GouravNinja
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That's an interesting Life Pro Tip; if you want to try starting lifting weight, do exactly what the dude did....
Jul 23, 2018 4:54 PM
GouravNinja
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That's an interesting Life Pro Tip; if you want to try starting lifting weight, do exactly what the dude did....
Darkfirenova
Let me just go pick up the children of the sister I don’t have them
WelpThereGoesMyUserName
so wholesome
jrbr549
I'm in my 50s and still carry around the shame of my childhood.
TehBeaker
I make one trip for all my groceries from the car
CocktailGaming
Once in a while my stepdad and I will have a "man night" type of thing where we eat steaks drink scotch and smoke cigars.
TrapsAreIllegal
I very much have done the same. It's great to be able to one arm press them haha
Thojira
okay, where can i kidnap two kids, its for motivational pratice purpose
dgregs
I want to start weight lifting so I can pick up any dog I want.
angeldelamusica
I do this with my nieces. They're 14 and 16 now. Prob can't lift them over my head or anything, but still cool
ilookfuckingcool
@hockeyfighter69
likifucrieverytim
S W O L E S O M E.
Devilduckie8713
My 5 year old still wants picking up, I dread if he does when he is 9.
HandsomeJack19
A spider crawled on my arm once and I DIDN'T scream. I was pretty damn manly that day, I must say.
graehall
What makes me feel manly, is being happy with who I am as a human being and how human beings think and feel :D
TheOnlyWulf
Paid a bill in full, on time.
RelartOfGivia
I can still pick up my wife thanks to lifting. And her ass has gotten bigger over the years. Aww yissss
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
One day your pArents just stopped picking you up
BubbaRunski
For me, I love being called "sir." Not even in a sexual way (though that's great, too) I just love feeling respected as an authority.
poorwhitetrash
I bet he’s glad I’m not his nephew...
iAmYourFarjer
Currently doing just that (except for my own kids)!
ezmicken
Never felt manly before.
PoppaBigBear
My mom ended up losing most of her mobility after an infection. I started lifting weights just so I could pick her up when she couldn't walk
donalbaine
I wish I lived in a world where you were average, instead of a remarkaby loving and caring individual. We need more like you.
PoppaBigBear
Maybe someone better, I have...problems I'm trying to cope with, let's leave it at that.
donalbaine
Most people do, friend.. I'm encouraged by the fact that you're trying. You don't have to try alone though, that's important to remember.
drmount
But... restraining orders
DangerousNoodle
Do exactly what he did? Guess I should go ask my brother to get his wife pregnant!
birthdaysuit
Just say "one of us should get your wife pregnant". Nothing like a little sibling competition....
DangerousNoodle
Well, I'm a chick. So that may be a little hard for me to do so.
birthdaysuit
Look DangerousNoodle, the meme asked what makes you feel manly.... Everything about this just got me confused
DangerousNoodle
Hey, if I want to become stronger by using my nieces and nephews I can! I can do what I want!
DangerousNoodle
I just have to have some nieces and nephews first.
theyregooddogsbrant
Man you shoulda dusted that before posting it
GouravNinja
What dusted?
pieter42
Don't worry OP, I ain't never seen that before.
RatherRagged
He is saying that it is so old that it has dust on it.
krapmyself
Me? Fucking traps. Nothing is more manly than fucking another dude in the ass. I ain't gay though, so it's gotta be traps.
ActionJohnnie
Tiiimmmaayy
It's totally not gay. It's a total power move. Manly as hell. How else you going to assert your dominance??
stonecoldstevebuscemi
Mankytoes
That's lame, what's more manly than a big strong man? Real men fuck men up the arse (actuall attitude of Romans).
AxelBeingCivil
Rome's attitude was a bit more nuanced than that. There's a reason Julius Caesar was often mocked as the "wife of Nicomedes".
Mankytoes
Well it isn’t easy to include all the nuance of Roman buggery in 140 characters
AxelBeingCivil
"It's not gay if you're on top" isn't a bad descriptor.
eldieron24
Gay sex is literally twice as manly as straight sex
Kiore
What's more manly that two dudes? Miss me with that womanly shit.
mormacil
With their softness and girly tits. We can a course and rough man.
Wowyouknowwhatsomanyusernamesaretakenthesedays
2 dudes = 100% gay, a dude and a girl = 50% gay, a trap and a girl = 25% gay.
NawaKam
The numbers check out
Kyshho
One day your parents put you down and never picked you up again
ChicksDigTrucks
I was gonna comment this, too.
Brochiavelli
My father managed to pick me up a bit last weekend... he’s 60. There may not be many more times.
SWReefer
I am like the guy who made the post. I'm 6'2 and st the time was 260. There is a pic of my with my niece, her step brother, step sister,
SWReefer
And half sister walking down the street. I had one on my shoulders like a kid normally rides, one on each shoulder facing my head from each
SWReefer
Side, one in each arm and one in a baby carrier on my chest. I looked like a human transformer. The kids were 10, 9, 9, 9, 9, and 2
kirbfucius
I heard this from someone somewhere. Maybe on imgur. I've started working out so that day won't happen while I'm still breathing.
ZOMGNO
Imgur with the feels. I still pick my 12yr old up. Its tricky, but I do it. And I still sit on Mum's lap. THAT COUNTS, RIGHT?
kirbfucius
Absolutely counts!
ZOMGNO
When 12yr old was little, I ran and he biked. When he got tired... I put him on my back, and carried his bike. FITNESS!
kirbfucius
Hell yeah! Goals! :D
ShearShotgun
So if I want to start lifting weights, I have to get my sister pregnant. Got it!
abbie30000
Ha
blueshirtmorty
no wait...
