NakedAssassin
450509
8842
205
Feb 16, 2015 5:35 PM
NakedAssassin
450509
8842
205
AlwaysUpvoteScottPilgrim
Love how longbotteming is now a verb
DeiInRealLife
Dammit. Time to chop my daughters hair off, take her out if sports and feed her sugary foods
matriciu
Just went from this![]()
.
sarapls
I"m just glad that Longbottoming is an acceptable word and that I was around when it came about.
cndianguy21
Accurate title.
ohgodpleasedontcallonme
longbottomed. I solemnly swear to use that in real life.
casiehansolo
I like the use of Neville longbottoming as a verb
Sahrah
timeywimeyspacewacey
I also use "Longbottomed" as a verb but in very different way
FeatherAlaska
Longbottoming is going from frumpy and funky looking to omg put your genitals near my genitals
melissann
People used to say I look like here, but she's definitely hotter than me now...
SirVladimirPutin
Some guy asked me to ask you for pics, for comparison.
BugCatcherNiick
I like how we use Neville Longbottom as a verb now
Esion9302
A hundred years from now some kid is gonna be looking up how longbottomed became a term for how someone plain or ugly became hot.
AdrianAmato
You could say she... Nevilled up.
JaxMadden
WIN! ^
rikisrad
+1 for turning Neville Longbottom into a verb
KillingTheJoke1
-1 For arriving on the clue train 2 years late
Onelesspossibleusername
http://imgur.com/A2kR4D8
JimJamesJimothy
She's at Cambridge now I believe, she got the hots and the smarts
FartsInPants
littleb1ackbird
Well hello there Mr. FartsInPants, come here often?
KrisKringlez
A plain grey shirt has never looked better
CatBlaster5000
SHWING!
extraordinaryagility
Magically babelicious. She's a fox!!! In French she would call La Renarde, and she would hunted with only her cunning to protect her.
CatBlaster5000
Well done.
BlaisePascalmakesmejustalittlesad
I'd take her to see Mr. Tumnus. If you know what I mean.
imgurusername2345678
I really wish I didn't
AngryHumanoid
No, explain it to me please. Use charts.
SuperSonicOstrich
yeah. it's called growing up.
thomasbuildafire
I was always told I looked like her when we were both young. I definitely don't look like her anymore though :(
Luvvie
I was told I looked and sounded like Emma Watson, now... hahahahahahaha *crie*
impoverishedWASP
Remember that the second photo has some mad highlighter and bronzer application going on to make her look fantastic.
impoverishedWASP
Also, I used to be told that I looked like the girl from Little Miss Sunshine and sure as hell don't look like her now :(
ButMetal
You're still pretty sweetheart
evillesbianfromthesnakehouse
when the 1st movie came out my sister and I were told we looked like susan & lucy. Now my sister resembles older susan & I resemble a potato
TheOneGalen
Is your sister single? ;)
MyAnacondaDontWantNoneUnlessYouGotPunsHun
Confirmed that she is 18. Now I don't need to feel bad for looking at this picture.
minerhole
You're saying like you had sex with her or somethinv
mantysaippua
o.0 im older by 1 year. i thought shes like 22
NoSenseNoSense
Oh, yeah... 17 & 364 days: PERVERT ALERT! PERVERT ALERT! 18?... Ok. Now we're cool. Laws and culture are funny.
DoingMyKanyeBest
"Looking." Sureeee. We all know what you really did.
slapmyassandcallmesusan
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
lunaisbestprincess
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a5/b2/81/a5b281eac78c2761c34f62bf018c9126.jpg
huanthewolfhound
She's already 18? Geeze, the first movie came out 10 years ago.
NakedAssassin
Yeah I made sure before posting her here for you perverts :P
data2dyne
Chris Hansen was getting the chairs ready
iamtheonewhobones
you da real mvp
joelblock6
i just turned 18 ;)
jab30
No one asked.
INeverAskedForTheseFeels
It's weird seeing posts about someone who was in my math class
lunaisbestprincess
For real?
INeverAskedForTheseFeels
Yeah, I went to the same secondary school as her. It was kind of surreal remembering that she's famous when i saw her everyday haha
lunaisbestprincess
Lol weird. I hope you weren't mean to her :P
INeverAskedForTheseFeels
Not at all! She was literally the nicest person you could meet, she's so upbeat and happy all the time, it's refreshing really!
lunaisbestprincess
Aww I bet she was adorable.
lostnortherner
If she was in your math class, you would be saying "maths
INeverAskedForTheseFeels
I have a tendency (to which all my friends complain) that I spell things the wrong way. As for proof.. hang on
INeverAskedForTheseFeels
TheRealDurdan
Busted
INeverAskedForTheseFeels
nac71700
Kids, be nice to the ugly girls.
