling?
Theduckofawe
if you were colour blind how can someone explain a colour you can't see to you if you have no way to compare it to anything , it's like that
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UrbanNorthern
Callus over? Wtf are you on?
tiinetiinnyDeathspiral
People need to learn being uncut is like extra dick at the end of the day... most women don’t care about the looks. Dicks are ugly as is...
whatmakesushuman
Most Americans are cut. They don’t realize this isn’t the way with the rest of the world. So they downvote in their ignorance.
whatmakesushuman
Which is very on brand for Americans.
donorkort
Yup. We get it all the time with the healthcare beggings. "Omg I wish we had Canadian healthcare!" Honey, every other country has healthcare
pandasmakemehappy
This is the problem with the anti-circumcision movement, the studies they use are really flawed. Your sexual dysfunction is unlikely due to
pandasmakemehappy
You're circumcision tbqh. But it's not your fault, the anti-circumcision group uses a study that asked men to SPECULATE the cause of their
pandasmakemehappy
Personal sexual dysfunction, a lot said they were circumcised, and that particular study that's still referenced today concluded that
pandasmakemehappy
Circumcision was a cause for said dysfunctions without any actual evidence.
JohnnyTheBlade
"Anti-circumcision movement". You mean rational human beings who don't want their infant's genitals mutilated? Go boil your head.
pandasmakemehappy
Hey if you actually bothered to read you'd know that I said it should ideally be your own choice as an adult. That said ...
pandasmakemehappy
Pretending that it damages the penis in order to feel better about your own sexual dysfunctions is anything but rational.
JaromirAzarov
Blastergv9
I'll never buy gribenes from a moyle - it's so chewy
thatoneguywhowasinthatthing
I’ll take two!!!
Nandortherelentless
Nip the tip.
HerrHat
Rabbi Tuck. Very good mohel.
Quessir
Nip the tip! Now who's first?
Quessir
...I gotta start working with a younger crowd.
wiggadewah
Oh, I forgot I already have one...
tarataqa
I thought it was "traditional" to bite it off.
wordheard
I cannot reach mine
HerrHat
It used to be. Now the rabbi gives just a gentle, loving kiss. This is one of the traditions that catholic church made their own.
thatoneguywhowasinthatthing
It’s not the end of a cigar, dude
tarataqa
eewww
prestodigitation
ChrisMorray
How did she think jews got kids?
MrHotWaffles
Syringe?
ruferto
TantiTRI
mitosis?
WhistlinDickC
First you need a bed sheet and a pair of scissors....
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Neighbors, postmen, hospitals, accidents,... list is endless man!
IDontLoveJesusButDoItAnyway
turkey baster
alejandromer
Spores
SlicedCoffee
Scissoring
fredsneed
Like Jesus's mom.
WoodfolkFae
Get the sperm out of the hole and just push it in
BulletProofMarshmellow
The stork is a Jew
Gundarian
Virgin birth?
Fedotia
Jew magic, duh.
givemeyourpointsplease
Jewish scissoring
NoFather
The answer is probably pretty bigoted.
LoudBirb
Your first mistake was assuming she thought it through that far.
Heisanevilgenius
This is one of many questions I have
pareidoliaperson
Ya'll need to get your sex ed right.
FEMAcampsarereal
Blood magic.
IAmNotNSAsodonotbeparanoid
Mary started that whole shit!
hwatL4bloopy
Pegging? Taser to the taint?
ElbowDeepInUserSub
Pee in the belly button, like everyone else.
butts4hats
Space lasers
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
melmboundanddown
Haha wow. Q for the win.
DIINKELBERG
Excellent joke
yesnomaybesohaha
*guitar rifts* Detachableeee peeenis.
JesseWasTaken
This is abhorrent but I've heard this before. They said they get a gentile to impregnate women of the Jewish persuasion. Unbelievably dumb
paintingagency
I've heard some dumb racist shit in my day, but that is indeed some really dumb racist shit.
