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SugarSmack
#28 Three cats chilling in a stroller, sharing a snack cup is in no way going to deter me from ignoring your texts.
LightDevourer
Depicted are equal opportunities not equal rights
guantanamobayxx
LongPorkRockyMountainOyster
I see a lot of decent dumps that are soured by one or two dumbass images like this, these days.
BrineWR71
#2 I too am a vegan but I don't talk... oh shit!
MohAki1
Hahahaha
nogidude1
Its sonic the hedgehog pizza
esseGesseEt
Perhaps it was easier to just tell everyone to download iFunny instead of putting all these together
wtfamIdoinghere000
#36 bruh that shit is all too real. I've been there so many times...
NickRivieraMD
#35: Hey fellow guys: A) she already knows and she doesn't want to stop on your account. B) nothing will happen unless she wants it to.
SomeDudeNurse
C) She aint worth your damn time
NickRivieraMD
Or you should just get over yourself. If your girl's hot, lots of guys will be interested. It's not a problem unless she is too.
tashurthan
THESE ARE SHIT
TheNextGuy
#26 doesn't make sense
dbb1
It's pretending "Women want equal rights but won't do the same crappy, dangerous, backbreaking jobs as men!" It's nonsense.
blackbenetavo
It requires misogynist logic.
flindt
kys
IMadeThisAccountForButts
Would make more sense if it would be something like mandatory military for men AND women. And then that woman saying maybe tomorrow.
iPutTheBSinBSc
Its about the whole "not enough women in stem/power" thing i think. Some fields have even less women but nobody cares cus theyre unappealing
grovberg
Half of these are "OMG how can any person possibly keep up?" and the other half is "OMG I sat around in my PJs all day and did nothing LOL."
JadedWombat
Welcome to OP's daily FP dump. It's garbage five times a week.
ladyface
These are the dumbest memes I've ever seen.
JadedWombat
And yet OP gets them to FP every. single. time.
BreastInspector
I feel like they'd be funnier if I was 10-15 years younger.
gustiergumpus
#9 Noooooo! Mars is smaller than earth... therefore 300 pounds in Mars is going to be a shit ton on earth. Close to 480 pounds!
nachik2
I think the point is that your weight in Earth becomes a lot less when in Mars.
gustiergumpus
Thanks I reread it and see that now. I read it like 4 times trying to make sense of what they were saying and was convinced otherwise
2fingersinthebooty
Ahhh #45 is my metro station in Paris , Jaures!!!
stouffer
#48 Leave adequate braking distance between you and the car in front on the freeway. Hey Presto... a BMW magically appears.
thelittleupvotethatcould
Or a Mercedes
hatt730
#35 seems a bit dodgy.
Eristicrat
My experience: dudes who think they know "what his game is" are those with tightly restrained desire to play predatory games themselves.
Eristicrat
...Or those who are inclined to, and think every man must be like them.
Eristicrat
Lol thank you. Yep, zero paranoid or irrationally jealous men in the world. This is totally consistent with my experience of reality.
DotNull
"He's just trying to fuck you." "He's my cousin." *shows her this meme* "Holy shit. Thanks babe. I would have never guessed."
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
#16 I am 1/3 that man
Taraxacumofficinale
#16
Nelflover
Well, get your dick out of him and tell her he's not available
Axewhipe
I thought that was a girl and she was went hence the "slippery when wet" sign.
SpaceGK
Aka 1/3 a woman? Because that a wom- ah I give up imgur
strumfooligan
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
HoneyNutMemeos
So you have goals?
NamesAreStupid
Goals are for the ambitious. He likes memes. It's way more vegetative.
SpaceGK
Aka 1/3 a woman? Because that a wom- ah I give up imgur
SWITZofSILENCE
I'm 5/7 that man, and I feel like it takes more than that to get a girl haha
Anhabanana
it really doesn't
SWITZofSILENCE
Hmm, true. My standards are probably just a bit high haha
DwaynElizondoMountainDewHerbertCamacho
Just grab em by the pussy
SWITZofSILENCE
lucianspy
#10 weight and mass are two different things. 136kg on Earth is still 136kg on Mars.
Gayrone
At least one chosen one that dares to open it's mouth...
dbb1
... And? The joke was made in units of weight.