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
or you know just be nice
GingerButNotAWeasley
Or just be nice.
Malgonien
she wasn't an ugly girl, she was adorable, that's just an unflattering picture.
graehall
Just be nice, because it's the right thing to do :D
oaque
or be a dick to everybody
JEMbalaya
Jealous. I went from being chubby and young looking to being chubby and awkward looking
TeeJayJay
I'd still hang out with you!
thepoetess
I feel ya. In 3rd grade I looked like the woodchuck princess and I haven't quite left that stage in my opinion.
JEMbalaya
I think that requires evidence
thepoetess
Lemme see what I can find and scan--will get back to you on that!
bitchinmona
I never lost the baby fat… just supplemented it and cared for it like a lion cares for its mane.
TruthIsRelative
marry me
stresstwig
same here~.
ReptilianOverlord
I long-bottomed from middle school to high school, but somewhere in college I got ugly and awkward and lost my self-esteem.
kitty4dayz
I long bottomed from elementary to middle. Then from middle to high school. I have a feeling i wont longbottom again.
[deleted]
[deleted]
ReptilianOverlord
I'm in engineering so it doesn't matter if I'm ugly: there aren't any girls here anyway.
denizgelion
rip
MeowsellusWallace
Same :( :( :( :(
mintcranberry
But she was really cute as a child too.
[deleted]
[deleted]
Darkfoxblade
No. No no no. No no.
HeilHydrate
http://bigjoeonthego.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/chris-hansen-2.jpg
Yoshi667
Haha I was hoping someone had replied with something like that.
squirrelgirl86
I love that when she firsts enters Narnia, her reaction is real. Director carried her into the sound stage with a blindfold.
squirrelgirl86
Honestly, they did such a wonderful job with that first movie.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
IKR? I grew up reading those books and I loved the movies.
mechanimated
I feel like Longbottoming is different from just being a typical chubby kid. Matthew Lewis was chunky and doofy looking for a long time.
TalosValcoran
I actually heard they intentionally made him extra goofy looking in the first couple of movies. Probably not a ton, but still.
mechanimated
The later ones, actually. He got his teeth fixed as he aged, and they had him wear fake ones.
TalosValcoran
Ah, I had heard they did stuff like make his ears stick out more in the first one or two.
gummybunny
Just how fucking old am I shit
Popspoppingit
I too query my feces as too my approximate age in number of times the Earth has made a full orbit around Sol, our sun.
Klownicle
Hope you're not turning 30 like me tomorrow.
shibbytothelibby
Gratz!
Klownicle
Upvotes to all the birthday sendouts!
AMediocreSubstituteForDave
I've reached the zero point in my solar orbit for the 33rd time today. And, yes, shit like this makes me feel old.
MeanBlack
Happy birthday!
CoconutCyclone
I'm in my 30s and I still don't understand the whole OMG NOT 30!!! thing that people do.
squarrel
I'm 31 now. So, yeah. But, if you are dreading it, take a look at your life, there are things you might want to change. I did and was like 1
squarrel
30 FUCK YEAH! 2/2
LokiUnchained
Turning 30 in 2 weeks. Iknowthatfeelbro.jpg
squarrel
30 is awesome! You are still young and have money and the wherewithal to do whatever the fuck you want!!! Except for the job part.
Klownicle
Single and 30 ftw!
NoSenseNoSense
What's the opposite of Longbottoming? Muniz'ing?
♫Life is unfaiiiir♫
goodguyC
Brilliant!
Aelinsaar
To be fair, this is a more representative pic: http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2014/04/09/previews/Georgie%20Henley-KHI-001562.jpg
grimfandango
To be fair, he kinda grew up the way you'd expect him to.
impoverishedWASP
Oh my! Why does he look like he's about to sell some crack behind a 7/11?
CultofCedar
I actually think he become a race car driver or something
ibextrainer
To be fair he is really, really rich. I don't think he cares.
itrv
Im pretty sure it was originally Lohaning.
WholesomeAsFuck
Christ he looks old, doesn't he?
cachuck
I heard Muniz had his name legally changed to Aaron Paul
lostnortherner
Felton-ing
persistantpastaman
no joke, got to play a gig where we opened for him, was pretty fucking sweet
disruptedvice
http://www.heavemedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/macaulay-culkin-0.jpg
wittyandcharmingnamenoonehasthoughtofyet
He's not UNattractive, has great eyes, and a ton of money, he will be fine.
