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Who’s Your Daddy is a highly amusing asymmetric multiplayer parenthood simulator that follows the daily routine of a loving, if bumbling, father as he tries to keep his son safe from harm.
One player controls the baby and attempts to put itself in harms way, and the other player takes on the role of the father, trying to save his son from certain death. A darkly humorous and very silly multiplayer parenting experience.
Source: http://alpha-beta-gamer.tumblr.com/post/134660945151/whos-your-daddy-is-a-highly-amusing-asymmetric
Free Alpha Build Available:
http://www.alphabetagamer.com/whos-your-daddy-alpha-download/
Ojotango
I remember this: it was at the start of Roger Rabbit.
Thisiscotty
to save the hoop jumping between websites -http://www.alphabetagamer.com/whos-your-daddy-alpha-download/
bluemidget
Make it so Dad has to stop watching the baby to get the phone or go back to work on the computer, to give baby an honest chance at death.
PetiteBrittySue
@blingneega
Kraidian
wasn't there a post about someone requesting this? now its a thing? the intternet now creates and thinks for itself... Skynet confrimed...
BurntRamen
Add 2 more players. A mom that helps the dad & a cat that tries to hurt the kid but can distract by breaking things that have to be cleaned!
phrayezzen
They made the Tumblr game!! http://imgur.com/pF3uiZF
drachetanzer
It's on Steam Greenlight. Go vote for it! https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=566597674&searchtext=who%27s+your+daddy
dropandgivemesexy
That's so ironic that Zuckerberg and his baby are the next post
GladyMccree19
"honey.. do you mind getting in the oven to clean it"
Broken27Arrow
Why link to the tumblr page, but not directly to the site? http://www.alphabetagamer.com/whos-your-daddy-alpha-download/
Abbreviationator
i'd love to see SeaNanners play this
Killertortilla
*dolphin noises* YESSSS THE BABY IS DEAD!!!
IWannaSeeHowItEnds
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
Senatoruppercut
You've won.
jazzyfizzle1410
http://imgur.com/d7gr1Tp
thatusernameisregistered
I wish i could give you more than one upvote for Roger Rabbit!
CloneWarrior85
Damn you, you beated me to it :D
d240vergara
This looks fun and super creepy lol
Gyromuffin
LMAO
dasfunny
The fkcing baby is terrifying in this
ragekritz
so It's true to life too?
1Forrest1
Installed game but cannot play - crashes after the unity loading screen. Can anyone help with this?
astraecat
I have the same issue
Orvar
same here :(
jollygreenregularsizedperson
Don't need a game for this I live this every goddamn day
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Mine is almost 3, real talk homie.
Ialsolikethings
3.5 year old and 18 month old. I stay at home with them. SO MUCH ANXIETY
unknownmrb7124
With a two year old and one month old, no truer words have ever been spoken.
pallentx
Looks like a very accurate parenting simulator. They do seem like they are drawn to their own self destruction at times.
PoppinLochNessHopster
You'd think self preservation would be instinctual, but apparently it's a produce of consciousness/sentience.
smoochmysnoot
...all the time..
confinedinyourmind
Every second of the day....
SlowdriveNumbputt
...until, years later, they finally become parents themselves.
Iwishiwasalittlebitmorecreativewhenitcomestoinventingusernames
I don't know man, it just seems wrong... If that baby wants to kill itself in the oven, you'd better let it...
graboids
There was a recent news story about a baby in an oven. :/
Alphamatter
What if he's the chosen one and is reborn as a Phoenix. I support babies in ovens.
BlankMage
You have to respect that baby's decision!
zenunchucks
trying really hard to not laugh out loud in the office
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
Speaking as an atheist, you really need to prepare a baby right, you can't just throw a live one in the oven.
DarkUranium
You're a monster. Who the hell bakes babies without preheating the oven?!
ImNotSatanTrustMeGoAheadSacrificeTheVirgin
Found the German.
JohnFloorwalker
This speaks to German stigma of being practical to a fault and the dark history of history. Perfectly dark comment.
JapaneseStudentTadashii
If I add another weird killing sim to my laptop the NSA will be all over my ass
ProneHub
Too late. They already are.
Wombatish
Trying not to cry and have to explain cracking up over this comment at the hair salon
MatticusRoss
Anyone remember that Tumblr post of this idea?
xthelastdragonx
I'm pretty sure it was originally someone from reddit.
SuloBruh
It was a tumblr post, I know because the people who made the post made the game and have it on their tumblr page
DigiByteM8
I've been waiting for this.... for so long... *sheds tear*
confinedinyourmind
Pepperidge farm remembers
unholyreason
Baskin robins never forgets.
thetittiekeeper
I tried it. It's impossible to be the dad, the kid is much faster and it's easier to control it.
Slim617
What? Being the dad is easy. Locking everything ends the game quickly
UnknownSquid
I'd say the opposite myself. Dad can lock everything down in no time. Pills are OP.
Tornadotaco
Pretty realistic then?
PatriarchalTaxi
It's easy to be the Dad if you know how! Find the cabinet locks and lock all of them. Use pills when it gets sick! Shift to run! Easy! :)
Molzy
Creator is FunnyJunk user 'thehumanidiot', he posts updates on there every so often and is almost finished.
Broken27Arrow
People still use FunnyJunk? Do they share links on myspace too?
draeman88
Sometimes we even share our favorite newgrounds games
ColoredUndies
Glad someone mentioned it
TheHolmberg
I find the little demon baby scuttling away from the chemical bottle to be disturbing. #3
drivetankhitcars
More disturbing than oven-baby?
