mindnoir
365487
6854
123
This happened in Vancouver in February and a local radio station posted it to their Facebook page. Dude in the white had a moment of road rage and decided to get out of his vehicle and punch the driver in the face like a sucker.
I thought you all could enjoy the instant karma.
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Mm mm instant karma awe yiss
amne51ac
I wouldn't really call that Karma though. It's more like Consequences.
yodragon
Thank you, Monday sucks less now
RedDread
Geezus, I sure recognize that Skytrain overpass on Terminal Avenue.
jubjubw
Canadians can be dicks?
KorbinGibson
This was a let down, I thought he was gonna get run over or beat up, or struck by lightning or something funny
RenardLeBlanc
Where...where did he think he was going to go after that?
helgasinclair
Seriously, Vancouver drivers can be some of the rudest I've seen. You even blink and they're on the horn. And I've lived in mainland China
legolife
Your windshield wipers suck!
Onlyjoiningtocomment
This isn't instant Karma. This is instant consequences. Instant Karma would be, for example, if he was hit by a car whilst standing around.
aldarian
I bet the guy is sorry now.
DeeRockNRoll
This guy knows how to get cuffed.
zaphod
yeah that's what I thought, like he just assumes the position LOL
bbold
who keeps their windows down in the rain? and if someone approaches your car, you leave the window down? i always lock my doors in the hood.
HaniiPuppy
If this were in America, three people would be dead and an unrelated black guy would be in prison.
AmbitiousMolerat
Better call a fucking lawyer
Needcouchpie
I bet he does crossfit with that shirt
iCHACHA
Vancouver Canada?
Derfalke
::Cinema Sins voice:: In case you confused it with Vancouver, Argentina.
iCHACHA
There's a Vancouver in Washington (US) which is only 495km away from Vancouver Canada, they have a similar climate, don't be a smart ass
wallyparadise
The asshole who punches people in cars is wearing a shirt too small for him. I am shocked. SHOCKED.
mplsmech
Not to mention he is looking so tough behind the wheel of that Suzuki car. Gaaaay.jpg
scarlettears
thrannix
Whittle Napoleon was unhappy... awww
zeereboka
So not all Canadians are nice? :(
jolietjane
Must've been from out of town.
LooseCannonSpock
I wouldn't bet on it. I've met a lot of mean spirited & ill-mannered Canadians -of all different variety- back when I frequented xbox live.
SnowMongoose
Y'all need to remember this next time you insist on perpetrating the myth that all Canadians are polite.
ShawnHawaii
you don't have to be such a dick about it. sorry.
tarataqa
one bad apple...
SnowMongoose
Come spend five minutes where I work, then apologize for ever doubting me.
MrProsser42
I am a grumpy Canadian, and I get really tired of the polite Canadian myth. We have so many assholes, awful behaviour all the time.
Jonessey
What was the reason for punching the driver, though?
Reemy420
Because he's a douche.
tarataqa
He reposted on Imgur.
llortami
He was playing Justin Beiber at full volume.
mindnoir
Sorry there isn't really any info about what exactly took place, I think it might of been a merging issue and White shirt got pissy.
cokebender
Why are you not up higher on this thread? It says nothing of this in the description.
SupraLove
Asking the real questions here, for all we know there could actually be a decent reason, or the guy's just a dick..
PennnnnyLane
Nah, there's not a good reason to get out of your car on the highway and physically assault someone stopped in front of you.
kootiepatra
Preeeeeetty sure there's not a good reason to hop out of your car and punch a person (who is not themselves assaulting someone)...
mindnoir
Exactly! Even if you're in an accident you shouldn't be going around sucker punching people.
Daggaroth
i've had someone run me off the road by coming into my lane from the opposite side. As I look back, a undercover cop turns on his lights :)
miraluu
I watched a car in front of me make a U-Turn in front of a "no U-Turn" sign and saw a cop behind me. The "oh shit" face was priceless.
DarthTurducken
Oh sweet, sweet justice
likethekeyonthekeyboard
I had a guy who was towing a boat going 20km over, tailgating me in the right lane (busy highway, both lanes in use). (1/2)
likethekeyonthekeyboard
Didn't mover over (too many transports in other lane), throws water bottle at my windshield. Wish there was a cop who saw that. (2/2)
FartedWhileMakingUpName
I watched a guy make two illegal u-turns. After the second I saw a cop behind him with his lights on...stop and help a parked car. :/
NorwegianVikingPower
Was going at the speed limit, guy behind got impatient and passed at twice the limit, car behind him was cop in civilian car, fun times
marmalodak
How Vancouver was planned: scribble all over map with black crayon, pave everything black, barriers everywhere else. Retarded planning.