Barley426
It's almost like it was a joke
metalfoto
#23
TopNotchAssEater
#43 is correct unless someone says they enjoy no man's sky
iPutTheBSinBSc
Some games cause much dispute because they divide people into diehard fans and those that cant stand it. Like darksouls or LoL
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
He's there...they just hid the body behind the couch before the picture was taken
GiantDadneverdies
I dont get #33 ? That's the arms one right?
G4ymBoy
Vascular forearms are hoooooot
stabthecrab
Wrong, dude number two is being arrested
Angbadang
They may die early from insanely high blood pressure, but I guess the wife is in the will by that point so psshtt...
Hippieplatypus
Veiny man arms esta hot.
TheSadCafe
I scrolled down to find this. Veins are hot? Is that what it's saying?
ikma
Yeah, to a point, especially in the forearms. Or so I have been told.
Zartaz
But what if you're a lizard? :(
TheCommissar
Then what, exactly, are you doing on a mammalian image board?
Zartaz
I was once turned into a newt! I got better though
TEDwisdom
#49 is Sonic the Hedgehog (or as the cool kids call him, Sanic Hegehog)
RainbowUnicode
The resemblance is uncanny.
jrntn
son, the hedge
andyb501
Quite a healthy dump, OP! +1
craaaaaaaaaaaaig
That kid in #1 gas a perfect throwback photo for when he's twenty.
Spacebandit
Please don't dump on the carpet.
MohAki1
That's just like #21 lol
Spacebandit
Can take a dump on the counters or tiles then?
NotTodayNotYesterday
For whomever wants to be a cat lady, nothing of value is being lost with assholes like those. Curvin 'good guys', my ass.
ILoveImgurForReal
Great dump again +1
MohAki1
Thank you
MohAki1
Thank you
MohAki1
Thank you
Madethisusernametocommenton7planetspost
Nice smooth dump, not too long, not too short, not too thick, not too runny, no whipe necessary.
MohAki1
Thank you very much my good sir! And 7 planet rules lol
CurrentOfLife
MohAki1
LoodGookin
http://imgur.com/GRDiQPG
Madethisusernametocommenton7planetspost
Huh wip
Axewhipe
Madethisusernametocommenton7planetspost
Don't force your poops! Prolapsed anus is one heluva drug joe Rogan.
MrJelle
I used to make the same mistake, but there's no h in wipe. I still feel like there should be, though.
Axewhipe
:(
Madethisusernametocommenton7planetspost
Feldspartacus
Butt you always whipe a second thime just to be shure.
Baldinho
What the f**k is oragimi?
bestofallpossibleworlds
It's a past time where you unfold paper animals and smooth them flat.
AkLonewolf
orogimi... the art of folding works wrong so they sound similar but different.
martianmartini4
Same
LittleKnownOne
The Japanese art of folding paper into decorative shapes and figures (e.g. a swan). [I low key hope this is a joke]
Baldinho
It's called origami (I was trying to be funny)
IPoopWithTheDoorHalfOpen
I'm surprised no one caught it actually
OrigamiShark
You were funny, but now I'm just sad.
FoxAffair
So, it appears OP is a basic college bro.
MohAki1
Thank you for the love
lol
lonelysock
Even high school maybe?
MohAki1
How do you graduate ?
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MohAki1
Thank you again for ur support jadedwombat hugs n kisses
FoxAffair
FP in general is dropping in quality.
aesthesia1
again the stupid idea that manual work is contradictory to equal rights. I've done cinderblock walls on my own home, but/1
fealtytowels
Well there's that and the fact that equal rights doesn't mean you're going to get forced into construction work.
aesthesia1
you'd never ever see a tiny girl like me get hired by a construction company even if I really tried. They specifically want big men. 2/2
AlkeneThiol
That exact same argument can be used for an office. "Theyd never hire a submissive woman like me. They specifically want dominant men"
IAskLotsOfQuestions
Then train to make yourself a dominant person. It's all about your mindset.
Thisbefluff
Me: female, can weld, roof, etc. Called bull on prof giving the big jobs to guys. He called my bluff. @5'2" there's still a lot I can't do
SardonicGrin
Bull. Only certain jobs require high physical strength. Most require some strength and the ability to withstand some unpleasant work places.