CC2332
simplejacksoffhismeds
I see a only a win-win situation when you work these steps.
PMMeYOURBoobsPlz
#RollTide
Sxualhrssmntpanda
But in order be allowed to get someone pregnant, you have to start lifting. Its a vicious cycle.
Xtr0rDinary
Smash and lift weights simultaneously. Simple.
PaNiKGoblin
If you drop your weights on her its perfectly fine; just a good opportunity to do a deadlift.
skrittlecakeandtoejam
Sounds like exercise with extra... weird steps
funniestusername
Hey guys I found the Tasmanian
T3CHN0CR4T
Hi, Hobartian checking in.
meisterdot
NeckDeepInAGiraffe
Tornadotaco
Calm down cletus
theantipole
Again?
WolfofEdensGate
OhMyYoureSexxy
You made me laugh out loud. Thank you
kamenriderladybug2
theproofisinmypudding
You don't have to be the one to shoot your goo. You can just guide the other guy into her if that's more your thing
InvictusXYZrwr
Ancient Greek Legend has it that Milo of Croton strengthened himself by carrying a calf as it grew until he could carry a full grown bull.
casbott
Yes, but he ate it in the end.
CptnRayHolt
the Greeks were in awe of the size of that lad.
Irreal
Then he tried to fell a tree with his bare hands, but got stuck and was eaten by wolfs.
KingOfTheImgurians
Classic Milo.
Win1forthegifer
Milo has some crazy stories
WhatzitTooya
Okay, nobody tell OP how fast a cow grows...
Brochiavelli
Zero to a heifer, real fuckin quick.
LetMeFavoriteThisAndNeverDoItPlease
Goofy bought a calf to do that once. Epic story.
spiritrebellious
How do three people downvote this excellent nerdy comment?
tonyferry
So make sure one of the kids turns out a fatty.
BenSuspended
I first heard about that when my wife was pregnant, so now I lift my daughter (now 1.5yrs old) every single day for this reason.
IAmTheToastyOhs
You know, there is going to come a day when you put her down and never pick her up again. :-(
BenSuspended
not until one of us is dead
SimiKusoni
I tried carrying his sister's kids around but all she did was scream and chase after me.
SammichBro
Interested in more.
StealthyNinja7
One of the Phantoms did this. He was a really short one.
Phormio
One of the greatest athletes of all time,six-times Olympic winner.32-times winner of major Panhellenic games.
cow042
Now if only I could do this with a puppy so that I can lift a full grown GSD
PowerOfSpork
I tried this with my now 2.5 year old GSD and failed. I'm still trying with my new 11 week old GSD though.
AlkeneThiol
Theoretically if you lift it 6 times per week you really should be able to lift it fully grown unless you have a disease
PowerOfSpork
He grew from 15lbs to 75 in about 4 months before I started lifting weights. Not an excuse, just facts. I'm not struggling with the new pup.
ricklesdee
Man, I hope he remembered to carry up the gypsy woman who told him that trick at the end of it all.
IAmScraps
shaneequa
who tf believes that crap
BrushesofDoom
You had the chance to say “bull crap” and you blew it, you fucking moron
Spudworth
Same kind of people who believe Jesus could feed a small town with a loaf of bread and a mackerel?
CaptainFappleJacks
Holy mackeral...I finally get it
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
They were very large loaves.
InvictusXYZrwr
I'm guessing shaneequa was trying to be funny, but it is pretty hard to ignorance from disingenuous irony nowadays.
DangerousNoodle
No one. That's why it's called mythology or legend.
CyrusTheOk
I believe most mythological characters probably have a nugget of Truth in them somewhere, especially when they are about people, not gods.
DangerousNoodle
As an Antiquities Historian, I can confirm there is a possibility many of these figures of myth may have been real men and women, just their
DangerousNoodle
stories became more and more lavish throughout history as they were retold. Much of it may have been for propaganda as well.
AxelTenveils
Milo was a real person, 3 times winner in the Olympics, lost the fourth by a compatriot.
CyrusTheOk
Well there you go. Whether he lifted bulls or not is a separate matter, but the man behind the myth is real.
Crawmak
You should've said "bullcrap", would've been so much better.
MantisTobagganMD
You can't fool me, that was Stanley Yelnats.
Istealfromthefrontpage
You and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.
Psile
Goddamn that reference brings me back.
TboneTobin
Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back?
TboneTobin
A-R-M, P-I to the T. What's that your smellin? Dog that's me.
2AlakHul4U
HairyPicklePuller
Just watched Holes earlier today. Still holds up.
Turkishtime04
"Ow! Don't throw things at me!" Gets me every time.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
I always forget that Sigourney Weaver is in that, but for some reason I just remembered.
aaakeith
Holy shit. That never occurred to me until just now.
pollofritoforpresident
Her role was smaller but, well done. She’s a great actress :)
FreshPrinceOfPersia
I... never realised that. Huh.
IFoundaBagOfFireworksInMensRestroom
I think you mean holeds up.
MrMineHeads
Szmanda44
ChrisMorray
The last time I started picking up kids the FBI broke down my door
Synard
Don’t go directing movies for Disney
zombiebatman
You will never direct another Disney movie sir.
restos
InfinitusEquitas
Subtle No Future label on kid there.
maninthedarkness
They say that once you've been picked up from the park by a stranger, you end up picked up by all the strangers.
Reelthreat
And even that didn't stop you
ThatLurker
He picked up the Fbi agents
WillJeSuis
"WELL IF THEY DIDN'T WANT TO BE PICKED UP! WHY WOULD THEY BE STANDING AT THE SCHOOL GATES, HUH?!?!?!!?"
RiceCatBOI
Well he's picked up so many kids he's practically unstoppable now