Kbantar
My grandmother thought black people had tails. There is no level of WTF idiocy that racists can't stoop to.
paintingagency
In WW1 white US soldiers went around France telling them the Black GI's were rapists and had tails.
ruferto
i mean it's an ethno-religion so that would work
xmaneds
you can always choose to be Jewish later
ruferto
yep
hammoMlemFlyer
U want to confuse her more .. tell her all the Ibrahamic religions require that .. jews .. muslims and christians .. including jesus
prfesser
Huh?? I don't understand the sentence. What do all the Ibrahamic religions require, including jesus??
ButteredNoodleDriver
I would assume it's what we're talking about, namely circumcision
MariusRhinox
No, he’s talking about sex to reproduce. He brought up Jesus because of the whole “god put a baby in me” thing.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Christianity doesn't require it, though. American Christians are pretty unique in circumcizing their male babies.
Daenion00
One of the most famous Jewish person was conceived without the need of a penis.
ruferto
Dontstopbelever2000ismyfavoritesoap
Stealing them from gentile families in the night using their Jew magic. Obviously/s
iknowitsnotbutter
SithElephant
90% that's in the protocols.
Shoutrr
that's the thing: she didn't think
ruferto
nah, lets not embaress people for being ignorant. she googled and educated herself and we should applaud that
Shoutrr
it is why i used the past tense.
SomebodyThatIsntMe
LinkGoesHIYAAA
Oh man perfect response ftw
tiptoeingthru
Where tf this is from??
LordFranca
Borat
paintingagency
I love how I've never seen it but it was the only answer that came to mind.
SomebodyThatIsntMe
eidam655
storks!
NauseousPanda
Cell division, obvioussly..
myrdrah
Let me tell you a story about Virgin Mary...
ChocoladeMelkSnor
Well you only need Jewish ladies to get Jewish babies.
JustAnotherVictimOfAmbientMorality
So they get someone cucksified?
DecapodianSaysWoopWoopWoopWoop
Well, he got a point.
zenoshogun
Unlike the Jewish guys.
IIikethecutofyourjib
ImgurLurkingLurker
technically correct is the best kind of correct.
khazaria
That's a ridiculous rabbinical thing started late in Judaism and untrue for pretty much any jewish population
MrSisterFister
What do you mean untrue? Are you saying that you haven't heard "are you jewish?" "well my dad is" a thousand times? cause I have.
khazaria
Jewish populations traditionally were created by jewish men traveling to new areas, not so much the women. These Jewish men started a jewish
khazaria
community. Sometimes it has had to do with which person in the couple had more stature that determined if they were jewish or not.
CrypticalEnvelopement
Fair enough
playcomfy
Full appreciation for a friend: Other than the "women have babies" point, Judaism is traditionally passed down through the mother's lineage.
SemiLucidUser
The hero we need right here folks. +1
khazaria
Actually it's passed down through the fathers. Look at the DNA, mitochondrial DNA specifically.
playcomfy
Now this individual feels the need to downvote everything I've posted because he/she can't face his/her shadow. Pray for him/her, friends.
khazaria
If only I had such time. But I'll give you one here. I wasn't even bothering in our conversation until you started it. Post more shitty art
playcomfy
Negative. Judaism is a cultural and religious delineation. The culture states you are Jewish if your mother was Jewish.
khazaria
No, that was a rabbinical determination. Judaism literally spread by men going to new areas and finding local wives. Much of what you
Rule1TheDoctorLies
1. false it's passed down maternally. 2. mitochondrial DNA is exclusively passed down maternally
khazaria
Exactly why you can use mitochondrial DNA to prove judaism has NOT been passed down through the mother
Graham225
For men, it's called circumcision. For women it's called genital mutilation.
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kablija
Because they take the clit for the purpose of removing the ability to experience sexual pleasure? Circumcision doesn't do that.
jimmityjammity
That's exactly why Americans do it... Mr Kellogs and the puritans didn't want people enjoying wanking...
RayMC
Strange how that works, isn’t it?