AlkeneThiol
The point is about the fact that outcry about equal employment never mentions jobs like garbage, sewage, coal mining. Only cushy offices.
rollercostarican
Equal rights is about not being discriminated against, it doesnt mean if 7 million women dont immediately apply for construction they sexist
aesthesia1
Wrong again. The feminist movement was largely started because women lost the physical jobs they held during war as soon as the men returned
AlkeneThiol
I'm not talking about history. Find me a contemporary example of women demanding equal representation in physical labor vocations.
Aysling
http://www.journalgazette.net/news/local/courts/City-sued-over-firing-of-female-firefighter-14267247
aesthesia1
sorry that your strawman was bad, but women aren't a hive mind who collectively refuse to do physical labor. You're never going to prove/1
llamamushroom
But you said "never mentions." And how can you talk about a movement and not talk about its history?
PsychicNinja55
#21 is actually "Eating on the carpet is strictly prohibited"
CatsGoRawwr
Idk man, I've been to India and they're pretty hardcore. That sign is very justifiable.
scuzzy
Well it doesn't stop the pigeons that live in that airport
Kodaxmax
assumed it was misspelling of sitting.
PsychicNinja55
Nope! It actually says "Eating on the carpet is strictly prohibited"
TheBeatlesSuck
Thanks
PsychicNinja55
Right back at ya, buddy!
TheDogEnd
I was gunna say, shitting on the linoleum a-okay?
TeaEyeDoubleGrr
If you own a pet for example, linoleum is super easy to clean. Carpet on the other hand is a huge ordeal to get clean up.
Natojenkins
Eating shit on the carpet is strictly prohibited. Got it.
S33KER
Designated Shitting Carpet
Vossur
I think that's the point.. wrong translation is funny. Gosh lol
emosion
You beat me to this translation
PsychicNinja55
https://media.giphy.com/media/3o85xGMTQw0Ou69ML6/giphy.gif
KingGranticus
No, sitting on the carpet is strictly prohibited, they just got Sean Connery to spell it
MohAki1
Lmfao Sean Connery. Yesh you musht me correct Misshh Money Penny
KaneVel
But it really ties the room together, man.
HorseradishIsNotAnInstrumentEither
Thanks for pointing this out, went back and actually read the devnagari?
PsychicNinja55
That's my mother tongue.
HorseradishIsNotAnInstrumentEither
My second language :)
PsychicNinja55
Indian? Or took Hindi for second language for kicks? :P
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emparier
It's a meme bro. POR IN LOO
emparier
Poo*
WillBelay4Beer
I was expecting all the comments to just say "POO IN LOO". I was disappointed.
Vectorman2
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
PsychicNinja55
I shit before breakfast, but what can I say? I'm old school.
demodulated
...... No!
YesItIsMyRealName
Haha nice one.
mastikator
iunderstoodthatreference.gif
humptyblargh
So they're cool with the shitting, then?
TheNeoteric
http://giphy.com/gifs/1Q3kqmJ9gVmGA.gif
PsychicNinja55
Who isn't?
PenisAssociationOfMurica
When you gotta go you gotta go
ddd0
Probably, it's India. Literally the whole country wreaks of shit and piss.
ThatITdude
You've been to the whole country then? All 33 states?
wesski84
I'm sure not every square km smells like human waste, but a disproportionate amount truly does.
ThatITdude
Probably a disproportionate amount of what you have visited. India is a big place. Try to keep an open mind.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
*reeks
duhisitnotobvious
I am Reek
AllTheGoodOnesWereAlreadyTaken
You're Ramsay Bolton and you know it, you sneaky bastard!
ddd0
Damn these homophones! They take all the good words!
funkmoth
#4 AND hold a job. Gonna need longer days.
djhash
You actually do all that Serially. You go to university, then when you're done, you get a social life, then you decide to go to the gym, 1/2
djhash
then you reminisce and think better grades could've helped, then you start dying, so you eat healthy, then you give up and "sleep" 8+ hrs
Vansauce
I do it. Sure i do 16 hour days most weekdays, but I'm social as fuck on the weekends
Vansauce
Use the weekends to bake/ smoke.slow roast chicken. Freeze it, take it to work. Gym at lunch.
Lamech777
It all pretty much comes down to what degree you choose. If you choose engineering, you get none of those things if you want the grades.
Imgurislongerfunny
Hmm my bf is an engineering major and has a job, good grades and a social life. But doesn't get sleep lol
Lamech777
More of a joke to an extent although can depend on where you go, like the School of Mines for instance.