MrProsser42
It is a really, really grid-like city. Even north Burnaby is like that. Far more regular than other places I have lived.
jimcake
The new bridge route from Surrey is going to straight-up cause fatalities as traffic increases. Luckily the toll has deterred people enough
jimcake
Port Mann layout*
ManLonG
Why they didn't just continue I5/HWY99 to North Van is beyond me.
WhoWantsAMustacheRide
I've lived all over Canada. Vancouver is the worst place to drive. 80% are good drivers but the other 20% are so dangerous. The stories.
jimcake
Passing lane rules are ignored, nobody merges on at more than 70 km/h, and the highway design & paving is shit
TheBlackKaiser
As soon as I cross the border into WA, my driving immediately shapes up. When you are surrounded by people who suck, you suck 2.
ironcondor
I concur, and now I live in the LA area (going on a dozen yrs now). Vancouver drivers are total idiots compared to CA, lanesplitting aside
kmcj22
I treated driving into Richmond, BC like an extreme sport, likely to get injured. Now I walk in Philly, and that's worse.
MrProsser42
I've lived all over the place, including Vancouver. I think Ottawa, and London, Ontario could give Vancouver a run for its money.
CakeToast
you're right about London
MrProsser42
Moved here in the autumn, walk a lot, and I have been nearly hit so many times. Every day I see a few examples of terrible driving.
canuckmaplesyrup
I'm living in Ottawa from BC it's honestly so scary. People here are reckless and don't care about pedestrians
Rockitawkwardly
i gotta say, i've spent a lot more time in ottawa than van but i've def. almost gotten hit by cars more in van
SwedishGuyYesIDoHaveLongBlondHairWhy
Despite the gifs being a bit difficult at first, it's worth it! I always upvote douchebags-getting-what-they-deserve
Imreallynotsoclever
Search "road rage instant karma" on youtube. There's some videos on there that make you just weep with joy.
mindnoir
It was a 5 minute youtube video, I tried to pick the prime of the bunch. Sorry about that!
gone271
Link? I want to know sparked the road rage. Also what happened to the douche? Arrested?
zaphod
Yeah link pls, how do we know black car didn't deserve to get punched in the face, there are enough drivers around here who deserve it.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
I don't think that anyone deserves to be physically assaulted because of their driving. A revoked license maybe.
zaphod
I mean figuratively of course, not actually advocating punching people, but context is important before we all pile on the dude.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
its true, guy-in-car could have murdered guy-in-white-shirt's family
JeremyHilaryBoobPhD
The only thing I thought about was how the wiper never got any of the water. LOWER YOUR CAMERA!!! Lol. Douche bag tho.
miraluu
its likely fitted at the top of the windshield and can't be moved.
JeremyHilaryBoobPhD
I mean the driver not the camera guy
cheezysockets
as someone who has a dashcam they're situated up pretty high so they're out of the way. not sure it's worth lowering it'd get in the way.
Jinobe
Now I want to see the Russian version.
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
*Russia invades Chechnya*
OverlyUnprotective
Need more guns.
WeAreTheNSA
Just look one comment down.
yuraf
Same thing, except no one calls for police and no one cares.
FlatulentFerret
StonerAlex
I see they've played Batey, axey before.
whitechocolatethunda
Russian police forces punch the tattle-tale witness in the throat, and demand that the two drivers battle to the death.
StaringAtSidewalks
The battle is who can drink the most vodka and wrestle a bear. Loser either dies to bear or in the 1% chance, to alcohol poisoning.
BETTYFUCKINWHITE
with knife and shovel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CMlOXHiD_k
Mykoira
In the real Russian version the puncher gets shot right after he punches the guy and the Militia confiscates the car.
whatifdonkeysdidntexist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOj0dkl8MMA
teezeeoh
Ha. Da this happens
ThroatPuncher
I approve.
whitechocolatethunda
Your username is uncomfortably arousing.
bluetankmush
Accurate AF.
