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iameverythingimgurhates
The Ted and Ted 2 posts are multiplying. I saw my first one ever yesterday and have seen like 4 since. But I'm not complaining. It's funny.
Squelchtone
ok, after all these TED posts on imgur lately, I really need to see this movie now.
uRB4N
This is stupid. Any decent improviser can use these.
LoveSexDanger
TED2 was the first movie I ever deleted from my collection. It is the worst bullshit I have ever seen.
Jeppler
Sitting in Chem trying not to get caught laughing rn.
ExplosiveMustache
All of these Ted posts are bring posted by the same user. Obviously a CONSPIRACY!!!11!1!
spenibus
My devious plan, foiled !
Wingnuttage
Thunderbuddies for life!
Gguyer
You double-dippin' motherfucker. Got two on the front page. Bravo, good sir. +1
spenibus
Triple dippin'. Votes be crazy.
Gguyer
You get them points, buddy.
OuroborosX
Bill Cosby as a barista at Starbucks at an airport on 9/11 is gold man, gold!
Humanchicken
"Looks like you're gonna need a place to sleep!" http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11113/111139969/4227916-bill-cosby.gif
meghantweets
Captain Hair
nodisco
Deserves wayyyyy more upvotes
MikailK
Is this movie actually funny?
lurkinginpublic
Is this a Ted2 Spambot?
spenibus
Beep boop.
JoseDeLaNoWay
"We're giving you the tools, buddy."
DrunkSnowWhite
Saucy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_vnruZ5--U
SinanPiro
good man
dratsaBsdrawkcaB
You give me what I need.
TheStaffmaster
"I know you can, WE ARE right now!"
RiXDJ
Judging that he's made a few of these today tells me he probably just saw the movie.
spenibus
Like live tweeting but with pictures.
RiXDJ
Hm, I can agree.
TrukStop
Overly long joke with a cutaway style segue and a forced delivery. Live action Family Guy.
BlueLungs
How dare they have a cutaway style, you're right! That makes it just like Family guy. No other movies use this style. Fuck Seth Macfarlane.
TrukStop
Only part of the point, but thanks bud.
mastercheif
I love how the promos for this movie got downvoted to shit and now we're upvoting this stuff.
spenibus
I love how I accidentally made some people think I'm a corporate shill because silly posts get upvoted.
Veggisaurus
Stop jamming this movie down our throats.
spenibus
Funniest accident. Blame the electorate.
MadiCorax
This dude has at least 3 posts dedicated to the movie. And almost all the comments are going ignored at 1 upvote. Sneakily promoted?
spenibus
I could only wish to do it on purpose.
MadiCorax
Except... you did, by posting the pics. You didn't get paid for it, but you're practically promoting it.
spenibus
The posting, yes but not the virality.
MadiCorax
12,530 points 238,357 views
TerribleAwful
I just laughed at 9/11, Robin Williams, Charlie Hebdo, Ferguson & the Germanwings plane crash... I feel terrible, awful
superfreddy2002
And now I give you my up vote so people can see how terrible you are :)
LittleAnnieAdderall
I see what you did there
TheNextGuy
Your just a fellow member of the brotherhood of dark humor
nite1234199
Hans, are we bad people?
DarkSparkyShark
Did you, in turn, also laugh at the references to these in the scene depicted above?
JustSomeRandomGuyWhoDidThatOneThingWithTheOtherThing
Oh hey, I just came from your other post
spenibus
Welcome back. You can't escape.
JustSomeRandomGuyWhoDidThatOneThingWithTheOtherThing
Haven't seen any others so far
Waitihavesomething4this
Last time I went they wanted "life event" and I yelled "period". They also wanted "family member" I yelled "uncle". They used them both
IdonotknowwhatthehellIamdoinghere
Oh! I got one! Liam Neeson, in a supermarket, shopping for Trix!
TheCommissar
Okay, are these ads or something? Because this is the second unnecessarily long set of Ted 2 images I've seen today.
spenibus
It's hilarious to me that it looks like a coordinated effort. I was really just watching the movie.
me2me2
Half of op's submissions are about Ted, I'd say so. Or a very poor taste in movies
spenibus
I only posted while watching. You can't put the responsibities of all those upvotes on me. Situation is ridiculously hilarious though.
Tschi
i remember it like it was yesterday...the cinema was dead silent...all you could hear was me laughing...loud
pandaSloppy
What with all the ted related post making to FP OF LATE ?
spenibus
Freaky.
TheAmazingBlahaj
Probably the funniest part from Ted 2.
Exowe
The part where they have to find the guy who took coke in the party killed me
SlagStorm
I love that scene with Liam nesson.
stevenwonder
Yes--now I don't feel compelled to see it.
sowetoninja
It was a really shitty movie...
Tripleoseven
I thought it was a great movie
poopiekins
It was pretty good imo. Just released opposite jurassic world so it tanked
monto207
The part with all johns porn
Tyrannotron
What kind of shitty improv troupe couldn't make any of these funny?