Lamech777
I did have to cut out almost all TV and gaming. Got average of 5 hours of sleep, did no drinking and no Frat BS.
kradimir
#37 You bang your sister ?
willianpqz
kkk
Durtschi
I had the same thought! The next thought was "I've been on this site too much "
AnythingMuchShorter
In the movies though Banner and Romanov are in a relationship so it's not purely a "the gif" thing.
Durtschi
Good to know they went with "it"
PhoenixQueenAzula
Wybo
Anyone else have to scroll back up to see what was being talked about?
ctennessen
If I had one....
MohAki1
I always enjoy reading through the comments. My reaction is wtf did I walk into lololol.
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ImGonnaRickRollYou
Do... do you not know about The GIF?
MohAki1
Show me!
InsaneCosmonaut
Biglebowski748
Those dogs were clearly fighting, not fuckin.
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
https://google.com/search?q=hulk+black+widow+gif+site:imgur.com&tbm=isch
greylo
You don't...?
ResinThirteen
UncleBrother
It happens.
AsianWithAnAfro
they're both bitches
Bassaker
you don't? that's fucking unamerian of you.
cupcakesandviolence
Mary Mooooooooon. She's so unamerian
Bassaker
how daŹ³e you make fun of my lisp!
madmongoose18
That's 36? Inquiring minds need to know op
Eonymia
We'll bang, ok?
SharkBearSquid
I got to that picture and stopped reading the rest to go to the comments. I knew this would be here. Well done
chawx
BemusedPenguin
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nnovetljlde
I miss the NSFW comment parties
GotTiredofFavoritingPostsInMyBrowserSoImadeAnAccount
was that The Rock or Dwayne Johnson reenacting this? Could't tell cause it's kind of wrestling
DarkBusterBaron
Remember when Imgur didn't have an nsfw policy I remember.
BillyMcGobbles
I member
goodguyC
Pepperidge Farm remembers!
Goronhead
And somehow no one has posted the gif yet.
Grizy
Yet we all think about it
ImGonnaRickRollYou
I mean... does anyone really need to? We all know what the gif is.
Grizy
Yet we all think about it
Grizy
Yet we all think about it
The4thWiseMan
Strange
my40habit
KingZuko
Where is this from?
QueenOfArda
Misfits
GAARK
Misfits
Swiffty
I believe it's from a show called Misfits, the first season is bloody hilarious, after that it starts to go downhill
KingZuko
Thanks :D
kaovalin
Once they started swapping powers, I swapped shows
palaces
I'd say the second one wasn't too bad, but the third one was shite.
palaces
I'd say the second one wasn't too bad, but the third one was shite.
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoOfSatanWhenIFeelLikeIt
@TheGif
DahPrincess
The link got taken down.
jonbalderh
A bastion has fallen
ForgetAboutThis
Shaorma
ForgetAboutThis
I meant to say shame but my auto correct doesn't agree.
RobBobertyYT
Lol. Thought you were saying schwarma
1good100
Can someone pm me thegif I'm out of the loop
DahPrincess
Green guy and red head give each other a look. Green splits grin. Cut to huge green ramming into tiny sexy naked red. Violently.
DahPrincess
Green guy and red head give each other a look. Green splits grin. Cut to huge green ramming into tiny sexy naked red. Violently.
DahPrincess
Green guy and red head give each other a look. Green splits grin. Cut to huge green ramming into tiny sexy naked red.
RobBobertyYT
I have it on my profile
HA90
Doesn't work
HA90
Doesn't work
goodguyC
It's an ass gaping porn....with a green colorized dick.
1good100
Well then...
iamthisguy247
The gif?
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afnanf
DIFFERENT GIF. IF I SAW IT OTHERS MUST +1
AquaLeaderArchie
theGIF.gif
ImGonnaRickRollYou
Heh. They're talking about the buttsex one.
wherearemytesticles
hadamardTransform
How long since I last saw that meme???
NonexistentGecko
@LannistersSendTheirRetards
fluxual
That's the one.
Infomercial
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
TheGIF.gif
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
I feel it's important to inform everybody that my phone autocorrects it from thegif.gif to TheGIF.gif
YetAnotherQualityPostFromAbortedFetusNecrophiliac
Interesting. Thanks.
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
As long as your phone doesn't spell it with a J, I'm happy.
ArcipluvianCosmicGallows
Of course not. His phone knows the difference between spelling and pronunciation.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
*autistic screeching*