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I've found guys get mad when you call it genital mutilation, although I agree that it is. Another likely reason is that circumcision was /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
already normalized when general awareness of female genital mutilation came to the west. And also people like to draw a line because what /2
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
they do to females is *much* more extreme than what is done to males. They're similar in kind but not in degree. /3
ButterLube
They are in no way similar
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
They both involve cutting parts of the genitalia. That's what "similar in kind" means. One is more extreme than the other. That's what /1
RayMC
True, but even a small symbolic cut on a girl in the US is (rightfully) punished. Why not the same for boys?
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Again, because it's been culturally normalized for over a century. I'd love for it to be illegal. But imagine the outcry. I believe /1
Asteroidrules
The reason guys get mad when you call circumcision genital mutilation is because it demeans people who actually suffered genital mutilation.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Maybe some think that way, but I've never encountered one. In my experience they are defensive because they don't consider themselves /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
mutilated. They consider it normal and good so they reject the label of mutilation. Similar to what you did there by implying it's not /2
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
mutilation. It is. It's not as drastic as what's often done to women, but it still absolutely meets the definition of genital mutilation. /3
glorificateur
Because its done for medical reasons too, in most cases it is purely medical
Bhargo
in almost no cases its purely medical
SexAndDrugsAndSausageRolls
It’s the opposite. Most cases completely unneeded in the US. Usually religious or aesthetic reasons.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Not at all medically necessary. In fact when I had my son, the hospital told me the default was to not circumcise, and I would need to /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
sign a form to get it done. And there was a cost attached. I'm in Canada and if it was medically necessary they wouldn't charge, it would /2
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
be covered like everything else that was necessary for the baby's health. I'm glad of it, the govt shouldn't be paying for this. /3
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ToXiCuR3
Well ... looks like she has a Eunuch view on this matter.
TexxasTerror
That's GOLD, Jerry!
AdmiralLightningrod
That would be an Enuchenical matter.
HandoB4Javert
Briqs
HandoB4Javert
EadEchiC
The same way Jesus’s mother Mary did.
Themanwithathousanddongs
A Munich, like Hitler ?
sj2890
Took me a minute, then laughed and came back to upvote!
JanickenSkywalker
This is why I love Imgur. Some ppl hate, but I laughed out loud.
Godfearingtiki65
I wanted to update but you're at 420, so I updated a couple other comments of yours
UnkoBruh
StudioDerpster
2 types of eunuch: 1) middle east tradition: no nuts, but you can still 'nut' 2) chinese tradition: clean sweep, you get nothing
Harryteeters
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
ThomasGersky
ARoseByAnotherUsernameWouldSmellAsSweet
WinterOfMyDiscontent
LastStickOfRAM
joepineapplesindrag
JillOfTheJpg
You know the comment is good when it’s got almost as many upvotes as the post itself. Well done. Very well done.
TheFrostyFox
Came back to upvote this comment.
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
SuckAFuck
7am and you won the internet for the day.
masterpainimeanbetty1
ayyyyyyyyy
RayMC
… get out. Take your upvote, and
Fenrari
That's not what a eunuch is
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
ToXiCuR3
Definition of eunuch
: a man or boy deprived of the testes or external genitals
TheElusiveEnchilada
Lucallia
i'm going to assume you didn't get the joke. eunuch can be skewed to sound like unique. she though circumcision was castration which is
Lucallia
the process a eunuch undergoes. Thus she has a eunuch (unique) view.
msawers
What did you think a Eunuch was?
SarcasticRN
Read it again
kappuccinoo
TeflonTrout
What a pointless practice that would be if so
mormacil
Fun fact, castration was banned by the Catholic Church as it undercut the burden of abstinence.
Gayforbae
That's unfortunate. I can think of a number of catholics that need to be castrated......
crazyspelling
Yeah, that was the only reason, I'm sure...
mormacil
No singing certainly mattered too
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
My adult friend thought Christians were the one who got circumcised bc her husband was. I had to explain it's not just a religious practice.
rihani3
Yup, many get circumcised for medical reasons. Like the foreskin not growing fast enough to match the head, thereby getting very tight etc.