Einer
and in the end you find out one of them was enemy of president and had to die.
hardtochoose
all ded
kingj07
Oh yeah, machete abd a baseball bat coming right up.
TheCopperKey
I would have favorited this post just for this thread of gifs
steviEa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ir9AhCRQVk
FlatulentFerret
ThatGuyNoOneKnows
I like this. I like this a lot
JapanGuyJoe
What is this from?
wandergeist
Russia.
KaleoM
With love...
MyUsernameIsMyPassword
I cant even
ElectronsTremble
4 dead people, coming up!
blackguard89
Not sure if Russian, but still pretty darn funny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrBOoriLEcQ
unicornfun
You can't handle the Russian version! (no one can)
witsd
First the tortured bears are made to dance, then a meteorite falls from the sky as Putin doesn't get someone shot.
FlatulentFerret
outlawz
Source?
JapanGuyJoe
Pls
FlatulentFerret
ThatGuyNoOneKnows
I was looking for this badass mother fucker
FuzzyBear
that's the one we all will know :)
StonerAlex
I never got this, it's like dude, you're pretty much already merged when you pull the gun...
InfinitusEquitas
As a Russian... cops demand bribe from everyone, beat whoever doesn't pay up, end of story.
Khamosh
1# As a non Russian my dad was a student in Moscow in the 80s. He still tells us how disciplined and polite Russian cops were back then.
lk4ward
90s was a harsh time, but it slowly gets better again.
aelita
That was a long, long time ago in a galax~ country far, far away...
NotAPervert
So if you bribe them more will they beat up the other guy? Is there some type of violence-based sub-economy of bribery?
plyinglemon
At what point does it stop being bribery and start being an auction?
Zodi
when it's not illegal.
GivePuddingToYourEnemies
As a third Russian, I brought the vodka.
InfinitusEquitas
I brought the cognac. Let's drink.
UncleVanya
You two must be saved from your evil ways by the power of the pull up bar. Stop drinking, do pull ups for the motherland instead.
InfinitusEquitas
Only if there is a beautiful devochka underneath me :p
unicornfun
In Mexico it is called la mordida (the bite)
InfinitusEquitas
That's... actually pretty interesting. And sad :(
Khamosh
2# you would ask them for directions and they would greet you with a salute when you approach them.
InfinitusEquitas
That's because your dad was a foreigner... he would have been treated differently from a local.
lk4ward
No, not really.
UncleVanya
Yeap that was the 80s, a simpler time, people seldom locked their doors at night even in cities it was that safe.
UncleVanya
The cops still do the salute thing, but otherwise...well you might get lucky and get a good one, but majority are assholes.
FlatulentFerret
MOTHERFUCKINGANTICHRIST
wait... what the fuck happened here
Popspoppingit
Nanja Gaiden: Hardcore
FlatulentFerret
alxv
It is not in Russia.
INeedTities
+1 for the driver
JapanGuyJoe
WTF
armoreddeath
I laughed way too hard
Dreamdayer
Now that's instant karma.
itrepresentsthedualityofman
he ded
MaxCafe
so ded
INeedTities
rekt
wandergeist
alxv
It is not in Russia. In Russia different stop line.
TakeThatJasonTodd
That is when the driver realizes that he is in a car, and turns the bikers body into a broken paste.
ThatGuyNoOneKnows
Lol, exactly what I was thinking
Skier57
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6WtsakHbB0
vickybordel
Did the angry douche had his kid with him in the car? Wow...
emancipist
never have i seen a source so low in the comments. thank you
Skier57
No problem and eh it happens
zaphod
so any background? looks like black car cut off white car, in poor driving conditions, and deserved a punch in the face.
TheDrySideOfThePenny
Dumb Dumb.
g3r4r
Yeah, nothing solves your problem better than a good old punch in the face, right
IFistGoats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_BTtpupOCQ
accipiter
Did...did they have him just leave his car in the middle of the road?
IalwaysupvoteKorra
What happened with the car? It still had the engine running and shit.
accipiter
Hopefully someone at least moved it to the side and turned it off. Though the cops may have been required to tow it since he got arrested.
mowie2
whats the song name ?
mowie2
found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVxDWbS_yU8
mindnoir
You can really tell it's Vancouver with all that god damn rain.
icorrectyourgerman
idk how the situation in canada is, but I did not wonder this guy looks middle eastern. here in austria it´s a-l-w-a-y-s them
erischilde
So much of Canada thinks of Torontoians as assholes but 3 years in Vancouver taught me better...