Eechee
His stepmother is my great-aunt. I've never met him.
douglasamaya
https://kidzshowz.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/beans.jpg?w=300&h=188 I think this guy wins the price
NoSenseNoSense
Well, he was kind of ugly the whole way through. So you knew where it was going already.
douglasamaya
yeah you're right
DodgeDuckDipDiveDodge
Culkining?
longfellow
Whomever-that-poor-homely-bastard-that-plays-Bran-on-Game-of-Thrones-is-ing.
PaperOkami
http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Isaac+Hempstead+Wright+Entertainment+Weekly+hoafRZTNKdTl.jpg doesn't look bad at all.
mrmelonhead
Like a young Susan Boyle.
StarBurstExtra
I thought he would grow up to be so attractive. Poor pitiful Bran.
bashmuttons
nah, he just needs a haircut.
Islander255
He actually doesn't look bad--just a little douchy. Haley Joel Osmont is a better example :(
NoSenseNoSense
Well, compared to a case of Osmontosis, sure. Poor guy.
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
What about Hannah Montana-ing?
NoSenseNoSense
From pretty and disney-wholesome to hot and slutty? Nah. That's sort of par-for-the-course.
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
Guess I am alone in no longer finding her attractive. She COULD be, but isn't. My friend says "you never see her and JBeib in the same room"
NoSenseNoSense
Well, JBeib is a pretty little girl, regardless of what a twat he is.
BeckyWithTheToeHair
Beans'ing
Islander255
Rather, but he was always pretty damn ugly.
JustAnotherRidiculouslyLongUsername
He's looks pretty much like I'd expect him to look. Now, Macaulay Culkin on the other hand.
27yoUGLYvirgin
Are you serious? The guy looks like Ryan Gosling, have you even seen any recent pics? He was ugly cause drugs but that's over.
JustAnotherRidiculouslyLongUsername
Well, I disagree a whole lot.
notablyabsent
Rickety Cricket!
Natalan
I think Macaulay Culkin is kinda hot now that he's healthy again.
CrimeBrulee
Losing the goatee and visiting a hairstylist would go a long way for him.
iguessidontknowhowtospellimaganative
Naw, he has fucking weird eyes
uwsewing
Not everyone looks good in the hair style they had when they were 12, Frankie.
pancreas
has he had the same hairstyle for the last 2 decades or so?
NoSenseNoSense
You're not the boss of him! (His boss is Marty Smith from the Hollywood Dominoes Pizza)... & now I've just made myself sad. Sorry Frankie...
KickpuncherIII
No he had a shaved Mohawk for a while...
helpnonamesareleft
Losing the baby fat and growing long hair is a blessing for many girls. I remember I was SO glad to get out of that awkward stage.
duetodaydotoday
Been on imgur too long. I read that as Significant Other and got really confused.
DianeKC
27 and still never lost the baby fat.
pmaguire13
She also looks like she got a nose job.
zachzac
I remember I was significant other glad to get out of the awkward stage too!
IPeakedinSecondGrade
Yeah. Me, too. That was a weird weekend.
MMPRMastodon
As a guy: It was growing into my giant cranium for me.
TrapsAreIllegal
The baby fat can be pretty cute.
LosPer
Estrogen, too.
MordinSolustheScienceVolus
I wish I would longbottom ): now im sad
senefen
The professional hair, make up and photography helps in a lot of these posts too.
DeiInRealLife
Not looking forward to seeing my daughter go through it...
helpnonamesareleft
Look forward to her blossoming into the beautiful young lady she was meant to be!
burnthisname
the awkward stage of being like.. 8?
helpnonamesareleft
About 8 to 15. I had some rough years.
labrat
My husband Neville Long bottomed in pretty much this exact way. He was chubby and round-faced in 9th grade, super hot by mid-college.
frodoandmangos
.... still waiting on getting out of that awkward stage. I'm 22.
DawnLoves
I'm 20. When will I get out of the awkward stage?
helpnonamesareleft
I'm 19. I didn't get out until junior year of HS when my mom forced me onto a diet. I lost about 15 pounds and never looked back.
DawnLoves
I just started one. My day will come!!!!!
ABCDEFGHIJKelemenoPQRSTUVWXYZ
I am 18.. I still have all my fat.. damn.
helpnonamesareleft
I didn't lose mine until a couple of years ago, and I'm only 19. No worries. :)
catsonmeth
Looks like she got a new nose too.
BowlDestroyer
That awkward stage when you were 8?...
helpnonamesareleft
Oh yeah. I was a very awkward child. From 8 to about 14 or 15. Some say the awkwardness continues even into today.