Tunisia
Very, VERY few get circumcised for medical reasons, compared to the total number who get circumcised in the USA.
ButterLube
It's cultural genital mutilation for no inherent benefit.
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
My bf isn't and he's happy about it
ButterLube
Some people do need it though. I know someone who did going through puberty. It can be too tight and cause problems
cjandstuff
I fully blame John Harvey Kellogg for this. Yes the Corn Flakes guy.
Lucallia
haha ty. i was about to ask google that.
Asteroidrules
His brother was even nuttier.
Jackofslayers
Eh that backstory is pretty overblown. Truth is medical fads come and go, some just last longer.
RayMC
What amazes me is this: while he was anti-sexual and didn’t have sex with his wife, his fellow respected doctors DID. How is it possible (1)
mycatToastwasafatasshole
He didn't have sex with his wife?? Was he actually asexual and didn't have an understanding of himself so he thrust it on others?
RayMC
that none of them, being his equally respected peers, ever looked him in the eye & told him that he was insane for thinking that way? (2/2)
Penstemon
They were Republicans?
popejubal
Many Christians get circumcised for religious reasons because they think the Bible tells Christians to do it even though it says not to.
4vie
... Didn't... Abraham enter the same covenant by pricking his (literal) finger for a drop of blood?
popejubal
And then Jesus made a new covenant.
4vie
I daresay we humans got a worse deal, what with we have to "give up" *in comparison*
popejubal
His Dudeness told us that His yoke is light, but it doesn’t always seem that way. “Be good to other people” can be hard.
StubbyJohnson
Circumcised catholic here. Pretty sure it's the norm. Then again, I'm not gay and haven't seen many other wangs in person
popejubal
It's the norm for Christians in the US, but not in many other Christian communities around the globe.
storebrandproductmascot
They didn't make you take showers in gym class? Lucky you.
StubbyJohnson
Hell no haha, only at the YMCA did I run into the unfortunate situation where the old men in the lockerroom feel the need to hang wang
mormacil
Sadly these days they're done in underwear
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KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Sadly?
mormacil
Circumcision among Christians is only common in the US and Africa.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
It's not uncommon in the UK, Ireland, Canada, Australia, and NZ. Not as high as the US and thankfully declining though.
mormacil
Less then 1% of Irish males is circumsized. But yeah it does seem shockingly high among former British colonies. Still a minority in 1/2
only90skidswillgetthis
And South Korea since the Korean war, for reasons you can probably guess.
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
I should also clarify that she thought Jewish men were not circumcised. But all in all I'm def learning stuff with all these responses :)
only90skidswillgetthis
Its associated with puritan Christianity in America as an anti masturbation thing
Damiv
If so that’s not very effective.
MadeYouLookAgain
Can confirm.
MidasTheAlchemist
Well it was pushed by Kellogg who was insane and people bought whatever he said.
only90skidswillgetthis
He wasn't the first, but the most famous.
Damiv
The cereal dude?
only90skidswillgetthis
Dr Kellogg also invented corn flakes with this intention. I can tell you they don't work either
DanniLuxgarbe
While Kellogg invented them, it wasn't deliberate. Basically, he fucked up making a different type of cereal, fed it to the inmates, and /1
DanniLuxgarbe
when they liked it, it was used as positive reinforcement for keeping your hands off your no-no area.
Damiv
The more I learn of humans, the more certain I am that I am not one.
pmmeyourgold
And as an anti dick-toe-jam thing
only90skidswillgetthis
No, modern rationale developed long after it was in use. If you look at contemporary sources it was to reduce masturbation
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only90skidswillgetthis
It's hard not to read the implication that people without foreskins don't need to clean, which is just as disturbing
only90skidswillgetthis
Rather ironic metaphor too because it would be absurd to cut your toes off to prevent toe jam
only90skidswillgetthis
Whether or not you have toes or a foreskin you should just shower