TheHolmberg
Much more.
Nightelfbane
it's like a freakin' necromorph.
drivetankhitcars
More disturbing than oven-baby?
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
the trick is to eat all the batteries as fast as possible. they're in the kitchen inside the island
Mugenthesamurai
That baby is the devils incarnate
daygoo
"honey.. do you mind getting in the oven to clean it"
chipstar
uselessComment4U
Your mom thought the same thing with you.
VaginaOrchard
5/7
TimeTravelingHobo
Savage
TheHolmberg
8..[
Touchyhorse
Rekt
AspiringGoodMotherfucker
5/7 would leave the baby in the oven and do nothing.
NoCanDosvilleBabydoll
all of them?!
ShitLeopard420
I get that reference
BillUvrights
Shut the fuck up its old and overused already
SuperDuperSkateTeam
Nah it just came out.
GreyPilgrim90
So a week?
LtKifKroker
That's how you get a burnt baby
Mediumlengthusername
Fuck you Robert
bradthegeek
Reference game on fleek
LtKifKroker
That's how you get a burnt baby
elvestinkle
As the father of an 11 week old, I'm getting a kick out of this. Crawling won't happen for a few months yet.
elvestinkle
But Windows and Mac only? Lame.
ihearttanooki
As a mother of little ones, just watching these GIFS gives me anxiety.
ihaveacoldsfnaaaar
i have a young infant too, but watching this made me want to take a rolled up magazine and git to squishing, whack a mole-style.
SevenOfWine
I'd check the oven just to be safe
Muffyns
k but how do you play i dont see a download or naything
Muffyns
k but how do you play i dont see a download or naything
blitherypoop
I remember a friend saying something like this, then freaking out a little while later when the baby kept going for the space heater.
LoTRFanatic42
Once they can walk everything within their reach ends up on the floor.
tombosleyV2
once they start crawling around you house like a wounded zombie... then youre in trouble
BearsBeetsandBattlestarGalactica
You better start training !
insongwhang
My kid is now almost year and half. Damn the crawling days were easy!
Lisperer
Just buy a bouncy house. No mortgage. Start saving for that college tuition.
ThatKelloggsSpoonGuy
Actually crawling wont happen for years I don't think toddlers can develop a liking for Linkin Park.
ThatKelloggsSpoonGuy
Also: CRAWLLLLLING IN MY SKIIIIIIN
cassotography
Lmao!
jteb
You need to know! I mean baby's almost always go for the oven and turn it on.
smoochmysnoot
I removed the turn-handles from the oven, stove and bathtub. I keep them nearby but out of reach. Less worry.
elvestinkle
Somebody's got a case of the Mondays...
Zokathra
Ha! Crawling is easy. Wait 'till they start running.
BurntRamen
And then learning how to open doors and cabinets.
gotdatfireanddemroids
Running is easy. Wait until they figure out wheels.
AkujiMalice
Ha! wheels are easy. wait till they get learner's permits.
k2rolla
I have to hide chairs, my toddler pushes them to get onto the counters. Grabbed a knife yesterday, had the blade in a death grip, got cut.
insongwhang
So you're LARP'ing that game?
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k2rolla
I've walked into the kitchen at 3 am to find my 5 y.o. was basically doing lines of sugar on the counter top. But his IQ is 125, so whatevs.
elvestinkle
O_o
Kaysmira
My brother pushed a chair and got the children's multivitamins. He came and gave my sister and I each one. Then sat and ate them like candy.
Kaysmira
He also got into my mother's craft supplies and somehow stuffed a bead up his nose at 1 a.m. Also shook the refrigerator until a pan 1/2
Kaysmira
my dad had stored up there fell on him, and he got stitches. Crawled under chairs in store and cut his scalp on a nail: more stitches. 2/2
Embronyx
Oh my god they made it.
Rakint
This is great
FhakThard
Yeeeeeeesssss
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
I remember that post! Never let it be said tumblr ideas are always lost to eternity.
MultiSpecialist
Right!?!? Omgosh I am so freakin happy
lmhx
http://urserlicious.tumblr.com/post/75686978071/competetive-multiplayer-game-where-one-person
IFavoriteRandomUserSubPosts
You da real MVP
Torenso
The real question is Is there a wood chipper?
ForThoseWhoHaveHeart
Did someone post about making it?
Thezzanman
Not that I've seen but I've dream several posts stating it should be a game.
draeman88
Don't know why that other guy is getting downvoted- a guy from Funnyjunk saw the Tumblr post and made it. His name is Thehumanidiot or sth
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
Its a widley reposted screencap of an old tumblr post complete with all of the classic staples. But yes, that is the long way of saying yes.
1nitialBAM
Yeah, there was a post about the idea not too long ago, if anyone has sauce, it'd be nice to give credit where credit is due.
ChocolateKake
Credit guys to a guy on funnyjunk. I Think he's named The Human Idiot
804R
It was a tumblr post a couple of years ago.
Iwanttofingeryou
http://imgur.com/account/favorites/WI7tnmb lucky for you i favorited it
monkeysthatdrink
Lies!
WhatAboutReefer
https://49.media.tumblr.com/3f379b8123c979cc075f4742c6320701/tumblr_n3ominG5oR1twj5fjo1_400.gif
PitbullsPublicist
what a time to be alive.
ThePakistallion
Lol I half expected that!!! You did not disappoint.
alloftheotherusernamesaretaken
For shame!