AFatMushroom
20 and still in that awkward stage...
lily10110
Maybe you'll Neville Longbottom in your 30s. :) Or not. I can't tell the future.
fuckstartmyheart
22, thumbs still twiddling in anticipation
Totallyirelephant
23 and still haven't longbottomed yet... When will this happen for me?!
WitchyGypsy
I'm 23 and I'm still not out of the awkward stage. My damn baby fat is still here. Lol
helpnonamesareleft
Mine stuck around until junior year of HS when my mom put me on a diet. I shed about 15 extra pounds and never looked back.
ladylorelai
Tell your mom Thank you. Wish I listened to my mom when it was easier to go on a diet.
helpnonamesareleft
I do all the time. I dropped a swimsuit size (competitive swimmer here) and felt so much better than I had in years. It also instilled (1)
helpnonamesareleft
a sense of calorie counting in me. Now I'm much more careful about what I eat and I am doing so much better than I was 2-3 years ago. (2)
JazzBunny
Uh, she's 10 in the first picture, a literal child, when you're still supposed to have baby fat and be free from judgement. Supposed to.
zeroJive
She's older now, and therefore no longer free from judgement.
Onelesspossibleusername
Neville was 11 in the first HP movies, but he's still judged for how he grew up handsome. Isn't it the same?
JazzBunny
Yes? Why?
Onelesspossibleusername
People around here always talk about him that way. It's both or neither. If you're not fine with either then alright.
JazzBunny
Yes please do automatically assume I share every opinion of every other person on imgur. That makes sense.
helpnonamesareleft
I understand that. I'm just saying that growing up and out of that is pretty nice.
JimmieMcRustles
Rekt? Rekt.
JazzBunny
I just find it depressing that even babies can't have baby fat and they're rushed to grow up to be prettier. Ugh. :(
helpnonamesareleft
I don't know where you're getting that idea from, honestly. No one is rushing anything here.
JazzBunny
Just criticising the idea that a 10 year old should already look forward to losing "baby fat" in order to be pretty & she isn't otherwise.
JazzBunny
2. I get it if we're talking about teenagers/young adults. But 10yos hardly have "baby fat" that's just how they're supposed to be.
DoingMyKanyeBest
For me, it was gaining weight and cutting my hair short. I was incredibly thin, no tits, and looked years younger than I was w/ long hair
MizukisShadow
Ditto. Finally looked like my age when I cut my hair.
AustraliansOpinion
pics or it didn't happen
Flamingosbitch
As a guy, sometimes I wish I had tits.... :(
ladylorelai
They are fun but back pain.
DoingMyKanyeBest
Theyre really, really fun. Like, moobs cant even compare. I mean whenever we're bored, BAM we have something to do.
NoSenseNoSense
I envy you too. My hand'd be forever down my shirt. Well... it's down my pants quite often now (it's comfy), so I guess that's something.
DoingMyKanyeBest
Whats it like to have a dick? Honestly, I've wanted to know for ages.
Anrack
As a guy who likes girls with short hair, hi.
DoingMyKanyeBest
Heyyyy :) Just a warning, I'm a minor. If your a minor, please proceed.
TheRobotWhoCriedHuman
I could wait. But, could you?
DoingMyKanyeBest
Welll...I mean I'm going to hook up with a guy tomorow..sooo...nah.
Fahargo
as a freshly not minor
Cthulurisen
Im a minotaur does that count?
Deztry
Dunno about Anrack, but i'm 15.
BartimaeusTheFat
I'm a minor, may I proceed?
DoingMyKanyeBest
Absolutely. As long as youre not some horny 14 year old. Hit me up.
thenaughtyavocado
in what country?
lily10110
At first I saw ",19" and was gonna call you a liar, then I read the rest like the loser I am. Continue on youngin'.
DoingMyKanyeBest
How...how would you see 19? Someone seems a tad to drunk tonighttttt. Pssst its you.
Impignorate
My brothers a miner does that count?
DoingMyKanyeBest
As long as he washes his hands.
RiotShielder
I'm a minor! I knew it'd pay off one day!
TheLegendarySuperStrayan
Inb4 literal horny 14yr olds
DoingMyKanyeBest
Nah too late we're already here. *Just kidding I'm not 14*
PlaidWearingCanadian
I went from sup to nope in like .23 seconds
onyalasagna
I'm a minor here's my photo if you're interested
AngryAndJudgemental
Anrack
PlaidWearingCanadian
You're my favourite kind of person
DoingMyKanyeBest
See, this is why I warn people. I couldve been a dick and not told you until the cops were at your door.