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“Having Iranian sleeper cells floating around the country is apparently no big deal to the president.
Donald Trump told reporters Wednesday that he was well aware of the foreign chaos agents’ locations, though he didn’t express any immediate plans to do anything about it. Instead, he regurgitated his typical talking points, opting to heap responsibility for the problem onto President Joe Biden rather than address the potentially dangerous situation directly as America’s current leader.”
“Have you been briefed about how many Iran sleeper cells there could be inside the U.S. right now?” asked a journalist.
“I have been, and a lot of people came in through Biden with the stupid open border. But we know where most of them are, we’ve got our eye on all of them—I think,” Trump said.
“They came in through the open border policies of sleepy Joe Biden, one of the worst—the worst president—in the history of our country.””
“We’ve got our eyes on all of them, but the war itself is being prosecuted at a level that nobody has seen before. It’s pretty amazing to watch,” Trump added”
gonzar09
Trump/Republican playbook.
Step 1: Bomb brown schoolchildren.
Step 2: Invoke baseless fear into easily manipulated and fearful populace.
Step 3: Don't take any responsibility for what follows.
evilspock
That means he's either a liar or an idiot.
Or both.
My money is on both.
Bgone
Not sure but he may be lying
kjbopp
Faux News just blamed sleeper on open borders.
Frozenspokes
There are no sleeper cells.
SomeGeek75ygh
"They're in bed asleep!"
backrideup9
Considering there are likely zero, this might be the first truth he's ever told.
nimeton0
nevernotsure
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ChelVanin
We should be very skeptical of anyone the administration tries to accuse of being a sleeper agent.
LazerSpacePirate
Ahhh a slightly more complicated false flag
ColossalBalls
FarceMajeure
Sleepy Joe. If the GOP projected any harder we could repurpose them as lighthouse bulbs
TheOneYouWereWarnedAbout
Chereazi
He knows where they are but just let's them be? Uh huh
SomeGeek75ygh
lets* let's = let us
DukeNuke76
Is it just me, or is everyone else geting the feeling that we are going to see outspoken anti-trump social media personalities about to be rounded up based on them being Iranian sleeper agents?
EroticZombiePants
Certain states are already working towards doing just this based on them being potentially trans.
SuicidalThots666
So they're openly calling it "war"? Did I miss the part where Congress approved it? /s
sfbiker
Hey, his hands are tied, border agents are too busy abducting and deporting American citizens and children, they don't have time to go after Iranian sleeper cells.
lightfoot2
Yep, they're in DHS.
glovelyday
I doubt it...unless they consist of 13 year old girls.
Freyja33
They are already trying to set up a narrative to blame Iran when they stage a false flag attack. That's why they want you to be thinking about "Iranian sleeper cells".
bexxMaker
nevernotsure
... The planet
MeekrabJones
I'm sure they're in the same place as all the proof of Democrat fraud in the 2020 election. And Trump's healthcare plan. And the Haitians that are eating cats and dogs. And his tax cuts for the working class. And proof that blue states passed laws to execute babies after birth. And records of schools giving kids gender reassignment surgeries. And the criminal cases showing the migrant crime wave ICE is protecting us from. And photos showing protestors burning Portland to the ground. And...
WolvesAreTheBestPeople
IHaveGreatKittenRecipes
Why would Iran waste all that time and money training agents and backstopping them and getting them into the country when they can just post some stupid shit on Facebook under the name of that Great American White Male Influencer they created for literally free and then watch our drunken uncles create an entire mythology around this rumour and have them be the entire problem? Russia is tight af with Iran, don't tell me they don't know Putin's playbook is cheaper, faster, and more permanent.
DeVleermuis
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Gruesslibaer
So he knows where terrorist sleeper cells are, but still chose to have ICE go after gardeners and restaurant owners instead?
TapeLeg
thanks for censoring his nasty mug
CobainsSarcoma
jesus if i never see his stupid face again it will be too goddamned soon
Superchief86
PutThePRNDLinD
Nah, they are in Blue states, and cities...particularly around polling places...It's just part of the plan for midterms.
meowingintensifies
this. it's just pretense to send the military into more blue states and cities. next week he says there are no sleeper cells in Ba Sing Se.
xj4low
Then the FBI is monitoring them and will stop them from doing anything? Or are we going to wait till some terror attack to ask trump why he didn't stop them if he knew about all of them?
cloudstrife046583000
Trump says......
Shaukhan12
More like

Tr.....
BifPib
"What are the odds Trump is lying?"
(handed a note)
"I'm being told they're very high, actually it's almost certain."
LanceSackless
I love hearing what trump says because i lose brain cells every time and eventually i’ll have too few left to process this hell
googoogaagaa83
Or die faster! 🤞
TheOneYouWereWarnedAbout
Here's how you know this piece of bullshit really is bullshit
brownribbon
A competent president would say “we know all of them” instead of giving an exact number for numerous reasons.
But instead Trump is President.
brownribbon
*assuming a competent president would comment publicly in the first place. Which they wouldn’t.
Skuggen
His gut feelings will guide him to where they are (they'll all turn out to be Democrats about to win elections).
Bojovnik84
Or wherever they suddenly attack in California, as part of their false flag operation.
wejustdontknow
Kat Abughugale will be suddenly detained.
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
I hope not. She really does seem like a breath of fresh air.
wejustdontknow
I agree