Usernamesarejustlabels
The kind in a film following a script
norrec
you guys should check out BeerProv, my buddy started it in a few cities. comedians get hammered while doing improv. vulgar and hilarious
norrec
sauce: www.beerprov.com
LiamNeesonOfficial
fyck em. Management approved it bc it improved liquor sales!
norrec
your name must be Monsanto, because you're killing my buzz
AT0M1CDRAG0N
A Politically correct improv troupe
Tylendal
Easy... the hard part would be making them tasteful.
seakira
Frankie boyle is definitely not tasteful, bit is very funny
TheKevit07
Exactly, not everyone shares the same humor...especially the type of humor Deadpool finds tasteful.
TheJerkNessMonster
Tasteful improv is just jerking off without a dick
GermanIrishEngineering
Maybe they need to try Improve comedy?
headpantsnow
As a member of an improv troupe, this is sadly realistic.
JrElmoe
And...
KnockemD
I would laugh so hard to it irl
InboxMeYourSamoyeds
I'm sorry I said caulk and everybody thought I said cock.
Shadowfly
Your comment made it much more fun ;)
DoctorNothing00
I would love to be in a troupe, but I'm scared because of things like this.
gastonlikegaston
What are some of the funniest suggestions you've gotten?
Kopar
"Jared from Subway!"
MnemonicMonkeys
I suggested a spaghetti western theme at one and they didn't know what it was, but still managed to pull it off
notme222
I suspect most people don't. They've heard the term and maybe seen The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly but don't understand the reference.
LimeMime565
Sadly?
Kronoak
as someone who likes dark humor, roll with it
doubleormuffin
It gets really old, though, when everyone makes it their goal to come up with something dark and ironic that's hard to respond to cheerfully
UltimateBooty
Well arm it's all about trump
jamesshore
As a member of an improv troupe: You should really learn to accept suggestions and work with them.
sellenko
Not enough penis or pineapple. I asked for a news headline tonight and got "pesident elections."
filthytank
Work stories?
freyjaboo
@OP
wolvensong
Oh yes please! That would be awesome!
Noob3rts
Hahahaha, last night at work I found a giant garbage bag full of weed and blue gloves. :D
DreaminFree
Yes!!
notme222
But will they be real work stories or will he be making them up as he goes along?
paladin173
Fucking glorious
Pooplop
Then do some funny shit with the suggestions. If not, get off the fucking stage.
FazeRitz
Once I yelled "furiously Masterbates when no one is looking" to one of those guess what my thing is bits. Best night ever. Girl played hard!
randomyOCE
Last time I dealt with this we made the back-and-forth into the joke. Seriously considered redoing it another night with a plant.
ChanningTastum
People need abit if celebration
cr4sh0verride
The post or being reminded youre a member of an improv comedy troupe?
harrypotterobsessedmuch
Burn
LarfleezePlz
TheBlueGal
curiousrayoflight
I never realized how perfect that is for my moments like this.
Lynkinlog
Noice.
umpbumpfizz
Ok. You saw the opportunity and you took it. But I just want to say - improve is very fun!
Anil666
Improv is a lot more fun sometimes
pookafurbaby
Savage
headpantsnow
You sir, deserve all the fake internet point.
sharkattackalackin
Can you explain to me why, even when I'm able to get half the audience chanting it, improv troops will not take shakeweight as a suggestion?
kkus
I'm just giggling that @headpantsnow said "point" and not "points"
slagath0r
Rekt 'em
GenerallyKenobi
Damn near killed him.
FireBreathingStockBroker
Hitler.
happyishturtle
Classic comedy
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
Yes?
kwansue
Last improv I went to they asked for a place for a first date. I shouted "the morgue" sadly they didn't use it
skyzophrenicMoose
Seriously? That isn't even offensive and it actually has comedic potential ..
Molkifier
Hell I'm fairly sure Whose Line has used that location before and they were broadcasted on ABC Family.
drbootyshaker
To be fair, the newer season of Whose Line has some pretty raunchy jokes, it's pretty incredible what they get to air.
Molkifier
True, but I've been on a Whose Line binge and I've only been watching the older show. That said, the old show gotta away with a lot as well.
drbootyshaker
If you think the old one got away with alot, HOLY FUCK ARE YOU IN FOR SOME FUN, assuming you're going to watch the newer ones.
BurlRavenscroft
People go to morgues on dates, that's a legit throng!
Rheios
Zombie dinner parties?
BurlRavenscroft
I made a typo and by neptune's beard I can't find the way to delete mobile posts anymore!!!
curiousrayoflight
Haha oh shit. How DOES one delete the throngs now??
beerculesivxx
I forgive you.
ProjectSatan
ok. so this is pretty funny. is the rest of the movie as entertaining?