RabarberSaft
I love the winter in Vancouver this year. Except all mountains have nosnks
canuckmaplesyrup
As soon as I looked I was like AWH gotta be vancity, then I thought it rains in other places YA idiot. nope, I know my city
ThisThatTicTac
*Raincouver
AutoTomato
This totally fits in with what I've been experiencing here, the people are slow but impatient, it's a very paradoxical place
shigetsu
as an American in Vancouver Washington U.S.A. can confirm both vancouvers rain a fuckton
ChemicalPizza
Hey neighbor! Don't jinx it, it's been so nice out the last few days...
shigetsu
but i love the rain and gloomy wheather :( its not jinxing for me :D
neondemonn
Thank you! It's annoying when people complain about the rain. Don't like it? Move!
ManLonG
Without the rain, I could still tell it's Vancouver because of THE FUCKING TRAFFIC JAM
arrbos
vote yes on the translink referendum, we're going to need a shitload of money to alleviate future traffic :/
fothefox
Thought it was Vancouver! Least it was nice today~
seeet
As an ESL student who's in Vancouver. The last few weeks was pretty nice.
keddii
kiss radio! or sonic... I'm confused about it still...
Blurr7face
I could tell by the sky train. I actually thought that that's no3 road. And then the rain
mindnoir
I think it's actually coming up Lougheed just before Brentwood, I may be wrong, but I think it's Lougheed.
Blurr7face
Ohh, okay! I haven't been there in a while, so yeah
MrProsser42
Yup, I lived in Burnaby for a few years and this definitely brings back memories. Would go back in an instant though, hate the snow.
mindnoir
Same here! I live in Yellowknife now. I go back every year to visit. I usually tire of the rain quickly though.
purrincess
Amen to that!
JustapassingbyKamenriderbutreallyImanUltramagnusfanindisguiseok
That or Seattle.
K0415
It's barely rained this past month.
spiritussancto
we're going to have a serious drought this summer
K0415
I damn well hope so.
spiritussancto
that's not a good thing. that means forest fires and water restrictions and camp fire bans
arrbos
Almost no snowpack this year. Going to be a problem. :/
JurassicPurrk
I've been here for 6 months and I've been cold ever since. I'm sick of Vancouver already, I wanna go back to Mexico...
AutoTomato
It's particularly warm this year, but I also come from a place that was once compared to the surface of Mars for coldness
spiritussancto
this is what passes for a dry year and a short, warmish winter here. take me with you to mexico
JurassicPurrk
Respect to you guys for living in this climate then ;_; I'm the biggest pansy for cold. I look like a burrito 99% of the time.
spiritussancto
this is also the mildest place in the country. go south my friend. go far south.
JurassicPurrk
Oh I shall! I'll return to Mexico in August. To enjoy the arid, hot weather. That's the dream.
whoah
Are Canadians really so nice that it's not normal to lock car doors? I'm from Philly and I lock my apt door to take out the trash.
MrProsser42
I've never considered locking the car doors while driving. Like @spiritussancto said, usually only lock my exterior door when sleeping.
MrProsser42
And I live in the downtown area of the city, lots of homeless around. Still, pretty low crime.
peculiarpieces
Swede here, I don't know anyone who locks their car doors whilst driving.
kmcj22
As a Vancouverite living in Philly...we're supposed to lock our doors???
whoah
I hope you live in a nice part lol
kmcj22
Allegheny & Broad nice enough? Close to the school, rent is 375/month. Can't lose, except when my life and property are on the line.
kmcj22
does Broad and Allegheny count?
spiritussancto
it's weird to lock your car while you're in it here. i also don't know anyone who locks their apartment when they're home and awake
RedroverRedrover
No one locks their apartment? Do you know any women who live alone? I never leave mine unlocked.
PolkaDottedSheep
Canadian and live alone in a basement suite, my door is unlocked right now. I also know a girl who never locks her door.
RedroverRedrover
I'm Canadian too. I've only ever known one or two people who left their doors unlocked regularly.
spiritussancto
we lock it when we go out or go to bed of course. i'm a young woman, frequently home alone. i'm not worried
whoah
Wow, really? That just seems naive from my perspective. To quote Professor Moody, "CONSTANT VIGILANCE"
poachedhomosapien
+1 for Moody quote
spiritussancto
meh, it's not like car jackings or home invasions are a common thing. living in fear is bad for you and a community
whoah
On the other hand, most crimes are crimes of opportunity. People will just check door handles and if it's open then go in and steal
whoah
Same thing goes with cars, too.
birencall
So yeah, in the last 30 days we've hardly had any rain. It's been 18C some afternoons.
MrProsser42
I miss the rain, would take it over snow any day. Even though we are expecting +ve temps all week here in London, there is still snow, ugly.
mindnoir
I know my friends haven't stopped telling me about it, I was there for two weeks around Christmas I got one day without rain.
Splinelock
Its been god damn beautiful. Killed the ski season but I'm loving the early spring.
bunniesanddrugs
It's gonna rain on Wednesday :(
noxdracoria
Its like that across a lot of BC right now: maybe not as warm but way too dry for this time of year. There's concerns about the fire season.
seoulless
It's always nice and sunny here when I have a lot of work to do :(
scuba7jb
Russian version --->
robynrocketship
Stfu....I guess ninjas are actually Russian
PawelBilinski
That's an overcomplicated insurance scam attempt
Reemy420
I was looking for this. Thank you. +1
P51VoxelTanker
@Jinobe Is this what you wanted to see?
SirReginaldDukeOfChutney
MRW im the only terrorist on CS Assault.
ForgottenAzreal
Was not dissapointed
StrengthAndHonor
If it is Russian I'm really hoping the guy in the car had a dash camera like the one that caught the meteor.
MethGasolinePissLemonade
Classic gif.
MoosePower
Fuck yes. Incidentally, why is this not the top comment?
JeffGriffin
good guys wear black
cokebender
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
backtobackpanicattack
This takes me back.
TotallyNotYourCat
@Jinobe
LincolnOsiris
i need to save this
FlyingDebris
I want to believe that is the French version, for some reason.
nataniel
funny thing is - car front windows doesn't shatter like that. those are laminated glass after all.
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
In Soviet Russia, person hits car
eatabowloffist
In Soviet Russia, car drives man
Cheomesh
Can you imagine being the window kicker, like fumbling for your gun after that? OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT
LegoStomper
This is a training exercise if I remember correctly.
BananaJack
It's French, not Russian
icorrectyourgerman
I see no white flag?!
Savagesquelsch
I wouldn't even be mad if this is how they issued speeding tickets in the U.S.
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
You would be when you saw the bill for your windshield replacement.
Savagesquelsch
You're no fun.
krauraurgg
Neither are bills for windshield replacements.
MacRockatansky
Wrong. This is Russian version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GihuUYmoMXU&app=desktop
Thatusernamehasalreadybeenchosenandisnolongeractive
Don't feel guilty at all for laughing my ass off at that.
nataniel
proven to be a staged video
MacRockatansky
Someone always has to be that guy. Are you proud of yourself?
nataniel
a leetl.
YouGottaBeFresh
That guy who kicked the hood in got his gun out way too slow
thebutcheristhevillaingoat
Windshield*
Fiddy5
I think kicking the guy in the face through a windshield is good enough.
JackCoughlin
It doesn't matter at that point, an entire squad moved in on the car in 5 seconds and any movement would have them catching rounds
myplacetosaytheshitineversay
Oh, I'm sorry, was the "hurling his body through a moving vehicle's windshield" not enough reason to be slowed down a hair? Just a hair?
RoyFuckingMustang
"I can do it so much better" -the internet
halvy
Not necessarily that I think I could to it better, just seems like that maneuver's a good way to get shot in the dick.
RoyFuckingMustang
It's all kinds of dumb but you gotta take it for what it is. Not to mention the driver was prolly less ready to get his weapon out.
LeavesThingsUnfinished
HOLY FUKIN SHIT!! Did that guy just dropkick a moving car then roll off the hood like a freakin G6? Damn Russia
potsnpans
Crazy how Ivan do dat.
Thatusernamehasalreadybeenchosenandisnolongeractive
Ivana do dat
adamonias
I laughed at this in the middle of class, and apparently that isn't an appropriate response to learning about "domestic abuse frequency"
GrimnirTheGreat
you have class at 11pm?
adamonias
im an aussie!!!