Improbabilitydrive42
You just have to make peace with the fact you're going to hell :D I think of it as, at least I'll have good company
BHObiWanKendoobie
Yeah, it's 100% better than the first one. The writer is good at learning from his mistakes. Just look at Family guy.
subparusersubber
Absolutely
KarlSpiceWeiner
If you liked the first you'll love this one
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
It's IMHO better/funnier than Ted 1, so take that as you will
deodorantinmybutt
It was Okay. I hate movies like this and I liked it. Slightly bether than the first IMO. but this was probably the funniest scene.
Trumpelstiltskin
There are a couple more ones. Like, I would recommend renting it once for less than $4
baconandeggsequalbreakfast
Way better than the first one
TejelPejel
Its more MacFarlane-style. Meaning, less plot, more nonsense jokes, celebrities pop up a few times. Funnier than the first. Loved it.
DemoB0y
This is just a tragic pawing at the slowly cooling dead body of comedy.
tybrosion
2deep4me
SomethingHorriblyInappropriate
I enjoyed the first Ted movie, I REALLY liked Ted 2. Quality lazy day movie watching.
Dravit
Right, that's good enough for me. Ted was quite amusing, I hadn't bothered with Ted 2 but will this weekend now. Cheers.
SomethingHorriblyInappropriate
I personally, and my buddy whom I recently convinced to get off his arse and watch it too, feel that Ted 2 was even better than the 1st one.
Dravit
Yep, it was quite amusing. Some genuine laugh out loud moments. Cheers
Dravit
#weekendsorted
whatshouldibewhenigrowup
1/2 Imgur seems to hate TED. I'm a middle aged female w/ major depressive disorder (dr. diagnosed) very little makes me smile, let alone
mousecove
How long do you think you've gone without telling someone your diagnosis apropos of nothing?
psyduckdontgiveafuck
I learned a new phrase. Thanks!
JonTao
You made me want to meet you.
lyricallove
Hello fellow diagnosed MDD lady. I'm grateful to anything that allows me to experience something genuine, especially laughter. Peaceandlove.
abbrevi9
It's popular to hate Seth MacFarlane, basically.
BayazTheBenevolent
Point. Imgur just likes to hate what's popular.
duncanidah0
Which is lame because he is actually really clever
whatshouldibewhenigrowup
laugh out loud. These movies had me cracking p laughing. Feels soooo good when you are a depressed person.
AmITheOnlyWomanOnImgur
This is good to know -- I dismissed them as stupid and didn't watch, but now I will give them a chance! (Also depressed middle-ager!)
TheKevit07
As someone with PTSD/depression, if I ever met you in person, I would offer a hug.
Mataes
I know that feel ladybro
Aqwattics
I could have written this word for word. I'm glad you've found something that helps, no matter how small. Try looking up ferrets playing.1/2
Aqwattics
Getting ferrets was one of the best decisions for my health. Never fail to crack a smile.
Tvakc
I got a poodle. I've never slept so well.
MexicanJugDealer
Sounds like you could use a good butt touchin
EvilPhallus
Nope, funniest part right here.
arenten
bububut someone else said the trix scene was funnier
CheifyMcDANKk
Lol yeah that was pretty fuckin hilarious
ProjectSatan
saved me a couple hours. thanks
CamanderBunBun
Don't listen to him it's pretty decent and rentable
BootyWrangler69
Make your own decision, don't skip the movie cuz one random person on imgur says it sucked
CassandraCurieux
It's pretty funny. I lost my shit at the Liam Neeson part lol
saraxkatherinex
Listen I loved it. You have to be open to some cheap laughs but I was dying
Sauroctonus
There's a lot of films people criticise too harshly because they assume they're meant to be good or "classy".
JokerARC
I loved it too.
scoonabletruncations
Listen though.
BigTruckRegularPenis
I would probably love it. I enjoyed a lot of Ridiculous 6. Stupid yes but the cheap laughs are what kept me watching.
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
"Look at that family of white niggas."
blooregardqkazoo
People love to hate on family guy and its creator but the man knows comedy.
Gink0
Family Guy's stupid humor is always right up my alley
Ihmhi
He knows what he's doing. When he funded COSMOS he said something like it's the only worthwhile thing he's ever put on television.
SURPRISEscience
Whaat I didn't know he funded Cosmos. Neat.
Ihmhi
Yep: http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/apr/08/cosmos-carl-sagan-seth-macfarlane-family-guy
saraxkatherinex
For real I'd rather go into a comedy and have it be crappy (which this wasn't) and still get a laugh or two 1/2
SierraEchoNovemeberDeltaMikeEchoBravoOscarOscarBravoSierra
Thats why I dont mind Adam Sandler films, mediocre films at best but till even his crappy ones proivde a couple of cheap laughs
saraxkatherinex
Than go to a heart wrencher that sucked and just be in a weird mix between sad and disappointed. Any movie that gives me a chuckle is OK